We Were Right!
We guessed on Tuesday that Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and Cashole Warren did the quickie wedding thing cause they didn't want a bastard child.
Yup, that's the reason!
A friend of Alba's also tells People magazine that's probably why they married so suddenly!
The Don't Call Me Latina pal said, "She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in."
The source went on to say that the low-key wedding may have been a shock – but the two had been talking marriage for more than a year.
We're sure Mr. and Mrs. Casshole will have a big wedding shin dig a few months after she pops the baby out, just for those friends and fam who feel all sorts of left out.
Plus, they don't wanna miss out on their opportunity to Cash in on the wedding pics, especially Warren. He wants the $$$$$$$!
[Image via Getty Images.]
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ugh! shes such an idiot!
ugh
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i love perez!! =)
he is hooooooooooot!
first, im gay for saying first
ehh, whatever.
Stupid inbred twat will have a fucked up kid cuz she is a fucked off whore
first bitches!
lol… dont be harsh im a bastard child
ewww lisa! he is like soooo not hot.
THE SKANKIEST COUPLE OF BREEDERS IN AMERICA!
isn´t it funny? she was talking about mexican women having children just like that… and now she is doing the same.
she asked no to be called latina… and i guess she is right because she is a slut not a latina girl.
First bitch
I'M FIRST YOU MOTHER FUCKING BLACK WHORES!!!!!!!!!!
HA!
agree
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You are confirming your own comments because an "unnamed source" said that it was 'PROBABLY' the reason….
Good one…
wow..who cares
Top 15?????
They suck anyways!
1ssssssstttttt…but who cares
I'm glad Jessica doesn't like you Perez, that shows how "professional" you are. You are a bastard
Cash is hott, you must admit!
I know Cash and he doesn't need the money. He's just fine on his own.
That doesn't make sense. She can fuck before marriage, but she can't pop out the bastard child unless she's married. WTF?
I don't know- he seems pretty sincere about the way he feels for her.
But hey, don't just listen to me- i thought that Shania and her hubby would last.
Please, you know that she didn't want to "look fat and hideous like the rest of my fat DON'T-CALL-US-Mexican family" in those wedding pictures. Miss "I'm not a sex symbol" knew she couldn't C@$h in on that.
Ok, they broke up b/c he wouldn't marry her… Jessica's doing
…. and as soon as they get back together she's knocked up.
Coincidence? I think not. Poor Cash… he's miserable with the Latin Queen. HA
wat does these fukkin ppl think u fuk & get pregnant without marriage so they run & get married before the baby born so the baby can born in wedlock hey the fukkin baby never conceive in wedlock so its still not a fukkin wedlock baby he just like any other fukkin baby that there parents never get married. jessica alba. BEYONCE R 2 OF HOLLY WOOD BIGGEST WHORES, beyonce have 2 ABORTION BEFORE FAME SHE WAS 1 OF HUSTON CLEAN UP. SHE FUK ANY THING WIT A COCK
Frankly, I'm very happy with Ms. Alba and Mr. Warren. Are you the epitome of Latino imagery? You are just another effeminate wanna-be queen. Why is your apartment so stark? You cannot decorate, unlike most gays. You can only say mean things to get attention. You should think about karma, PeePee. Payback's a bitch!
She is a miserable Latino whore!
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She always looks so unhappy. Who the hell would marry her?
This Mexican bitch has No talent! This marriage won't last!
Don't get it twisted ….. he balked at getting married. It was the "non latina" who wanted this, not him.
HAHA. Jessica Warren…
Miserable slut!
Um, what is this the 1950s? When do we still call children "bastards"?….cue the cheesy soap opera music. I think that went out with "colored", "fag" and "nincomppop". Get with it.
cum guzzler said the farheaded gossip gay
duh Alix…
that's what i was saying…
mr. twisted.
Nothing wrong with that!! Perez get a life and leave the girl alone. It is so obvious you are obsessed with her….geeze!
Good point - I'm sure Cash is in it for the cash.
Get over yourself mario.
You need Jessica WAY MORE than she needs you.
AGAIN you're using the same damn picture of those two that you used yesterday. How boring, Perez!!!! Make an effort, will you. Your site is starting to suck. I may talk about the same topic on my site more than once, but I sure as hell wouldn't use the same picture over and over and over and over again! Geez!!
Um duh. Everyone knew that. That's the reason they were engaged in the first place. It isn't a coincidence that they went from broken up (because he didn't even want to marry her) to her being pregnant and them being engaged. They didn't suddenly fall in love with each other and decided that they wanted to get married. Geez Perez.
does anyone still care about the most overrated woman in the world?? she's sooo average, so completely talentless, so pathetic, and now has turned into a disgusting ugly fat whale after getting intentionally pregnant to get her boyfriend to marry her after he had dumped her and she had contracted herpes.
