He's Into Water Sports

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Pete Doherty 'competed' in a celebrity soccer tourney with his band Babyshambles this past weekend, and Amy Winehouse was there to cheer him on.

Crackheads stick together!

Anyway, as expected, Doperty got himself into a bit of trouble at the event.

The soccer tourney took place at the home of London team Millwall.

Dopehead is a dedicated fan of Millwall's rivals, West London's Queen's Park Rangers.

Despite Dopehead's affiliation (he came decked out in QPR gear), Millwall generously allowed Dopehead to use their chairman's office as a dressing room to get away from the circus that follows him.

Dopey decided that he'd pay Millwall back by pissing in a club trophy.

How rude! Disgusting!

Crack piss kills!

Miraculously, the Babyshambles team made it all the way to the finals (though they lost to band Faithless).

How the hell did that happen? Doped out musicians can play soccer?

Babyshambles must have techies and a road crew who are good at soccer.

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: May 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm / Email this  »

    74 comments to “He's Into Water Sports”

    1. samamtha eagan says – reply to this


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      Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.

    2. Brittany says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    3. l says – reply to this


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      1st

    4. Susan says – reply to this


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      he is gross!

    5. Sara says – reply to this


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      That is BEYOND disgusting! Fuck! How freakin rude can you get!
      I guess that's what happens when you smoke CRACK.

    6. NICO says – reply to this


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      seriously, what the fuck is his appeal?? is the music even good?? is his voice even good?? NOOOO!

      he serioulsy grosses me out. He's sooo not cute and he's a fuckn moron, fuck head, cracked out loser.

      You can pretty much smell him on every picture that you post.

      BARF!

    7. Frank Turrentine!! says – reply to this


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      I love you Pete!
      You da bomb!

    8. rose says – reply to this


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      2nd!! woweeeeeeeeeeee

      He's a knob - why do that?!

    9. leelee says – reply to this


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      He could but on brand new clothes straight off the rack, and somehow make them look filthy. And I can't believe his heart and other organs could withstand the amount of exercise required to play soccer…

    10. hader says – reply to this


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      genius
      go pete

    11. Shenanigan says – reply to this


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      Rude? Disgusting? More like downright stupid! Millwall fans are probably the most violent and dangerous football fans in the UK, and they're based in a rough part of London. Doherty must be off his head not to realise to possible implications of this…

    12. nicoleadler says – reply to this


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      5th!

    13. matt G says – reply to this


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      Minnesota LOVES pete doherty!

    14. cristian de la fuente says – reply to this


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      not first

    15. Jenny says – reply to this


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      This is pretty bad but it's not too awful if you consider just how serious they are about soccer in other countries. Of course as many know riots where people are beaten or killed take place simply because of the outcome of a soccer game. So to an American it's Peter being Peter but I think he's just taking part in his country's culture. :-)

    16. snoops says – reply to this


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      Now let's see, how do I kick again?

    17. lala! says – reply to this


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      10th!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. joe says – reply to this


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      he looks weird in this picture

    19. bob fleming says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA! good on u pete, if i was in an everton trophy room, i'd piss in there trophy (if they had any)! good one for gettin into the final, shows skill and talent prevails…are u as talented perez??? i think not

    20. Matt says – reply to this


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      Minnesota LOVES Pete Doherty!!

    21. rachel says – reply to this


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      you do realise that there are other people in that band right? drew mcconnell etc are probably quite good at FOOTBALL and think they should be admired for sticking by him like they have

    22. poot says – reply to this


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      Now stay still will you? Bloody football!

    23. perez, u kill me..crack pizz killz...lol thatz effen funny says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      all I want in the world is my vote for

      my hill and my bill..thatz all..

      president hillary/..can u bitchez here me NOW…..HILLARY…..
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GIRLPOWER ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    24. pete says – reply to this


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      i love him, he's my best friend. well i wish

    25. Slut says – reply to this


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      ohh soo THIS is what they call a Dirty white boy

    26. ADDICTED says – reply to this


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      He is my guilty pleasure!! I love him!!

    27. m says – reply to this


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      arghh ITS CALLED FOOTBALL PEREZ, not soccer, FOOTBALLLLLLLL.

    28. Allyson says – reply to this


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      Not only did he play this year, he was the returning champion! Crackhead WON last year!

