How Do We Say This Delicately???

5/22/2008 1:00 PM ET | Filed under: Baby Blabber • Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler revealed to Jay Leno last night that he and his wife are expecting another baby.

Uhmmmm….

Let's hope this kid isn't as ugly as Sandler's other child, Sadie, age 2.

Yeah, there, we said it!

Perez looks in the mirror a lot. He knows ugly when he sees it and that kid is ugly.

And fat too!

[Image via WENN.]

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jalene says – reply to this

1001

A child you are talking about- a 2 yr old child who is the world to her parents!! Just wrong!!
shomakhang says – reply to this

1002

dude, i would only admit this on an anonymous blog site, but i agree. and the self-depreciating humor is awesome. that's kinda why you can get away with that terrible (snicker) comment.
and you are ugly.
Nikky says – reply to this

1003

Perez I cannot believe you couldn't find anything better to say then 'that kid is ugly…and fat too!'. How about a Congratulations??
Im not to sure how Adam Sandlers adorable, innocent, barley walking toddler is considered 'Celebrity Juice' either? We all know that she is going to grow into a beautiful, possibly quite funny young woman one day and when she does I hope her (and her new little sibling) come and kick YOUR OLD, UGLY, PATHETIC, FAT, LONELY ASS!!!!!!
I am SO GLAD you're not Canadian!!!!!!!!
Sweet says – reply to this

1004

That baby isn't as ugly as Gwen and Gavin's baby.
shame on u says – reply to this

1005

so she's no Suri, but come on she's just a BABY!! It's no wonder that so many young girls and woman suffer from low self esteem and eating disorders. That was really a low blow, even for you! I think you owe her and her family an apology!!!
carrie says – reply to this

1006

you are a nasty fucking human. to talk about someones baby, who the hell cares who her parents are you deserve a huge ass kicking from adam and i would not be shocked if you didn't receive one i would kick your ass
yoyi says – reply to this

1007

u are fucked up!
PEREZ IS UGLY AND FAT, BUT A GOOD GOSSIP! says – reply to this

1008

This goes to show what an ugly person you are (inside out of course!!).
Not only are you ugly (and FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT for the matter) but you also mock babies! wow! what a fulfilled human being you are!

Ugly and Fat perez, love your gossip though he he he
KB says – reply to this

1009

shes not ugly shes just overweight
….i think you were looking at a picture of yourself when u thought of ugly AND fat
asshole
Sad Sack Sally says – reply to this

1010

Perez, really, seriously please don't talk smack on my future step daughter. There are enough grown-ups to make fun of, like Susan Powter.
Katy says – reply to this

1011

That is so mean! Don't go after the children- very not cool.
Britney says – reply to this

1012

That's not nice. I've seen ugly babies, and that child isn't it. Or fat. This child should have severe identity crisises all her life due to people like you. Have you heard of the saying "Ugly children make beautiful adults, and beautiful children make ugly adults". You must have been really been something, Mario.
Daryl says – reply to this

1013

You are an INCREDIBLE asshole. Just because your fugly doesn't give you the right to be mean to innocent kids….what a fuckin' jerk! Why so mean, Perez? Need some dick? Go out and get fucked and live the kids alone!
teresa says – reply to this

1014

way to go Perez! i bet you kick your dog too, sometimes you need to learn to shut your pie hole.
JR says – reply to this

1015

WOW you talk about the despicable acts of other celebs but that is just as bad. Comments like that are the CAUSE of girls have low self-esteem, the kinds of girls that you disdain.

You have a disgusting character for that comment
Carrie says – reply to this

1016

Perez, your comments usually make me laugh, but come on, leave the kid alone. She's cute! She'll grow into her looks. Her mother is gorgeous and her father is a cutie. Don't be such a douche.
cho says – reply to this

1017

your a real pig pick on someone your own big fat size and not on an innocent child
angie says – reply to this

1018

Wow, that was cruel and low.
liv says – reply to this

1019

oh please perez is right, this child is fat AND ugly !
this is so funny you dare to say it perez !! plllleeease stop being so boring ! let's say the truth for once, even when it hurts and when it's about babies ! perez you rock, that's why i love your site, you dare to say what you think and you 're often right !!
drea says – reply to this

1020

You are *not* ugly. And, you have a gorgeous smile.

