Jessica Alba Secretly Marries!

Filed under: Jessica Alba

Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday.

The actress' publicist confirmed the news today.

The pair are expecting their first child together.

Felicidades (that means "congratulations" in Spanish, in case she's reading).

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 20, 2008 at 4:47 pm / Email this »

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tas says – reply to this

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first
peter says – reply to this

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perez will hate on her for sure.

What happened to your male instincts perez.
ashley says – reply to this

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1st
bbbbb says – reply to this

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1st
wow says – reply to this

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Lucky her!!
1st
fdajk says – reply to this

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i hate bacon…3rd?
ABC Girl says – reply to this

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PEOPLE got this scoop first?… shame on you Perez!!!!!
Manu says – reply to this

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que puta!
james c says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st
melissa says – reply to this

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they are so hott!!!
mol says – reply to this

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wow
gossipgirlx says – reply to this

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first biatches!
ss says – reply to this

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ew what?
dsg says – reply to this

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FIRST!
mike says – reply to this

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Cash Warren is half black Jessica marries a brotha!!!!!!!
u322401 says – reply to this

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Cool!
mandy says – reply to this

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what!!
jenny says – reply to this

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first? probs not.
but what?! married?
id be happy for her though.
JustBeingMe! says – reply to this

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Go Perez.. You know you want it!
Starfire says – reply to this

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Is it really a secret if no one really cares?!
MISCARRIAGE AND DIVORCE! says – reply to this

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FUCK THIS WORTHLESS TWAT
amy says – reply to this

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first
Meg says – reply to this

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1st!
Laura says – reply to this

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Who cares!! This ugly douche should be shot before she gives birth, so the ugly spawn dies too
Liss says – reply to this

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First came the baby, then came marriage, then came divorce, then came desperation. Poor alba. Not.
Brian says – reply to this

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Cashole is sexy - but he's gotta loose the name - sounds too much like asshole. Still fuck him though.
jill says – reply to this

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what!
Gab says – reply to this

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i'd say it means 'i wish you happiness' or 'all the best' but it seems you're a Google Translate fan
anon says – reply to this

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WHO CARES> This sour puss bitch and JULIA ROBERTS can go jump in a friggin lake.

IF YOU DON"T WANT TO BE FAMOUS
Slutt says – reply to this

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LOOOOOOOL SEX
Allie says – reply to this

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I thought she said she didnt feel like getting married just because she was preganet.
YAWN says – reply to this

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YAWN, when is the divorce?!
VS says – reply to this

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Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Warren! May the best be yet to come. You will have
a beautiful baby! Healthy too. All the best!
anon says – reply to this

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UUHH>>> BRIAN, cashole is perez' name for him, not his actual name (it's cash warren), just like he calls Kirsten dunst DRUNKST, and misha barton MUSHY FARTONE!!
JohnnyLawEsq. says – reply to this

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Her husband is a lucky man.
Lookalike says – reply to this

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He looks like a cross between Mark Ruffalo and Benjamin Bratt.
Audrina says – reply to this

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congrats to the beautiful newlyweds…… felicidades bitchez!
alayna says – reply to this

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brian, are you retarded? cashole = nickname for cash dubbed by perez. jesus. read up.

anyways, jalba, i hope you one day find release because we can all see how unhappy you are.
Felicidades! says – reply to this

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Maybe we should all chip in and send them a box of chocolate anuses!
cathy says – reply to this

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is it just me or does Cashole look just like Lorenzo Lamas back in the day?!?!?!?!?!??! are they related???????
SHE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT PEGGERS TO KEEP HIM! says – reply to this

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HOW COME HE NEVER EVER LOOKS HAPPY WITH HER?
anon says – reply to this

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WHO CARES???

GO AWAY GRUMPY BITCH>
Shaun says – reply to this

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Congrats to them!
TOMMY says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL WHO CARES IF SHES NOT PROUD OF HER HERITAGE SHE IS REALLY NICE 2 THE WHITES. YOU SUCK A SMALL LITTLE DICK PEREZ…
www.knifelicker.com says – reply to this

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They both suck! What does he do? She makes shitty movies?
LET'S SEND THEM A BOX OF CHOCOLATE ANUSES! says – reply to this

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AND AN NOTE THAT SAYS, "FELICIDADES!"
cono says – reply to this

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LOL! That means congrats in Spanish.
Rory says – reply to this

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Re: SHE SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT PEGGERS TO KEEP HIM! – Because he doesn't really love her… they were actually broken up when she found out she was pregnant, and I guess he's only doing "the right thing" — which will most likely end up as a divorce anyway, LOL.
stefystef says – reply to this

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This does not surprise me.
She's a snotty Latina who doesn't want a baby out of wedlock. Her parents probably made sure that she married the bum.

