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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this »

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tim says – reply to this

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he doesn't have a dick in his ass?
Chrissy says – reply to this

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…because he's in a gay bar obviously!!
shardy says – reply to this

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he can't bust a move
j says – reply to this

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HE IS STILL HOTTER THAN PEREZ WILL EVERRR BE!!
And Perez is seriously jealous.
:) second!! says – reply to this

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the papzz…………………..
Frankie says – reply to this

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He is upset because someone leaked the fact that he likes to get his dick sucked by men. No joke.
huls says – reply to this

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he lost his douche bag.
cmac says – reply to this

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first
because there are no ladies in the bar
jjjjjjjj says – reply to this

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… because im first!!! and david archuleta lost!!!
KMM says – reply to this

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he's already a has-been, and quite a young one at that.
CUM IS RUNNING OUT OF HIS ASS says – reply to this

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And he totally wanted to eat it!
Jonathan says – reply to this

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He's a douche?
moe says – reply to this

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hes a douche bag!
Hailey says – reply to this

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he just realized his 15 minutes of fame is up?
Sarah says – reply to this

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Because he's not shagging Eva any more, of course
josefine says – reply to this

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he's ugly?
J says – reply to this

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was caught at a gay bar…
JGrigs says – reply to this

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He wants Jesse McCartney
leelee says – reply to this

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dude in the white shirt turned him down
ssssssss says – reply to this

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he keeps getting knocked the f*ck out!!!!!!!!
susan richards says – reply to this

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he is a douchebag
Yankee says – reply to this

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…he doesn't have two turntables and a microphone.
VAN HALEN ROCKS says – reply to this

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HE'S UPSET BECAUSE HE GOT CAUGHT IN A GAY CLUB..
Chad says – reply to this

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because he knows that his douchie mug will end up on this crappy website!
g0_f1sh says – reply to this

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because…..he's a cunt?
jane says – reply to this

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only one of the paparazzi he phoned actually showed up.
Yankee says – reply to this

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…he doesn't know karate.
Sidnee says – reply to this

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hes fugly
Charles says – reply to this

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1st?2nd?3d?
kennydra says – reply to this

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he can't believe it's not butter!
jessica says – reply to this

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he was informed that he looks like a brody jenner wannabe
carmen says – reply to this

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He is about to get his ass kicked again
Big Tuna says – reply to this

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he is GAY!
Kim says – reply to this

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he is a desperate housewife!!
Rikki says – reply to this

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his career died before it's even started?
steve says – reply to this

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Cause he cant get a job and the watch is a Timex!
Pamela says – reply to this

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because Perez whipped out his enormous shlong??
Rikki says – reply to this

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because his career died before its even started?
c murda says – reply to this

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first
sadizzle says – reply to this

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cuz he's ah lozer hasbeen!!
aisha says – reply to this

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y'll are all up in his face, geez, give him some breathing space.
Lain says – reply to this

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because he's a douche.
C-line says – reply to this

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Because he just realized he's a big DOUCHE!!!
Lick says – reply to this

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he saw your ass
cindylou says – reply to this

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because he has finally realised how big of a douche bag he is…HA!
Birdie says – reply to this

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Perez's clothes at Hot Topic are cooler than his shit from Wal Mart!
Bob says – reply to this

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Bitch stole my fish
Deo says – reply to this

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He was photographed at a gay bar.
elicit says – reply to this

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first! loser!!
meg says – reply to this

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CuZ hE kNoWs HeS gAy.
Starla says – reply to this

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He's a dumbass who needs intense anger management and who will reap what he sews soon enough…
Samantha says – reply to this

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because its over!
miss anna says – reply to this

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he's a douche
woot says – reply to this

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he's a tool.
Jon says – reply to this

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what does he have to be upset about, he's gorgous and he used to make out with Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives..
Leslie says – reply to this

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He was not chosen for voice over in Kung Fu Panda….
robin says – reply to this

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his fav hot spot was found out….the gay bar
WOOOOT!!! says – reply to this

