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It's Called Prison - NOT "Vacation Time"!

Filed under: Legal Matters > Nick Hogan

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Prison's a bitch, and the latest prison bitch is not feeling it!

According to friends, Nick Hogan is having a hard time in the slammer. It's apparently so bad that he's having troubling forming sentences to convey how he's feeling. The young Hogan didn't realize, til now, how horrible prison life can be.

Boo hoo!

Now he knows how that poor John Graziano, the victim in his car crash, feels!

Because of threats, Nick has been isolated from the general population.

Solitary confinement can fuck you up!

Nick has an 8 month sentence to serve. He started time on May 9th .

Only 7+ more months to go!



207 comments to “It's Called Prison - NOT "Vacation Time"!”

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  1. marianene says – reply to this
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    mooop

  2. micky says – reply to this
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    www.fiveawesomeguys.com

  3. shizamn says – reply to this
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    first

  4. Time Moves Slowly, So Slowly says – reply to this
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    I hope he has to serve every excrutiating minute of his jail time and does not get released early for "good behavior."

  5. s says – reply to this
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    s

  6. dominique says – reply to this
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    first!!!!

  7. Cassie says – reply to this
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    THIS ASS-HOLE DESERVES SO MUCH WORSE…AND HE WILL GET IT…WHEN HE BURNS IN HELL. :(

  8. poor guy says – reply to this
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    aw.. i love him. My heart kind of hurts for him. Terry must be devastated.

  9. r says – reply to this
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    yah

  10. S h e L says – reply to this
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    Thats sad.

  11. ???/ says – reply to this
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    Damn Perez , why don't you get a life!!! Go design some more gay clothes

  12. Rose says – reply to this
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    Perez, lets not forget that Nick is seventeen and the boy that is in the hospital willing got in the car with someone he knew was drinking…it's actually a very sad situation…it could have happened to a lot of us when we were seventeen and i'm sure Nick regrets it every day….so lay off a little

  13. Nick Hogan says – reply to this
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    Man! It sucks here in jail.

  14. Mary says – reply to this
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    Don't drop the soap! Unless you like that. In fact I WOULD drop the soap. I'm a tiny framed male. I would need the protection. I would latch on to someone quick and be their bitch in an instant. I just hope they don't sell me for cigarettes or whatever is considered money in there.

  15. socal says – reply to this
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    He could barely form a sentence before prison. What a waste this kid is — hope Hulk and Linda are pleased with product of their upbringing. Problem is, they'll never believe they did anything wrong. He'll serve his time and be right back at it. He wasn't convicted because of their reality show, he was convicted because his stupidity and immaturity sentenced his best friend to life in a wheel chair.

  16. damn skippy says – reply to this
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    Perez, are you gay?

  17. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA says – reply to this
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    PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED PLEASE LET HIM BE ANALLY RAPED

  18. moe says – reply to this
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    nick, whatever you do…dot pick up the soap. have fun. my prayers are with the guy who was in the car with him.

  19. mbizzle says – reply to this
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    perez is just jealous that he won't be bum fucked by a big bad prisoner. leave the kid alone ass wipe

  20. Andrea says – reply to this
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    There gonna let him out early just like they let every other piece of shit celebrity out. Fuck him. Poor John. 8 months in jail or the rest of your life as a vegetable?

  21. Jazzy says – reply to this
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    ====
    He should not be in jail!!!
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    The other kid shouldn't have gone with him knowing he was drunk!! It's two kids that made a mistake!! Yeah this is tragic and there should be consequences but, this is excessive!!!
    ====

  22. NEWSFLASH! says – reply to this
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    HOT OFF THE PRESS — DON'T COMMIT CRIMES AND YOU WON'T GO TO JAIL!

  23. Tyler28 says – reply to this
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    well i think what ppl forget is that it isnt totally nicks fault.. it takes 2 ppl in this situation.. yes Nick was speeding and it was his car that crashed BUT as a child u learn seat belts save lives and john was 22 and an adult he knew the difference john choose not to wear a seatbelt and nick did. It was horrible what happend but u cant place all the blame on nick.. Nick wore his seatbelt… and also too i would like to note when u have 2 young stupid guys in a sports car and u r racing one always instigates the other one.

  24. john says – reply to this
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    what he did was stupid, but does Perez Hilton have nothing better to do than abuse people all day in his posts? I used to be amused by the high school posting on here but now it's ridiculous–everything is nasty–another bad name for gay guys–such a pity. It would be nice if gay kids had someone to look up to instead of nasty bitter queens.

  25. THis little fuck is no better than a common murderer says – reply to this
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    He flat out ended his 'best friends' life…what a piece of shit fuckwad. A selfish self serving piece of shit.

