Flu-Struck
Filed under: Film Flickers > Joaquin Phoenix
Sucks to be sick!
Joaquin Phoenix missed the Cannes Film Festival premiere of his movie, Two Lovers, because of a nasty stomach flu, according to his rep.
The actor was all set to go to France, but he was so beat-down by a stomach flu that he had to go to a hospital to rehydrate.
Hope he's feeling better!
Gwyneth is probably happy she didn't have to share the spotlight!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 20, 2008 at 5:45 pm
River was so much better looking than Joaquin. RIP River.
COULD HE BE ANY UGLIER? EWW! IMAGINE HIS CLEFT PALLET GOIN DOWN ON YER PUSS PUSS AND THEN HE SHOVIN HIS SKANKY 4 INCH COCK IN YER BUNGHOLE AND THEN WHISPERING IN YOUR ARMPIT HOW HE WANTS TO EAT YOU FOR DINNER AND THEN HE LICKS YER SWEATY HOLE AND THEN HE FARTS AND THEN STARTS TO PICK HIS NOSE AND THEN RUBS THE BUGERS ON YOUR TITS AND THEN EATS THEM OFF AND THEN CUMS ON YER DOG! EW!
I thought he died
on a sidewalk or something
years ago
who cares
second woooo
OMG HE IS SO GOOD LOOKING….HOT…HOT…HOT….
B-E-A-U-TIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUMMY
SIXXTHHHH
(i hate when people do this)
re' #2 WHERE DO YOU PULL THIS CRAP OUT OF…YOUR BUTT…….JESUS SOME OF THE THINGS THAT ARE WRITEN HERE JUST TOTALLY OUT THERE…..I THINK O LOT OF YOU ARE ON BIRD JUICE…
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JUST LIKE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LAURA
re' #2 WHERE DO YOU PULL THIS CRAP OUT OF…YOUR BUTT…….JESUS SOME OF THE THINGS THAT ARE WRITEN HERE JUST TOTALLY OUT THERE…..I THINK O LOT OF YOU ARE ON BIRD JUICE…
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re' #2 WHERE DO YOU PULL THIS CRAP OUT OF…YOUR BUTT…….JESUS SOME OF THE THINGS THAT ARE WRITEN HERE JUST TOTALLY OUT THERE…..I THINK O LOT OF YOU ARE ON BIRD JUICE…
*****************************************************************************************AND BY THE WAY WHERE IS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LAURE
re' #2 WHERE DO YOU PULL THIS CRAP OUT OF…YOUR BUTT…….JESUS SOME OF THE THINGS THAT ARE WRITEN HERE JUST TOTALLY OUT THERE…..I THINK O LOT OF YOU ARE ON BIRD JUICE…
*******************AND BY THE WAY WHERE IS >>>>>>>LAURA
re' #2 WHERE DO YOU PULL THIS CRAP OUT OF…YOUR BUTT…….JESUS SOME OF THE THINGS THAT ARE WRITEN HERE JUST TOTALLY OUT THERE…..I THINK O LOT OF YOU ARE ON BIRD JUICE…
***AND BY THE WAY WHERE IS >>>>>>>LAURA
Oh man, have you seen him in interviews lately. That boy is going down the same sad path his brother did. Sad. Say no to drugs~!
I hate when people use the term "stomach flu". "Flu" is short for "influenza", which is an upper respiratory infection. Unless you've swallowed your lungs, there's no such thing as a "stomach flu".
Get better, Joaquin! Love!
No such thing as a "stomach flu". The flu is a virus that attacks the LUNGS. Causes burning sensation, trouble breathing etc.
"Stomach Flu" is a stoopid catch all phrase for every bug/virus/food poisoning when someone barfs and doesn't feel well.
why does river phoenix looks nothing like any of his family members
Re: Editor – your mom swallowed my load.
Re: lauren – cuz he was a bastard child and cuz his hair pin lip shit made him look fucked up as shit and his mom was a whore so they aren't sure which man shot his load in her that made her preggers with joaqueen.
barbie girl in the barbie worlld(ouble dss) my boobs are plastic thats so fantastic you can brush my weave and take my to kfc isnt that fantastic now lets go fuckin
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Trust me, everyone at Cannes knows this guy and it isn't the flu.
Not the flu with him.
What color was his shit? Consistency? Runny? Solid? Please, fat head, tell me more about Joaquin Pheonix getting the squeeze cheeks. Just because an actor eats a bad Chalupa is not sufficient reason to post a 3-paragraph update.
#21, really?
I luv him.
"Trust me, everyone at Cannes knows this guy and it isn't the flu. "
That is what I thought too. I heard he has a huge drinking problem. Could it be related to that?
No, Joaquin was in rehab during 2005 i think, now is sober.
Why don't you trust in his stomach.flu?
Joaquin is a genuine person, c'mon.
No, Joaquin was in rehab during 2005 i think, now is sober.
Why don't you trust in his stomach.flu?
Joaquin is a genuine person and i trust him, c'mon.
My baby daddy!!
In the term "stomach flu", the word "flu" is not short for "influenza". It's something entirely different. Look it up before you correct people…eh hem, I mean TRY to correct people.
Editor and rollingeyes are a couple of dummies!