Also, the tot wouldn't be homely if she wasn't carrying all that extra weight.
caro says – reply to this

1021

fuck you perez.
that baby is fuckin ADORABLE~!!!
Tired of You says – reply to this

1022

Your m*ther's ugly, f@ggit, bitch.
Cordie says – reply to this

1023

that is so mean to call a baby ugly and fat (and u can talk, i mean u aint exactly kate moss!) but the difference between u and sadie is that she is meant to be that way. i usually love you perez, but i think this was going overboard. asshole!

love you still though…
Sunny says – reply to this

1024

You are so stupid. Tots slim down as they get older. She's a cutie pie.

She's cuter than Teddy.
Moe says – reply to this

1025

Perez, I love you, but it's not nice to insult a little child. Besides, she's adorable! And if she is as funny as her daddy…..
Clarise says – reply to this

1026

she is ugly! perez is just saying the truth!
troof says – reply to this

1027

Cracking on somebody's kid? That is so low.
You're an asshole, Perez.
lola says – reply to this

1028

okay usually I would agree with you, but OMG! Your picking on a 2 year old! Thats mean!!!! Have you ever heard of the the story were the duck turned into a swan???
jen says – reply to this

1029

YOU RE SO RIIIGHT PEREZ ! It's not because she a child that everyone must be kind ! please, she 's so fat and ugly !!
Amy says – reply to this

1030

You're a dumbass Perez. A chunky baby is healthy a chunky 30 year old like you is gross.
lc says – reply to this

1031

Perez that is really, really mean! She's just a baby! Leave her alone.
meredith says – reply to this

1032

Your comment is the reason why people why ppl have image and eating disorders.
serious says – reply to this

1033

yeah that was really messed up of you Perez especially because it is not true. that baby is so cute and most babies are chubby at that age. i think that was really uncalled for……………………
denis says – reply to this

1034

you are an asshole, asshole!
martie says – reply to this

1035

omg youre mean, you poopin scumbag. adam sandlers child is gorgous, all kids are gorgous. my friends and i are no longer fans of yours.

youre a crappin scumbag,
safz says – reply to this

1036

DIE PEREZ!!! U EVIL PIECE OF SHIT!! so wat if the girl is healthy, why would yu say somthin like that??? EVIL PIG!!
britt says – reply to this

1037

This is beyond low. How can you target a child? What are you thinking perez?? Take this shit off. Have somme respect (btw I doubt your child will be any better looking) have some respect. You've lost me as a fan of your website and sure many others.
stan says – reply to this

1038

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, people. She's never going to read this and he's right. Who cares.
LC SUCKS! says – reply to this

1039

you're going to hell…but it's the truth, that's one ugly baby!
cant Lie says – reply to this

1040

She is a total cutie but to be perfectly honest she definitely looks overweight for a 2 year old, not chubby. Wonder where she falls on the growth charts.? She will hopefully even out as she grows.
caroline says – reply to this

1041

please dont say that about children.
denis says – reply to this

1042

gawd you are awful. and there you were judging anorexic ppl you two faced bitch. I really hate you. You broke my heart. I used to enter to your site everyday but i am starting doubt about I'll read your articles again.
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

1043

NOt sure the kid qualifies as fat….but she is NOT and attractive baby. But it might turn out ok…. I mean potato head was a cute kid and an ugly adult so you never know how it will end up
*SEXY MAMA* says – reply to this

1044

Perez!! Babies are the cutiest ever! and when shes 20 and your old ugly and fat, she will be a total hottie you will be drooling over!
erica says – reply to this