    29. Jillian says – reply to this


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      Yes he is - BONG WATER!!

    30. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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      Say what you will, but Pete Doherty has a brilliant academic history, see wiki for his early life and prepare to be surprised. Music is a passion and a calling, he chose it, and it's no accident that he's famous. Genius has its demons.

    31. skeletor says – reply to this


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      you can't catch crackheads on foot…haven't yall seen a crackhead run…they go 0-60 mph in 0.3 seconds ALL THEY'S NEED IS A HIT!

    32. lili says – reply to this


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      Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzexy!!

    33. Elena says – reply to this


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      As much of a fuck-up as he is, the Libertines were a great band. Even jerks can make good music.

    34. QPR,QPR,QPR says – reply to this


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      COME ON YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRs

    35. ckayindc says – reply to this


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      good god he looks like he's STRUGGLIN

    36. mimi says – reply to this


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      HE IS SOOO HOT!! his music is great…he gets a A+ for tryin to stop the drugs..

    37. 7-Mary-3 says – reply to this


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      LMAO I would of peed in Millwall's trophy too! I betcha he was laughing so hard when he did it! That's too funny!

      He's such a cheeky monkey!

    38. sagfsa says – reply to this


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      HE WAS ACTUALLY A A+ STUDENT BACK IN THE DAYS..HE AINT NO LOSER…U KNOW EVERONE OF US HAVE PROBLEMS…DONT JUDGE PETE, PEREZ!

    39. Pffft. says – reply to this


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      Doherty's got twice the available brain cells of most all of you put together, even after he burns through a decade's worth. He can straighten out, but most will never become more intelligent.

    40. elle says – reply to this


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      what parents don't tell you, is that this is the way that AIDS is actually spread. nojokes.

    41. amy says – reply to this


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      i was there
      he looked ok
      he was playing football with his son
      and he got alot of abuse from the crowd

    42. fuck ernesto r diaz! says – reply to this


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      Re: perez, u kill me..crack pizz killz…lol thatz effen funny
      you ound like a fucken fat hoag bitch, why dont you shut the fuck up hogzilla and go stick a twinkie up your ass and in your mouth dont be promoting that shit on here you fucken cunt. bitches be so stupid, but back to this crakhead filth ridden fuckface, he needs to die, the world doesnt need shit like him, especially after the pics leaked online, sick fucken bastard. he should get run over twice, and fucked by a donkey, overdose on something man, you are wasting up space, he is the most disgusting piece of shit i have ever seen. amy needs to stop hanging out with him.

      fuck PETE i hope you die a horrible smelly death bitch! and that slut that posted that shit about "vote for hillary" go in a corner and die you shit faced hog, nobody wants you, thats why you steal pictures and claim it is you on myspace, you are a sad little cunt bitch!!!!!!!!!!

    43. johnna says – reply to this


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      the funniest thing EVER is…. watch a junkie try to be athletic.
      he looks soooo dippy.

    44. Put the pipe down says – reply to this


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      Doesn't he realize that in order to participate in athletics, he needs to be healthy and fit, which means treating his body with the utmost respect with proper diet, exercise and rest, free of toxic drugs and excess alcohol? Isn't that common sense?

    45. Tori says – reply to this


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      mcfly competed in that competition too! they looked much better than he did. haha.

    46. you don´t know me says – reply to this


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      fucking leave the guy alone Hilton. You don´t know him! Judgemental twats simply do my head in.

    47. jenn says – reply to this


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      the band babyshambles are not on drugs. there is tons of turmoil in the band because of pete's heroin and crack addictions! i understand that he is a junkie, but he really is a brilliant artist who deserves a bit of recognition from someone like perez who is so respected.

    48. suck my star says – reply to this


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      EW, THIS BASTARD IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING. SERIOUSLY. HE'S A FUCKING CRACKHEAD JUST LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE, THEY GROSS ME OUT.

    49. mallory. says – reply to this


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      Woohoo!
      Go Pete!

    50. Pootytang says – reply to this


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      I could've just seen Dopehead kicking the ball and his leg snap off due to lack of bone density!! That would've been awesome!!! When does he have time for sports and keeping in shape with all the partying?? Those other teams must've suck!

