She Scares Us!

Filed under: Aliana Lohan

Ali Lohan, from the "normal" family known as the Lohans, was on Letterman last night.

That girl gives us the creeps!

Click here to watch the 43-year-old's appearance.

Posted: May 21, 2008 at 11:01 am / Email this »

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sierra says – reply to this

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Ahhhh
Disturbed says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WEARS DENTURES!!!
j says – reply to this

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CRYPTKEEPER!!
Lexxi-xo says – reply to this

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FIRSTTT (:
Disturbed says – reply to this

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She looks old because it looks like she wears DENTURES!!!!!!!!
lily says – reply to this

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why is that little girl's voice so raspy? yikes
blah says – reply to this

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she sounds like a man lol
JJ says – reply to this

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alison says – reply to this

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enough of them already!
PEPPERPOT says – reply to this

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THERE SHOULD BE LAWS THAT DON'T ALLOW CHILDREN UNDER 16 ON REALITY T.V., SHE'S BEING HOME SCHOOLED NOW SO HER MOTHER COULD PULL HER AROUND ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY FOR PUBLICITY. HER MOTHER IS AN ANIMAL AND SICKENS ME. POOR KIDS.
Gia Jolie says – reply to this

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OMFG!! THAT IS CREEPY! SHE LOOKS LIKE DEMI MOORE, AGE WISE AND EVERYTHING! MAYBE SHE HAS SOME KIND OF HORMONE DISORDER!!! TOO MUCH ORANGE CONTAMINATION!
Haley says – reply to this

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Yep. She is freaky looking! Her face…why does she look so old? Nothing but a wannabe LL and that is just sad in itself.
shill says – reply to this

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Why does she scare you? Seems fine to me.
andy says – reply to this

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she's wretched - i can't even watch it
anon says – reply to this

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She makes me sad. She is just a little girl and she's already pimping herself out. And she is wearing too much make up for her age.
douche says – reply to this

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more like 50
roxy says – reply to this

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she's actually not that weird, she's quite nice
BUT
why is she famous now? just no..
PJH says – reply to this

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Wow, clearly so stable.
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The Wise One says – reply to this

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Hey, what about Letterman being a creep, too? Equal time here, Perez!
777 says – reply to this

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She sounds like a smoker - raspy and unpleasant. And what's with those faces she makes? Demented family!
La Cubanita says – reply to this

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She looks like a well kept 50 year old.
whoa says – reply to this

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what is that face that she always made after answering a question? her mouth kind of hung open..it made her look dumb. And did anyone count how many times she said "Yeah, Yeah"
fanta says – reply to this

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13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
donna says – reply to this

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Why can't people under 18 be off limits to your crude remarks? Or over 16 at least?
ginnifer says – reply to this

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noting like pimpn out your kid

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JG says – reply to this

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Who's more unattractive Rumer Willis or Ally?
keepsitreal says – reply to this

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sounds like she smokes a 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
She does look like she is 36
little slut will be in rehab in 2 years.
knocked up in 6 weeks
Becca says – reply to this

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I'm in my late 20's and that kid looks older than me!
Kate says – reply to this

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I am sure because she is so hungry for fame that she will probably read all these comments. I sincerely hope she realizes that fame should not be her goal. That her goal should be to be a creative individual who contributes to her industry of choice (entertainment) and that fame usually follows when you are a true artist or good at what you do. She is walking a path that is destined for disaster.
jenna f says – reply to this

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whats up with her eye dude?????
agree says – reply to this

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wierdoooo……
puff-puff says – reply to this

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Lil old haggard only knows two words: - YEAH
- I MEAN
MI says – reply to this

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She needs to take public speaking lessons. Stop making those weird faces when she talks and stop saying "Yeah, I mean…" Poor little girl, has no real composure.
Rosa says – reply to this

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Completely creepy. Why Letterman would even have her as a guest is baffling.
Nina says – reply to this

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I love that he called her lindsay!
ay mami! says – reply to this

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I hear Perez and other pathetic losers criticise her looks. It's just sad and a hypocresy how people criticise the beauty standards that media is shoving down our throats and at the same time we tear down any person in the spotlight that doesn't look like they've had any plastic surgery or have a natural look.
dog says – reply to this

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hahaha
Lulu says – reply to this