1045

Way to totally lose my respect, Perez.
haha says – reply to this

1046

she looks like matzoball
YOU'RE the ugly one! says – reply to this

1047

Bitch ass!! That little girl is beautiful! Just cause were an ugly ass baby (probably) doesn't mean she is. I hope Adam sees on you on the street and punches you in the fucking face.
greenonthego says – reply to this

1048

You finally stooped lower then ever expected. It sounds like you're a hurt little bully boy…finally getting your chance to pick on someone that can't defend themselves. That's more sad for you then the little one you insult. I'm out. Thanks for all the years of the bullshit radar…no bueno no mas.
ridic says – reply to this

1049

she's cute. you're a dick.
Roshell says – reply to this

1050

I can't believe you would actually go that low. Calling someone else's child ugly is down right horrible. Please like you're cute Perez. I don't think so!!!! People Perez has a black heart. He doesn't care nor will he take this down! Its sad and so are you Perez!!
asdf asdf says – reply to this

1051

DAAAMMMNN, Perez! That was totally worth posting just to see all these people upset. LOL
carey says – reply to this

1052

Ironically, it seems like you have gotten too big for your britches. Hit Perez where it hurts…BOYCOTT THIS SITE.
am says – reply to this

1053

C'mon Perez…don't go after kids
luvbbydiorjjj says – reply to this

1054

this is just too far, that is sad. saying a baby is ugly and fat? how can you do that? that is low. she looks really cute to me actually, pretty hair and just a little chubby and you probably can't really tell from that picture what she really looks like! i usually read everything and agree with most of the things you say about celebs…but this is not cool perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mar says – reply to this

1055

sad but true. that kid is fug.
I HTE PEREZE says – reply to this

1056

You're a jackass.

that is all.
me says – reply to this

1057

dude…dats so not funny…
say all the shit about those two but not about their child…
gesh
Larzer says – reply to this

1058

Dude, lay off the kid comments until they are intentionally screwing up and making jerks of themselves (a.k.a., Ali Lohan is certainly fair game at this point). I think you'll regret making this post one day
asdf bob says – reply to this

1059

LOL at all these housewives whining. Did Perez remind you that your redneck children are fat? Go vote for McCain and deal with it!
Outraged says – reply to this

1060

You just called A 2 YEAR OLD CHILD UGLY AND FAT. YOU FUCKING IGNORANT PRICK. YOU SHOULD ISSUE AN APOLOGY TO MR AND MRS SANDLER FOR SUCH AN INSULTING REMARK ABOUT A CHILD!

WELL DONE AT YOUR GUTTER MEDIA REPORTING - (something which this site has critized often)

Noone but SCUM would call a 2YEAR OLD BABY fat and ugly.

YOU MUST BE SO PROUD
Just putting in my two cents says – reply to this

1061

Such an unnecessary comment. Our world, especially the celebretard world, is doing just fine insulting fully psychologically developed beings, why do you have to make such a remark? You know what you're doing, Perez, be smart.
LaLaDude says – reply to this

1062

Your m0mms is an ugly stinky biyatch, f&GG3t! Take the gerbil out your ass and shove it up her GUNT!
AIDS Is Just Around The Corner says – reply to this

1063

She's ADORABLE! She looks like her Daddy and that's the way it is suppose to be! How Dare you say that about a child! Didn't your mama raise you better? Knowing about him and his friends, better look over your shoulder……Boo! May they Super glue your balls to your eyelids.
And do you OWN a Mirror? Who was your Dad, someone that worked at a Carnival? Big, toothless, open sores everywhere and puss coming out of every opening. Yea, that's YOUR Dad!
Tayla says – reply to this

1064

You are a descuting person and have no right comenting on anything about other peoples babies! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON LITTLE GIRLS HAVE EATING DISORDERS
jmk says – reply to this

