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"Man remanded after 'urine' attack
A man has been remanded in custody charged with spraying urine at two supermarkets, a pub and a book shop.

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Man remanded after 'urine' attack

A man has been remanded in custody charged with spraying urine at two supermarkets, a pub and a book shop.

Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, from Gloucester, appeared before magistrates and pleaded not guilty to four charges of contaminating products.

He was arrested on Friday after a substance, believed to be urine, was sprayed over produce at Tesco in Quedgeley and Morrisons at Abbeydale.

The case has been adjourned to 28 May for committal proceedings.

In court prosecutor Liz Thomas said two days earlier Mr Daifallah used an improvised device to shower hundreds of children's books at Waterstones in Cirencester.

He is also charged with releasing the liquid over food in the Air Balloon pub, near Cheltenham.

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Ms Thomas said the total damage came to £10,000, although the eventual bill for cleaning up the supermarkets and replacing the food would come to hundreds of thousands of pounds.

She said a "squeezy sports bottle" had been used to propel the liquid into a freezer of chips, and later over a wine rack at Tesco in Quedgeley and Morrisons in Glevum Way.

After going into the toilets at Waterstones in Cricklade Street, Cirencester, Mr Daifallah is alleged to have ruined 706 books, many of them in the children's section, with a "very smelly, brown, unpleasant substance".

Previously that day he was said to have released the liquid in the Air Balloon at Birdlip after making offensive comments to a barmaid.

Preliminary tests by Tesco have shown the fluid to be a mix of urine, faeces and domestic products, the court heard.

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    1. A says – reply to this


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      LOL!

    2. B says – reply to this


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      ROFL!

    3. C says – reply to this


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      LMAO!

    4. D says – reply to this


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      PMSL!

    5. dean gardner says – reply to this


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      Golden shower, yay!

    6. [[mar]] says – reply to this


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      ew what a sicko

    7. First? says – reply to this


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      thats gross!!!!!!!

    8. LISA IN AZ says – reply to this


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      So I'm assuming since I do not recognize any of those "cities" that this happened over seas someplace?

    9. dd says – reply to this


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      #5 ewwwwv

    10. WWWWE says – reply to this


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      SECOND!!!!!

    11. kHkbgrl says – reply to this


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      you can't pizz anywhere
      we r zo communiztzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      hill/bill..
      gold…surplus…

    12. ceecee says – reply to this


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      This is a case where you can say this man is an animal. Actually, animals are better-they don't eat and shit in the same place. why don't they put him in an animal shelter and if no one claims him in 3 days, put him down

    13. fuckface says – reply to this


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      ohhhh he can piss all over this nasty bitch. would love love to feel that warm pee spray all over my tight lil ass-cunt, makin my cock nice and stiff, fuck just piss up inside me. let me spead open my lips

    14. sam says – reply to this


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      HEYYY coool

    15. Megs says – reply to this


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      First!!!!! lol. WTF people are nuts today.

    16. dd says – reply to this


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      jdkj

    17. dfjdjd says – reply to this


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      whoa

    18. bbbb says – reply to this


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      dkjk

    19. I'll bet hiz cock smellz says – reply to this


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      like beer……………….and cock

    20. Megs says – reply to this


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      Re: fuckface – WTF again!!!! FUCKED UP SHIT!!!!!! What is wrong with you?!?! You born fuckin retarded. Get a life Douche!

    21. lengos says – reply to this


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      42nd?

    22. kit says – reply to this


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      yes we have crazy people in the United kingdom too :)

    23. dang, you're sexybitch says – reply to this


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      Re: fuckface –
      Hot this morning, ain't cha?

    24. Fresh Turd says – reply to this


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      www.freshturd.com

    25. butthole says – reply to this


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      Some 18 yr. old girl got pulled into the woods and this guy tried to make her perform a blowjob, she wouldn't, so he beat her. He tried
      to make her again, she wouldn't, he again beat her again. Finally,
      he said, "do it"..she BIT PART OF ..IT…OFF…SO, tell your kid
      if someone tries to make them suck their cock…
      tell them to bite it and run.
      this is a true story..happened in Florida last week and the girl
      got away…thank U Jesus.

