Poised Perfection

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Dita Von Teese > Francophilia

Look at them jewels!!!

And we're not talking about her bling!

International style icon, Miz Dita Von Teese, kicks it Cannes style at the Chopard lounge on Tuesday.

We might have to go next year. It's been since 2006 since we've been to Cannes.

Shit, we should go to Paris too! Haven't been there since 1998, far too long!

Bisous. Bisous.

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm / Email this »

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JohnnyDo says – reply to this

101

Even though she is HELLA white, I would prob. put it in her butt… those titties are radiating.
maud says – reply to this

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viens à paris perez, je t'attends, je t'aime!!!!
(* come to paris perez, im waiting for you, love you!!!!)
francy says – reply to this

103

SHE IS SO UGLY, UGLY, STYLE ICON??? PLEASE MY GRANDMOTHER HAS MORE STYLE
Chloé. says – reply to this

104

Yay Paris
We're waiting for you !
Lisa says – reply to this

105

She's nothing but a STRIPPER !!
Meredith says – reply to this

106

I am in LOVE with that dress! Amazingness!
suzes says – reply to this

107

She can try and look like a lady all she wants - Poised perfection??
PUHlease - I've seen her in soft porn with another chick fingering each others clits. Yeah - real classy.
jessica says – reply to this

108

'haven't been to cannes since 2006' don't forget who made you rich….don't alienate your base with your ever growing ego…..why must you and I keep having this conversation?????
nazeeluv says – reply to this

109

she's fucking ugly. are you blinde. ugly attracts ugly. retard.
russo says – reply to this

110

This woman NEVER has a good hair day. She must go through a bottle of hairspray a second. Yikes!
Mel says – reply to this

111

I just don't see the big deal, I think she is creepy looking. But, I do LOVE her dress!!
Love Her! says – reply to this

112

She is simply stunning. Thank God she finally got rid of that Human Hemorroid Marilyn Manson. She is W-A-Y too classy and elegant for the likes of him.
Lisa Wisa says – reply to this

113

BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE DITA! So much jealousy disgusts me but she is a beautiful person and has developed such a style for herself I love her!
GeorgiaMan says – reply to this

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Re: chicaaaaagothgirl – I am so fucking impressed. How about you have someone flush your dumb ass down the toilet in joliet. You corn eating asshole.
GeorgiaMan says – reply to this

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Re: Call me a Hater – You think you are a hater? You have delusions of grandure in your head. You are the lamest hater this side of the Mississippi. Do us all a favor and purchase a handgun and eat that fucker.
GeorgiaMan says – reply to this

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Re: Call me a Hater – Please change your name you are not even close to being a hater. My eight year old daughter is a bigger hater than you are. Please just buy a handgun and eat it. PLEASE.
carmen says – reply to this

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Re: GeorgiaMan – You are soo right, I am just jealous of not having to spend hours on makeup just to look decent and I am jealous of not being a glorified knock off stripper!!!
Mike says – reply to this

118

Bisoux is spelt with an x at the end you idiot! and this woman is the equivalent of an expensive slug.
and learn your french right before writing things down fat ass..
MRed says – reply to this

119

She is simply divine! sexy without being vulgar. I love her!
Marine says – reply to this

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Re: Mike –
bisous is written bisous with an s…
sorry I am French so I know it…
btw I love you Perez, come whenever u want…
DR FEELGOOD says – reply to this

121

Re: just drink the bromide already –
TAKE A HOMO BROMO AND WAKE UP FEELING YOURSELF!
Timeless says – reply to this

122

Way to stay on your A game. Dita reminds me of what Hollywood used to be about. Glamour, glamour, and timeless beauty!
Nathan says – reply to this

123

I love how you ripped on so many people for being at Cannes for no reason. hat movie was Ms. Von Teese in? Hmm? You're so hypocritical.
yomama says – reply to this

124

this woman is a f***ing pron star for god sake!
Belle says – reply to this

125

And she's in Cannes because…? Since you're always trashing other celebs who show up to events, please, Perez, tell us why Dita Von Teese is in Cannes. Nice necklace. Fug dress.
eddie beanfarmer slutmonkey buttcheese hiney says – reply to this

126

Perfection? Um. No. Far from it. That perfection you speak off plummeted after she slobbed manson's knob. That bitch is nasty gross.
slickcat says – reply to this

