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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.



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  1. tim says – reply to this
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    he doesn't have a dick in his ass?

  2. Chrissy says – reply to this
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    …because he's in a gay bar obviously!!

  3. shardy says – reply to this
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    he can't bust a move

  4. j says – reply to this
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    HE IS STILL HOTTER THAN PEREZ WILL EVERRR BE!!
    And Perez is seriously jealous.

  5. :) second!! says – reply to this
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    the papzz………………….. :)

  6. Frankie says – reply to this
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    He is upset because someone leaked the fact that he likes to get his dick sucked by men. No joke.

  7. huls says – reply to this
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    he lost his douche bag.

  8. cmac says – reply to this
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    first
    because there are no ladies in the bar

  9. jjjjjjjj says – reply to this
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    … because im first!!! and david archuleta lost!!!

  10. KMM says – reply to this
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    he's already a has-been, and quite a young one at that.

  11. CUM IS RUNNING OUT OF HIS ASS says – reply to this
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    And he totally wanted to eat it!

  12. Jonathan says – reply to this
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    He's a douche?

  13. moe says – reply to this
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    hes a douche bag!

  14. Hailey says – reply to this
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    he just realized his 15 minutes of fame is up?

  15. Sarah says – reply to this
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    Because he's not shagging Eva any more, of course

  16. josefine says – reply to this
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    he's ugly?

  17. J says – reply to this
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    was caught at a gay bar…

  18. JGrigs says – reply to this
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    He wants Jesse McCartney

  19. leelee says – reply to this
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    dude in the white shirt turned him down

  20. ssssssss says – reply to this
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    he keeps getting knocked the f*ck out!!!!!!!!

  21. susan richards says – reply to this
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    he is a douchebag

  22. Yankee says – reply to this
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    …he doesn't have two turntables and a microphone.

  23. VAN HALEN ROCKS says – reply to this
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    HE'S UPSET BECAUSE HE GOT CAUGHT IN A GAY CLUB..

  24. Chad says – reply to this
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    because he knows that his douchie mug will end up on this crappy website!

  25. g0_f1sh says – reply to this
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    because…..he's a cunt?

  26. jane says – reply to this
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    only one of the paparazzi he phoned actually showed up.

  27. Yankee says – reply to this
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    …he doesn't know karate.

  28. Sidnee says – reply to this
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    hes fugly

  29. Charles says – reply to this
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    1st?2nd?3d?

  30. kennydra says – reply to this
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    he can't believe it's not butter!

  31. jessica says – reply to this
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    he was informed that he looks like a brody jenner wannabe

  32. carmen says – reply to this
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    He is about to get his ass kicked again

  33. Big Tuna says – reply to this
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    he is GAY!

  34. Kim says – reply to this
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    he is a desperate housewife!!

  35. Rikki says – reply to this
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    his career died before it's even started?

  36. steve says – reply to this
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    Cause he cant get a job and the watch is a Timex!

  37. Pamela says – reply to this
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    because Perez whipped out his enormous shlong??

  38. Rikki says – reply to this
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    because his career died before its even started?

  39. c murda says – reply to this
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    first

  40. sadizzle says – reply to this
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    cuz he's ah lozer hasbeen!!

  41. aisha says – reply to this
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    y'll are all up in his face, geez, give him some breathing space.

  42. Lain says – reply to this
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    because he's a douche.

  43. C-line says – reply to this
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    Because he just realized he's a big DOUCHE!!!

  44. Lick says – reply to this
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    he saw your ass

  45. cindylou says – reply to this
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    because he has finally realised how big of a douche bag he is…HA!

  46. Birdie says – reply to this
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    Perez's clothes at Hot Topic are cooler than his shit from Wal Mart!

  47. Bob says – reply to this
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    Bitch stole my fish

  48. Deo says – reply to this
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    He was photographed at a gay bar.

  49. elicit says – reply to this
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    first! loser!!

  50. meg says – reply to this
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    CuZ hE kNoWs HeS gAy.