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Re: lily –

Exactly my thought!! You stole my words
Suze says – reply to this

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Wow. I'm 40, and this kid looks and sounds older than me. She's so….dark and severe looking. Too bad she's a Lohan…looks like she needs a drink.
stacey says – reply to this

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SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SMOKIN A PACK A DAY FOR 30 YEARS. TOO MUCH MAKEUP. POOR THING.
mika says – reply to this

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howcome you are so mean. she is such a sweet girl.
you arnt normal never mind her
YazzyJ says – reply to this

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She's 14, why is she wearing so much makeup? What is she hiding already?
Lg says – reply to this

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she probably came on herself when he accidentally called her Lindsey.
boothe says – reply to this

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Damn Dave! Hurting for guests? I love your show but man is this where your going?
Uh oh says – reply to this

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She is just a kid. She needs to work of the vocabulary if she wants to be in the public eye. She said "uh", "yeah" and "I mean" about 1000 times. They should let her grow up, unless they really want another Lindsey. Remember how cute Lindsey was…and that didn't turn out so well.
Renee says – reply to this

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I WILL NEVER WATCH LETTERMAN AGAIN.
Ribaldry says – reply to this

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Letterman screwed her after the show.
lola says – reply to this

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She just wants to be like linday..her facial expressions and way of talking..completely lindsayfied! you would think after seeing the path lindsay went Orange oprah wouldnt want her younger daughter go through that or end up like her if not worse.
Galician like you says – reply to this

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omfg! look at her! she's only 14 and looks like she was 27!!
at her age I was still playing with barbies…

** sorry my bad English, I'm tryin' to improve it every day
TrishDish says – reply to this

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oh, she 's perfectly fine, stop with the mean comments, she's just a young, nervous girl …… of course she wants to follow in her older sister's footsteps, fame, fortune etc… who the fuck wouldnt want a glamorous lifestyle? and its her sister so of course she'll try to see the best in her and all her mistakes…. there are worse things people can do than live it up a little….. Lindsay will be fine in the long run too, jeeeez, cant anyone be young and make mistakes anymore? and this girl pretty much looks and acts her age, so quit making up shit….. if she chooses to live a crazy life, its her business…. she'll learn too……
Shirl says – reply to this

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WHY is this girl on Letterman? I get it, she has a show, but I can't believe he's allowing that to be pimped on his show. Stage moms - ESPECIALLY those like Orange Oprah - need to let their kids be kids!!
TimFarrissFan says – reply to this

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Well dude, either your instincts are way out of kilter, or this is a rhetorical title. She didn't seem scary to me at all!
bunnyx says – reply to this

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Well apart from the fact that she's as dumb as a bag of hammers, that really is VERY creepy. Christ, do other 14-year-olds in America look and act and TALK like this????
Elli says – reply to this

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Beyond her looks, she has NO personality. Even Letterman can't make the interview interesting because all she can say is 8th grade girls need to "stay strong," and the tv show is to "set the record straight." When he asks her follow up questions she has no idea what else to say! She needs to stay in school and actually get educated on the world outside of reality television. As if that'll happen in the Lohan family!
mila says – reply to this

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wow, when she's 30 and feels 60 she's gonna wonder what happened to her childhood. i'm not surprised that she creeps out the other 8th graders, but i kinda feel bad that they're so mean to her.
Brianna says – reply to this

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SOUNDED LIKE SHE HAS A 2 PACK A DAY HABIT. WHAT A RASPY VOICE. AND DOES THE GIRL NOT KNOW OTHER WORDS BESIDES "YEAH". i THINK i COUNTED 2345424 YEAHS DURING THAT INTERVIEW
firn says – reply to this

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Why is she dressed and styled like a 25/30-year old…?
oslo lives says – reply to this

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WHY???

Why would you pimp your children on national TV to make a living?
Whatever happen to make your children a priority and make sure they become responsible, caring human beings?
This is really sad to see how far Dina Lohan is willing to go in order to be on the spotlight. Poor Ali, she doesn't have the charm nor the beauty Lindsay had when she was doing " The parent trap". She sound like she's been brain washed, repeting the same reason ( without even changing a word of the pitch for her reality show) on every single commercial she's done. She looks older for her age, much older than her own maother. I guees using excesive makeup does not help at such a young age.

Sad, Sad, Sad, and bound to fail.