  26. PeachPie says – reply to this
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    To respond to Rose:
    We aren't talking about the average 17 year old who got the idea to drive fast one night. This is a kid who was given 3 tickets the same year, prior to the accident, for driving at high speeds on public roads.
    AND, we are talking about someone who had previously BRAGGED about getting pulled over 3 times (being let go by the first 2 troopers because they knew he was Hulk's son). BRAGGED ABOUT IT.
    To be 17, for anyone, means a sense of infinity and invulnerability. And to be human, at any age, means to make a split second bad decision. If that were the case here, we'd all be feeling sorry for a dumb kid who made a bad choice. But that's NOT the situation.
    I have a 16 year old son. The difference between my son (who is high functioning Autistic) and Nick, is that my son has an understanding of "what if", an understanding of consequences, and a respect for others. Want to know why?
    Because I taught him to think that way!!!!!!!!

  27. He deserves to rot! says – reply to this
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    I saw pics on another site of what John Graziano looks like now. HE HAS A HOLE IN HIS FOREHEAD THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL! Go to celebslam to look!:
    celebslam.buzznet.com/brooke-hogan-myspace-rant/john-grazianojpg-2

    The Hogans/Bolleas lied when they said he would get better and he never will and that's a horrible thing! They are all human scum and should never be given any credit for anything! They practically murdered Graziano and this is all that will happen to them! Fuck the Hogans!

  28. That's Why they Call It 'Jail' says – reply to this
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    Um, hello? It isn't supposed to be fun. Maybe he'll think long and hard about if ever really wants to drink and street-race again.

  29. my two cents says – reply to this
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    Nick Hogan should spend his sentence in a hospice for braindamaged patients. Wipe their butts and clean their bed sores, then maybe he would get a clue to what he has done and not be such a spoiled little b*tch. Same goes for his sister. 8 months volonteering at a hospice would shut both of them up

  30. HIllarityLOL says – reply to this
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    he probably got ass raped

  31. Your mom says – reply to this
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    Re: Jazzy

    THe brain dead kid was not driving you ignorant piece of shit, he KILLED someone by drinking AND driving…it's illegal even if you DON'T kill someone.
    Ass fuck

  32. Val says – reply to this
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    What a rude awakening… that must really suck. Too bad he never cared to behave.

  33. he's gettin plowed up the ass!! says – reply to this
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    YOU KNOW THAT THIS FUCK FACE WILL GET OUT EARLY BECAUSE HE'S FAMOUS.

    HE IS A TOTAL WASTE OF A HUMAN LIFE BUT HE HAS EVERYTHING.

    THIS PROVES THERE IS NO GOD!!

  34. He deserves to rot! says – reply to this
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    I saw pics on another site of what John Graziano looks like now. HE HAS A HOLE IN HIS FOREHEAD THE SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL! Go to celebslam to look!:
    c eleb slam.b uzznet .com/brooke-hogan-myspace-rant/john-grazianojpg-2

    The Hogans/Bolleas lied when they said he would get better and he never will and that's a horrible thing! They are all human scum and should never be given any credit for anything! They practically murdered Graziano and this is all that will happen to them! Fuck the Hogans!

  35. Silver says – reply to this
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    Ha ha fucking ha, now the spoiled little brat understands the consequences of his actions. Too bad his idiot parents never taught him that, but like most children of the wealthy he can only learn lessons the hard way once it's too late.

    What must it be like to have your little ass wiped since birth, without any ambition or notion that you must work in this world to get ahead? you end up like this kid, or like Paris Hilton, or any other silver spoon child who had their whole lives handed to them and all they do is fuck up because they have nothing to strive for.

  36. NICK HOGAN IS A F A G says – reply to this
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    I AGREE

    HE IS A TOTAL WASTE BUT BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS RELATED TO HE WILL PROBABLY GET HIS OWN SHOW AND THE SAD PART IS THAT PEOPLE WILL WATCH BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE THE BIGGEST RETARDS ON THE PLANET!!

  37. Js says – reply to this
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    Hi Im just curious but didnt the guy who is now stuck in the hospital not wear a seat belt? Isnt that the lesson? Maybe Im wrong dont know enough bout it but i heard he wasnt wearing a seat belt? whose fault is that but yourself?

  38. good says – reply to this
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    good! thats what he deserves!

  39. JohnnyDo says – reply to this
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    $100 says he gets ass raped… and not by PEREZ!

  40. Oran's Aunt says – reply to this
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    We lost our 19 yr. old nephew last wed. in a motorcycle accident, we really now know the meaning of loss, and I am sure I can tell you for a fact that Nick Does NOT know what John is growing thru, because John is basically dead, the only difference between us and John's family is we have a grave to visit now, but they have nothing but a shell of their son to visit, there's nothing there just a body. Nick will be out in 8 months and will go on to living, John won't. Ok that was my heart speaking. Now my head, my nephew had just bought his cycle on the day he died, although he was wearing a helmut, he was goofing off and showing off for a girl and was trying to pop wheelies going very fast. He popped one and lost control, and well that's that, but we his know that although he did have the helmut on his own actions predicted the outcome. And yes Nick was driving and speeding, we can't forget that John did NOT put his seatbelt on. his actions with the help of Nick predicted his outcome. Sorry to ramble on……….don't even know if it makes sense, but here it is.

