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Poised Perfection

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Francophilia

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Look at them jewels!!!

And we're not talking about her bling!

International style icon, Miz Dita Von Teese, kicks it Cannes style at the Chopard lounge on Tuesday.

We might have to go next year. It's been since 2006 since we've been to Cannes.

Shit, we should go to Paris too! Haven't been there since 1998, far too long!

Bisous. Bisous.

[Image via JPI Studios.]

194 comments to “Poised Perfection”

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  1. chicaaaaagothgirl says – reply to this


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    FIRST
    i love her dressss =]

  2. yomi says – reply to this


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    effin fugly potato head

  3. Kbaby says – reply to this


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    First!!!Stunning as usual

  4. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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    Why do you keep posting this Hagg? She sucks

  5. tsk tsk says – reply to this


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    I love the TEESE!

  6. you're so annoying says – reply to this


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    we?

  7. Jer says – reply to this


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    Eighth!

  8. chicaaaaagothgirl says – reply to this


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    OMFG i was seriously just first?!?!?!?! OMGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Anna says – reply to this


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    freakyy

  10. It's True says – reply to this


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    She is beautiful.

  11. Me says – reply to this


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    Pretty!

  12. yaz says – reply to this


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    PEREZ come to paris and stay at my house ok? =p

  13. homina says – reply to this


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    omg
    i
    want
    to
    EAT
    that
    dress
    it
    looks
    so
    DELICIOUS!
    like a cake.

  14. Call me a Hater says – reply to this


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    Why are you so obsessed with her, Perez? No one knows who she is. I wouldn't have known had it not been for this website. Yeah, she wears nice clothes sometimes, but can we can some variety with the makeup?!?!?!?!?!

  15. elle says – reply to this


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    she always looks flawless :)

  16. ugly says – reply to this


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    shes so ugly

  17. sydney says – reply to this


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    love herrr

  18. Isabelle says – reply to this


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    She bought that dress in Belgium (Brussel), She was on Belgian TV last week and they followed her with a camera while she was shopping for vintage clothes and she liked that dress :-)

  19. cg says – reply to this


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    first

  20. starra says – reply to this


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    First! pretty!

  21. Amazing T! says – reply to this


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    GORGEOUS!

  22. Bri says – reply to this


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    She looks really good in that pic! Not when shes all slutted up good.

  23. sasha says – reply to this


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    you are the same guy who tells popel off for going who have no REAL reason to be there?

  24. lover darling says – reply to this


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    First bitchez!!!

  25. Vic says – reply to this


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    Perez, Where can I get this dress? Please post it if you know where.. P.S. Loves Ya

  26. me says – reply to this


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    Beautiful!!!

  27. PJH says – reply to this


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    You should totally go to Paris again! It's an amazing city that never gets old. I love this picture of Miss Dita! She always looks so put together. Even getting off a plane, she's dressed for the Opera. Love her and her style. If you like fashion, go to:
    theperfectred.net

  28. Jane Doe says – reply to this


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    ?

  29. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this


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    I like some of Marilyn Manson's music but he has to be the dumbest fucker on earth besides the person who posts on this site as hatesbiggots. I mean he gave up this elegant lady for some little slut or maybe Dita woke up one morning and looked at that freak beside her and beat a trail out of there. Dita is the shizzzzle. DAMN IT MAN SHE IS FINE.

  30. meghan says – reply to this


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    flawless

  31. Mama says – reply to this


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    Beautiful! She looks like a picture. That dress, the jewels, the face she is it honey!

  32. Debo Hobo says – reply to this


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    She is so damn elegant!!!!!

  33. Rebz says – reply to this


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    dita is the EPITOME OF GORGEOUS!

  34. j says – reply to this


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    SHE IS SO PRETTY!
    FIRST!

  35. lusitano says – reply to this


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    the most beautiful woman in the world… but bad photo

  36. Mimi says – reply to this


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    Her dress looks like curtains! That toille pattern is not for dresses.

  37. glamorous says – reply to this


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    luv her!!! take me with you perez!

  38. jj says – reply to this


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    cuteness. She's one classy bitch.

  39. Purrfection says – reply to this


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    A 10!

