He's Into Water Sports
Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Amy Winehouse > Zportz
Pete Doherty 'competed' in a celebrity soccer tourney with his band Babyshambles this past weekend, and Amy Winehouse was there to cheer him on.
Crackheads stick together!
Anyway, as expected, Doperty got himself into a bit of trouble at the event.
The soccer tourney took place at the home of London team Millwall.
Dopehead is a dedicated fan of Millwall's rivals, West London's Queen's Park Rangers.
Despite Dopehead's affiliation (he came decked out in QPR gear), Millwall generously allowed Dopehead to use their chairman's office as a dressing room to get away from the circus that follows him.
Dopey decided that he'd pay Millwall back by pissing in a club trophy.
How rude! Disgusting!
Crack piss kills!
Miraculously, the Babyshambles team made it all the way to the finals (though they lost to band Faithless).
How the hell did that happen? Doped out musicians can play soccer?
Babyshambles must have techies and a road crew who are good at soccer.
[Image via WENN.]


Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.
FIRST!
1st
he is gross!
That is BEYOND disgusting! Fuck! How freakin rude can you get!
I guess that's what happens when you smoke CRACK.
seriously, what the fuck is his appeal?? is the music even good?? is his voice even good?? NOOOO!
he serioulsy grosses me out. He's sooo not cute and he's a fuckn moron, fuck head, cracked out loser.
You can pretty much smell him on every picture that you post.
BARF!
I love you Pete!
You da bomb!
2nd!! woweeeeeeeeeeee
He's a knob - why do that?!
He could but on brand new clothes straight off the rack, and somehow make them look filthy. And I can't believe his heart and other organs could withstand the amount of exercise required to play soccer…
genius
go pete
Rude? Disgusting? More like downright stupid! Millwall fans are probably the most violent and dangerous football fans in the UK, and they're based in a rough part of London. Doherty must be off his head not to realise to possible implications of this…
5th!
Minnesota LOVES pete doherty!
not first
This is pretty bad but it's not too awful if you consider just how serious they are about soccer in other countries. Of course as many know riots where people are beaten or killed take place simply because of the outcome of a soccer game. So to an American it's Peter being Peter but I think he's just taking part in his country's culture.
Now let's see, how do I kick again?
10th!!!!!!!!!!!!
he looks weird in this picture
HAHAHA! good on u pete, if i was in an everton trophy room, i'd piss in there trophy (if they had any)! good one for gettin into the final, shows skill and talent prevails…are u as talented perez??? i think not
Minnesota LOVES Pete Doherty!!
you do realise that there are other people in that band right? drew mcconnell etc are probably quite good at FOOTBALL and think they should be admired for sticking by him like they have
Now stay still will you? Bloody football!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
all I want in the world is my vote for
my hill and my bill..thatz all..
president hillary/..can u bitchez here me NOW…..HILLARY…..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GIRLPOWER ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
i love him, he's my best friend. well i wish
ohh soo THIS is what they call a Dirty white boy
He is my guilty pleasure!! I love him!!
arghh ITS CALLED FOOTBALL PEREZ, not soccer, FOOTBALLLLLLLL.
Not only did he play this year, he was the returning champion! Crackhead WON last year!
Yes he is - BONG WATER!!
Say what you will, but Pete Doherty has a brilliant academic history, see wiki for his early life and prepare to be surprised. Music is a passion and a calling, he chose it, and it's no accident that he's famous. Genius has its demons.
you can't catch crackheads on foot…haven't yall seen a crackhead run…they go 0-60 mph in 0.3 seconds ALL THEY'S NEED IS A HIT!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzexy!!
As much of a fuck-up as he is, the Libertines were a great band. Even jerks can make good music.
COME ON YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRs
good god he looks like he's STRUGGLIN
HE IS SOOO HOT!! his music is great…he gets a A+ for tryin to stop the drugs..
LMAO I would of peed in Millwall's trophy too! I betcha he was laughing so hard when he did it! That's too funny!
He's such a cheeky monkey!
HE WAS ACTUALLY A A+ STUDENT BACK IN THE DAYS..HE AINT NO LOSER…U KNOW EVERONE OF US HAVE PROBLEMS…DONT JUDGE PETE, PEREZ!
Doherty's got twice the available brain cells of most all of you put together, even after he burns through a decade's worth. He can straighten out, but most will never become more intelligent.
what parents don't tell you, is that this is the way that AIDS is actually spread. nojokes.
i was there
he looked ok
he was playing football with his son
and he got alot of abuse from the crowd
Re: perez, u kill me..crack pizz killz…lol thatz effen funny –
you ound like a fucken fat hoag bitch, why dont you shut the fuck up hogzilla and go stick a twinkie up your ass and in your mouth dont be promoting that shit on here you fucken cunt. bitches be so stupid, but back to this crakhead filth ridden fuckface, he needs to die, the world doesnt need shit like him, especially after the pics leaked online, sick fucken bastard. he should get run over twice, and fucked by a donkey, overdose on something man, you are wasting up space, he is the most disgusting piece of shit i have ever seen. amy needs to stop hanging out with him.
fuck PETE i hope you die a horrible smelly death bitch! and that slut that posted that shit about "vote for hillary" go in a corner and die you shit faced hog, nobody wants you, thats why you steal pictures and claim it is you on myspace, you are a sad little cunt bitch!!!!!!!!!!
the funniest thing EVER is…. watch a junkie try to be athletic.
he looks soooo dippy.
