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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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Introducing….

The incredible edible anus by Bisous.

That's right, fine Belgian chocolate made in the shape of an asshole.

Eat it!
Posted: May 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm

208 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. Daniel says – reply to this


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    I wonder who's anus it was modeled after.

  2. ummm says – reply to this


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    WOW!! looks appetizing. 4th?

  3. barf says – reply to this


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    EEEW@!

  4. Angie says – reply to this


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    weird!

  5. m says – reply to this


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    m

  6. ralphy says – reply to this


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    haha first

    !! eat shit!!

  7. niki says – reply to this


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    first!

  8. emily says – reply to this


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    thats disgusting!

  9. Liss says – reply to this


    9

    A tastey rimjob.

  10. Alex says – reply to this


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    Ew

  11. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Ewww…
    i'd eat it, but still. farticles

  12. amy says – reply to this


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    lol- i'd eat that

  13. jennif says – reply to this


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    gross. i'd eat it. :D

  14. GEMINI says – reply to this


    14

    That is truly disgusting!!!!!

  15. Mandy says – reply to this


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    When I saw this, I had to laugh. I always make poop and fart jokes. I'd totally buy this for my boyfriend, or someone else! My sister does those jokes too so I'd buy it for her!

  16. me says – reply to this


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    yum! 12th!

  17. d block says – reply to this


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    this world is fucking insane.

  18. lauren says – reply to this


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    I squatted down over a mirror. It looks very realistic.

  19. K™ says – reply to this


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    Idk that look so nasty….

  20. JustBeingMe! says – reply to this


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    Perez just bought the Company. Asshole and Chocolate, two of his Fat Ass favorites

  21. peter says – reply to this


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    the perez shaped anus lookes like a doughnut

  22. Nana says – reply to this


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    LOL….yummy!!?

  23. chocolateluver says – reply to this


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    CHOCOLATY

  24. ftyhtyu says – reply to this


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    ygnfugynufyg

  25. Allen says – reply to this


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    I have seen this on a different site about a year ago! Old news!!!

  26. Monsoon says – reply to this


    26

    This is ooooold.

  27. GROSS says – reply to this


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    GREAT !! NOW PEREZ HAS A FAVORITE CANDY !!

  28. mark says – reply to this


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    uhhhhhh first111

  29. jenn says – reply to this


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    yum

  30. hahaha says – reply to this


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    that looks like the one I eat out! :O lulz

  31. holler says – reply to this


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    mmmmm…

  32. Dani says – reply to this


    32

    mmm… ass.

  33. Juice Tuna says – reply to this


    33

    That's fucking brilliant!

  34. Sperm says – reply to this


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    omg that is amazing!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha….. where can i order some?? christmas presents for next year!!!

  35. me says – reply to this


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    2nd?

  36. Laura says – reply to this


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    NASTY

  37. Starfire says – reply to this


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    Why?! I'm so sick of tacky stuff like that. When will it be cool to be classy?

  38. anON says – reply to this


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    wow, OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TOO FUNNY!!!!!

    CHOCOLATE ANUSES

  39. SkinnyGirlsAreEvil says – reply to this


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    Thats kinda funny and a lil gross..hope it doesnt taste like it

  40. u322401 says – reply to this


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    TASTY!

  41. Screw You Perez says – reply to this


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    I bet Perez will be eating these all the time. Now he can actually buy (legally) some ass to eat. For a gay fucker, he sure doesn't date a lot. But anyway… WHO FUCKING CARES. Enjoy eating that creamy brown anus you piece of shit… Lets also thank god for inventing A.I.D.s! See, god doesn't like gay people either… Waiting for a virus that only affects canadians as well…

  42. Ness says – reply to this


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    Yummers!

  43. Laura says – reply to this


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    Yummy!! I already like the taste of ass, so this is a fine improvement. It reminds of when my brothers used to like me to lick their asses . Now, if they could make one that tastes like shit–well then we'd really have something!! How about sweaty balls on top!!

  44. moon says – reply to this


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    I wonder who provided the asshole from which they made the mold.
    Nast nast.

  45. Catarina says – reply to this


    45

    I LOVE it!

  46. mollymcbutter says – reply to this


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    OMG… I love chocolate… but this!!!!!

  47. jenny says – reply to this


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    ew. that's gross.

  48. yea says – reply to this


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    oh god whhy!?

  49. no says – reply to this


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    it doesn't look like an anus, it's like a triangle.

  50. Sick says – reply to this


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    Do we even want to know how you found this?? I'm pretty sure I can imagine what you were googling… you're disgusting, Perez.

  51. mmm says – reply to this


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    >
    >
    >
    LICK IT!
    >
    >

  52. Slutt says – reply to this


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    Yum looks so good and hot mmmm yum GRAPES LOL POO

  53. brian says – reply to this


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    They used my sweet rosebud to make the mold!

  54. Funny!!! says – reply to this


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    Wish I had thought of it!
    They'll make an assload of $$!
    I can already think of a ton of assholes I'd love to send a box to!

