Poised Perfection
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Francophilia
Look at them jewels!!!
And we're not talking about her bling!
International style icon, Miz Dita Von Teese, kicks it Cannes style at the Chopard lounge on Tuesday.
We might have to go next year. It's been since 2006 since we've been to Cannes.
Shit, we should go to Paris too! Haven't been there since 1998, far too long!
Bisous. Bisous.
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: May 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm




FIRST
i love her dressss =]
effin fugly potato head
First!!!Stunning as usual
Why do you keep posting this Hagg? She sucks
I love the TEESE!
we?
Eighth!
OMFG i was seriously just first?!?!?!?! OMGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
freakyy
She is beautiful.
Pretty!
PEREZ come to paris and stay at my house ok? =p
omg
i
want
to
EAT
that
dress
it
looks
so
DELICIOUS!
like a cake.
Why are you so obsessed with her, Perez? No one knows who she is. I wouldn't have known had it not been for this website. Yeah, she wears nice clothes sometimes, but can we can some variety with the makeup?!?!?!?!?!
she always looks flawless
shes so ugly
love herrr
She bought that dress in Belgium (Brussel), She was on Belgian TV last week and they followed her with a camera while she was shopping for vintage clothes and she liked that dress
first
First! pretty!
GORGEOUS!
She looks really good in that pic! Not when shes all slutted up good.
you are the same guy who tells popel off for going who have no REAL reason to be there?
First bitchez!!!
Perez, Where can I get this dress? Please post it if you know where.. P.S. Loves Ya
Beautiful!!!
You should totally go to Paris again! It's an amazing city that never gets old. I love this picture of Miss Dita! She always looks so put together. Even getting off a plane, she's dressed for the Opera. Love her and her style. If you like fashion, go to:
theperfectred.net
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I like some of Marilyn Manson's music but he has to be the dumbest fucker on earth besides the person who posts on this site as hatesbiggots. I mean he gave up this elegant lady for some little slut or maybe Dita woke up one morning and looked at that freak beside her and beat a trail out of there. Dita is the shizzzzle. DAMN IT MAN SHE IS FINE.
flawless
Beautiful! She looks like a picture. That dress, the jewels, the face she is it honey!
She is so damn elegant!!!!!
dita is the EPITOME OF GORGEOUS!
SHE IS SO PRETTY!
FIRST!
the most beautiful woman in the world… but bad photo
Her dress looks like curtains! That toille pattern is not for dresses.
luv her!!! take me with you perez!
cuteness. She's one classy bitch.
A 10!
WHY WAS SHE THERE?!?
Yes! You should visit Paris! And also drop by Amsterdam while you're at it..(or even better Delft!)
And give me a call when you get there!!!
I don't know what your obsession is with her perez. I don't think she is too special. Maybe you need to tell us why she is so special?
she looked better with the high heel in her vag.
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she's brilliant. Everything about her is so glammy. She certainly has a great style. Lusitano: ever heard about the word FASHION?? Who says that patterns which originate from tapestries can not be transferred onto clothing-fabrics? Nonetheless, you don't have to like it, but that's another thing. Hope, you finally got it.
Yes Perez You should definitely come and visit us in Paris !!!!
Cédric from Paris
Her dress is beautiful, although her face and hair are too plain/average for my liking.
Seriously Perez, you do NOT want to come to Paris. I live there, and it sucks, it's such a boring, lifeless city, full of unfriendly people. And, oh yeah, it SMELLS. The subway smells of pee and the streets smell of pee and dog "waste". Go to London instead, it's more civilised, more fun and they don't hate Americans as much as the French do.
I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
I AM OUTING PEREZ!!
HE IS A CLOSET HETEROSEXUAL!!
PEREZ YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, I'm getting really bored with her. There are so many other women rocking this fashion right now and most of them are way more attractive than her.
Perez….you keep wondering aloud why so and so is in Cannes……well why would YOU be there?
she is rely ugly
bt
he dress is nice
what the hell is she there for wait a minute why is she even famous for? stripper
What a skanky ugly whore. What is the big deal? She spreads them for nasty old men to gape at her hole. La-di-da
Re: carmen – Why the hell are you breathing? Her ass would make you a right nice Sunday face. Dont hate on Dita.
