How Do We Say This Delicately???

5/22/2008 1:00 PM ET | Filed under: Baby Blabber • Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler revealed to Jay Leno last night that he and his wife are expecting another baby.

Uhmmmm….

Let's hope this kid isn't as ugly as Sandler's other child, Sadie, age 2.

Yeah, there, we said it!

Perez looks in the mirror a lot. He knows ugly when he sees it and that kid is ugly.

And fat too!

[Image via WENN.]

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I'm over Perez! says – reply to this

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Jerk. Calling a baby ugly?? You've hit bottom. Sad man.
kristen says – reply to this

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How dare you call a child UGLY. You should look in the mirro since that pretty either. let's see your horror show of a baby picture PEREZ!
U IDIOY says – reply to this

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His baby is beautiful! She will grow up to be a gorgrous little girl!
kicki says – reply to this

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Damn she is ugly. She kinda looks like rumor head willis haha. They just have bad genes thats all. Not every one can look as pretty as some. I feel bad for her she looks nothing like his wife but alot like adam. shes gonna be a fat ugly lesbian! fugly kid
Jonesy says – reply to this

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I love you P but you went over the line. That was really really mean and completely uncalled for
junrboy says – reply to this

406

wow…….turning to insulting 2 year old kids, nothing wrong with a healthy baby
t says – reply to this

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how fucking dare you, you hackneyed fat fuck. don't bring someone's kids into this. your 15 minutes are almost up, perez.
Nappy says – reply to this

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That was mean, but it is the truth. Dang, that kid is UGLY.
francie says – reply to this

409

horrible and wrong perez, you better stop it or you will lose a lot of us. that was unneccessary, if you are bored go walk teddy.
hmm says – reply to this

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OOOOOOOK…Now really, I thought this site was pretty funny until I came about this….REALLY PEREZ, I think you need to check what you are saying. ESPECIALLY if its about a child. It shows a very low self esteem. VERY LOW PEREZ. VERY VERY LOW
mea says – reply to this

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That is just mean……
Ericka says – reply to this

412

that's mean perez.
rose says – reply to this

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I hope to fucking God that Adam Sandler hears about this and makes it very difficult for you, you fucking piece of shit. Look at the fucking state of you? Let's see your baby pics on here before you judge others. I AM SO ANGRY!!!!!!
mari says – reply to this

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f u perez, this is just low.
exBFF says – reply to this

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dude, that's just wrong. pick on the dad…but leave the kids alone.
Marie says – reply to this

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yeah, first time commenting, last time reading this site. What a jerk.
John Mayer says – reply to this

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Mario.
You'd better check your watch….

looks

like

your

15 minutes

may be up soon.

tick=tock-tick

you invested your money right??

you're going to need it when you're a washed up FAT hasbeen.

old and fat are not good when you're a gay boy.

fat and old are bad.

JM
snippies.org says – reply to this

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Thats just wrong!
normalnorman says – reply to this

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must be great being beautiful and skinny huh ?
J says – reply to this

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you're a dick.
Jane says – reply to this

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Calling people fat and ugly especially children is cruel and mean, It just shows how unhappy of person you are with yourself. Isn't there enough hate and decimation in the world, you shouldn't be teaching others to hate you should be teaching them about love. Its what's on the inside that counts, isn't it???
I myself read your site religiously and find a lot of you comment quit funny, but I find this one rude and uncalled for! Its a 2 year old child!!! Not funny!!!
alicia says – reply to this

422

I hope Adam Sandler kicks your ass, but he is probably a better person than that. You're one to talk, btw.
s says – reply to this

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I love you Perez, but c'mon saying a two year old is ugly? That is sooooo mean… we wonder why kids are so f'ed up in the world -
Boss says – reply to this

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look

your 15 minutes is almost over. shoot!!
did you invest? hope so.

MARIO MARIO… old, fat and gay when no loves you where will you stay?

get a real job, loser
Jerkygirl says – reply to this

425

That's one snuggly baby…….but it's the truth. She should learn comedy like her daddy because she'll need it with those looks!
rose says – reply to this

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Re: Another Stupid Cunt – Yes you are a stupid cunt - fuck off!
Fonz says – reply to this

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That is wrong man. She is only 2 years old
dick sucker says – reply to this

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Perez, I don't think they 'mirror' you're using is quite large enough to capture all the ugly that you claim to 'know'.