  40. carmen says – reply to this


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    WHY WAS SHE THERE?!?

  41. Caroline says – reply to this


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    Yes! You should visit Paris! And also drop by Amsterdam while you're at it..(or even better Delft!)

    And give me a call when you get there!!!

  42. scari says – reply to this


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    I don't know what your obsession is with her perez. I don't think she is too special. Maybe you need to tell us why she is so special?

  43. whatev says – reply to this


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    she looked better with the high heel in her vag.
    ********************&*^%&%$%#%&^*^(*^(((((((((((**************

  44. kiss says – reply to this


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    she's brilliant. Everything about her is so glammy. She certainly has a great style. Lusitano: ever heard about the word FASHION?? Who says that patterns which originate from tapestries can not be transferred onto clothing-fabrics? Nonetheless, you don't have to like it, but that's another thing. Hope, you finally got it.

  45. Cedric says – reply to this


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    Yes Perez You should definitely come and visit us in Paris !!!!

    Cédric from Paris :)

  46. hihihi says – reply to this


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    Her dress is beautiful, although her face and hair are too plain/average for my liking.

  47. HotTamale says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez, you do NOT want to come to Paris. I live there, and it sucks, it's such a boring, lifeless city, full of unfriendly people. And, oh yeah, it SMELLS. The subway smells of pee and the streets smell of pee and dog "waste". Go to London instead, it's more civilised, more fun and they don't hate Americans as much as the French do.

  48. just drink the bromide already says – reply to this


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    I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
    HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
    I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
    HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
    I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
    HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
    I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
    HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!

  49. emily says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!

  50. alice says – reply to this


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    Honestly, I'm getting really bored with her. There are so many other women rocking this fashion right now and most of them are way more attractive than her.

  51. misszell says – reply to this


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    Perez….you keep wondering aloud why so and so is in Cannes……well why would YOU be there?

  52. xx.ireland.xx says – reply to this


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    she is rely ugly
    bt
    he dress is nice

  53. ev says – reply to this


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    what the hell is she there for wait a minute why is she even famous for? stripper

  54. sniff sniff says – reply to this


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    What a skanky ugly whore. What is the big deal? She spreads them for nasty old men to gape at her hole. La-di-da

  55. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this


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    Re: carmen – Why the hell are you breathing? Her ass would make you a right nice Sunday face. Dont hate on Dita.

  56. The skin wins! says – reply to this


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    You ugly tanned whores are so jealous of Dita's perfection, you can tan all you want but you will still be ugly cheap sluts with sun damged skin.

  57. mmm says – reply to this


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    I NEED THAT DRESS!!!!!

  58. GeorgiaMan says – reply to this


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    Re: sniff sniff – Dont be mad because you couldnt pay someone to look at your privates. Please go back to your room and masterbate while you look at your Brad Pitt poster.

  59. morgan says – reply to this


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    FLAWLESS.
    and i need her dress.

  60. Call me a Hater says – reply to this


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    And why, Perez, do you insist on referring to yourself as "we." You are ONE person. Maybe you say "we" because you're fat! I can understand why you might want to say "we," because it makes the website seem less about you, but "we" is just annoying. Say "I" and "Me," please!

  61. LOIKA says – reply to this


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    She is just simply beautiful! What a gorgeous picture!

  62. Liz says – reply to this


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    Love that dress. I want it.

  63. m says – reply to this


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    It's bisoux, bisoux.

  64. I think she is SO ugly says – reply to this


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    I don't get the obsession with her at all. She was cute as a blonde, her natural self, but she always looks like a fake, wanna be plastic doll, who is also a hooker…I really don't get this mess even a little bit!

  65. FRENCHLIPS78 says – reply to this


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    PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ PARIS T'ADORE

    BISOUS

  66. bob says – reply to this


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    i like the pictures of her doin high heels better

  67. Ntalie says – reply to this


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    I love how you mock other celebs about going to Cannes who shouldnt be there, but then you say you want to go and have gone. You're a NOBODY. Get over yourself fatty.

  68. robin says – reply to this


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    Still beautiful as ever. A lot of the Hollywood skanks could learn from her.

  69. Lori C. says – reply to this


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    What the hell? She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nothing. Not a talent, not a looker, nothing but a pale, lame, NOTHING.!.