You ugly tanned whores are so jealous of Dita's perfection, you can tan all you want but you will still be ugly cheap sluts with sun damged skin.
I NEED THAT DRESS!!!!!
Re: sniff sniff – Dont be mad because you couldnt pay someone to look at your privates. Please go back to your room and masterbate while you look at your Brad Pitt poster.
FLAWLESS.
and i need her dress.
And why, Perez, do you insist on referring to yourself as "we." You are ONE person. Maybe you say "we" because you're fat! I can understand why you might want to say "we," because it makes the website seem less about you, but "we" is just annoying. Say "I" and "Me," please!
She is just simply beautiful! What a gorgeous picture!
Love that dress. I want it.
It's bisoux, bisoux.
I don't get the obsession with her at all. She was cute as a blonde, her natural self, but she always looks like a fake, wanna be plastic doll, who is also a hooker…I really don't get this mess even a little bit!
PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ PARIS T'ADORE
BISOUS
i like the pictures of her doin high heels better
I love how you mock other celebs about going to Cannes who shouldnt be there, but then you say you want to go and have gone. You're a NOBODY. Get over yourself fatty.
Still beautiful as ever. A lot of the Hollywood skanks could learn from her.
What the hell? She is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nothing. Not a talent, not a looker, nothing but a pale, lame, NOTHING.!.
Perez, your French fans are waiting for you.
Love
She wants to be another Diva. Nope we got the real thing already and the
list is getting long by day. Madonna, Janet, Mariah, Tina and Donna Summer
Those are real divas, one of the already mention Diva will perform in
American Idols !!!
ah i hate her! shes so flawlessly perfectt!!!!
doesn't she look a little like Rumer Willis there?
Someone's already beaten me to it, but you like to criticise people for being in Cannes who you feel shouldn't be there but what the hell would your reason for going be?? To make yourself feel important? To sell your soul even more? You have a short memory.
Re: jj – classy?? where i'm from sticking a shoe up your hoo-hoo and being linked to people like Marilyn Manson is not classy.
i heart her style
what makes you feel like you have to talk about everyone ALL THE TIME? why put people down so much? you're always like, "why is so-and-so at Cannes? they don't even act!" and then in your newest post you're like, "we need to go to Cannes!" WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU ACT?! NO!! fucking hypocrite. and then you "design" these ugly ass clothes that look just like jeffree stars clothes, and can't even promote it without making fun of other people. you're ridiculous, ugly, obese, WAY too full of yourself, and you need to keep your mouth shut.
I want that dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loves it
She has *the* most fabulous taste in clothes. LOVE that dress. So classic.
definitely looking forward to your stay in france!
I have an antique chair with a very similar pattern that I have always adored…it looks fabulous as a dress. For those of you looking, try high-end fabric shops…I have seen it there before.
fat and old, Manson has a hot new girl who doesn't need pancake make up to go public.
You really are beginning to sound like an elitist perez. Not becoming…
Um. No one says bling anymore.
And the constant hard-on for Dita Von Teese and the new 90210 is sickening. Enough already.
Oh my god. If she is not the most beautiful woman on earth I dont know who is. So flawless. So perfect. Now THAT's a woman! I'd do lez for her
Her dress matches my bedspread and curtains, how lovely!
Her dress is LOOOOVE.
she is such a tranny
wowwww! she is my idea of beautiful….screw angelina!
Shes too strange looking to be pretty , big old square jaw . Looks like a guy in drag to me.
Godd I love her.
She's always so flawless and gorgeous.
And she never would have worn that dress if she was still with Marilyn Manson, so thank god for that divorce. :]
FLAWLESS AS ALWAYS
Re: elo – and she is trying her best to be just like Dita, the queen of glam
Oui, oui Perez! You should go to Paris and STAY with all of the cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
HIDEOUS tramp.
Re: Call me a Hater – its him and Teddy dumbass
Uhmmmm, he jewels (the REAL ones) don't go with that dress at all. They are nice separately but together they're horrific.
What a GORGEOUS dress–!
Um….that material, her dress is the same as my bedroom curtains! Laura Ashley I believe!
She's not the prettiest girl, but my gosh she has style.