  51. Starla says – reply to this
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    He's a dumbass who needs intense anger management and who will reap what he sews soon enough…

  52. Samantha says – reply to this
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    because its over!

  53. miss anna says – reply to this
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    he's a douche

  54. woot says – reply to this
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    he's a tool.

  55. Jon says – reply to this
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    what does he have to be upset about, he's gorgous and he used to make out with Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives..

  56. Leslie says – reply to this
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    He was not chosen for voice over in Kung Fu Panda….

  57. robin says – reply to this
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    his fav hot spot was found out….the gay bar

  58. WOOOOT!!! says – reply to this
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    He's a desperste has-been and the bitches he hangs with have hail damage?

  59. hay says – reply to this
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    his white hands dont match his orange face?

  60. agent smith says – reply to this
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    the biggest goof ever…

  61. Ryan says – reply to this
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    he is totally in a gay bar

  62. Chris says – reply to this
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    he's the biggest douche at the bar

  63. Yvonne says – reply to this
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    okay so he is a douche bag!! thats why hes probably upset!! BUT he is still really really HOT!!!

  64. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this
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    Britney Spears was hitting on him.

  65. wez says – reply to this
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    his fake tan was 10 shades too dark

  66. MissMandyy says – reply to this
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    …because he just realized he's a fucking douche bag, and the only reason anyone ever talks about him is because he keeps getting his dumbass knocked out?

  67. christy says – reply to this
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    I think that was him trying to bust a "move"..lol

  68. smitty says – reply to this
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    He just shat out a Perez Jr. in his shorts!

  69. jesse says – reply to this
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    David Cook!

  70. Alis says – reply to this
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    he forgot his makeup bag, and couldn't touch up before the pic. LOL!!

  71. tab says – reply to this
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    because he's a has-been.

  72. Maria says – reply to this
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    He's just been punked.

  73. clara clamp says – reply to this
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    Who is Jesse Metcalfe?

  74. nikki says – reply to this
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    he's relizing he should have just stuck with daytime TV

  75. kelley says – reply to this
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    because he knew this would end up on perez and his whole little gay bar outing would be outed

  76. fraulein_steve says – reply to this
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    I heard from a waitress I was friends with who served him a couple times that he's an AWFUL TIPPER. his friends are good tippers, though.

    shame on you, you heartless cheap bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. BUMBLY says – reply to this
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    His chi got out of wack…

  78. senrabm says – reply to this
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    He finally got his pic snapped at Rage in WeHo!

  79. mexicano says – reply to this
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    ami me molesta ue no den la respuesta verdadera. para que estan que esto que lo otro que nos digan que pedo y ya.

    saludos desde monterrey mexico

  80. PEREZ HILTON IS COMING... says – reply to this
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    PEREZ HILTON IS APPROACHING HIM AND THREATENING TO SUCK HIS DICK!

    YUCK!

    PEREZ HILTON IS THE UGLIEST GAY EVER!!!!!!!!!

  81. Beeheheh says – reply to this
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    because someone took his marijuana.

  82. sarah says – reply to this
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    He is SOOO busted in a gay bar! Its ok jesse mancalfe, we already knew, stop being so ricockulous!

  83. Gossipguyxoxo says – reply to this
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    Cause he just realised he's a friggin douche?

  84. Graciella says – reply to this
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    hes broke !!!!

    ahahahha

  85. Banana says – reply to this
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    his eyebrows were tweezed too thin!

  86. chelsea says – reply to this
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    because I dont know who he is

  87. lauren says – reply to this
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    he realize he got herpes from making out with aubrey o'day

  88. celeb junky says – reply to this
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    because he was busted in a gay bar! Check out the pose on the dude behind him, and no chicks in sight…….HMMMMM……………..!

  89. shawn says – reply to this
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    He is really shitty at karate….

  90. Christyn says – reply to this
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    everybody was kung fu fighting

  91. cmike says – reply to this