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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because ____________.

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm / Email this »

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ken says – reply to this

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because he needs another BLACK EYE !
nat says – reply to this

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you caught him in a gay bar
David says – reply to this

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God im so hot
Tee says – reply to this

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…he's only got 4 minutes to save the world?!?!?!
momma says – reply to this

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paps interrupted a passionate make out session with his lover boy.
RBRYDEN says – reply to this

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He got caught grabbing the ass of the guy at the bar.
Lothar of the Hill People says – reply to this

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I'd love for this to be a photo at a gay bar, but I'm skeptical. Maybe it's a sports bar instead. The guys in the background look really scruffy and unkempt (very un-gay). Plus, there are no women in sight.

Every gay knows that the gay bars are full of chicks who hang onto their gay friends, hold their hands, and stand between their gay friend and his boyfriend.

(Straight guys, if you want to get the chicks, go to a gay bar. Tell the chicks you're gay. They'll ask you to touch them inappropriately and kiss them. You will definitely get some action. I am not kidding.)
elin says – reply to this

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that there's only one paparazzi around
Lily says – reply to this

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….everyone was cong fu fighting!
brian says – reply to this

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…nobody cares. Really.
*****Nicki the box***** says – reply to this

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THE PAPARAZZI CAUGHT HIM DOIN THE SUPERMAN…"SUPA SOAK THAT HOEEE"
renee says – reply to this

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i love when people comment and say FIRST when they're like 17th hahahah. anyway jesse metcalfe is probably upset because he's not getting enough men at what looks like the gay bar he's at?
WTF says – reply to this

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He's still so FANTASTICALLY hot!
kelsey says – reply to this

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He can't remember how to do the sprinkler.
fuckface says – reply to this

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he realized only after he put his fat cock in my ass-cunny that it was not a real vagina
Magenta says – reply to this

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"oh no my left hand's bigger than my right MY LEFT HAND'S BIGGER!!!! AHHHH!!!"
Aoife. says – reply to this

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Because the paparazzi dissed his kung fu skills
Molly says – reply to this

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he is f-in sexyyyyyyyyyy
chloe says – reply to this

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he's a total tool and has no career
mimi says – reply to this

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coz he gots some serious moobies,lol
laura says – reply to this

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whatever he is hot
Lisa says – reply to this

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he has hemroids.
Freaka Dobbler says – reply to this

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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because FAT ASS PEREZ KEEPS THREATENING HIM TO EITHER TOP HIM OR HE'LL CONTINUE TO TALK SMACK ABOUT HIM ON HIS WEBSITE!!!!!
tom says – reply to this

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Perez, what is this obsession with Jesse Metcalfe? Get over him and move on.
ronda says – reply to this

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Because he was drunk and cot caught in his favorite gay bar.
Amanda says – reply to this

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bc………..he has abnormally large nipples!
chs says – reply to this

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he was caught down in a bar in Long Beach. and we all know what was going on down in long beach this past weekend!!
steve! says – reply to this

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…he realized that with the 5 year time jump on Desperate Housewives, if he's on the show again he'll have to play someone his REAL age.
hex949 says – reply to this

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He was caught at The Abbey in WEHO
Jen says – reply to this

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He's not angry…he's about to Wang Chung.
Patrick is #1 says – reply to this

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he turned and was startled to see your fat ass with your retarded friends at a hot hollywood party, I would be shocked too. You arent exactly easy on the eyes…………..LOL LOL
Sonia says – reply to this

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he can't believe anyone would want to take a picture of his sorry ass……
Lisseth says – reply to this

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We he knows we can judo kick his ass….
jaimerz says – reply to this

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…..the papprazzi r COCKBLOCKin!
allie says – reply to this

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because i dont know who he is.
Bob says – reply to this

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Because Nadine Coyle has a better career and he is a bitter has-been!
Diana says – reply to this

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He has NO ninja skills.
STORMI says – reply to this

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Because they aren't getting his good side and he hasent been laid in 4 years :]
Heath says – reply to this

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come on…bc he is drunk!!
anne says – reply to this

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he realized that his career is OVER.
The Gory Details says – reply to this

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Re: Gary – So how was it for YOU?
angel says – reply to this