So the bastard work or is he living off her "Fantastic Four" money?

Nice to know even the rich and famous have to marry their baby's daddy like the rest of us trailer trash skankbiscuits.
bumbly says – reply to this

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"Her plan", indeed. To keep Cash- get pregnant, have a wedding. "He'll be mine forever!!!"
jeff says – reply to this

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nice rack
NouvelleBabe says – reply to this

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Could he look anymore pissed off in that pic??? WOW
michelle says – reply to this

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Doesn't change the fact you got knocked up being you were married-the kid will be able to do the math and figure that out..so why the charade?!
Angie says – reply to this

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WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"MS DON'T CALL ME LATINA."
Natalia says – reply to this

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I'm glad she isn't latina! We don't like her anyway!
mewling says – reply to this

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He looks so HAPPY! OMG!!!
go to hell says – reply to this

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Ya know,
what is that guy's REAL name?
I only know him as Cashole/asshole, Perez
WTF says – reply to this

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He just looks like an asshole. And she looks like she has serious self-confidence problems that stem from childhood.
My 2 cents.... says – reply to this

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Ok, so I've got nothing to base this on, but in this picture, her husband has "control freak" written all over him. Am I alone in this?
(I almost married one of these myself once; I think I recognize something in his eyes…)
Ah, but could be wrong.
zulu says – reply to this

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Good for them for not whoring it out to the media!!!!!
SHOPGIRL says – reply to this

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WHO CARES ABOUT DON'T CALL ME LATINO ALBA…LIKE YOU CAN'T TELS SHE'S LATINO AND HER NOW HUBBY IS PART BLACK AND PART "WHITE"????????????
SHOPGIRL says – reply to this

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WHO CARES ABOUT DON'T CALL ME LATINO ALBA…LIKE YOU CAN'T TELL SHE'S LATINO AND HER NOW HUBBY IS PART BLACK AND PART "WHITE"????????????
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Perez, I understand where Jessica Alba is coming from. Even members of my family and friends sometimes remind me that I was born here (USA) and shouldn't call myself puertorican. I think is silly because I look, sound and think hispanic. But if she feels that way, it's her choice.
She got married quietly, so good for her for making her own choices. SHE ROCKS!!!!!
m says – reply to this

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wow, he looks really unhappy!
mirmy says – reply to this

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you are hella funny
this to reply says – reply to this

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No Cinderella wedding! What a shame! Typical Latina getting pregnant before marriage.
dALI says – reply to this

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PEREZ - YOU'RE JEALOUS NO ONE THAT HOT WOULD EVER GIVE U DA TIME OF DAY.

..JEALOUUUSSSSSSS????
Yawn says – reply to this

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It wasn't a secret. People simply didn't care.
moe says – reply to this

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congrats to them. at least its better than beyonce keeping her wedding a secret and ashlee's private ceremony
TYPICAL SPICS, THEIR BABY IS STILL A BASTARD says – reply to this

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IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY MARRIED OR NOT. IF THE BABY WAS CONCEIVE OUT OF WEDLOCK IT IS STILL A BASTARD AND SHE IS A BITCHAND HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER. SHE IS A TYPICAL SPIC LOWLIFE SCUM WHO GOT KNOCKED UP LIKE A TYPICAL MEXICAN
TYPICAL SPICS, THEIR BABY IS STILL A BASTARD says – reply to this

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IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY MARRIED OR NOT. IF THE BABY WAS CONCEIVED OUT OF WEDLOCK IT IS STILL A BASTARD AND SHE IS A BITCH AND HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER. SHE IS A TYPICAL SPIC LOWLIFE SCUM WHO GOT KNOCKED UP LIKE A TYPICAL MEXICAN
TYPICAL SPICS, THEIR BABY IS STILL A BASTARD says – reply to this

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IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY MARRIED OR NOT. IF THE BABY WAS CONCEIVED OUT OF WEDLOCK IT IS STILL A BASTARD AND SHE IS A BITCH AND HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER. SHE IS A TYPICAL SPIC LOWLIFE SCUM WHO GOT KNOCKED UP LIKE A TYPICAL MEXICAN!
YSMR says – reply to this

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For someone who hates latinas, she sure did exactly what some latinas do.
1984 says – reply to this

