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Introducing….

The incredible edible anus by Bisous.

That's right, fine Belgian chocolate made in the shape of an asshole.

Eat it!

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208 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

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  1. NYCLTNA says – reply to this


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    I love you Perez but where do you find this sh*t!! Unbelievable LOL

  2. heatherrr says – reply to this


    102

    OLD

  3. Tristan says – reply to this


    103

    These have been around for years!

  4. Evelyn says – reply to this


    104

    Too Funny I had to send this pic to my nephew!!!! HA! HA!

    Eve

  5. Stephanie says – reply to this


    105

    There is nothing cool or artistic or even funny about a piece of chocolate in the shape of an asshole. It is just a very uninteresting attempt to cash in on the stupidity of the human race.

  6. Kitkatzip says – reply to this


    106

    NASTY!!!!!!!

  7. e says – reply to this


    107

    who's anus? looks like bullwinkle, da moose

  8. Jesse says – reply to this


    108

    Re: d block

    Honestly!
    The more I look at it the more I get sick

  9. tina says – reply to this


    109

    it's a fake y'all : i'm belgian and i've never heard about this chocolate company which is called "bisous" …

  10. April says – reply to this


    110

    Chocolate starfish

  11. Sarah says – reply to this


    111

    heh, a chocolate balloon knot.

  12. Perez is Kookoo says – reply to this


    112

    I'll eat it only if your jizz is on it baby P-rez.

  13. Kate says – reply to this


    113

    MONDO BIG LOLS!

  14. sandman says – reply to this


    114

    You gay guys will probably be eating em by the truck loads? Who you kidding???

  15. Christine says – reply to this


    115

    This has to be a fake…come on now! ANUS? Get a grip.

  16. josie says – reply to this


    116

    Ya, i actuallly went to the website to order some for my gay friend lol but you can't order until May 26th :( lol

  17. randalise says – reply to this


    117

    Only a GAY-TARD like you would promote, endorse, buy, or even find this worth mentioning. I know you have "worked" your way up the "celebri-ladder", but at the rate you are changing your, once smokin gossip site, to a trash and bash site, I see you falling down into oblivion…having had your 15..well, no..hour of fame!

  18. nonCYBOy says – reply to this


    118

    Why not just squirt Hershey's Syrup on the real thing???

  19. Roberta says – reply to this


    119

    You Want These!

  20. PEREZ"S REFRIG says – reply to this


    120

    If he buys one more case I will explode. These things are naaaasty! The ass is an exit not entrance. No lips or tounge should evvvvvvver touch one. Shit dick is foul too!

  21. Cassie says – reply to this


    121

    How is this supposed to be appetizing? :)

  22. Michelle in Ireland says – reply to this


    122

    HAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!
    IRELAND LUVS PEREZ!!!

  23. Billy says – reply to this


    123

    BELGIAN CHOCOLATES ARE THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

  24. L says – reply to this


    124

    ok, i'm gay and all, but seriously…what. the. hell.

  25. Moimeme says – reply to this


    125

    Wow I am a prude…cuz…that's what an anus looks like?

  26. Verminator says – reply to this


    126

    For the asshole that has everything; made by assholes, for assholes: the edible asshole!

  27. lintyobject says – reply to this


    127

    OK..That is nasty, but it IS chocolate so I'd totally eat it.

  28. squid12 says – reply to this


    128

    WTF?? LOL… Are the "Incredible Edible Egg" people gonna sue them -?

  29. jennifer says – reply to this


    129

    gross!!!!

  30. woww says – reply to this


    130

    thats freaking disqusting…i wouldnt eat that shit if thats all there was.

  31. I love ass (I mean chocolate) says – reply to this


    131

    This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Just wondering says – reply to this


    132

    Why? Why would anyone make this?

  33. Seek help Perez says – reply to this


    133

    You really need help, you sick pervert.

  34. mia says – reply to this


    134

    it's always the europeans that make the weird "sexually-explicit" shit.

  35. Rosie says – reply to this


    135

    I don'T believe dat sh*T!

  36. Megan says – reply to this


    136

    barfffff. Why would you want to eat something that looks like chopped off poop??

