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Headline of the Week Weak

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"High-kicking donkey in jail
A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery
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High-kicking donkey in jail

A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said yesterday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.

"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said, "no matter who they are."



125 comments to “Headline of the Week Weak”

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  1. abby says – reply to this
    1

    Now I heard it all LOL

    ############# Check out the latest Britney Spears music video and she is naked on this one, its playing on defSpot com

  2. catty says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  3. catty says – reply to this
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    first?

  4. clayton says – reply to this
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    O.M.G.

  5. Bill Brasky says – reply to this
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    This sounds about right.

  6. eyes says – reply to this
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    haha

  7. longjewishlegs says – reply to this
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    Oh, gimme a break!!! Animals can't be animals anymore?!

  8. aksljf says – reply to this
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    omg thats so funny!

  9. Mina says – reply to this
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    you crack me up Perez

  10. daniel says – reply to this
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    yeah..

  11. Squidge says – reply to this
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    1st? 2nd? 10th?

  12. aksljf says – reply to this
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    omg hahah
    wow caress

  13. lori says – reply to this
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    ha why would you put a donkey in jail?

  14. Danielle says – reply to this
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    The X BOX sounds is so annoying!!!!!!
    Love you
    P
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  15. j says – reply to this
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    Shouldn't they put the man in jail until he pays the medical bills? Ah, screw it, maybe the donkey will learn his lesson!

  16. mary says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  17. olga says – reply to this
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    lol wow that's freaky!
    first!

  18. caro says – reply to this
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    first

  19. Cherry says – reply to this
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    Pahahaha oh wow lol

  20. ash says – reply to this
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    this is hilarious!!! hahaha

  21. me says – reply to this
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    fucking mexicans lol

  22. sdfsdfsdf says – reply to this
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    25?

  23. erliebrd says – reply to this
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    Now Ive heard it all…lol.

  24. Just Me says – reply to this
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    Some poor mexican is gonna wake up to find that his car has been impounded.

  25. Gaping Anal says – reply to this
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    Stupid….

  26. stef says – reply to this
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    dumb

  27. Darth Vader Bitches says – reply to this
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    #22 - me says – reply to this

    fucking mexicans lol '

    *And your a fucking whore but I dont put that against you. Now dont you have a ganbang to attend? Or are you just mad your man is in jail?

  28. Marky says – reply to this
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    Your friend Paris Hilton has never looked so good Perez. It rubs the lotion…

  29. Joe R. says – reply to this
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    Wow… shouldn't he have so said no matter WHAT you are? Crazy story. Perez you totally fucking rock, man.

  30. blah says – reply to this
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Cara says – reply to this
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    Doesn't anyone care about animals anymore? What were the two men doing to it to make it kick and bite them. I wish the donkey was in heaven and didn't have to deal with this torture. I wish the men would die too.

  32. alicia la cubana says – reply to this
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    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
    so they r reffering themselves as animals also???

  33. Elia says – reply to this
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    STUUUUUUUUUUUPID!!!! lol

  34. Doodle says – reply to this
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    …they incarcerated a donkey.

    Next they'll sue cows for destroying lawns.

  35. yummy says – reply to this
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    these people are fucking psychos.

  36. mariangela says – reply to this
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    jajajajjaja naaamas por eso me gusta vivir en mexico…
    ya me imagino como ha de estar "suave" el pinche wey que encarcelo al pobre burro..

  37. precious says – reply to this
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    poor donkey

  38. ima MeXiCan says – reply to this
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    we do crazy shiz… lol.. but i gotta admit.. this is pretty FUNNY!
    PEREZ you seriously are god. =D if it werent for you.. my days would be BO-ring. WELL BACK TO WORK! boooo! =(

  39. susan says – reply to this
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    cool!!!!

  40. allyson says – reply to this
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    this is the most retarted thing ive ever heard.

  41. Yo says – reply to this
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    What a JACKASS!

  42. La Cubanita says – reply to this
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    Did anyone get the Donkey's side of the story?

    How do we know it wasn't self defense?

  43. mz. parra says – reply to this
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    that poor donkey is probably beign brutally beaten. that's awful.

  44. Brenda says – reply to this
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    Only Mexicans would come up with this shit. No wonder half of them are trying to leave Mexico! It is an animal who did what animals do when they feel threatened. If anyone should be in jail, it would be the owner…and since there is no information given about where it happened or the circumstances, etc then there really isn't a reason for anyone to be in jail.

  45. Jodi says – reply to this
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    Perez, you're a genius.

  46. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this
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    If those spics hadnt been trying to diddle that poor donkey then he probably wouldnt have assaulted them. FREE THE DONKEY. Just have them come to the USA. I am sure our dumb@$$ president will let them get medicare.

  47. Myra says – reply to this
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    +++++
    +++++
    Don't judge before you know all the facts.
    Of course, it sounds stupid to put the donkey in jail. But for example, when some people have accidents with their cars and cause some damages, the cars get impounded and many many times the drivers are free to go (or they escape).
    Why isn't that STUPID also?
    Please bear in mind that this happened near a ranch, so the donkey might be the only mean of transportation his owner has…. so it doesn't sound that stupid at all…
    ++++++
    ++++++

  48. Stefanie Cochran says – reply to this
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    I can't get my password sent to me and it's not taking the one I signed up with. Thanks!

  49. For the love of Pete! says – reply to this
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    Around there, they will put anything in jail to make a few bucks!