    51. Perez knows shit about football says – reply to this


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      Perez! You know shit about football. I am so tired of these posts where you compare football and the football culture to American Sports. It is not inappropriate or out of line to insult a rival to the point of threatening (or actually) pissing on their trophies, in their lockerroom, on their pitch, or if it so warrants…on the rival players themselves. That is just how rivalries work. Get it together. And……QPR may be slight league play rivals but if Doherty were a West Ham fan I am SURE he would have threatened much worse. STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

    52. mss says – reply to this


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      Take it easy on the big fellow! Show some respect!!

    53. Labby says – reply to this


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      why r u putting this PECKER on AMYS blog. keep him off of it. please.

    54. janie says – reply to this


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      hahahaha! look at his little white legs!

    55. Natasha says – reply to this


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      That is a risky move considering how serious people are about their teams in england. He could have got him self in some crazy trouble.

      Idiot

    56. It's football! says – reply to this


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      Seriously Perez it is football not soccer

    57. tellall says – reply to this


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      How typical English lad-ish!

    58. emily says – reply to this


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      I can't believe he likes QPR! My dad has been a fan of them for his whole life (although I'm not sure why), and he's never mentioned seeing him at a match. We have matching QPR jerseys… eeesh.

    59. jamie says – reply to this


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      thats hilarious man

    60. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      He's been playing soccer since he was like, twelve. He was really good at it, too.

    61. Noemi says – reply to this


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      McFly played that day :]]

    62. sarah says – reply to this


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      i was at soccer six on sunday and pete actually played really well! he seemed with it and was proper into the game! as well as in between kicking a ball around with his son, who is so cute!

      unfortunately didnt see amy winehouse, that would have been ace!

      still gross what pete did in the cup though!

    63. Vagenta says – reply to this


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      I don't care what anyone says. Pete is so damn sexy and sooo naughty!!! I would do him in a heart beat even if he is a crackhead. I know gay guys find him hot too and wouldn't mind if he kicked their balls once in while. Go Pete!!!!! Work it !!!!

    64. Eilidh says – reply to this


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      dude, you obviously dont know a thing! my pete was a pro football player before he turned to music, get your facts right.

    65. Love me or hate me says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't touch me if you paid me like a million. he is so gross and I bet he just stinks ! ! ! EWWWW. what a scruffffffff ball !!!

    66. emma says – reply to this


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      i think Pete is pretty good at soccer (FOOTBALL!!!),i read somewhere that sir Alex Ferguson wanted him to play for Man. Utd,but he flunked a drugtest..lmao,pissing i their trophy,hilarious!

    67. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Hahahaha! This looks like an ad campaign for the Special Olympics.

    68. Loz says – reply to this


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      Never mind the knob - I just can't believe there's a QPR top on THE Perez Hilton website…..come on you R'S xx

    69. Nicole says – reply to this


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      RE: Sagfsa

      YOU obviously weren't an A+ student, because if you were you would know one should never put like vowels as separate words without intersecting a constanant between the two 'A A+ student'. Leave fucking Perez alone! When Perez looks like a crack addict kicking around a soccer ball with UFO size dialated pupils and wearing droopy tube socks then you can say shit.

    70. April says – reply to this


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      F**K Yeah!!!!

    71. tipity says – reply to this


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      the sun came up with this story. not only does the sun make up its own stories it also called its match against babyshambles the rubber match because of the rivalry between the writers and pete. they would obviously make up the fake story when an actually site like nme lets the real information out. not sure how creditable perez is or ever was.

    72. Niamh says – reply to this


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      You're the epitomy of ignorant american. Pete's a good guy he's really well educated and an amazing lyricist. When you can freely quote Byron and Baudelaire then comment. This is my first and last time on this site. its a disgrace and u should be ashamed.

    73. Rita says – reply to this


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      HONESTLY PETE DOHERTY IS AN EVIL, DESTRUCTIVE FORCE. He has run thru that social circle in London and encourages all these ppl to do drugs … look at Kate Moss and of course he's ready to destroy Amy Winehouse too.

      I hope he dies soon.

    74. spence says – reply to this


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      Good Fuckin Lord! And the audience cheers while the band plays on!
      If you've seen her earlier videos (before REHAB) this girl was GORGEOUS!!! And her vocals were just amazing at their peak!
      Lady, dump that man…..get your looks back…..stop ruining that incredible voice…don't end up like Billie Holiday!