  37. Chouquette says – reply to this


    137

    In Europe this chocolate has been there forever…. and never compared to an anus… this is such a disgusting joke!

  38. Rob says – reply to this


    138

    That it the funniest and stupidest thing I have ever seen. I'll take a dozen

  39. misk_one says – reply to this


    139

    some of the comments below made me hot
    i like a girl who likes ass!

  40. Carrie says – reply to this


    140

    Seriously….why.

  41. Luke says – reply to this


    141

    hahaha

  42. rumski says – reply to this


    142

    The thing needs bleaching…wonder if it comes in white chocalate…

  43. angela_lushious says – reply to this


    143

    I want to know where to buy those chocolates - -

    so I can send them to my ex-boyfriend and tell him to eat my elote-hole.

    Elote = Corn in Spanish, in case Jessica Alba is reading.

  44. gbfd says – reply to this


    144

    i think it is just a coincidence that chocolate is in that shape.

  45. Scott says – reply to this


    145

    CHECK THIS OUT. HA larious

  46. kenedik says – reply to this


    146

    why do so few people have a sense of humor?

  47. laceyy says – reply to this


    147

    yuuuuuuuummmmmyyyyyyyy

  48. jenbunny says – reply to this


    148

    this is the most fucked up thing i have ever seen except for 9/11.

  49. firefly says – reply to this


    149

    This is old news, it was on another blog several months ago. Did Michael send you a box?

  50. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


    150

    I bet you bought some… 151st

  51. TruTh TelleR says – reply to this


    151

    this here is fucking awesome!!!!

    i think some bozo broke a chocolate in two and the out come inspired him/her

  52. MAR says – reply to this


    152

    TASTY….Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  53. Katrien says – reply to this


    153

    Re: lily222
    7 out of 10 people in Belgium speak Dutch, loser.

  54. Mocopolo says – reply to this


    154

    Bisous=kiss=Lips Bunch of dumba$$

  55. LORA says – reply to this


    155

    Finally. A real chocolate starfish!!!!
    *I can't believe you let homophobes leave disgusting comments. It's offensive. And I'm straight!*

  56. Chandra says – reply to this


    156

    Hahaha…good one :D

  57. Wilson says – reply to this


    157

    how can you possibly see an anus in that?

  58. Kim says – reply to this


    158

    Re: Screw You Perez – To Screw You Perez - why the fuck are you on here if you just write that shit? You homophobic wank stain.

  59. Tara says – reply to this


    159

    ….the HELL?!?!?

    … what will they come up with next?

  60. Princess Darja says – reply to this


    160

    sweet!I mean…..so funny)

  61. Carrie says – reply to this


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    omg lol that is sooooooo rong

  62. Butters says – reply to this


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    What, what? In the butt!, I say, What, what? In the butt!

    No, Perez, you are supposed to eat it. Not try to stick your wee willy wonker in it! And by eat, I mean chew, not lick it to death.

    ANOTHER PROUD MOMENT FOR GAYS EVERYWHERE!
    Stand up and give your asshole some air!
    Clean the poop off that dick!
    Lesbo's, put down that strap on!
    Let's all eat an asshole today! Yea!

    Hey, that makes me think of a question. Why do lesbos need strap on dicks when they could just get the real thing? If they were TRULY gay, they would never have to ACT like a Man (Ellen Degenerate, Rosey O'Dumbo). Why?

  63. Scott says – reply to this


    163

    Is there a cream filled one? Maybe some scrawberry?

  64. Wild Rick says – reply to this


    164

    Eating ASS Never Tasted Soooo Good!

  65. jaqy says – reply to this


    165

    i am not complaining or anything but, PEREZ!! where the fuck do u get these stories??!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL

  66. spicy says – reply to this


    166

    thats wack people hav too much time on their hands

  67. Me says – reply to this


    167

    Eeew

  68. Tansu says – reply to this


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    that is so amazingly gross….WHERE CAN I GET ONE?! i love this site, its the BEST yo!

  69. Kia says – reply to this


    169

    Hmm…I wonder how they got that shape…=/

  70. Marco says – reply to this


    170

    delicious! is this based from "the heart-shaped anus" movie comedy?