  70. c. says – reply to this


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    Perez, your French fans are waiting for you.
    Love

  71. Divo boy says – reply to this


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    She wants to be another Diva. Nope we got the real thing already and the
    list is getting long by day. Madonna, Janet, Mariah, Tina and Donna Summer

    Those are real divas, one of the already mention Diva will perform in
    American Idols !!!

  72. erica says – reply to this


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    ah i hate her! shes so flawlessly perfectt!!!!

  73. shockjock says – reply to this


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    doesn't she look a little like Rumer Willis there?

  74. Nobody says – reply to this


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    Someone's already beaten me to it, but you like to criticise people for being in Cannes who you feel shouldn't be there but what the hell would your reason for going be?? To make yourself feel important? To sell your soul even more? You have a short memory.

  75. madison says – reply to this


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    Re: jj – classy?? where i'm from sticking a shoe up your hoo-hoo and being linked to people like Marilyn Manson is not classy.

  76. clareyyy says – reply to this


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    i heart her style :)

  77. Nick ; ) says – reply to this


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    what makes you feel like you have to talk about everyone ALL THE TIME? why put people down so much? you're always like, "why is so-and-so at Cannes? they don't even act!" and then in your newest post you're like, "we need to go to Cannes!" WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU ACT?! NO!! fucking hypocrite. and then you "design" these ugly ass clothes that look just like jeffree stars clothes, and can't even promote it without making fun of other people. you're ridiculous, ugly, obese, WAY too full of yourself, and you need to keep your mouth shut.

  78. meg says – reply to this


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    I want that dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loves it :)

  79. Jenna Mitchell says – reply to this


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    She has *the* most fabulous taste in clothes. LOVE that dress. So classic.

  80. lucie b says – reply to this


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    definitely looking forward to your stay in france!

  81. laquisha shaniqua says – reply to this


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    I have an antique chair with a very similar pattern that I have always adored…it looks fabulous as a dress. For those of you looking, try high-end fabric shops…I have seen it there before.

  82. elo says – reply to this


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    fat and old, Manson has a hot new girl who doesn't need pancake make up to go public.

  83. lovelie02 says – reply to this


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    You really are beginning to sound like an elitist perez. Not becoming…

  84. mememe says – reply to this


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    Um. No one says bling anymore.
    And the constant hard-on for Dita Von Teese and the new 90210 is sickening. Enough already.

  85. lulu83 says – reply to this


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    Oh my god. If she is not the most beautiful woman on earth I dont know who is. So flawless. So perfect. Now THAT's a woman! I'd do lez for her

  86. Ditsy says – reply to this


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    Her dress matches my bedspread and curtains, how lovely!

  87. raisa says – reply to this


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    Her dress is LOOOOVE.

  88. amy says – reply to this


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    she is such a tranny

  89. cutie pie says – reply to this


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    wowwww! she is my idea of beautiful….screw angelina!

  90. julie says – reply to this


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    Shes too strange looking to be pretty , big old square jaw . Looks like a guy in drag to me.

  91. Shayna says – reply to this


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    Godd I love her.
    She's always so flawless and gorgeous.
    And she never would have worn that dress if she was still with Marilyn Manson, so thank god for that divorce. :]

  92. S says – reply to this


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    FLAWLESS AS ALWAYS

  93. s says – reply to this


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    Re: elo – and she is trying her best to be just like Dita, the queen of glam

  94. It's Joan Crawford Bitch! says – reply to this


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    Oui, oui Perez! You should go to Paris and STAY with all of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

  95. miss. k says – reply to this


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    HIDEOUS tramp.

  96. s says – reply to this


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    Re: Call me a Hater – its him and Teddy dumbass

  97. CK says – reply to this


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    Uhmmmm, he jewels (the REAL ones) don't go with that dress at all. They are nice separately but together they're horrific.

  98. Cassie says – reply to this


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    What a GORGEOUS dress–! :)

  99. kittykitty says – reply to this


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    Um….that material, her dress is the same as my bedroom curtains! Laura Ashley I believe!

  100. mea says – reply to this


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    She's not the prettiest girl, but my gosh she has style.

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