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"High-kicking donkey in jail
A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery"
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A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.
The animal was locked up at a local jail after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said yesterday.
Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.
"Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said, "no matter who they are."
How Do We Say This Delicately???
Congratulations!
FREE THE DONKEY OR GET KICKED IN THE ASS AGAIN.
FREE THE DONKEY OR GET KICKED IN THE ASS AGAIN.
FREE THE DONKEY OR GET KICKED IN THE ASS AGAIN.
FREE THE DONKEY OR GET KICKED IN THE ASS AGAIN.
FREE THE DONKEY OR GET KICKED IN THE ASS AGAIN.
OH PLEASE, AT LEAST MEXICO DIDN'T KILL THE DONKEY LIKE AMERICA WOULD. SO SHUT UP. AMERICANS ARE WAY STUPIDER THAN MEXICANS, TRUST ME, AND THIS JUST SHOWS HOW STUPID YOU AMERICANS ARE. AND BEING RACIST WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.
There's a very old rumor that says that Raúl Castro was what Cubans call a "pailero", meaning that he loved to fluck guys in the ass but not ride the baloney pony himself. Not making it up. That probably explains it.
It's supposed to read: "IT puts the lotion in the basket." Need to pay careful attention when watching Silence of the Lambs.
This is the funniest friggin thing I've seen in a long time.
Re: STUPIDE AMERICANS –
So keeping the poor little donkey in jail while he starves to death is not the same as eventually killing it ???? Like you can reason with an animal…
Good god…you are an idiot, AND you need to quit talking shit about Americans. If America was such a bad place, all of your damn people would not be flocking over here in masses like they do so shut the fuck up!!!
Re: Myra –
No, you're wrong. It's still stupid and retarded.
Re: animallover –
It is animal abuse. They should be ashamed of themselves.
For your information, we DO have cars, you´re all ignorants, i guess you´ve never left your country…….we mexicans are people with more culture thanyou have, we are respectful, we´re not what your little brain thinks we are,,,,,,and about inmigrants, they´re working people, and without them you gringos wouldnt have what you have, people to take care of you children when you dont care enough to take care of them,,,or you´re too lazy to clean your mess……
before speaking, you should learn some culture
I think the officer has other plans for the donkey being in jail. hardiharhar
Stupid fucking losers!!
The donkey wont even notice!
Re: me – fuck you
Re: STUPIDE AMERICANS – Fuck you wetback, shit-for-brain pecker-headed SPICS. Mexico is the most idiotic country on the planet. Build a 20-foot wall to prevent those cucaracha vermin from crossing over to this country! If they don't like it, they can blow it out their wetback ass!
Stupid spics, worthless fucking asswipes…
This is bullshit! How much is the donkey's bail?? I'll pay it, FREE THE DONKEY, Those 2 jackasses he kicked probably deserved it. Did the poor donkey at least get his one phone call??
Re: Brenda – Uhmm.. EXCUSE YOU, only people who can't get a job ’cause they don't even know how to write or are too lazy and want to make easy money go to the US. So all these illegal immigrants you get, are the kind of people we don't want here. The average Mexican is hospitable, patriotic and hard-working. Not stupid and bestial as you are trying to portray us. So if you want to judge a whole nation by the actions of a small town or just a few people, then I must believe all you Americans are small-minded idiots like yourself.
probably the most retarded thing i have ever heard
Re: Stupid Ass – STFU stupid racist Americans. That's one of many reasons no one in the world likes you.
And who ever said the donkey was starving or actually 'behind bars' ? Maybe the animal was just confiscated and kept in the police station. Mexican news tend to blow things way out of proportion just to get a kick out of it.
And Perez, posting old news as always. I just saw that pic of Ron Jeremy and that movie was filmed in 2006. LOL. It was a comedy flick, not porn as you made us believe.
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FYI, the donkey was ALREADY RELEASED (May 21). The owner paid a fine and the hospital bills of both men. Each victim will also get 480 bucks from the donkey's owner for missed work days. The donkey was actually OUTSIDE the police station eating grass. So he wasn't starving nor behind bars.
Re: haha –
this is all you have to do to prove white people are ignorant. or as they said retarTed. hhahahahaa. I'm ashamed of my race sometimes.
lmao !! thats fucked up !! leave the poor donkey alone… its a friggin animal !!!
I'm sure they got what they deserved. I wonder what they did to provoke the donkey to take such action. Poor Ass!
WTF!!? i can't believe this is for serious.
YOU SAID THAT MEXICANS ARE STUPID, BUT YOU ARE THE STUPID ONES , FUCKING IDIOTS , STARTING WITH YOUR DUMBASS PRESIDENT BUSH HE IS DESTROYING THE WORLD, HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. HE IS THE MOST IDIOT PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD
FAT AMERICANS
It's really funny how people from other nationalities think that all mexicans go around on a burro and wear a sombrero….. look up Monterrey, N.L., Mexico… you'll see no burros there…
As always southern MX is doing this kind of crap…. El norte que trabaja, el centro que piensa y el sur que descansa