Re: Morons – Please… enlighten me. What exactly does "something entirely different" mean? Not a very good argument. YOU are directing ME to look it up? What does "flu" stand for in "stomach flu" in your opinion? If you look it up - and I did, at your suggestion - "stomach flu" is defined as "gastroenteritis". What part of that word do you think they got "stomach flu" from? Do you know of another "flu" that medical professionals don't know of? If you're going to argue with me, have something to back it up with.
Re: Morons – Now, there is "Bird Flu", which is the common term for "Avian Influenza A" - an actual influenza virus. But "stomach flu"? Sorry - no. Just ignorant slang. And I can't believe I'm arguing with someone that called me a "dummy". I should save my debates for those intelligent enough to hold up their end of it. Seriously… look it up.
awww thats sad, i hope he feels better cuz i love love love him
is that publicist speak for nasty heroin habit
Nooo, my poor baby!
#33 you are correct. "flu" in this case means trying to kick the heroin so he can do some press and look decent in interviews!
What is commonly referred to as "stomach flu" is actually gastroenteritis, describing any number of stomach ailments including food poisoning, bacteria, overeating and any other number of unspecific stomach upsets.
re morons: In the term "stomach flu", the word "flu" is not short for "influenza". It's something entirely different. Look it up before you correct people…eh hem, I mean TRY to correct people.
Editor and rollingeyes are a couple of dummies!
He is a great actor!!! That is what matters…Also why can't he be sick….haven't you just been sick…Just because he's brother had a problem doesn't mean that he does. he went to rehab during the filming of "Walk the Line" because he wanted to stop something that was becoming a problem. More people should do that….I think he is awesome. And River was very HOT!!!
GOD DAM HES ONE UGLY FUCKER
So, let me get this straight…You are sad he is sick, and giving him sympathy, but it is okay to talk shit about him in your other post? get real PEErez! 39th
I love you Joaquin.
LOVE.
I miss River.
Re: Editor –
You just backed yourself up!! Gastroenteritis…that's what a stomach flu is. Nothing to do with influenza…hmmm…you're dummer than I thought. You completely answered the very question you're asking me.
PS You're enlightened! You're welcome.
Awwww…did someone get his/her feelings hurt?? Poor baby.
hey im johny cash bitch!
Re: cleft pallet fuck – omg thats so nasty and so fucking true
Whatever it is, I'd be more than willing to nurse him back to health. Damn, Very Hot Man!
Re: cleft pallet fuck – OMG!!! Did he do that to you? Or did somebody in your past do that crap to you? You need some major help!!!!
He was so hot and yummy in Gladiator. Slurp!
what his rep really means is, he had the shits. There is no such thing as the "stomach Flu." Influenza presents itself in the respiratory tract only…dip-shits
I swear; WTF is wrong with some of you who comment on Joaquin??? (#2 for example.) Obviously; he has some kind of striking effect on you for you to post such disgusting drivel. You appear as a "scorned woman" to me. Bad or good; it's attention, and whatever you think he did to you, he's obviously had a great effect on you. Can't you suck it up and attempt to have some class?
For the others here who think he's some messed up druggie… he's stated numerous times in the press that he acts "strangely" becuase he's extremely shy in T.V. interviews.
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In addition; maybe he appears to look "wierd" to some of you because he has very light (damned yellow) green eyes and dark hair-naturally, which isn't that common. Maybe it's from his ethnicity (Hungarian and Brittish). Mine's the same but opposite from his parents so my eyes and hair are much like his - and no; I've been told I'm not bad on the eyes (I raced sportbikes for years and had some press from that; probably just because I'm female, but I can ride the hell out of a bike.)
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Joaquin's also funny as hell and has been since he was younger, when we had mutual friends. He was the type of person which people gravitated to because of his honesty and humor… he seems just like he was many years ago. (Real; unlike some people in his line of work.) So what if that's not "normal" in that business… must people incessantly bash him because he's not "just like them"?
Here's to his continued love of his work which provides many of us with great entertainment that provokes our thoughts, and to those of you who love him and his work
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Re: cleft pallet fuck – He does not have a cleft pallet..I am a proud gay nurse, and the man's speech does not reflect a cleft pallet…It reflects him getting his damn lip split open..quit playing doctor for laughs..jackass 52nd
Re: GSXRCHICKY – awesome!!
I don't give a crap if he DOES have a frog in his brain, he's SEXY AS FUCK!!!
Re: Michelle Renee C – Thanks Sweetie
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I was around him a few times (as a teenager) about 20 years ago and didn't know anything at all about their family's industry success, nor did I care. However I can attest to the fact that he's always been humorously honest and just a wonderful person you can actually have many great conversations to even then. From what I've seen now (not a whole lot) he's the same wonderful guy that I'd rather have talked to in a club filled with hundreds of other pretty, but "non-real" people.
Thanks for your gratuitiy Hon
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Re: GSXRCHICKY – you are very welcome..:-)
do not talk about my uncle brett like that u idiot
Re: spencer – who the hell is uncle brett?
Re: cleft pallet fuck – He doesn't have a cleft palate. He never had one. The scar was there when he was born.
Re: cleft pallet fuck – He never had a cleft palate. He had a cleft lip that already healed itself while he was in the womb… dumbass