1065

She's a CHILD. Leave her alone.
Linny says – reply to this

1066

I obviously enjoy all the adult bashing on this site, otherwise I wouldn't be here everyday. But stop with the kids, it's not right.
Lanie says – reply to this

1067

You're sick. I hope in some way you get your ass kicked for saying that about her. You damn well deserve it. LOSER.
Heidi Ho says – reply to this

1068

thank you. someone had to do it.
mini says – reply to this

1069

are you for REAL?
firstly, shes cute.
second, your calling a little girl ugly? have you looked in a mirror??
third, calling her fat? have you looked in a mirror??
your so low, and you look pathetic.

prerz, hunny, we like you. most of the time. WE DONT like you because we think your cute. because your NOT. your fat and ugly. we like you because you know gossip. thats it. and you used to have a cute personality. now your on a coke and ana diet and youve lost a little weight, big DEAL. you STILL look like a pig. you have a PIG FACE. no amount of weight loss is gonna change that. and your walk around acting like a fool. like you have this air about you, you THINK your hot shit. but the thing is, everyone KNOWS your a joke.
do you see how you rock that SAME OLD hair, for days and days? and how you go out wearing WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much makeup? and you have a ugly, boring, cheaply made clothing line? its wanna be punk rock, but for 8 year olds. but YOU wear it!!!! and your 'adult' clothes are all bunchy and poser-ish?
you look stupid. just about all the time now.
but most of us dont say anything, becuse we hope that its not really happening…but it is.
im happy your gay, because you cant spawn any kids.
ug, now THEY would be ass ugly!!!!!!!
fat, pig faced, sticky, and dressed in perez' lame clothing.
gross.
ryan says – reply to this

1070

Perez - *you* are ugly and fat. Who are you to point those two fingers at anyone else? You're ugly, fat, fat, ugly, ugly, fat, fat, ugly. FATUGLY. HELLO!
Katie says – reply to this

1071

I think you took that one a little too far. Put adults down all you want, they can defend themselves. Going after a two year old child? Come on Perez, you are better than that!
Eva says – reply to this

1072

OUT OF LINE YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARD

ARE U THAT DESPERATE FOR CONTRIVED NOTORIETY??

SICK SAD PATHETIC

LOST ALL RESPECT FOR U.

EVIL CUNT
cynthia says – reply to this

1073

your such an asshole! Babies are supposed to be chubby! Haven't you heard of the term "baby fat"? dumb ass, your the one who should be on a diet!
erin says – reply to this

1074

wow that is disgusting! how dare you say anything about someone's looks? she is only 2! simply put, you are a rotten person…..
g...nah! says – reply to this

1075

Okay!! i've "respected" your blog and entertainment…but seriously calling a baby ugly is Fucked up!!! You're usually spot on with your info and insults, but to seriously insult a baby is ridiculous!!! Just mean!
Linda says – reply to this

1076

OVER THE TOP P!!! She is not ugly, and not fat. Looking in the mirror is burning your retinas. And being a queen does not make you maternal! BOOOOOO Perez!!!!
OooohNoooooHeDidnt says – reply to this

1077

Just ask your Mom PEARASS, what it is like to have a fat ugly baby !!If anyone would know she would!!!!! Wow u know u have low self esteem when u feel better about urself by putting down a child!! With all the sucuss you have been achieving lately I guess you still realize you are NOTHING but a fat bastard who has made $$$$ by putting others who are 100% better than you down. You must make UR MOM proud!!! If she was not disgusted with u at birth she sure is now!!!! I dont think ur Tiffany's mothers day present can make up for her disappointment towards you for being a lousy human being. Although u may feel good at times deep down u know u have urs coming …..KARMAS A BIATCH!!! TruleyI think Perez needs to be put on suicide watch, we all know he aint gonna get skinny by July 4th unless it is in 2025 !!!!
Helene says – reply to this

