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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________. Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
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he doesn't have a dick in his ass?
…because he's in a gay bar obviously!!
he can't bust a move
HE IS STILL HOTTER THAN PEREZ WILL EVERRR BE!!
And Perez is seriously jealous.
the papzz…………………..
He is upset because someone leaked the fact that he likes to get his dick sucked by men. No joke.
he lost his douche bag.
first
because there are no ladies in the bar
… because im first!!! and david archuleta lost!!!
he's already a has-been, and quite a young one at that.
And he totally wanted to eat it!
He's a douche?
hes a douche bag!
he just realized his 15 minutes of fame is up?
Because he's not shagging Eva any more, of course
he's ugly?
was caught at a gay bar…
He wants Jesse McCartney
dude in the white shirt turned him down
he keeps getting knocked the f*ck out!!!!!!!!
he is a douchebag
…he doesn't have two turntables and a microphone.
HE'S UPSET BECAUSE HE GOT CAUGHT IN A GAY CLUB..
because he knows that his douchie mug will end up on this crappy website!
because…..he's a cunt?
only one of the paparazzi he phoned actually showed up.
…he doesn't know karate.
hes fugly
1st?2nd?3d?
he can't believe it's not butter!
he was informed that he looks like a brody jenner wannabe
He is about to get his ass kicked again
he is GAY!
he is a desperate housewife!!
his career died before it's even started?
Cause he cant get a job and the watch is a Timex!
because Perez whipped out his enormous shlong??
because his career died before its even started?
first
cuz he's ah lozer hasbeen!!
y'll are all up in his face, geez, give him some breathing space.
because he's a douche.
Because he just realized he's a big DOUCHE!!!
he saw your ass
because he has finally realised how big of a douche bag he is…HA!
Perez's clothes at Hot Topic are cooler than his shit from Wal Mart!
Bitch stole my fish
He was photographed at a gay bar.
first! loser!!
CuZ hE kNoWs HeS gAy.
He's a dumbass who needs intense anger management and who will reap what he sews soon enough…
because its over!
he's a douche
he's a tool.
what does he have to be upset about, he's gorgous and he used to make out with Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives..
He was not chosen for voice over in Kung Fu Panda….
his fav hot spot was found out….the gay bar
He's a desperste has-been and the bitches he hangs with have hail damage?
his white hands dont match his orange face?
the biggest goof ever…
he is totally in a gay bar
he's the biggest douche at the bar
okay so he is a douche bag!! thats why hes probably upset!! BUT he is still really really HOT!!!
Britney Spears was hitting on him.
his fake tan was 10 shades too dark
…because he just realized he's a fucking douche bag, and the only reason anyone ever talks about him is because he keeps getting his dumbass knocked out?
I think that was him trying to bust a "move"..lol
He just shat out a Perez Jr. in his shorts!
David Cook!
he forgot his makeup bag, and couldn't touch up before the pic. LOL!!
because he's a has-been.
He's just been punked.
Who is Jesse Metcalfe?
he's relizing he should have just stuck with daytime TV
because he knew this would end up on perez and his whole little gay bar outing would be outed
I heard from a waitress I was friends with who served him a couple times that he's an AWFUL TIPPER. his friends are good tippers, though.
shame on you, you heartless cheap bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His chi got out of wack…
He finally got his pic snapped at Rage in WeHo!
ami me molesta ue no den la respuesta verdadera. para que estan que esto que lo otro que nos digan que pedo y ya.
saludos desde monterrey mexico
PEREZ HILTON IS APPROACHING HIM AND THREATENING TO SUCK HIS DICK!
YUCK!
PEREZ HILTON IS THE UGLIEST GAY EVER!!!!!!!!!
because someone took his marijuana.
He is SOOO busted in a gay bar! Its ok jesse mancalfe, we already knew, stop being so ricockulous!
Cause he just realised he's a friggin douche?
hes broke !!!!
ahahahha
his eyebrows were tweezed too thin!
because I dont know who he is
he realize he got herpes from making out with aubrey o'day
because he was busted in a gay bar! Check out the pose on the dude behind him, and no chicks in sight…….HMMMMM……………..!
He is really shitty at karate….
everybody was kung fu fighting