    26. anthony says – reply to this


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      my sister was the one who phoned the poilce! i heard there was someone spreading shit at her tesco

    27. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      niiicccee. Sounds like a tasty pub lunch.

    28. Josie says – reply to this


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      I am so disgusted. I read that while I was eating…

    29. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      Re: kit – We're still a long way bhind america tho

    30. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      Re: kit – with their dog birthday parties and tranvestite robbers

    31. courtneysue says – reply to this


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      It's nice to know that the USA isn't the only place that harbors nutcases! Welcome to crazytown!!!

    32. erin says – reply to this


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      Haha that is so awesomely disgusting!

    33. Canadaprops. says – reply to this


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      Deport the dude. He obviously doesn't appreciate his jolly olde surroundings, but instead contaminates them for unsuspecting others. Out, out, out.

    34. Cheribell says – reply to this


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      urrrpp! I'm glad I haven't had anything to eat yet today. sick sick sick!!!

    35. Teeny says – reply to this


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      Ewww that guy is seriously disturbed. I hope nobody bought any of that stuff he did that too!

    36. KT says – reply to this


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      Re: LISA IN AZ – .. they're places in england!.. yack yack yack.
      some people are sooo sick - what is the satisfaction of doing that?!

    37. kit says – reply to this


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      Re: Charlotte – I agree with you there, charlotte!! I was actually a little surprised this wasnt from the USA!

    38. One Eyed Jack says – reply to this


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      Look at his name. Obviously some muzzie trash who has a hate streak for whitey and should never have been allowed to immigrate. You think he wouldn't have used something more lethal if he had an education or lots of money?? It's going to happen someday. It's going to be a hell of alot worse than a shit/piss bomb. Thanks to President Bush for keeping us safe since 9/11. BTW, watch the British courts give him a slap on the wrist.

    39. F says – reply to this


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      Re: LISA IN AZ –

      It's Gloucestershire in the South West of England (very near to me). So proud.

    40. Liz says – reply to this


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      Whaaaaaaat???

    41. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Oh, how nice…what a way to start one's day…reading something like this. Ha, ha. :)

    42. Dirty Dirtayyyy says – reply to this


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      Seriously, who in the fuck really takes the time to mix this concoction and then go around spraying this shit everywhere?? Get a fucking life loser!

    43. MADONNA says – reply to this


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      IS THIS REALLY CELEBRITY GOSSIP JUICE? MUST BE A SLOW YEAR PEREZ…

    44. Gary Ramey says – reply to this


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      Twisted fuck!

    45. Amy says – reply to this


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      I LIVE THERE!

    46. N says – reply to this


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      What a pig! Someone should hold him down and dump the whole lot down his throat. Maybe that would cure him of doing such disrespectful things!

    47. YAWWWWW.. says – reply to this


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      THE FUCK! negga needa drank some water. who the fack has brown pee.

    48. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Ew - what a CREEP!

    49. 777 says – reply to this


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      What a sick fuck!

    50. Mary says – reply to this


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      Ha !!!
      I live in Cheltenham !!!
      Very weeird story !!!
      Strange to see it on PerezHilton…. Best website in the world btw !!!
      M xxx

    51. Laura says – reply to this


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      I live there!
      hahaha, oh what is the world coming to?
      and how the hell did perez hear about it way way over there in the U.S??!

    52. jenn r from peterborough says – reply to this


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      what a fucker,brown pee,geuss he shoulda double bagged it with paris hilton lol

    53. ashlie says – reply to this


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      EWWW
      probably needs to be tested to see if he was drunk or high

    54. WAH WAH WAH says – reply to this


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      ew.

    55. AussieEm says – reply to this


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      Fuck face: You have a cunt and a cock?? That explains a lot…

    56. burst says – reply to this


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      IT'S BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN TO BE PISSED ON!!!!!!!!!!

    57. idmoftn8fb says – reply to this


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    58. what a disgusting shithead says – reply to this


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      Ew! Fucken put that dude away! Seriously, what seriously sick fuck.

    59. STAYOUTTABUTTS says – reply to this


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      THIS SOUNDS KINDA GAY.

    60. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Can't a man mark his territory
      without everyone getting all judgemental, sheeesh!