1078

Against my better judgment I started reading here again. Clearly I should have stuck to my initial judgment that this site is not worth my time. Calling a child ugly is disgusting, Mario. And I know… you'll add something later saying you were kidding, just to try to make yourself look better. Whatever. I'll get gossip elsewhere from now on.
myeager says – reply to this

1079

poor uncute baby!
Teenie says – reply to this

1080

OMG, so terrible but so true!LMAO
rae says – reply to this

1081

:/ you know i usually like you but thats disgusting. perez grow up
fran says – reply to this

1082

THAT IS HILARIOUS!! its just a joke!!!! oh come on haven't any of you said some one's kid was ugly??? their kids they grow out of their fatness!!! and also the fact that so many people are offended is really funny too.
Your Mom says – reply to this

1083

you should be ashame dof yourself
you NEVER stoop so low as to talk about someone's INNOCENT child
grow the fuck up dude
Sid says – reply to this

1084

you are a mean jackass…ur cruel…look at urself in the mirror..dont give them tips about losing weight
Brenda says – reply to this

1085

what a damn douche you are. this is a poor, innocent little girl who can't stand up for herself. you have no room to make fun of others, Perez. I hope Karma bites you in the saggy ass
lulu says – reply to this

1086

thats not even funny… Thats a low blow… Even for you…
Rachel says – reply to this

1087

What a horror of a man you are. No one really likes you to be honest, the only reason that I and a majority of your readers read your site is because you get the juicy gossip and the celebrities only kiss your ass because they dont want you to deface them. You are a non talent "yenta" as my mom says. Your 15 minutes of fame will be over soon, trust me on that. People like Adam Sandler (who has a evolving career) are liked because of their talent, sense of humor and warm and friendly demeaner. Adam I hope you are reading this because I want to let you know that your baby is adorable and lovely and I wish your growing family only good things.
caro says – reply to this

1088

Re: mini –
AGREEEEEDDDDD!!
Poopoo says – reply to this

1089

Adam Sandler is the biggest no talent hack on the planet - I have no idea why the paps would even bother with such an ugly Jew (well, aren't they all).
Brandi says – reply to this

1090

You are the most repulsive FAT FUCK I have ever met in my life. I don't know a farm animal that would fuck you Perez. How could you say something so awful about a baby? I hope you get hit by a car head on and die a painfl death TODAY.
jz says – reply to this

1091

Perez - you are a fat ugly fucking fag - I hope Adam Sandler breaks your fat ugly fag face

fuck you
nicole says – reply to this

1092

that kid is busted…sometimes babies are ugly folks
Mario's Pig Nose says – reply to this

1093

::::::::::::::: YOU HAVE REACHED AN ALL-TIME LOW WHEN YOU RESORT TO MAKING FUN OF A BABY, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC. ::::::::::::::::
Raul Marquez says – reply to this

1094

Man that was a low blow. She's cute and will lose the baby fat. You need to lay off the kids. At some point, probably sooner rather than later, your 15 minutes will be up.
Candie says – reply to this

1095

Perrreeezzzz! … Thats was just really mean! Love ya, to death, but please stay clear of Adam Sandler, because you get your ass kicked for comments like those.. ::::tisk..tisk..tisk:::: Perez, no more of that, okay! Stop it :::slappin' your hand:::
Kelly says – reply to this

1096

Haha Thats a face only a mother could love.
hah says – reply to this

1097

I like when celeb kids turn out ugly. It's not very often, since celebs are usually gorgeous, but in the case of Rumer Willis, that's one fugly girl. But it's funny cause it's like what are they gonna do NOW they can't hide? So they have to pretend they are all that like Rumer does.
Eriin says – reply to this

1098

She's ugly, but Violet Affleck is uglier. UGH! The mouth on that kid… Looks like a little Frankenstein.
Maria says – reply to this

1099

OMG! LMAO! Perez I thought I was the only one who thought that! The child is Fugly. Oh god please forgive me.
binker says – reply to this

1100

she has nice hair????
only cos that's the bit that's not fat…

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