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Just As Bad As Orange Oprah

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As we've mentioned before, Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, is a desperate famewhore.

Just like his fame-loving, desperado ex-wife, Dina, the ex-con is going to be doing some work in front of the camera.

Poppa Lohan will be starring in a new web series titled Wanna Be Me!. He's signed on to play the "guardian angel of light" surrounding a big Hollywood personality.

At least Dina's show made it on to a cable channel!

Wanna Be Me! starts shooting in June.

[Images via WENN.]

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35 comments to “Just As Bad As Orange Oprah”

  1. teddy says – reply to this


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    orange orange

  2. EEEEDOHHH says – reply to this


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    PEREZ WILL SUCK MY BIG HARRRYY COK

  3. fucke ernesto r dias says – reply to this


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    i dont care what anybody says i LOVE lindsay, and fuck that fat bitch LAURA!

  4. j says – reply to this


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    crazies

  5. fuck ernesto r diaz says – reply to this


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    [re=2207369]Re: EEEEDOHHH[/ hey #2! i will suck your cock if its big and fat, and please cum in my mouth, i will gargle your balls too!

  6. Morgan ^_^ says – reply to this


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    god that's just sad

  7. fuck ernesto r diaz says – reply to this


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    Re: j – shut up bitch J you cunt spitter

  8. crazy7 says – reply to this


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    second!

  9. Cloying Corey Carrier says – reply to this


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    FIRECROTCH rides again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Booooooooooooo……

  10. FUCK FIRE CUNT says – reply to this


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    She is a old ass diseased whore

  11. Linds is old burnt news says – reply to this


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    Skank ass herpes riddled twat

  12. famewhore says – reply to this


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    mike lohan;;perez hilton

  13. Whores will be whores says – reply to this


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    Lindsey is a racist and deserves to be split in half bu a huge black cock

  14. Liss says – reply to this


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    I hope the whole family dies in an earthquake.

  15. Lauren says – reply to this


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    check out the details for this crazy show…

    www.wannabeme.tv

  16. off the property says – reply to this


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    what's going on…?

  17. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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    Wow…that sounds amazingly bad. How much will they pay us to watch? The only good thing about this guy is that he went after O.O. last week when she got her long island mom of the year award.

  18. BustyRaquel says – reply to this


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    They are all hideous!

    I refuse to watch ANYTHING that ANY of them are in. (This goes for the 'Hulk Hogan' family, too)

  19. BitchKitty says – reply to this


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    OMG where did he get those ugly-ass boots?!?! BURN THEM!! I bet he bought them in prison for a carton of generic cigarettes and a blow job.

  20. Mentoring Loon says – reply to this


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    Maybe he'll try to keep PeeWee away from schoolyards. Oh wait, you said Big Star.

  21. MissMottin says – reply to this


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    DEAR MR. LOHAN,
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    WEARING SNAKE SKIN BOOTS SUCKS. DIDYA KNOW PYTHON IS ILLEGAL IN CALIFORNIA???
    -

  22. chuca munga says – reply to this


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    wow. legit tool.

  23. DinaLohan>MichaelLohan says – reply to this


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    The Lohan parents are homophobic, famewhoring, child pimping assholes.

  24. lode says – reply to this


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    God, I totally feel for Lindsay. Her parents are frickin' famewhoring idiots!! They were supposed to be the adults helping her along the way..instead they are sucking up the limelight and not helping her at all. :(

  25. Eboneytonisha says – reply to this


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    Those is some snazzy ass snakeskin boots that muthafukka have on,,,you know he is a fo real,,,hell yeah!

  26. POOPIE says – reply to this


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    Re: lode

    At least Michael is doing is own show without using his daughter…

  27. ROBERT says – reply to this


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    Hey Michael ….would you play with wing or without???? ahahah this is so funny…
    I can't WAIT!!!!!!!!

  28. rockbones says – reply to this


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    angel of light? whose confused around here… well we'll finally see where the kids got the talent from… Mom of the year (a crock) vs. Angel Michael…. let see who comes out on top

  29. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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    I would rather be Michael than DIna..As I HAVE SAID BEFORE, I KNOW TH ELOHANS AND THE SIMPSONS….Joe=piece of shit, Michael=cool..Dina=famewhore, and Tina Simpson=the nicest person on the planet. 29th

  30. Russian Mink says – reply to this


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    Good for him. Perhaps his gaurdian angel of light can simultaneously acquaint Lindsay Lohan with the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal."

  31. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW says – reply to this


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    They seem to be the trashiest family Linday's mom acts so gross and trashy all she cares about is making money off her daughters she acts like a lowlife I feel for theses girls because she has them convinced it is for them that she is pushing them into acting . Dina Lohan is so scummy and she trys to put on a front like she loves her kids .

  32. Maeby says – reply to this


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    Yeah for sure, she's a horrid mess. But Mr. Lo has sort of been off the radar lately. Has anyone even seen Dina's show? I see her giant billboards all over, I can't even look at her w/o cringing. And I went to the wannabeme site and it looks kind of funny actually. Think this might redeem Mr. Lo of his past, and poke fun at himself. Who knows!

  33. FLASH!!! says – reply to this


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    Just remembered "Jimmy Dean Sausage" and thot that Lindsay could market whole hams wrapped up in black leotards—no preservatives! I need a sammich!

  34. amber says – reply to this


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    fuckin losers need to get a life !!!

  35. Casy says – reply to this


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    LINDSEY LOHAN PREGNAT WITH EUGENE OSEI'S CHILD? I HOPE THIS IS NOT TRUE BECUSE SHE CANNOT RAISE A CHILD. SHE CANT EVEN DRIVE!!!!