We Were Right!
We guessed on Tuesday that Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and Cashole Warren did the quickie wedding thing cause they didn't want a bastard child.
Yup, that's the reason!
A friend of Alba's also tells People magazine that's probably why they married so suddenly!
The Don't Call Me Latina pal said, "She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in."
The source went on to say that the low-key wedding may have been a shock – but the two had been talking marriage for more than a year.
We're sure Mr. and Mrs. Casshole will have a big wedding shin dig a few months after she pops the baby out, just for those friends and fam who feel all sorts of left out.
Plus, they don't wanna miss out on their opportunity to Cash in on the wedding pics, especially Warren. He wants the $$$$$$$!
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I lived in Pomona for years, and let me tell you, just about anyone that went to school with Alba (my younger sister included)all HATED HER!!! She thought she was to hot to be bothered with people. Not nice girl at all. A few years back, I was at a video store runned by college kids and they were talking to themselves about how much they hated her in school.
Are you a complete and fkin moron? a "friend" of Jessica's says it's "probably" the reason why? how the hell is that reliable you fat pig.
es mas mexicana que un nopal……
pinche rascistaaa y morenaaaa
es mas ella y su novio parecen mas mexicanos que un nopal….
Re: Jersey –
You sound like the typical repuke uptight bitch that cant get a man to fuck her, let alone be chill enough to do the act like it should be: with passion. go back to your hole hag.