127

sheer perfection
HUH HUH HUH says – reply to this

128

HEY I LOVE THAT PATTERN OF HER DRESS!!!! WHAT'S THAT FRENCH TOILE??? CAN I GET THAT IN BLACK AND WHITE???
C says – reply to this

129

She is stylish, timeless, and sexy. LOVE HER.
September says – reply to this

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YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE HER ,
SHES SO GORGEOUS >
I SO WANT HER IN MY BED
bob says – reply to this

131

I need to know who made the dress, does anybody know?
babydoll says – reply to this

132

damn she's pretty!!!! porcelain skin and those red lips and jet black hair and pretty beauty mark LOL
SHE ROCKS
aj says – reply to this

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I agree that she's very fashionable and very pretty, but like the poster mentioned her blonde hair, I saw her high school pic, when she was heather sweet (real name) the black hair is a little drastic but if she wants to keep up with that makeup, it wouldn't look good on blonde
Mary says – reply to this

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why would you go to Cannes since you'd have no reason to go there but you've been ripping on other celebrities (ie star jones) for doing the same thing?
Jesse says – reply to this

135

Yawn. Perez, why don't you ask with Dita is doing there? She has no reason to be there!
DCD says – reply to this

136

That dress matches some curtains I have.
amy says – reply to this

137

Wow, She is beautiful
intheknow says – reply to this

138

Vintage Vivian Westwood. The ONLY one who can construct a corset like an engineered work of art. Really hard to find nowdays.
Mominatrix says – reply to this

139

Sorry but I just do not see what the fuss is about this woman. She is NOT all that. I have seen her perform and she is good but her friend Catherine is better. Met her once, can't say much about her people skills or personality. Meh.
Lilly says – reply to this

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She is so overdone. Without the piles of makeup, etc she would be unrecognizable but I guess her "look" is all part of the act for when she strips (oh sorry, performs the art of burlesque). As for the dress, it looks like it's made from Laura Ashley fabric circa 1970s. I wonder how long it takes her to transform herself from natural to this? Not to my taste, but each to their own.
ur taste is atrocious says – reply to this

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Grody to the maximum…………….This chick is not modern, she is not beautiful and she does not inspire most women……i cant speak for the guys but i want nothing about me to resemble her…so what on earth could u possibly see in her? Are u a retrohomo? i cant see what u see for the life of me. but that is true of almost everything u say do and think….i must come on here to disagree with u…i should prob look into how i spend my time in the future…..bye blind tasteless man
Kim says – reply to this

142

she is always so picture perfect, but I wonder what she looks like when she wakes up the morning without make up!!!
Nigel says – reply to this

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Whore and porn star. tranqulized gaze, most likely a complete idiot
Euromongrel says – reply to this

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Wow- Jewish drag queen does the 1950s domestic goddess thang.

Meh.
Evil Eye says – reply to this

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As I recall it wasn`t until Dita Von Teese`s marriage to Marilyn Manson that brought her into the international spot-light… clearly her world-wide fame and appeal has continued to grow! Perhaps the 'Antichrist Superstar' wannabe should rekindle that relationship as they really did make quite a striking couple!!
retard says – reply to this

146

who gives a fuck when you went there? nonone!
John says – reply to this

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What's so great about a glorified whore?
pammie says – reply to this

148

absolutely stunning she can do no wrong
I.Z. says – reply to this

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I've never seen her not wearing any makeup. I bet she is very average looking without tons of powder and red lipstick, just like ScarJo.
lisadivirgilio says – reply to this

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wow.U ppl are judging her big time, more so than Perez. I think she is trying to make money any way she can,,The clit thing is too much,,she did her mother proud there.She could have passed on that job..She did keep it clean..no std's from your own hand LOL..Keepin it in the fam..Her classic look is timeless,,Slhe is gorgeous in her outfits, and doesn't need a man..One night stand it,,U kick the fellow out in the morning or make him breakie..her choice..LOl,,any hoo,,you haters out there are rough wow….
strange-but-true says – reply to this

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I don't normally agree with Perez but I do have to admit that Miss Von Teese is a beautiful woman with a lovely sense of style. I wish I could afford her clothes. She is always dressed so impeccably.
Sim says – reply to this

152

Most beautiful woman on earth.
ReineDesCoeurs says – reply to this

153

she…..is so fucking beautiful its almost sick…almost
jayjay says – reply to this

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Re: HotTamale –
No wonder they hate you, you just insulted their capital city,
Miss Lilly says – reply to this