SPEAKING OF BASTARDS! PEREZ YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG FOR WRITING THAT I HOPE YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME IS ALMOST UP YOU USED TO BE SO DESERVING NOW YOU ARE A POMPOUS ASSHOLE! YOUR MOM MUST BE ASHAMED DEEP DOWN
I think Perez Hilton really wants Jessica. Maybe she is the only women he will go straight for and have her babies lol (get it).
You're just jealous Perez!
People have called me "Cass-hole" before–
IF THE KID IS CONCEIVED WITHOUT THEM BEING MARRIED IT IS A BASTARD AND SHE IS A BITCH AND HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER. GETTING MARRIED AFTER CONCEPTION DOESNT COUNT, THE KID IS STILL A BASTARD. SHE IS A TYPICAL LOW CLASS MEXICAN SKANK AND EVEN THOUGH SHE TRIES TO HIDE IT THAT IS WHAT SHE IS, A SCUMMY SPIC BITCH WITH A BASTARD CHILD.
UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOME MONEY FROM HER WEDDING PHOTOS? I DON'T THINK SO. CASH IS JUST WAITING FOR HIS PAYDAY ON THAT.
"I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please."
Shut the f*ck up already, you idiot.
Since when does it take a year to plan a wedding at City Hall? These people are lame… she is going to stay fat!
A bastard is a bastard
whether the parents are married or not.
Why do people think getting married will make their kid 'magically' better?
THis kid is doomed
Re: THE KID IS STILL A BASTARD AND SHES A BITCH – yes i agree, her kid is a bastard and she is a bitch. god i wish these mexicans would go back to mexico!!!
she is one retarded mexican slut. ill give that "marriage" 6 months before he cheats with a white chick and 1 year before they are in divorce court and 18 months before she has a mental breakdown from losing half of all shes earning to him . ha ha ha unfortunately the joke is on society because we have to deal with all the little bastard spics infesting our communities
I have no idea what you said, was to busy staring at her tits
WHY DO YOU CRITICIZE HERSO MMUCH . YOU DON'T HER.
OR HOW IT FEEL TO GRW UP IN LA. WERE THEY MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAME OF YOUR LATIN BACKGROUND.STOP IT!!!
the kid will still be a bastard, it was concieved when they werent married…!! stupid bitch she shits me all she does is complain..!!
HE HAS CHEATER FACE
there was a post about the happy couple on www.weddingwire.com, in their community section
I'm so glad to see that celebs are so worried aobut getting Millions of $ for their impromptu weddings when there ae people who don't even make enough an hour to pay for a frickin' gallon of gas…I'm just saying!
Bitch should be cleaning the rooms at the Beverly Hills Hotel, not being "celebrated" there for being the nasty two-bagger whore she is. She's gone from Jessica "I'm Not Latina" Alba to Jessica "I'm Not Latina but for some damn reason my Bastard Baby Sure is Dark" Alba Warren!
Re: I SAID ITS TRUE BUTTHEAD – At least he knows who his dad is, unlike you and this COCO-SLUT!
Sorry to burst their bubble, but any child conceived out of wedlock still bears that taint. That's not my opinion, that's mainline Christianity.
The same goes for Madonna, et alia.
People who really want to get married don't talk it to death. They decide to marry, announce their decision to family and friends, pick a date and do the deed. Marrying because you're having a kid isn't a REAL reason for a lasting marriage. Oh, forgot, no one expects this marriage to last past the kids' first birthday. Hell you got pregnant without benefit of marriage vows. Why get all traditional on us now?
i hate when stupid bitches get married while they are pregnant so it wont seem like the baby was born out of wedlock.ur dumb asses already fucked up by getting pregnant before getting married so whats worse now?
I'd rather see wedding pics of her asshole. Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome tits.
you people are bitches.. if she was white you wouldn't be calling her baby a bastard….. im an arab and proud i dont know why she would not want to admit shes a latina and rasicst white fucks can go suck perez gay dick
you land stealers
"But her traditional side must have really kicked in."
Yeah, her one generation away from a banana republic side.
Perez comes from Miami, the only city in the USA where it is in-your-face, we hate America, 110% OK to be Latino. What he does not understand is that it does NOT translate to the rest of the US. You guys shit where you eat, man. No wonder Jessica Alba does not want to be Latino identified.
First off Cash Warren is not a kfed. He doesnt need her money. He comes from a very good upbringing. He went to Yale university. so stop with the insults. Perez its a little tired that you keep dissing Jesica Alba. Have some class. She has done nothing but ignore you. Just because she doesn't fake smile and she hates paparazzi. She seems to love her family and she is trying to do the best. At least she is not all cracked out taking pills and drugs. She is more of a role model than your idol Paris. Give her a break. What have you done to help others???? Why not try saying something polite about her. I will not be viewing your site until you do. Keep it up one day the crows are coming home to roost. When they do who will you call on?
dayum….her man is ugly!
