They Can't All Be Disney Theme Parks!
Filed under: Etc. > Disney
Paramount Pictures said on Tuesday that developers will open a theme park and resort complex in South Korea in 2011 based on their movies like Mission: Impossible and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
The Tom Cruise ride is not meant for children or those afraid of scary Scientologists!
Paramount Movie Park Korea will have more than 30 attractions and it's predicted to draw more than 5 million visitors during its first year of operation.
A Paramount exec said, "South Korea is a fast-growing and attractive market. It's a business-friendly market and culturally sophisticated." He also said the park will prove attractive to international visitors.
There are also plans for theme parks based on the films of Universal Studios and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer in South Korea.
Everyone wants a piece of the theme park biz!
We totally need to do a Perezland!
cool!
PEREZLAND ALREADY EXISTS, IT'S KNOWN AS BARSTOW, CA………….
FIRST!
righttttt
Well, there already are a bunch of rides like that
(3rd??)
Wonderland (in Toronto) used to be owned by Paramount and they had two rides called Top Gun and Tomb Raider. Recently it was bought by some random company called Cedar Fair and they had to change the names.
Paramount Canada's Wonderland in Toronto has Tomb Raider and Top Gun coasters.
Paramount already had a bunch of theme parks….they sold them all like 3 years ago.
Why have they decided to build more?
I don't think so perez!! You are sooo into yourself!! It would be a MAJOR FLOP!!!! JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!
lol. Perezland. Thats pretty funny. Wonder what "rides" would be in that park.
you dumb cunt, theres already paramount theme parks…its not a new thing
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this isn't the first Paramount theme park, ASS! You really don't have a clue, outside of pretending to be famous. You are losing it Perez!
Kings Dominion in VA, Carowinds in NC,Great America in CA and Kings Island in OH. All operating under the Paramount moniker.
Who the hell wants to visit South Korea for a theme park. Nothing like visiting a country and getting a nuke up your ass.
So Paramount sold all of it's other theme parks just to go and build another?
Perez,
In one post you complain how people hate gay's…look what you are doing!
It is your business if you are gay…Tom's if he is a scientologist!
paramount just sold a huge theme park called Paramount Canadas Wonderland to ScotiaBank or something i think
half the rides were named after Paramount movies..the names have now been changed
Re: Jess –
No…they USED to be paramount parks….now owened by Cedar Fair (of Cedar Point fame)
Perezland would feature a scary roller coaster venturing into Vanessa Sluggin's MAN-GINA PIT OF FIREEEE
all the paramount parks were sold last year to cedar fair. which btw is not a random company for those who think it is. they also own knotts berry farm, cedar point, guenga lake among a lot of other parks. viacom (paramount) sound of there 6 parks because they could no long keep up with the market, and my closest theme park kings island was starting to become rundown. i can barely imagine that they will be able to pull this off.
actually, they were SHUT DOWN for saftey violations. The state of Ohio shut down King's Island after 27 people were injured (some required back surgery) when The Son Of The Beast malfunctioned. Cedar Fair dumped 100,000 into the park just to pass inspection to repopen!
It's not in Toronto, it's in VAUGHAN! Like half an hour from Toronto !
Anyway
After Paramount got taken over by Cedar Fair, they changed the name of everything that had to do with Paramount.
Drop Zone –> Drop Tower
Tomb Raider –> Time Warp
Top Gun –> Flight Deck
Italian Job –> Back Lot Stunt Track
Cliffhanger –> Riptide
NOT COOL
Perez quote: "The Tom Cruise ride is not meant for children or those afraid of scary Scientologists!"
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
TOM CRUISE IS HIMSELF A SCARY RIDE…JUST ASK ANY ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF GUYS WHO HAVE FUCKED HIM IN THE BUTT.
AGAIN…PEREZ…WORKS…FOR…DISNEY…
You little dumbshits.
Wonderland in Toronto used to be owned by paramount and when I saw the different sign I almost crashed on the 400.
I REFUSE TO USE THE NEW NAMES JUST LIKE THE SKY DOME!!
Paramount owns Great America in the Bay Area, Cali.
top gun is a pretty sweet ride.
Paramount already has tons of parks around the country… they've been in the theme park business quite some time. The park near me has been open since I was really little. Check your facts before making blanket statements.
Uhmm too the post downstairs…Vaughn is not 30 minutes away from toronto…its one road away…After Steeles its Vaughn..so practically one light…and secondly.. Vaugh is consider GTA(Greater Toronto Area) still toronto…
Kings Island in Ohio isn't owned by Paramount anymore. They sold it a couple of years ago for some reason.
Re: rico – South Korea and North Korea are two different countries you ignorant fuck.
omg! perezland would be so freakin awesome! there should be arcade games where the highest winner can get a free makeover from your fabulous hairstylist! and some of your hot topic clothes! make perezland near nyc!
Um Perez your sorta laying on a little thick there aren't ya? puff pass bro. I almost didn't even acknowledge that last sentence. could we call it BIG Perjizzle's Big Flamboyat Theme Park, where the rides are fast and hard, and the treats are those that melt in your mouth not in your hands bi*chezzzzz!!!
