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Jessica Alba Secretly Marries!

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Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday.

The actress' publicist confirmed the news today.

The pair are expecting their first child together.

Felicidades (that means "congratulations" in Spanish, in case she's reading).

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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116 comments to “Jessica Alba Secretly Marries!”

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  1. ada*sexy mami* says – reply to this


    101

    SHE THINKS SHE 'S WHITE ,BUT I M SORRY MAMI U HAVE A POPULAR SPANISH NAME AND UR FACE LOOKS SPANISH..SO EVEN THOUGH U WANNA HIDE UR HERITAGE U WON'T OKK ..U SHOULD BE PROUD WHERE U AND UR FAMILY COME FROM..ANYWAY U DAMN BITCH THAT GUY DOESNT LOVE U CAUSE HE WAS CHEATING ON U AND U FORGOT HIM LIKE STUPID ..I SEE U UNHAPPY

  2. Cassie says – reply to this


    102

    I hate this chick…I've said it before and I'll keep saying it…she acts like she's the first woman to ever get pregnant– :(

  3. Diana says – reply to this


    103

    I recalled reading an article a few years ago where there was a quote from Cash claiming to have proposed to Jessica several times, but she kept refusing to wed. Something about him asking her to marry him everyday…

    Sorry Perez, you're wrong!

  4. CLO says – reply to this


    104

    I don't like her! she should be proud of being latin. Anyways her baby it's gonna come out all black! haha that would be funny.

  5. lady says – reply to this


    105

    Perez, who are you — the Latin-Nazi??? Why do you feel entitled to pass judgment on what someone considers themselves culturally? How would you feel if someone incessantly commented on your unwillingness to consider yourself straight???? Leave her alone - at least in terms of what ethnic group she chooses to associate with.

  6. Cassie says – reply to this


    106

    Perez, you are awesome and funny! I loved the translation. :)

  7. Hopefully she'll keep the big tits says – reply to this


    107

    I guarantee you Cash is on his knees three times a day praying to Sweet Jesus that Jessica will keep her big, fat, gorgeous tits after she gives birth.

  8. Perezlock says – reply to this


    108

    Who cares?

  9. Belle says – reply to this


    109

    Perez,

    " Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!

    Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday."

    That sound so rude and immatrue. Where's your class? Where's your supposedly new business-man-personality? Please don't put others, and yourself, don't like that for no reason.

  10. Kenny says – reply to this


    110

    It's a small tragedy that someone with as little gift for social commentary as Perez has this much presence in our culture. Jessica Alba, while not claiming to be the greatest actress, appears to have much more talent in her chosen profession than someone who inanely, and without any gift for insightful commentary, points out aspects of others, and adds photoshopped druel to their pics. Fact is, if you're here, act like an American. Pointing out our ethnicities is nothing to be ashamed, nor proud of; it's simply the circumstances surrounding your birth. Perhaps it gives Perez something of note, other than his girth or gargantuan, aesthetically displeasurable features to point out that he's "Latin" (wow), but the fact is; You're American, now shut the fuck up about it.

  11. cheerupcash.com says – reply to this


    111

    Why does CW always look like someone just ran over his best friend? The guy is depressing. I have never seen a picture of him where he is anything other than glum. He must be related to Eeyore.

  12. pull it out of yr ass says – reply to this


    112

    Fuck off perz……. STOP PICKING ON ALBA.

    GET YOUR DILDO OUTA YR ASS AND START PICKING ON FUCKERS LIKE BRITNEY AGAIN.

  13. Lily says – reply to this


    113

    bitch could do better
    SO much better

  14. Sally says – reply to this


    114

    "Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!"

    Misogynistic bullshit.

  15. amber says – reply to this


    115

    who the hell marries on a monday ??

  16. Tina says – reply to this


    116

    Ti miről beszéltek itt ez egy nagyon jó kis képecske lett…mondhatnám cuki…nah puszi:P

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