STAY IN SCHOOL ALI. AN EDUCATION WOULD TAKE YOU FURTHER IN LIFE. THAN THOSE WHO ARE PIMPING YOU…!
liz says – reply to this

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i feel like a dumber person after watching that.
shenene says – reply to this

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She makes weird facial expressions and avoids eye contact, Yeah, she sucks.
ding dong says – reply to this

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wish my family were stars. i'd do it just for the cash.
shay says – reply to this

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I couldnt even watch this till the end she is so awkward and ugly!!!!!!!!! her teeth are too big for her mouth– and she says "yea" and "like" so many times it gave me a headache. if she ever gets famous it will seriously be a miracle
mir says – reply to this

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She is really not fun to look at. Also why is she only in the 8th grade at 14 yrs old?? Isnt that wwayyy above the average age for an 8th grader????
Andrew says – reply to this

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So she had to have a show to "set the record straight"?

Why couldn't they just write a book?

Oh that's right, none of them can probably read. Tequila and rehab keeps you busy throughout most of the day.
ENYGMA says – reply to this

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Re: ay mami! – you must be physically ugly to feel so insulted when commenting about people who expose themselves in an industry where beauty IS AN important factor of their success.
perezfan! says – reply to this

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U are so RIte peRez this gurl looks freaking 40 already!!!!
ImSoGreat! says – reply to this

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do we really need another lohan?? the first one was such a success! hehehehehe……..yes that was sarcasm!
:)
Lindsay says – reply to this

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I think Dina knocked the poor girls teeth out already and those are dentures…. Just sayin!
jennabell says – reply to this

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she looks like a mix between an old lady and a talking skull… gross and creepy
SONYA says – reply to this

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Re: PEPPERPOT –

I'll be the first one to sing that petition.. Totally agree..!!!
SONYA :) says – reply to this

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Re: SONYA –

SIGN….*:)*
Nobama says – reply to this

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Letterman must be desperate for guests if he's letting on no names like Heidi Montag and Ali Lohan.
Jolietta says – reply to this

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OMG if i hear YEAH one more time…… *lol*
she look way older than she is, but she's pretty tho
Jessica says – reply to this

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So funny that he called her Lindsay!
Pat says – reply to this

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You know he called her Lindsay on purpose, just to mess with her. She probably thought he really mistook her for Lindsay
drivingmissdaisy says – reply to this

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OUIT BEING HATERS…… YOU KNOW IF YOU COULD BE ON TV YOU WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE…SHE LOOKS GOOD
VANESSA says – reply to this

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SO FIRST OF ALL !! SHE LOOK LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD FROM FAR WAY!!! BUT WHEN UP CLOSE, WHATS WITH THE BLUE CONTACTSS!!!
David says – reply to this

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Wow…and then they wonder why guys goof up by accident and date these girls. At some point they chime in uhhh I lied I'm actually 14 dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn. As for Ali…she's got this weird thing going on with her left eye, the right moves, but the left one is slower. I think if she got herself amancipated by her mom, and did a 2 season of her reality show based on her family is crazy, It'd redeem her.
suggit says – reply to this

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She needs a nose job and lip injections…..and that's saying a lot since I don't think surgery is necessary for most people. She's fug and creepy.
exBFF says – reply to this

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don't do it P. don't give the lohan fame whores the publicity they so desperately crave. ignore them. make them go away.
sm says – reply to this

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yes she looks like an AARP card toting senior, but someone please tell me WHY she's creepy? For those saying she isn't well spoken, she is 14!!! How many of you were articulate at that age? You were probably the same people who bitched about the Dawson's Creek kids being too eloquent for their age. FYI: all of those "kids" except Michelle Williams looked hella old for their age too
Kalia says – reply to this

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She is only 14 perez, what were you doing at that age?? She appeared to be much older with all the makeup, but other than that…I didn't find her creepy. She is right though with all the drama of 13-14 year old girls. My daughter is 13 and while she avoids all that, I know talking with other moms–its awful. My daughter acts a lot older too…and she just doesn't like all the cat fights and dramatics that girls are all about nowadays. I feel bad for Ali…she is trying hard to be famous and seems like her mom is being a tad too zealous on her behalf. Leave the girl alone, perez. She is going to have a hard enough time trying to make it in the buisness.
IF YOU ONLY KNEW says – reply to this

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Re: TrishDish –

GLAMOROUS LIFE? IN SHOWBIZ? AT 14 YEARS OLD?