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She such a perfect lady. It is a shame women don't know how to dress anymore.
Beth says – reply to this

156

Oh my goodness.. she is perfection! the dress is DIVINE
n says – reply to this

157

her face is ugly - but she's got a beautiful body and fashion style.
romane says – reply to this

158

She is pale but cute though
CANNES KICKS ASS says – reply to this

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BIENVENUE EN FRANCE ! YOU'RE WELCOME ! THE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA MUST BE AT THE CANNES FESTIVAL. BISOUS !!!
Renee says – reply to this

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I find her so ugly.
AR says – reply to this

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The only American with class…
Nobody gives a fuck about your travelling plans, by the way.
frotsch says – reply to this

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Re: jayjay – Do you hate someone because he/she insulsts your capital city?! Nationalist retard, I hope you´re old and will die soon.
Holly says – reply to this

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She can't get any more perfect, what a beautiful doll.
Jason says – reply to this

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She sucks. she's not even pretty.. what talent does she have? spinning around in a martina glass and pouring liquid on her boobs?.. who gives a fuck. EVAN RACHEL WOOD is faaaaaar more gorgeous, AND she has actual talent - she's an amazing actress. Thirteen PEREZ, go watch it. and Pretty Persuasion.. she's a fucking outstanding actress. DIVA VON SLEAZE can go suck her own balls.
Gaping Anal says – reply to this

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Who gives a shit when you were in Paris last…you fat fuck
otti says – reply to this

166

she looks like a mean BITCH!! Besides, only a stupid famewhore could marry to that disgusting individual that is Marylin Manson
otti says – reply to this

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Re: The skin wins! – pale skin is fugly
Annick says – reply to this

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Beautiful! She's just gorgeous
Lorett says – reply to this

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Where did she get that dress??? Seriously, if anyoneknows TELL ME PLEASE!!! I want it in a hard mutherf***ing way!
susan says – reply to this

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Take me to paris with you…I have dreams about that place. I could be your personal nurse!!
Saskal says – reply to this

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Her skin is so flawless, Id luv to go see her perform.
CCPARIS says – reply to this

172

She is exquisite as usual!
MCH says – reply to this

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She is so FIERCE!!!!!!!!
shayla[SMASH!] says – reply to this

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i love Dita!!!
Katharine says – reply to this

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She always looks so perfect. I wish I had her class and style.
Meiko says – reply to this

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Such a classy woman.
Love her!!
honey(l) says – reply to this

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yes, come to france !!!
French people love you perez!
TonyD says – reply to this

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We love us some Dita! DAYUM!!!!! SHE IS BAD A$$ SMOKIN'!!
Angelica says – reply to this

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I'm glad you mention her sometimes. She deserves more press - so beautiful and classy.
pete says – reply to this

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let us know when you come to Paris !
emilie says – reply to this

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Bisoux avec un XxX
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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She looks absolutely stunning…as usual! Find out who designed that gorgeous gown please!!
leela says – reply to this

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She doesnt have any jewels except the ones she's wearing.
Ashlee says – reply to this

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I love Dita! She always looks flawless!
Tatiana K. says – reply to this

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Re: GeorgiaMan –
that's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!
ivy says – reply to this

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god shes so gorgeous
bbbb says – reply to this

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when in paris… you simply must stay at the bristol!
BelladonnaR says – reply to this

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Dita's ugly and look like a MAN.

Evans so much hotter
Master B says – reply to this

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It cant be better than this:))))
She's the one
ling says – reply to this

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Dita is the best. Now and for ever. Love her!!!
Dr. Vanessa says – reply to this

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I don't understand people claiming she is ugly. She is not ugly. She has nice features, flawlles skin and she has a great slim figure. However, the very pale skin she has isn't the most healthy looking but that is obviously her natural skin tone and she doesn't go out in the sun so she looks especially pale.
Claudia says – reply to this

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Style icon? That goes to show you know nothing about style Perez. This chick is not pretty at all, and she dresses like an old lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B!TCH NEEDS A TAN !!! says – reply to this

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Enough wit da red lipstick & be a normal f*ck!ng American & hit da beach every once in awhile….ever heard of MYSTIC TAN ???
Little_Dita5 says – reply to this

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Ok, first of all to all the haters out there…..GO AWAY! If you don't like Miss Dita, then leave her alone, don't trash talk her!

Second, this dress is gorgeous. I love how she can make her unique style work with almost anything she wears!

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