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He's a desperste has-been and the bitches he hangs with have hail damage?
hay says – reply to this

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his white hands dont match his orange face?
agent smith says – reply to this

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the biggest goof ever…
Ryan says – reply to this

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he is totally in a gay bar
Chris says – reply to this

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he's the biggest douche at the bar
Yvonne says – reply to this

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okay so he is a douche bag!! thats why hes probably upset!! BUT he is still really really HOT!!!
Ooba Gooba says – reply to this

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Britney Spears was hitting on him.
wez says – reply to this

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his fake tan was 10 shades too dark
MissMandyy says – reply to this

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…because he just realized he's a fucking douche bag, and the only reason anyone ever talks about him is because he keeps getting his dumbass knocked out?
christy says – reply to this

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I think that was him trying to bust a "move"..lol
smitty says – reply to this

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He just shat out a Perez Jr. in his shorts!
jesse says – reply to this

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David Cook!
Alis says – reply to this

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he forgot his makeup bag, and couldn't touch up before the pic. LOL!!
tab says – reply to this

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because he's a has-been.
Maria says – reply to this

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He's just been punked.
clara clamp says – reply to this

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Who is Jesse Metcalfe?
nikki says – reply to this

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he's relizing he should have just stuck with daytime TV
kelley says – reply to this

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because he knew this would end up on perez and his whole little gay bar outing would be outed
fraulein_steve says – reply to this

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I heard from a waitress I was friends with who served him a couple times that he's an AWFUL TIPPER. his friends are good tippers, though.

shame on you, you heartless cheap bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUMBLY says – reply to this

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His chi got out of wack…
senrabm says – reply to this

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He finally got his pic snapped at Rage in WeHo!
mexicano says – reply to this

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ami me molesta ue no den la respuesta verdadera. para que estan que esto que lo otro que nos digan que pedo y ya.

saludos desde monterrey mexico
PEREZ HILTON IS COMING... says – reply to this

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PEREZ HILTON IS APPROACHING HIM AND THREATENING TO SUCK HIS DICK!

YUCK!

PEREZ HILTON IS THE UGLIEST GAY EVER!!!!!!!!!
Beeheheh says – reply to this

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because someone took his marijuana.
sarah says – reply to this

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He is SOOO busted in a gay bar! Its ok jesse mancalfe, we already knew, stop being so ricockulous!
Gossipguyxoxo says – reply to this

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Cause he just realised he's a friggin douche?
Graciella says – reply to this

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hes broke !!!!

ahahahha
Banana says – reply to this

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his eyebrows were tweezed too thin!
chelsea says – reply to this

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because I dont know who he is
lauren says – reply to this

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he realize he got herpes from making out with aubrey o'day
celeb junky says – reply to this

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because he was busted in a gay bar! Check out the pose on the dude behind him, and no chicks in sight…….HMMMMM……………..!
shawn says – reply to this

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He is really shitty at karate….
Christyn says – reply to this

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everybody was kung fu fighting
cmike says – reply to this

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because, even though the california supreme court has ruled that he can marry the man of his choice, no man will have him.
Banana says – reply to this

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Re: Yvonne –
I passed by him once in Huntington Beach and yes, he is very VERY hot!
Fred says – reply to this

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He's found a bigger douche bag to karate chop
samhall says – reply to this

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Because on Tuesday, in LA, at Barney's private sale. His mother, whom he was shopping with, (in order to show a "nicer side" to the papz, after last weekends brawl in SD) wouldn't let him spend his money??………..
Colt says – reply to this

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he just lost out on a role in the latest Karate Kid movie =\
phatboi says – reply to this

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He just found out his watch is a knock off
Brock says – reply to this

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1 self absorbed attention sucking asshole CELBRITY
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john says – reply to this

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he has a yeast infuction!!!!!!
Lucie K. says – reply to this

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…HE IS CONSTIPATED.
Elizabeth says – reply to this

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because his beer belly is starting to show!

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