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I agree with #2 chirssy: obviously cuz he got caught in a gay bar…. not too cool asshole…. Why cant celebs keep their sex stuff secret for a few years til they make a fortune and not F*** it all up?

pretty Jesse, youre gay as gay comes… get it?
lex says – reply to this

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the photographer he called showed up 4 hours late!
Brittany says – reply to this

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He is a dirty skank that will never be in another movie as long as he is alive..
b says – reply to this

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he couldnt score 4 touchdowns in 1 game
Chris says – reply to this

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That he has been caught in a gay bar.
Josie says – reply to this

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someone caught that stupid move on camera and he figured it'd get posted on Perezhilton.com.
stondon says – reply to this

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because his career is in the crapper
NEGRA says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZ HILTON IS COMING… – WYF IF YOU THINK HES SUCH AN UGLY GAY THEN WHY ARE YOU ON HIS SIGHT STUPID!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT IF HE'S UGLY YOUR PROLLY SOME CRACKED OUT LOOKING BIG FOOT LOKKING MOTHER F**KER!!!
PRdame says – reply to this

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he's a has been
steffi says – reply to this

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he still loves nadiine his ex aww
HOMO-HATER says – reply to this

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WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT PEREZ—THAT YOUD SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS IN TWO SECONDS FOR JESS'S CAULK
Amy says – reply to this

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he wants me….
lllllllaLALAL says – reply to this

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whstev pepole hes sexy yeedeeg:D
lalalak says – reply to this

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Re: Joel – Re: Joel – wow why the hell r u on perezhilton
annie says – reply to this

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he discovered his watch was fake
Ilse says – reply to this

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he messed with his tanner;)
tasha says – reply to this

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the guy behind him in the white shirt is smokin hot!!!
Rob says – reply to this

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the guy behind him told him he wouldn't go home with him.
j-dub says – reply to this

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he just found out he really does have genetle herpes -oops! cant trust that skank brittney snow
j-play- obivously he just wanted to show off his bling-yo!
Kersplat says – reply to this

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Because the photographer was a woman.
And he really likes male photographers.
rubierto says – reply to this

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he just got knocked the fuck out!
JENNA :) says – reply to this

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because he got dumped for a chick!
BC says – reply to this

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He's not upset! That's just his new dancemove!
maria says – reply to this

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theres a women in the background so it cant be a gay bar….which means he's upset becuase noone is complimenting him on his awesome ninja moves….duhh
Martha says – reply to this

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He's Just Realised That His Career Is Going Down The Shitter?
Joel kerroy says – reply to this

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its really not my fault that i'm so bad at playing a teenager that the producers at D-H had to drop me! fuck'em…. FUCK'EM ALL!!
Brynn says – reply to this

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lindsey lohan stole his mink coat.
liskula says – reply to this

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because he is clearly in a gay bar, and his fag hag is way to ugly and far way….papanazis go…catch them all out there…
bell says – reply to this

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the football that was in his hand disappeared
Diana says – reply to this

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he should have never left the show Passions to pursue a movie career, come back to passions Miguel.
kat says – reply to this

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because hes toooo fit and tooo buff

i love him
i wish i was with him and his wifee!!!

lol

hes soooo fuckable
i would fuck him every minute…sec….milli sec!!!!!!!
faith says – reply to this

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Jesse Metcalfe is so upset because" They Caught him at the Gay bar without a stitch of makeup on! "
nico says – reply to this

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because I'm not with him right now…
meemi says – reply to this

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his tanning membership expired
j says – reply to this

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He just got caught making out with one of his jock friends.
curt says – reply to this

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perez what is your infacuation with this dude. hes young and having fun. i dont know jessie personally but i do have the priviledge of knowing his mother and uncle. his mom worked with the mentally handicapped years ago. i worked in the field and knew her and shes a special person to do that type of work. jesse uncle also works in the system and you couldnt meet a nicer guy. his family works with special needs people and were good at what they did. i worked with both of them. he comes from a good family. i know.
sam says – reply to this

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the last time he was seen, he got knocked out
amy says – reply to this

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his dumb sally ass got beat the fuck up!!!!
Amy says – reply to this

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SALLY

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