  41. GodHatesUsAll says – reply to this
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    Isolation is way better than being in w/ the general population. Stay strong brother! FTW

  42. Boo Fucking Hoo Nick says – reply to this
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    Maybe by the time his sentence ends he can say two words:

    I'm sorry.

    I have no sympathy for this spoiled twit. Only if Nick had a baseball sized hole in his head and was in a vegetative state would I find any sympathy for him. He still hasn't grasped the severity of what has happened to his friend. All Nick can think of is himself. His friend managed to make it back from Iraq in one piece only to end up being a vegetable for life from riding in a car with a friend. Rot in jail, Nick!!!

  43. phx says – reply to this
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    PEREZ YOUR A DICK AND AN ASSHOLE LETS SEE YOU DO 1 MIN IN JAIL. HE COMMITED THE CRIME AND NOW HE IS PAYING FOR IT. NO NEED TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

    PREZ WOULD PROB LOVE TO BE A PRISON BITCH

  44. ks says – reply to this
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    I feel very badly for all concerned. Seems to me that maybe the Hogans' lifestyle and indulgences from the parents contributed to this tragedy as well. As for the victim, all I can say is that he should have been wearing his seatbelt, as he must have known that Nick Hogan had a propensity for speed that his parents fueled by footing the bill for his hot wheels. I hope he rides out his prison term with grace and returns to his life a little wiser.

  45. v says – reply to this
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    They were both idiots and both got what they deserved. Proves once again how stupid ignorant and idiotic Americans are.

  46. Eat a dick you fat whore says – reply to this
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    Re: phx

    Perez hasn't commited any crime and has the freedom of speech. Nick is a self centered murderer who only cares about himself. Fuck off you stupid whore.

  47. Luvsperez says – reply to this
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    I somehow dont think that the guy in the car was telling Nick to slow down! While Nick had an awful error in judgment, the person injured has to be given a little responsibility, he was probably even telling Nick to go faster!

  48. annie says – reply to this
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    when you are old enough to drive.
    you should be old enough to understand the responsibilities that comes with driving
    that is why in many many countries you can start driving at 18.
    i rest my case

  49. JBomb says – reply to this
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    Sheesh, he'll be out in no time for "good behavior". Guess not having all the free time in the world reeks havoc on your social life! Aw, poor baby!

  50. Randi says – reply to this
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    Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

  51. Anonymous says – reply to this
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    Solitary confinement can only fuck you up if you are fucked up to start with. WORD.

  52. Christine says – reply to this
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    I hope this spoiled no talent brat gets the shit kicked out of him and then butt fucked! He just doesn't get it!

  53. Jaye says – reply to this
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    "now he knows how John Graziano feels? Not by a long shot. How can you even print that???

  54. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this
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    Okay everybody…..get a grip! Nick BOLLEA (not HOGAN) is only 17 years old and from what I can figure out, has had a shitty male role model as a father. Did any of you see their shiteous "reality" show? No wonder this kid's in trouble; he was taught by his famous father that if you're rich and/or famous you can treat other people like pond scum and get away with it! It was an accident and the victim (God bless him) was with the "Hogan" family constantly. He knew their M.O., plus how much older is he than Nick? Sounds to me as if he was riding on the gravy train! No winners here…..NOT A ONE!

  55. eileen says – reply to this
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    Oh boy, little baby is having a hard time in the slammer? Guess what? Should have thought about what might happen BEFORE you acted like a complete irresponsable idiot and f uped you best friend.LOSER !!!!

  56. gaa says – reply to this
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    At least his momma visits him
    dressed like a hooker
    that's gotta score him some points
    for good or for bad?

  57. T says – reply to this
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    Pfft, he has the rest of his life to live……he friggin deserves it and needs to stay there the whole damn time. Serves him right….and put him in with the gen population. He'll never do it again.

  58. lg says – reply to this
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    Re: Rose – Go Rose Go….Well said!

    Perez like to get people wound up…why you ask? Then you will leave a comment and he sells you email address! SPAM ALERT!!!

  59. Kristin says – reply to this
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    sucker

  60. paris hilton says – reply to this
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    watch out for broomsticks, dropped soap, and snap into a slim jim up the ass nicky!