So she's only half as slutty as she looks. Its still a bastard.
"She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in."
UMM her traditional side should have WAITED to have unprotected sex until she was MARRIED FIRST!!!!
What an idiot!
For the baby's sake it's good they got married. Our society is trashy enough without having to support more unmarried sluts and their kids. When are people going to learn that we don't owe it to them to work forever so they can lives off of our taxes.
Leave Alba alone, you people love to dish up on celebrities because you're bored with your own miserable lives.
ALL YOU PEOPLE FROM U.S.A. ARE HATTERS!!!!!
ALL YOU PEOPLE FROM U.S.A. ARE HATTERS!!!!!
YOU HATE EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T FIT IN THE STEREOTYPE THAT YOU MAKE!!!!!
ALL YOU PEOPLE FROM U.S.A. ARE HATTERS!!!!!
didn't they break up for awhile last spring/summer? supposedly because she wanted to get married and he didn't, that's the word, so here's what's up i figured it out, he DIDN"T want to get married, so what's a girl to do-GET pregnant, and then he'll marry her! coneiving , guess she got what she wanted at least for now!!!!!! sorry but i don't want a man to marry me because i'm pregnant, i want him to marry/be with me because he WANTS to no strings attached!!!!!!! i've got that thankfully , and if i didn't i sure wouldn't do that, it's just all a LIL" fishy to me!!!! what do you guys think????
Please, I said that when the story was first published here.
I said, no self-respecting Latina would have a baby out of wedlock.
She can't stand that guy, but he's her bitch now.
Poor, dumb bastard.
Cash Warren is fucking hottttt….damn she's a lucky girl…
Perez, How dare you get down on people for selling photos… you degrade others and sell your soul for money - you jerk. Furthermore, at least they DID THE RIGHT THING and got married, which is more than I can say for most celebs and non-celebs who give birth to bastard children.
Apparently her traditional side thinks its ok to do the nasty and not use a condom before getting married. Congrats on the marriage. They will be single again in less than 2 years.
I WISH THEM LUCK AND HOPE THEY FIND PEACE!
wow….perez the people who are on your website are horrible…..how can these useres say anything about these people that they dont even know….they make me sick to my stomach to have so much anger toward such another human being
HER TRADITIONAL SIDE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER TO HAVE PREMARITAL SEX IN THAT CASE
DONT THESE STUPID PEOPLE GET IT, HAVING A BASTARD KID MEANS GETTING PREGNANT BEFORE MARRIAGE NOT POPPING OUT THE BABY BEFORE A WEDDING CEREMONY
goshh i'd never marry a guy hu a while ago didnt wana marry me, shes pretty stupid. thers tonnes of guys out ther hu'd wanna b with her, (oviusly 4 her looks only….) she shudnt hav settled dwn so soon,bt im sure that woz the plan wen she 'accidently' gt pregnant with his baby…
i just love perez !!!!! your genius !!
ummm…. is it just me or do they look really unhappy? They honestly don't look like two ppl in love at ALL!
Perez, I am don't know why you are always so down on her… let that sh*t go dude! You have said and done things that make absolutely no sense in your life, so move on… it is irritating. I agree with above post… are u the representative for Latino males? Are they all closet queens? Would they all be proud of who you are? Or, perhaps it is that you said she didn't want a 'bastard' child… are all Latinas who have babies out of wedlock having bastards? By the way, who's YOUR daddy? You suck for that statement…!
Re: fuk – I just have to say…you are as retarded as they come. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deberia agradecer ser latina,si no no tendria ese cuerpazo y seria una gorda culo plano con celulitis como todas las yankees
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#48 - she's a fat ugly insanely overrated STD'ed herpes infected talentless moron says – reply to this does anyone still care about the most overrated woman in the world?? she's sooo average, so completely talentless, so pathetic,
Seriously…how many ignorant things can one person squeeze into a comment? Fat? Ugly? Overrated? You only dream to have a portion of any of these talents she possesses.
I LOVE how all these people get married once they're pregnant because of "their religion." HA.
When will people understand if you conceive a baby out of wedlock, hello you conceived a baby out of wedlock = bastard child. Getting married after the fact does not change the fact that you still have a bastard child. sorry I didn't make the rules but those are the logical facts people!!!!
I love Jessica. I think she is beautiful and talented. She needs to be in more projects. She is the next goddess of Hollywood.
I cant stand her. She swears she is ALL that but wants everyoine to leave her alonewhen she s out in public. She is trash, and I will NEVER pay to see anything she is in. Her attitude sucks! She refuses to sign autographs when out in public but "oh, some see my new movie". Yeah right, go have ur bastard child and just GO AWAY!
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is a bastard child. Born from the loins of that home wrecker, Angelina and adulterer, Brad. Don't forget to mention that next time you write about her. SHILOH IS A BASTARD!!!