  55. 12-21-12 THAT'S NASTY AND MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE! says – reply to this


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    IF YOU DIDN'T TELL US WHAT IT WAS I WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN! YUCK

  56. laura says – reply to this


    56

    it definitely looks like a fake website/advertisement

  57. sourdoggie says – reply to this


    57

    well brings a whole new meaning to "eat my a$$"

  58. WTF says – reply to this


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    :(

  59. lily222 says – reply to this


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    Quite funny … as you know most of the belgians speak french and "bisous" means "kisses"… hummm

  60. anon says – reply to this


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    LAURA, you used to lick your brothers assholes??? Wow, where did YOU grow up??? Kentucky, Alabama, Missisippi???

  61. julia says – reply to this


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    theres a new sex toy in town

  62. sdp says – reply to this


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    at this moment I'm so proud to be from belgium!

  63. bumbly says – reply to this


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    Mmm-mmm good!! JK :D . Don't know what's worse, chocolate that's shaped like an anus or chocolate covered bacon!!! EEEEWWWWWWW

  64. YVONNE says – reply to this


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    Yumm i wonder if they can put some nuts in thier??!!

  65. LehLeh says – reply to this


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    EEEEEEEww!!!! Whats the point of this???

  66. CC says – reply to this


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    I´ve been eating chocolate starfish for years so this is nothing new

  67. HeroinHam says – reply to this


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    I've been eating asshole for years, now it tastes like chocolate? I'd rather eat a real asshole

  68. meltsinyourmouth says – reply to this


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    I'm buying a box for my boss….

  69. tito garay says – reply to this


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    Thats obvously virgin chocolate, do they sell bigger chunks fro larger apetites

  70. allen says – reply to this


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    Re: lauren –

    Lauren…..you've got a nice ass

  71. brad says – reply to this


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    THAT'S MY ANUS!
    I WANT ROYALTIES!!

  72. bloa says – reply to this


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    First of all, i hope you guys have ever eatn Belgian chocolate because it is the best chocolate of the world ( I'm a belgian :-) and it looks for me ass kissis

    xxx eat as much as you can!!!

  73. bumbly says – reply to this


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    Re: Laura – Well, you're just a little firestarter, aren't ya missy?

  74. Smells Like Ass says – reply to this


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    Tastes like chicken.

  75. cs says – reply to this


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    ewww.

  76. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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    Finally!! After the public has been crying out for this for years!

  77. mark says – reply to this


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    Re: Screw You Perez –

    You think AIDS only affects gay people? you inbred redneck homophobe! grow a brain and get some education!!!
    Are you parents brother and sister?

  78. Shannon says – reply to this


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    That is one ugly asshole…not that they're pretty to begin with but……it looks x-tra puckered!

  79. dm says – reply to this


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    WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT THE COLOR RIGHT!!

  80. Miranda Gutierrez-Lucero says – reply to this


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    I hope it doesn't taste like SHIT!

  81. off the property says – reply to this


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    this is one of those things where people say, "Now I've seen everything!"

  82. yasmine x) says – reply to this


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    PHAHAHA , I'M FROM BELGIUM X'D
    NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE
    OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY, I'M GOING TO BUY IT !

  83. SHOPGIRL says – reply to this


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    AND I BET YOU BOUGHT LOCK STOCK AND BARRAL OF THE CANDY ASSHLOES..JUST WHAT YOU NEED………….PEZ

  84. SHOPGIRL says – reply to this


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    OMG IT'S CRACKHEAD LAURA…SMOKING MAKES YOU A SICKO LAURE (AKA CRACKHEAD) TELLS US MORE ABOUT YOU 3 BROTHERS…YOU FU*CKING CRACKHEAD….

  85. The Mexican Elvis says – reply to this


    85

    I wonder if it comes with cherry filling.

  86. SHOPGIRL says – reply to this


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    AND I BET YOU BOUGHT LOCK STOCK AND BARREL OF THE CANDY ASSHLOES..JUST WHAT YOU NEED………….PEZ

  87. Poo says – reply to this


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    do you even stupid fucks know, what bisous mean? to say that its an anus??

  88. Sphincter says – reply to this


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    Gives "finger-lickin' good" a whole new meaning!

  89. Esther says – reply to this


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    Wij Belgen hebben de beste chocolaaaaaahaha!!!!!!

  90. Allen Says Chocolate Asses Are Old News! says – reply to this


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    Re: Allen –
    Wow! You really have your finger on the ass, I mean, pulse!

  91. Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this


    91

    Will probably be popular among gays and other sodomites.

  92. Laura says – reply to this


    92

    Re: bumbly – Wanna fuck me?? I'd totally do you, bumblehead

  93. sara says – reply to this


    93

    dee-wishous!

  94. ashley says – reply to this


    94

    What a GREAT gift to give ur boss when you say "i quit"!! lol

  95. um... says – reply to this


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    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY would they do this?

  96. laney says – reply to this


    96

    wow. thats kind of gross. lol

  97. Daniel Piedade of Rhode Island says – reply to this


    97

    I like it…………………………

  98. Melissa says – reply to this


    98

    Wow, I want some so I can ask people "how'd you like to eat my butthole?" and truly mean it.

  99. moe says – reply to this


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    are u fucking kidding me?

  100. richndfw says – reply to this


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    hey perez you can stuff your fat face with those everyday! and be envious that yours doesnt looks as tight!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah u fat clown…

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