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"Man remanded after 'urine' attack
A man has been remanded in custody charged with spraying urine at two supermarkets, a pub and a book shop.
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Man remanded after 'urine' attack
A man has been remanded in custody charged with spraying urine at two supermarkets, a pub and a book shop.
Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, from Gloucester, appeared before magistrates and pleaded not guilty to four charges of contaminating products.
He was arrested on Friday after a substance, believed to be urine, was sprayed over produce at Tesco in Quedgeley and Morrisons at Abbeydale.
The case has been adjourned to 28 May for committal proceedings.
In court prosecutor Liz Thomas said two days earlier Mr Daifallah used an improvised device to shower hundreds of children's books at Waterstones in Cirencester.
He is also charged with releasing the liquid over food in the Air Balloon pub, near Cheltenham.
Offensive comments
Ms Thomas said the total damage came to £10,000, although the eventual bill for cleaning up the supermarkets and replacing the food would come to hundreds of thousands of pounds.
She said a "squeezy sports bottle" had been used to propel the liquid into a freezer of chips, and later over a wine rack at Tesco in Quedgeley and Morrisons in Glevum Way.
After going into the toilets at Waterstones in Cricklade Street, Cirencester, Mr Daifallah is alleged to have ruined 706 books, many of them in the children's section, with a "very smelly, brown, unpleasant substance".
Previously that day he was said to have released the liquid in the Air Balloon at Birdlip after making offensive comments to a barmaid.
Preliminary tests by Tesco have shown the fluid to be a mix of urine, faeces and domestic products, the court heard.


LOL!
ROFL!
LMAO!
PMSL!
Golden shower, yay!
ew what a sicko
thats gross!!!!!!!
So I'm assuming since I do not recognize any of those "cities" that this happened over seas someplace?
#5 ewwwwv
SECOND!!!!!
you can't pizz anywhere
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hill/bill..
gold…surplus…
This is a case where you can say this man is an animal. Actually, animals are better-they don't eat and shit in the same place. why don't they put him in an animal shelter and if no one claims him in 3 days, put him down
ohhhh he can piss all over this nasty bitch. would love love to feel that warm pee spray all over my tight lil ass-cunt, makin my cock nice and stiff, fuck just piss up inside me. let me spead open my lips
HEYYY coool
First!!!!! lol. WTF people are nuts today.
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like beer……………….and cock
Re: fuckface – WTF again!!!! FUCKED UP SHIT!!!!!! What is wrong with you?!?! You born fuckin retarded. Get a life Douche!
42nd?
yes we have crazy people in the United kingdom too
Re: fuckface –
Hot this morning, ain't cha?
www.freshturd.com
Some 18 yr. old girl got pulled into the woods and this guy tried to make her perform a blowjob, she wouldn't, so he beat her. He tried
to make her again, she wouldn't, he again beat her again. Finally,
he said, "do it"..she BIT PART OF ..IT…OFF…SO, tell your kid
if someone tries to make them suck their cock…
tell them to bite it and run.
this is a true story..happened in Florida last week and the girl
got away…thank U Jesus.
my sister was the one who phoned the poilce! i heard there was someone spreading shit at her tesco
niiicccee. Sounds like a tasty pub lunch.
I am so disgusted. I read that while I was eating…
Re: kit – We're still a long way bhind america tho
Re: kit – with their dog birthday parties and tranvestite robbers
It's nice to know that the USA isn't the only place that harbors nutcases! Welcome to crazytown!!!
Haha that is so awesomely disgusting!
Deport the dude. He obviously doesn't appreciate his jolly olde surroundings, but instead contaminates them for unsuspecting others. Out, out, out.
urrrpp! I'm glad I haven't had anything to eat yet today. sick sick sick!!!
Ewww that guy is seriously disturbed. I hope nobody bought any of that stuff he did that too!
And why would Malario post this? Because it's common knowledge that gays enjoy pissing on each other aka water sports! I am sure he got a chuckle out of it saying, "Geez Bitches! that's nothing compared to what happens in gay bath houses!"
Re: LISA IN AZ – .. they're places in england!.. yack yack yack.
some people are sooo sick - what is the satisfaction of doing that?!
Re: Charlotte – I agree with you there, charlotte!! I was actually a little surprised this wasnt from the USA!
Look at his name. Obviously some muzzie trash who has a hate streak for whitey and should never have been allowed to immigrate. You think he wouldn't have used something more lethal if he had an education or lots of money?? It's going to happen someday. It's going to be a hell of alot worse than a shit/piss bomb. Thanks to President Bush for keeping us safe since 9/11. BTW, watch the British courts give him a slap on the wrist.
Re: LISA IN AZ –
It's Gloucestershire in the South West of England (very near to me). So proud.
Whaaaaaaat???
Oh, how nice…what a way to start one's day…reading something like this. Ha, ha.
Seriously, who in the fuck really takes the time to mix this concoction and then go around spraying this shit everywhere?? Get a fucking life loser!
IS THIS REALLY CELEBRITY GOSSIP JUICE? MUST BE A SLOW YEAR PEREZ…
Twisted fuck!
I LIVE THERE!
What a pig! Someone should hold him down and dump the whole lot down his throat. Maybe that would cure him of doing such disrespectful things!
THE FUCK! negga needa drank some water. who the fack has brown pee.
Ew - what a CREEP!
What a sick fuck!
Ha !!!
I live in Cheltenham !!!
Very weeird story !!!
Strange to see it on PerezHilton…. Best website in the world btw !!!
M xxx
I live there!
hahaha, oh what is the world coming to?
and how the hell did perez hear about it way way over there in the U.S??!
what a fucker,brown pee,geuss he shoulda double bagged it with paris hilton lol
EWWW
probably needs to be tested to see if he was drunk or high
ew.
Fuck face: You have a cunt and a cock?? That explains a lot…
IT'S BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN TO BE PISSED ON!!!!!!!!!!
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Ew! Fucken put that dude away! Seriously, what seriously sick fuck.
THIS SOUNDS KINDA GAY.
Can't a man mark his territory
without everyone getting all judgemental, sheeesh!