LOL J/k dude your too funny!
ummm….see this is why i dont know about this site all the time
paramount has had parks FOREVER!
all their parks were recently bought out by cedar fair now tho
Perez should know that since the Canadian Perez Loving fan picture that he has up on his site is taken at PARAMOUNT CANADA'S WONDERLAND!?!?!
I guess they decided to just keep one open…Wonderland was a lot better when it was owned by Paramount…all the ride names changed now…RIP my childhood..UGH
What the fuck? Paramount has Star Trek in their arsenal and they are not putting it in the park?! That's stupid. An MGM park should have their # 1 franchise: Rocky. The ride is that you get punched in the face by several black men.
Perezland could not exist without a 'Big Gay Boat Ride'.
Re: belle – lol. uhh thats def. not the reason. All paramount parks are cedar fair, because paramount was simply not making enough money.
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Why in Korea…hello??? We like theme parks too…why can't they make one here in the US…maybe even in Maine where I am…we don't get shit! We only have 1 amusement park and it sucks! We need fun stuff too!
Paramount King's Island has a terrible Lara Croft ride… the Top Gun one isn't much better.
Fortunately.. King's Island is now owned by Cedar Point.. ;D much better rides
Actually, Paramount already has theme park experience. I believe they own (at least part of) King's Island in Ohio.
paramount already has a park in TORONTO (canada) and has been there for a longgg time now. old news
A Paramount park already exists in my homeland of Canada. It already has tom cruise rides, such as Top Gun and other lame ass movie themed rides. It sold cause Tom Cruise sucks cock for billy talent tickets!
Re: Madina –
Okay well it's 30 min from Brampton. Lol.
Re: indenial –
SKY DOME ALL THE WAY !!
I hate changing the names of things. I like the originals
Re: rico –
RICO YOU DUMBASS!
THATS NORTH KOREA YOU STUPID FUCK!
The scariest Mission Impossible ride they could possibly make would have Tom Cruise jumping out at you over and over again, holding a Scientology pamphlet and laughing maniacally.
hahah perez land…the only ride that comes to mind is an escape from cuba raft ride
Why South Korea? Because there is a huge population in a tiny area and it's easy for Koreans to get to one place to another. Koreans LOVE their theme parks. I live in Seoul and went to the "worst" park in Seoul and it was packed. Plus, there are tons of foreign teachers and army personal to cater to.
And Rico… read a newspaper. You embarrass all Americans with your ignorance.
perezland will have lots of small trains going into tight tunnels called cruiseville!
I was just in Seoul. Nothing there and very sterile…boring. I guess the park is for soldiers based there. They need something to do.
Do you know what they do to 2 million dogs in South Korea every year? Torture them and kill them for food, boil them alive, hang them on a rope, etc. There is a also strong national Anti American theme in South Korea.
I think it is totally inappropriate, Paramount is a just another greedy studio looking to make a buck and this venture will fail.
And who would be the characters that would walk around Perezland? Your BFF's Heidi and Spencer???????
Re: rico –
hey Dork, it's North Korea that has been in the news for the nukes. How about you get your stories straight!!1
sounds like PARAMOUNT CANADA'S WONDERLAND-thats in ontario-TO ME!!!!! but sweet!!!!
Paramount already owns several theme park with ALL of their attractions based on movies and shows they own. There is already a Tomb Raider , Top Gun, Face Off, and many other rides based off their movies. You should do more research on your posts…
NO, we dont need a perezland. jesus, can you stop talking about yourself for ONE FUCKING POST? shit. you might as well make this blog about your day-to-day life…but then again, nothing will be on it.
FYI
Paramount actually has a theme park in Richmond, VA They purchased Kings Dominion some years ago
So Paramount has been in the theme park biz for YEARS…..they owned Kings Island in Cincinnati for years and had lame named rides like Top Gun, Face Off, Outer Limits, etc. I have no idea why they sold; they had several identical theme parks throughout the country. They sold the park here in Cincinnati though about 3 or 4 years ago to Cedar Point. So now here in Ohio, just about every major theme park in the state is owned by Cedar Point.
Re: LoserRonHubbard – HAHA!! WORD!
YAY, I'm moving there soon!!
good one ripping off canada's wonderland.
i hope all their roller coasters break for trying to steal our amusement park.
Paramounts Kings Island already exists in Cincinnati Ohio where you can ride the movies.
They had the first "Mission Impossible Ride." I was there the day Tom Cruise opened it. They also have a "Face Off" ride that's awesome. & A "Tom Raider" ride that is awesome.
there is also a Paramounts King Dominion in Virginia! I hope that one wasnt bought because it was the shiz. We used to have season passes. But Kings Dominion Was defintetly nicer than Kings Island
Paramount Canada's Wopnder land has all that stuff and more… more fun then Disney in a way, since Disney relies on the magic of Disney.. Think Disney world for the older set…..teens, college types.. its fun and you should totally go!!
Re: stevie –
can we say spelling error..haha..Wonderland…hehe
It didn't work at our theme park in Toronto (Maple) so why the hell do they think it will work in Korea??? Paramount practically ruined the great CANADA'S WONDERLAND with their fucked up movie franchise stuff. I love paramount movies, but they suck in the theme park business.
tom cruise is a douchebag. (if you dont know already).
Perez is obsessed with tom cruises religion. he can't go a day without taking about it. give it a rest you freak