  71. Ericax3 says – reply to this


    171

    lmao. ewww

  72. mmm says – reply to this


    172

    YUMMM! finally, butt lovers can get their own chocolates. it's about time..

  73. ert says – reply to this


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    lmfao wow thats s weird i wouldn't eat it :S its ugly

  74. WHATEVER says – reply to this


    174

    What the hell. That is fucking disturbing.

  75. tanya says – reply to this


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    i think i'll send that to my ex-employers.

  76. This is really crappy! says – reply to this


    176

    I'd send it to my sister with a note to kiss mine. I cant stand her…her face was the mold for the candy…..

  77. Amanda says – reply to this


    177

    LOL

  78. Anna Wrexxit says – reply to this


    178

    okay, so where can i buy these???
    I always date assholes…Now there's CHOCOLATE ASSHOLES!!!
    Who needs a man???
    ha ha.

  79. Hope says – reply to this


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    These would make a lovely complement to chocolate kisses. They could be packaged in the same box in alternate rows and the product could be marketed as "Kiss My Ass".

  80. Ladysovren says – reply to this


    180

    I love them.they go great with warm milk and strawberry sauce.

  81. lefty lady says – reply to this


    181

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    OMFG!!
    HILARIOUS!!
    I would eat it.

  82. Christopher says – reply to this


    182

    Add a little chunky peanut butter and chcolate syrup right dab in the middle for a dramatic dessert display…

    For our Gay Friends, add coconut syrup, for delightfully sweet and lickable festive Feltching fun….yum.

    All that's missing is brown licorice anal hairs.

    Don't forget to brush…

  83. emt says – reply to this


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    WELL WE KNOW THIS ISN'T PEREZ' ASSHOLE,,,,FIRST..IT'S NOT GAPING,OR HAS PUSSING SORES…NOR IS THERE A "INFECTIOUS DISEASE" STICKER ATTACHED TO IT.

  84. MsJay says – reply to this


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    Wow darling where oh where did you find these outrageously cute fashionable treats? I will indeed purchase a box or two.My boyfriend may also enjoy the comedic value of this delightful candy, especially when he inserts one into my ass and licks it out. Mmmmmm
    Thanks for introducing me to asshole shaped chocolate.My life feels complete now.You are my idol Perez my fountain of knowledge.I look to you for guidance.Thank you for being born.

  85. Marie says – reply to this


    185

    I don't get it… it looks nothing like Dubya.

  86. sadelvenprincess says – reply to this


    186

    rflmao. i have a friend who loves belgian chocolate.

  87. sadelvenprincess says – reply to this


    187

    i know who will get this one.

  88. you obviously don't know anything says – reply to this


    188

    Re: mia – You're an idiot. The JAPANESE are the ones who make the REALLY sick shit. This is downright prudish compared to the shit the Japanese do.

  89. TimFarrissFan says – reply to this


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    Well, the site is no fake! They even have a solid silver anus. Now, I can honestly say I've seen everything!!!

    This is too funny! The chocolates and the comments!!!!!!

  90. breeeee says – reply to this


    190

    yumm.

  91. trulla says – reply to this


    191

    It looks fake.

  92. christina says – reply to this


    192

    hey im game to try anything once

  93. tom and jerry says – reply to this


    193

    yuck!!

  94. Sticky Vicky says – reply to this


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    Re: Screw You Perez

    You seem like a really nice guy. AIDS kills millions each year - and is mostly spread by straight people! Live and let live otherwise Kama will come round and bite you in the (chocolate) ass!

  95. nilesh says – reply to this


    195

    really good t see this

  96. nilesh123 says – reply to this


    196

    Re: nilesh

    reply reply

  97. nilesh says – reply to this


    197

    i liked this site

  98. nilesh says – reply to this


    198

    can i post more than 1 reply ???

  99. NiMrOd says – reply to this


    199

    is this serious or did they just do tht by accident or sumthing

  100. tessa says – reply to this


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    Re: Screw You Perez
    someone's clearly got some time on their hands when they actually seek out drama on the internet.

    i'm canadian, and i can bet my ass that i get more tail than you. canadians are sexy :D

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