  50. Jeff says – reply to this
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    Let my brother go.!!!

  51. A. says – reply to this
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    this is totally crazy and stupid….

  52. haha says – reply to this
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    That's all you need to prove how dumb mexicans are.

  53. Dima says – reply to this
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    im using this incase im ever in an awkwardly silent moment

  54. sad but true says – reply to this
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    Donkeys are the point of extinction!

  55. ImSoCherri says – reply to this
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    That must of been one hell of a donkey show!!!!

  56. 2CENTS says – reply to this
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    That just shows everyon how dumb Mexicans R…..DUMB FUKS!!!

  57. Oh no! says – reply to this
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    Drew Barrymore is in a Mexican Jail!

  58. ... says – reply to this
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    when some of their countrymen cross that border they pretend doesn't exist, commit rape and murder on american citizens, and get caught. We're considered as reacting too harshly in condemning them to the death penalt. But, let a donkey bite someone, and it's time to bring the hammer down.

  59. DMAN says – reply to this
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    WHO KNEW PEREZ WAS A KICKER
    WE ALL KNEW HE WAS A JACKASS

  60. chloe says – reply to this
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    what the hell does "first" mean?–megan

  61. m says – reply to this
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    wow… idiots down there.

  62. Aubrey says – reply to this
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    Well I guess that's better than what they'd do to a dog in America if it did the same thing. I'd rather my pet be in jail than dead. :(

  63. red diablo bitch says – reply to this
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    ay ay ay ay………bean's and burrito's

    DONT GO TO THE DONKEY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. 5678 says – reply to this
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    =0 dios mio poor donkey

  65. ImSoCherri says – reply to this
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    Re: Myra – LMAO!! It is stupid…Well for Mexico maybe not!

  66. lalaland says – reply to this
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    Isn't there a such thing as a pound??
    I mean, this is just stupid.

  67. GEORGIAMAN says – reply to this
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    Re: Myra – FREE THE DAMN DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BACK MUST BE WET?????????

  68. nina says – reply to this
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    this is such a lie i live in cancun and i ve been loking for this new…. and it

  69. nina says – reply to this
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    this is such a lie i live in cancun and i ve been loking for this new…. and it never happend…

  70. nina says – reply to this
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    Re: Brenda

    wow… im shocked… i can not believe people actually believe this crap.

  71. HatesBigots says – reply to this
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    Re: GEORGIAMAN
    You're an idiot. Shut the hell up. Stupidity is not limited to one group of people.

  72. red diablo bitch says – reply to this
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    Re: ImSoCherri – lol my thoughts exactly

  73. asdf says – reply to this
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    Ahahaha fucking mexicans

  74. fucking mexicans says – reply to this
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    fucking idiots

  75. animallover says – reply to this
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    now thats animal abuse……its so wrong in so many ways. i hope the animal is treated well and fed on a regular basis.

  76. Chris says – reply to this
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    This is a total LIE. It would be funny though.

    BUT its a lie…..

  77. JEn says – reply to this
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    A little heehee

  78. HeroinHam says – reply to this
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    WTF this iz retarded. Well at least they didn't kill the beast like they do here in the states

  79. kylie says – reply to this
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    Re: Just Me

    LOL! That is so funny!!

  80. gwenn says – reply to this
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    has a "free the donkey" website been set up?

  81. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this
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    Re: HatesBigots – That was an eloquant message you sent me. Those online dictionairies are the trick aren't they? Just FYI I have a tested IQ of 163. Let me guess you are one of those tree hugging, whale humping liberals? Am I right? HUH? Come to S. GA and you will see why I have a problem with Hispanics. Let me go even further and gander a guess of you live in California or New Jersey? Am I close. Come on down and we will make you the next contestant on the Mexican Donkey Show because your pie hole is big enough to hold it or better yet we will beat you like a rented mule. FREE THE DAMN DONKEY BIAAATCH!!!!!!!!

  82. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this
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    Re: GEORGIAMAN – That was truly and eloquant piece of work you wrote. Those online dictionairies are the trick arent they? Just FYI I have a tested IQ of 163. Let me go out on a limb and make a guess that you are a tree hugging, whale humping, Obama loving liberal. Am I right? HUH? Come on down to South GA. and you will see why I feel the way I do about Mexicans. Let me go even further and gander a guess of you live in either California, Florida or New Jersey? Am I right? I am sending you an invitation to come on down here to be the next contestant on the Mexican Donkey Show you liberal piece of shart. See I dont even rank you as a piece of sh!t. Your pie hole is big enough that you could take it all and still be wanting more. Well let me let you get back to your whale humping duties. FREE THE DAMN DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this
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    Re: GeorgiaMan – Sorry posted twice and somehow one was to myself. I guess it is Ms. P Nasty's Original Pentium at work. Again sorry for the double and it was all for you you biggot hating douchebag.

  84. HatesBigots says – reply to this
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    Re: GeorgiaMan – Speaking of an online dictionary, you should use one. Get a grammar checker while you're at it. I like trees, and I like whales. I have yet to hug or hump either one. I won't tell which state I live in, but I'll say that it is in the southeast region of the US. I'm completely unimpressed by your offer to put me in the Mexican Donkey Show. You sound like you have quite a bit of experience with it, though. I don't care where you live. Your problems aren't caused by Mexicans, Blacks, Jews, Catholics, Buddhists, Asians, or any other group. You cause your own problems. Instead of trying to act big and bad on a stupid gossip site,