  61. put him back in gen pop says – reply to this
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    i hope he does every hour the hard way!! suicide might be the answer

  62. KELLY says – reply to this
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    I AM SO SICK AND FUCKIN TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THIS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT JOHN ISNT A "VICTIM"!!! HE IS AN ADULT, HE MADE THE CHOICE TO BE IN THAT CAR, HE WAS RACING AS WELL!!! HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE ONE THAT GOT HURT! NOBODY PUT A GUN TO HIS GOD DAMN HEAD AND MADE HIM GET IN THAT CAR!!! WHERES HIS RESPONSIBILITY IN ALL THIS! FUCKIN GET WITH IT PEOPLE!

  63. L. Ron Tito says – reply to this
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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! STUPID BICH!!!!!!!

  64. emma says – reply to this
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    i gotta say i've been to county jails (in different counties) on 4 occasions and it SUCKS. i can't even imagine prison. solitary confinement is worse. this 8 month will go by VERY slow for him. time goes by sooooooooo slowly. you rarely see the outdoors, you eat sh*t food, you have noone to talk to, and the decor is vomit colored. it's AWFUL. for someone who grew up in luxury, this will be very hard for him.

  65. mimi in mo says – reply to this
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    I feel like I say this EVERY TIME you post something about this situation but here goes I'll say it AGAIN! This whole thing is tragic BUT John knew Nick was drinking & CHOSE to get in the car with Nick. He wasn't forced at gun/knife point! He wasn't just some other person in some other car. I think people (YOU PEREZ!) need to be reminded of that! Nick SHOULD be punished for breaking the law but I don't think John's condition should be factored into that!

  66. George B says – reply to this
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    John Graziano is every bit as responsible for what happened to him as Nick is. He obviously knew Nick's driving habits and still chose to hang out with him and ride with him and do so WITHOUT WEARING A SEATBELT. Play with fire you will often get burned.

  67. letter from nick says – reply to this
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    i,m crying all the time,,those guys won,t leave me alone,, i want my daddy;; i don,t want that guy with the big unit to make me play uncle perez,,i,m crying now mommymommy

  68. Andre says – reply to this
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    celebslam.buzznet.com/brooke-hogan-myspace-rant/john-grazianojpg-2
    NICK"S VICTIM IN PIC ABOVE :( :( :( :( VERY SAD!

  69. Carolann says – reply to this
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    I think what happened is terrible and is a very bad situation but 8 months for someone who has been spoiled and is only 17 is too much for him to handle. I think this could mess his whole mental being and thats not punishment that is inhumane. It was an accident and a very stupid one in deed.

  70. Bob Loblaw says says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HA!

    Poor Nick, Jail for 9 months, his buddy John will be in his own personal jail for LIFE.

    Screw you NICK!

  71. vangoghsEar says – reply to this
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    OMG …..go to that celebslam website and check out John's head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Read the comments…..the pics were taken from the court transcript….so the pics are real!

  72. sara says – reply to this
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    Not to nitpick, but Solitary confinement and being segregated from the GP are two different things.

  73. Veronica says – reply to this
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    Don't they actually end up serving half of the time?

  74. DMAN says – reply to this
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    WHEN HE GETS OUT HE WONT BE ABLE TO HOLD A FART

  75. WTF says – reply to this
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    WHAT DID YOU SAY? HE IS HAVING TROUBLE FORMING SENTECES!!!!! OMG!! POOR NICKY-BITCH…OH PEREZ, DON'T YU FEEL A LITTLE SORRY FOR HIM? BUT…IT IS KINDA FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

  76. lola says – reply to this
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    i don't get it… wasn't John Graziano 23 yrs old and he got into the car with a drunk, 17 yr old driver and didn't wear his seat belt…. it's terrible and sad and Nick should do his time, but why so much venom? He's just a kid… he messed up.. i hope he makes it through with out losing it.

    Where did Nick get the alcohol anyway???

  77. lmao says – reply to this
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    heeheee ♥

  78. Just saying bitches!! says – reply to this
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    SUCK it up you little fucking douche bag!!!!!! It's payback time!! You do the crime“““““` YOU pay the fucking time bitch!!

    HOLLA!!!

  79. FUCK ERNESTO R DIAZ says – reply to this
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    Re: Rose
    shut the FUCK UP ROSE, YOU STUPID BITCH, LAY OF HIM HES JUST A KID, STUPID BITCH NO IT COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED TO ANY OF US, IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT TO GET IN THE CAR WITH SOME DRUNK ALCOHOLIC, THEN THATS YOUR SHIT, IF THATS THE CASE YOU DESSERVE TO DIE, STUPID FUCKEN PEOPLE. HE IS A DUMB ASS, HE SHOULD GET HIS ASS KICKED IN JAIL, AND RAPED BY A DUDE NAMED MOLLY, NOW ROSE LAY OFF YOU FAT HOAG BITCH

  80. deedee says –