Doesn't he realize that in order to participate in athletics, he needs to be healthy and fit, which means treating his body with the utmost respect with proper diet, exercise and rest, free of toxic drugs and excess alcohol? Isn't that common sense?
mcfly competed in that competition too! they looked much better than he did. haha.
fucking leave the guy alone Hilton. You don´t know him! Judgemental twats simply do my head in.
the band babyshambles are not on drugs. there is tons of turmoil in the band because of pete's heroin and crack addictions! i understand that he is a junkie, but he really is a brilliant artist who deserves a bit of recognition from someone like perez who is so respected.
EW, THIS BASTARD IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. SERIOUSLY. HE'S A FUCKING CRACKHEAD JUST LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE, THEY GROSS ME OUT.
Woohoo!
Go Pete!
I could've just seen Dopehead kicking the ball and his leg snap off due to lack of bone density!! That would've been awesome!!! When does he have time for sports and keeping in shape with all the partying?? Those other teams must've suck!
Perez! You know shit about football. I am so tired of these posts where you compare football and the football culture to American Sports. It is not inappropriate or out of line to insult a rival to the point of threatening (or actually) pissing on their trophies, in their lockerroom, on their pitch, or if it so warrants…on the rival players themselves. That is just how rivalries work. Get it together. And……QPR may be slight league play rivals but if Doherty were a West Ham fan I am SURE he would have threatened much worse. STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Take it easy on the big fellow! Show some respect!!
why r u putting this PECKER on AMYS blog. keep him off of it. please.
hahahaha! look at his little white legs!
That is a risky move considering how serious people are about their teams in england. He could have got him self in some crazy trouble.
Idiot
Seriously Perez it is football not soccer
How typical English lad-ish!
I can't believe he likes QPR! My dad has been a fan of them for his whole life (although I'm not sure why), and he's never mentioned seeing him at a match. We have matching QPR jerseys… eeesh.
thats hilarious man
He's been playing soccer since he was like, twelve. He was really good at it, too.
McFly played that day :]]
i was at soccer six on sunday and pete actually played really well! he seemed with it and was proper into the game! as well as in between kicking a ball around with his son, who is so cute!
unfortunately didnt see amy winehouse, that would have been ace!
still gross what pete did in the cup though!
I don't care what anyone says. Pete is so damn sexy and sooo naughty!!! I would do him in a heart beat even if he is a crackhead. I know gay guys find him hot too and wouldn't mind if he kicked their balls once in while. Go Pete!!!!! Work it !!!!
dude, you obviously dont know a thing! my pete was a pro football player before he turned to music, get your facts right.
I wouldn't touch me if you paid me like a million. he is so gross and I bet he just stinks ! ! ! EWWWW. what a scruffffffff ball !!!
i think Pete is pretty good at soccer (FOOTBALL!!!),i read somewhere that sir Alex Ferguson wanted him to play for Man. Utd,but he flunked a drugtest..lmao,pissing i their trophy,hilarious!
Hahahaha! This looks like an ad campaign for the Special Olympics.
Never mind the knob - I just can't believe there's a QPR top on THE Perez Hilton website…..come on you R'S xx
RE: Sagfsa
YOU obviously weren't an A+ student, because if you were you would know one should never put like vowels as separate words without intersecting a constanant between the two 'A A+ student'. Leave fucking Perez alone! When Perez looks like a crack addict kicking around a soccer ball with UFO size dialated pupils and wearing droopy tube socks then you can say shit.
F**K Yeah!!!!
the sun came up with this story. not only does the sun make up its own stories it also called its match against babyshambles the rubber match because of the rivalry between the writers and pete. they would obviously make up the fake story when an actually site like nme lets the real information out. not sure how creditable perez is or ever was.
You're the epitomy of ignorant american. Pete's a good guy he's really well educated and an amazing lyricist. When you can freely quote Byron and Baudelaire then comment. This is my first and last time on this site. its a disgrace and u should be ashamed.
HONESTLY PETE DOHERTY IS AN EVIL, DESTRUCTIVE FORCE. He has run thru that social circle in London and encourages all these ppl to do drugs … look at Kate Moss and of course he's ready to destroy Amy Winehouse too.
I hope he dies soon.
Good Fuckin Lord! And the audience cheers while the band plays on!
If you've seen her earlier videos (before REHAB) this girl was GORGEOUS!!! And her vocals were just amazing at their peak!
Lady, dump that man…..get your looks back…..stop ruining that incredible voice…don't end up like Billie Holiday!