Just As Bad As Orange Oprah

As we've mentioned before, Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, is a desperate famewhore.
Just like his fame-loving, desperado ex-wife, Dina, the ex-con is going to be doing some work in front of the camera.
Poppa Lohan will be starring in a new web series titled Wanna Be Me!. He's signed on to play the "guardian angel of light" surrounding a big Hollywood personality.
At least Dina's show made it on to a cable channel!
Wanna Be Me! starts shooting in June.
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PEREZ WILL SUCK MY BIG HARRRYY COK
i dont care what anybody says i LOVE lindsay, and fuck that fat bitch LAURA!
crazies
[re=2207369]Re: EEEEDOHHH[/ hey #2! i will suck your cock if its big and fat, and please cum in my mouth, i will gargle your balls too!
god that's just sad
Re: j – shut up bitch J you cunt spitter
second!
FIRECROTCH rides again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Booooooooooooo……
She is a old ass diseased whore
Skank ass herpes riddled twat
mike lohan;;perez hilton
Lindsey is a racist and deserves to be split in half bu a huge black cock
I hope the whole family dies in an earthquake.
check out the details for this crazy show…
www.wannabeme.tv
what's going on…?
Wow…that sounds amazingly bad. How much will they pay us to watch? The only good thing about this guy is that he went after O.O. last week when she got her long island mom of the year award.
They are all hideous!
I refuse to watch ANYTHING that ANY of them are in. (This goes for the 'Hulk Hogan' family, too)
OMG where did he get those ugly-ass boots?!?! BURN THEM!! I bet he bought them in prison for a carton of generic cigarettes and a blow job.
Maybe he'll try to keep PeeWee away from schoolyards. Oh wait, you said Big Star.
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DEAR MR. LOHAN,
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WEARING SNAKE SKIN BOOTS SUCKS. DIDYA KNOW PYTHON IS ILLEGAL IN CALIFORNIA???
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wow. legit tool.
The Lohan parents are homophobic, famewhoring, child pimping assholes.
God, I totally feel for Lindsay. Her parents are frickin' famewhoring idiots!! They were supposed to be the adults helping her along the way..instead they are sucking up the limelight and not helping her at all.
Those is some snazzy ass snakeskin boots that muthafukka have on,,,you know he is a fo real,,,hell yeah!
Re: lode –
At least Michael is doing is own show without using his daughter…
Hey Michael ….would you play with wing or without???? ahahah this is so funny…
I can't WAIT!!!!!!!!
angel of light? whose confused around here… well we'll finally see where the kids got the talent from… Mom of the year (a crock) vs. Angel Michael…. let see who comes out on top
I would rather be Michael than DIna..As I HAVE SAID BEFORE, I KNOW TH ELOHANS AND THE SIMPSONS….Joe=piece of shit, Michael=cool..Dina=famewhore, and Tina Simpson=the nicest person on the planet. 29th
Good for him. Perhaps his gaurdian angel of light can simultaneously acquaint Lindsay Lohan with the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal."
They seem to be the trashiest family Linday's mom acts so gross and trashy all she cares about is making money off her daughters she acts like a lowlife I feel for theses girls because she has them convinced it is for them that she is pushing them into acting . Dina Lohan is so scummy and she trys to put on a front like she loves her kids .
Yeah for sure, she's a horrid mess. But Mr. Lo has sort of been off the radar lately. Has anyone even seen Dina's show? I see her giant billboards all over, I can't even look at her w/o cringing. And I went to the wannabeme site and it looks kind of funny actually. Think this might redeem Mr. Lo of his past, and poke fun at himself. Who knows!
Just remembered "Jimmy Dean Sausage" and thot that Lindsay could market whole hams wrapped up in black leotards—no preservatives! I need a sammich!
fuckin losers need to get a life !!!
LINDSEY LOHAN PREGNAT WITH EUGENE OSEI'S CHILD? I HOPE THIS IS NOT TRUE BECUSE SHE CANNOT RAISE A CHILD. SHE CANT EVEN DRIVE!!!!