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"Man dies in spitting contest plunge"
Damn, what a bizarre way to go! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline!
Man dies in spitting contest plunge
A SWISS man died when he fell from a hotel balcony during a spitting match with a friend, a Swiss newspaper has reported.
The daily Blick said the 29-year-old man took a run-up from inside the room so he could spit further, but lost his balance and plummeted 6.4m to the street below.
He died in hospital.
The man had suggested the contest when he and two friends returned from a disco to their hotel in Cadempino in Switzerland's Italian-speaking Ticino canton in the early hours.
One of the men went to sleep, but the two others decided to see who could spit furthest from the balcony of their room.
Spitting is disgusting…
dang
finally, someone dumber than miley cyrus
genius!!!
What a way to go! Im pretty sure he's the biggest turd EVER!
This just proves you should always swallow
This just proves you should always swallow
OMGOMGOMG FIRSTTT LAWLZ JAYKAY
how sad actually
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first!!! weirrd
cum in my ass squirting into ur mouth
What a way to go! he's honestly the biggest turd EVR!
ooooahah
thats sad
Must have been drinking.
OMG How fucking DUMB can one be!! drinking and balconies just DONT mix!!
that sucks!!!!1
sad
thats kinda gross
wtf im first muthafuckazzz FIRST helll yeah loljkidc
but that is sad :/ how horrible r.i.p!
btw that i kissed a grrrl song is horrible also@!!!#*_*(!!
don,t tempt fate you homos always swallow!!
thats so sad
woww…thats nice
oh god.
Re: Milf –
Hahahaha! Amen Sista!
EXCUSE ME… MR THANK GOD FOR AIDS.
youve got problems.
youre the only one who doesnt love perez, maybe because ur a freak.
hii perez, i love you!
Stupid asses!! They got too drunk and this motherfucker kills himself. Unbelievable..actually, not so much. I feel bad for him and his family, but what a stupid ass!
Does anyone know why we say "He died in THE hospital." While Brits and Europeans say "He died in hospital" ?
I know, stupid question. We go to THE hospital. They go to hospital.
Darwin?
did he win at least?
I prefer to swallow.
always swallow..never spit..i live by that rule
Re: THANK GOD FOR AIDS –
You are a sick, demented person. Leave the man alone.
blick sucks!!!
Re: Leah – lol
this EXACT same thing happened 2 years ago in Ottawa. It happened at a University party and a student fell off the balcony after trying to spit over it.
He died too!
-and he landed in spit.
Don't drink & spit… Fools1
They were more than likely spitting at queers.
Probably a big fat assed one.
Re: THANK GOD FOR AIDS – YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PEREZ, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE ON HIS SITE? hahaha you freak.
Re: vhes – Sooo well said!
this happened to my friend almost 3 years ago. it happens more than anyone tinks
北京土B fan !!
we love u
lol~~~~
that wanna be professor buzzkill but hr died from falling not spitting
He needs to be nominated for the Darwin Awards. At least he will never spawn… I hope.
Dayum!
Sad when your times up its up
Not that the possible drink or three consumed at the disco beforehand might have had anything to do with his fatal decision…
Natural selection at work.
Go ahead & wish Perez the worst you hillbilly. By being on his site your just making him richer & blessing him & his lovely mom.So keep it up Billy bob
Hey guys. I live in Switzerland!! (but I´m american )and I´m going to Ticino next week on a school camping trip. Hope I don´t die in a spitting contest. ;D
And they say spitting cant kill you….hahahahahaha what a loser…
Thats sad.
Mmmmmm, not his fan. By just saw his profile on "c e l e b mi n gl e .com" last week. It seems he is single again.
I think Darwin would agree, some people are too dumb to breed. (although many idiots manage to do so anyway)
you know they threw him of the balcony then spit off of the balcony… tee hee
Yeah but did he win?
really?
****************************************************************SO WHO WON THE CONTEST?!? AUGHHH! HEEELLLLOOOO??? LOL
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Sh*t happens. This goofy sh*t just happened to end this poor guy's life. It's still extremely sad for the remaining family. He could still have been bright, talented and loving, but made one brain fart error after a fun night.
there's one for the Darwin award…
It's sad.
But that had to be the dumbest way to die…EVER!
I wonder if the other guys spit fell on top of the idiot that fell off
Darwin Award
who does that…… im sry but thats the most stupidest thing ever and look someone lost their life……. what a shame….
Yum
Just Mother Nature's way of thinning the herd.
uhhh rlly wat does 1 say 2 tht…..unfortunate but wooow thtd the wayy i wana go.How kewl finaly sum1 thts noy britany making headlines 2 mny sluts theese days and jst cuz im one of thm lol jksjks or am i?
Wow. Horrible way to die. I think this guy qualifies for the Darwin Awards, though.
WHO WON??????
he should have swallowed.
the exact same thing happened at my college a few years ago. a sophomore was drinking and doing something like that with his friends when he fell off the balcony and died. it was really sad.
Wow all your 'swallow' jokes are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lame.
DID HE AT LEAST WON??
This is fucking hilarious…what a turd [lol]
lmao did he win at least lol that fuked up
CAN YOU SAY CRAZY!
too dumb to live!
drunk or not, the jerk should have known better than to run toward a god damned balcony railing. fucking stupid.
Re: Melissa –
The Americans do tend to bastardise the English language. But usually it is removing letters, words and grammar, rather than adding it.
Good observation though!
it would be 'farthest'.
Retards!!!!!!