You have not idea dear…..
bg says – reply to this

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Is she 50? is that Angie Harmon? LOL

what a loser…why she growing up so fast!
whatever says – reply to this

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i'm disgusted. SHe's haaaaaaaaynous. And did anyone count how many times she emphasized ”we're a normal family. we're a normal family. we're a normal family"
JR says – reply to this

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She's just a kid. Give her a break. Clearly her mother is at fault. What the hell is O.O. thinking lettering her wear that much makeup? She also appears to have hair extensions and vaneers on her teeth. What's next, a boob job for a child? Her mother is a piece of work. What a shame.
jessi says – reply to this

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just let her be a whore like lindsay!!! then shell get fame, stupd teenie popper!
tunaskroodle says – reply to this

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she's just a kid. give her a break. a-holes.
tonya says – reply to this

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wow im 61 and she looks and sounds older than me
Giggles says – reply to this

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I think she's hot and will be gorgeous when she matures. I would so like to do her in 4 years but by then, she'll probably be a bit worn out.
Winter says – reply to this

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Re: TrishDish –

You sound like a real dummy TrishDish. What's wrong with wanting fame and fortune is that it's shallow and doesn't really offer happiness. It's people like you who look at these celebs idolizing them and making them super human in your mind that is the problem. You say "if she chooses to live a crazy life, its her business" yeah it's your business until your ass gets behind the wheel of a car and kills someone, it your business until you have half of America being fed fist fulls of your bullshit life everyday with no escape, it's "your business" until little girls (like this one) are being pimped out by their parents and end up fucked up, with 3 trips to rehab. It's "your business" until someone dies because of it. So "TrishDish" there is "something wrong" with all of this when it effects people negatively.
m&m says – reply to this

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Leave her alone people! she is quite an engaging young lady…and much smarter than any of you! Jealous much?
Carl says – reply to this

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she is so boooooring! did anyone notice that she said I MEAN like 10 times.
poor girl and she will never be famous like lindsay, stop tryin!!
lori lala says – reply to this

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Well I have to say good for her for milking this for all it's worth.. She's making decent money so she's gotta be smart even though if I hear her say yeah, I mean, or so after a sentence I'm gonna barf.
She does look old. At 14 I looked sooo young and she could easily pass for 21 or older. Also I think she is prettier than Rumor. Those Willis girls are just nasty!!! LOL
Christine says – reply to this

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Like, I mean, like, I mean…. does she say anything else. What a dunce! She definately needes a tutor for some extra english lessons, like, I mean she should keep her head up high. BLEHHHH!!!! I couldn't even finish watching this garbage. She has no speaking skills. She acted like a 10 year old laughing at inappropriate moments and tripping over every other word. I'm supposed to spend my valuable time watching this loser and her stupid mom on tv???/ Uhhh, no thanks! What made me laugh the hardest is when she said what trouble she had caused on the set of Parent Trap … hmmm, I guess mom didn't think it was important to keep an eye on a 3 or 4 year old. No wonder this family is a fucking disaster!
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She's icky. That is one show I will definitely NOT watch. Can't stand her sister. Her mom is horrid. And she is icky.

I do have some advice for her though - take a speech class! "Yeah, uh, and I mean" need to be cut from your vocab! She sound dumber then you look.

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Jess says – reply to this

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She does Lindsey's facial expressions. She really does have endless expression. She might actually be a good actress. I never liked her, but I'll give her chance. Sadly, I think she might actually be cute if she DIDN'T wear all that make-up.
sara says – reply to this

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ew. long island… yeahhhh yeahhh…. yeeeah.
cloe says – reply to this

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I really can't get over some of the awful comments here. This is a FOURTEEN year old child. How would you feel if your teenage daughter was being torn apart and ridiculed like this? Grow up and stop being so hateful to children. Ali, Miley, etc do not deserve to be talked about in such a disgusting manner.

her raspy voice? Um, some women are just born with it. Grow up!
goodgodgoaway says – reply to this

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10 seconds in, I said, "why in the hell do I care", and shut it off.

America will follow in my example.

Car crash-celebs will only last so long.

Sister like sister, rinse, repeat.

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