It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Star magazine (take it for what it's worth) is reporting that 80's icons Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves are lovin' it up on the set of their new movie, The Private Lives of Pippa Lee.
Wasn't she dating that dude from Rilo Kiley???
The original Wino and Keanu are apparently spending a lot of time in one another's trailers AND a set source says they hug a lot on the set.
Doesn't sound too out of place? Maybe she's his fag hag????
Oh, well, Keanu is hotter than the old fella. Don't ya think???