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perez you seriously are an idiot. Jessica is only part mexican and third generation at that, she's noted she not comfortable wearing the mexican flag on her sleeve because she was not brought up speaking spanish. Is that her fault? I applaud her for being so real and down to earth and not trying to be something she isn't just because that is what is considered 'cool' nowdays. As a fellow half mexican who didn't grow up speaking the language or knowing that much about my culutre because my father was adopted by a white woman i know exactly how she feels and how much it hurts when someone judges you. people need to start recognizing bi racial and multiracial as not one or the other but as something totally different.

so screw you perez, you're once again an misinformed idiot.

team JESSICA.
Typical Idiot says – reply to this

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Re: TYPICAL SPICS, THEIR BABY IS STILL A BASTARD –
Typical idiot, his post is still ridiculous.
SORRY YOURE 8 MONTHS TOO LATE!!! says – reply to this

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SORRY JESSICA YOUR BABY IS STILL A BASTARD AND YOU ARE A BITCH!!!!
Andi says – reply to this

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For someone who's "so proud" of their latino heritage, don't you think it's a bit hypocritical to go by Perez Hilton instead of your given name MARIO…..give me a friggin break. HYPOCRITE!
ChiTown Cutie says – reply to this

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Felicidades mean Congrats…..LMAO! Priceless
Paula says – reply to this

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Really?? Awww… Felicidades Puta !!! (That means Congratulations bitch, in case she is reading)
ChiTown Cutie says – reply to this

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RE:#72 You're a racist fuckin idiot!!! PUTO!
realityychick says – reply to this

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Jessica is so annoying and fake. In her interview with allure, she says all she cares about is if her movie "does well at the box office". Her refusal to admit her latina heritage further increases her annoying-ness =]
ANDREA says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba is such a fucking scandalous bitch! Get knocked up to make him marry you? That won't last too long, you dumb cunt. Plus, your looks are the only thing that got you ANYWHERE in your career!! Do you actually think you can act?? Hmmm . . . you are the same in every fucking movie!
Perez, I share your disdain for this ingrate.
lame says – reply to this

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why the hell would anyone want to get married while they are huge and prego? wont she regret how fat her face looks in her wedding pictures?
sTAR says – reply to this

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He looks like a really cranky selfish brat. You should be happy Perez since you hate her……she will be torn down by his ego.
Perez is Dolly Parton says – reply to this

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I love her newly milk heavy tatas. Wonder if I can get a taste?
Fuckem says – reply to this

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Uh, doesn't she have herpes? What the hell IS she doing having a baby?
sandman says – reply to this

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WHEW! DAMN she is one 'HOT TAMALE:)p
M says – reply to this

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she just didn't want her "brown baby" to be a bastard.

Re: lame – she probably made sure there were no pictures at all….she's not going to actually have a wedding until after she has the baby and loses all the weight she's gained….she's too vain.
mayela says – reply to this

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that was funny, "Felicidades (that means "congratulations" in Spanish, in case she's reading)." MUAHAHAHAHHA
Donna L. T. says – reply to this

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Awe congrats no matter how bitchy she may be! They sure are going to have a good looking kid-both are hot!
Daisy says – reply to this

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Re: Fuckem –

No doubt your brain is the size of a grain of sand.
jd573f says – reply to this

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Good for them. BTW….I sat next to her recently at Bette Midler in Las Vegas, and she was smiling, BIG TIME. She was beautiful and very cordial. (her ring is damn big too!)
ilovebacon says – reply to this

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that has to be the funniest post you have written in a long time: that means congratulations!! HA HAHAHAHAHAH
Hyde says – reply to this

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Cha-ching! Payday for Warren.
LuvPerez says – reply to this

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This girl could have any man she wanted…WHY did she pick HIM?! Fuggs.
Jerds says – reply to this

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Who? Honestly, though, this broad's an idiota y imbecile!
Nina says – reply to this

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Re: Gab –
Felicidades literally means Congratulations.
If it's said in the spirit you meant, that's another issues, but it's simply Congratulations.
Fé says – reply to this

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Re: Laura –

Translated into english:

"I'm an ugly jealous white girl."

Whether you hate Jessica Alba or not in not way shape or form is she ugly.
jeff says – reply to this

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I'm sorry did she say something? I was too busy looking at her tits
Fé says – reply to this

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Re: TYPICAL SPICS, THEIR BABY IS STILL A BASTARD –

Like you'll ever get a woman as hot as that you racist cunt.
I bet your mum wishes she'd been sterilised when she looks at you.

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