Sadie is actually quite a cute child - and I'm gay. Do you have no young toddlers in your family? You're a true piece of shit hungry for other people's trash. It's funny in a way - but gets old quick.
ken says – reply to this

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all babies are cute, to see ugly you must be ugly. nuff said
KK says – reply to this

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You're fucking heartless. The BABY is fat and ugly? Try you, Perez.
Lacey says – reply to this

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THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE READING THIS SITE AS THAT IS THE MEANEST THING TO SAY - ATTACKING POOR CHILDREN - HOW LOW YOU HAVE GONE - HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT! NOT GOOD! LIKE THE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE BEFORE ME - THAT WAS THE CRUELEST THING TO SAY AND VERY DISAPPOINTING!
stu says – reply to this

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ARE YOU HAPPY PEREZ? YOU STRUCK A CHORD WITH SOO MANY…RATINGS MUST BE UP…BUT AT WHAT COST…. I must say your comments are disturbing…You must think so highly of yourself that you think you can say whatever you like…..These are children….You think R Kelly is horrible? You just reached the lowest of lows…for what?
A few more hits on your site? I thought better of you…but the BIZ can really change people for the worst…..too much….so fast…u think everything you touch is gold….well….I think this post is the beginning of your downfall….
JenCar says – reply to this

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You went from ragging on Denise Richards for exploiting her kids to ragging on Adam Sandler's kid, who they are tying to let live a private life.
Normally I'm aware of your hypocrisies and find them amusing, but this is too back to back and it's really a low blow.
fred says – reply to this

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Its a kid you fucking filthy sodomite!! Maybe you are bitter cause when you were that age your dirty drunk father was stroking your little cock. Real tough guy Perez picking on a 2 year old. Douchebag. Who you going to attack next Miley Cirus again?? Fucking Tool……….
Ashley says – reply to this

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That baby isn't ugly-she's fat but not ugly!
MJ says – reply to this

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BE A MAN (OK FAGMAN) AND APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A COMPLETE ASS FOR SLAMMING ADAM'S KID. I'M HOPING HE'LL SEE YOU OUT SOMEWHERE AND KNOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU…..AND IT WOULD BE SOOOO JUSTIFIED. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN BE FUNNY DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE HURTFUL AND DOWNRIGHT MEAN ABOUT THIS BABY. I GUESS YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO MORAL COMPUS THAT GUIDES EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF DECENCY IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE MIND. YOU ARE TRULY SAD AND I AM NO LONGER A FAN…….WILL NOT BE LOGGING IN TO YOU EVER AGAIN. BYE BYE FUCKTARD!!
15MIN.AreUpforYOU says – reply to this

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Someone needs to take that little POS and beat the living snot right out of her. What a bratty, selfish little bi+ch. '
I hate you PereZ
g says – reply to this

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I can't believe that somone hasn't kicked the kicked the shit out of you…..
belle says – reply to this

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I am never coming on your site again and everybody should boycott you for going so low. Why dont you just hit up the school yard and start making fun of the kids there like YOU were made fun of for not even speaking english and being fat, ugly, and gay to boot. If she is chubby its because she is being well taken care of and at this age she needs it. You should be ashamed.
liz says – reply to this

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/slaps perez' hand. NO, NO bad, that's not nice.
annie says – reply to this

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she's adorable! you're crazy!
yaya says – reply to this

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PEREZ.. hi hello , have you seen yourself you are fatttttt toooo baby loose their fat , you are a fat ass for life,… so mean… FAT ASS
i love you perez says – reply to this

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wow. you seriously crossed a line…
Lauren says – reply to this

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hahahaha! yes it is mean, but it's so true! she is the ugliest baby in hollywood.
l0stndeliri0us says – reply to this

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That's wrong Perez. You shouldn't be insulting people's kids like that. Sorry but you're not so great a looker yourself, so you have no right to even say that bs. If I was Adam Sandler I'd beat your ass down.
a~~~~~~ says – reply to this

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That is so fucked up Perez! Be nice, that baby is cute!
lila says – reply to this

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Your a fucking loser!
Teri says – reply to this

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First off she is adorable and unlike Shiloh Pitt Sadie can walk on her own and she smiles! And she wasn't conceived so her crazy mother can get more headlines
Second, Adam Sandler is a nice guy and he doesn't seek the spotlight like the whole you worship named Angelinia and I hope he kicks your a**!
Third, I'm never logging onto this blog again!
The D says – reply to this

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Chubby babies are cute…fat toddlers are disgusting…hella funny, Perez! I got your back! hahahahaha
Linda says – reply to this

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How can another human call a baby or child ugly??
Jane says – reply to this

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Calling people fat and ugly especially children is cruel and mean, It just shows how unhappy of person you are with yourself. Isn't there enough hate and decimation in the world, you shouldn't be teaching others to hate you should be teaching them about love. Its what's on the inside that counts, isn't it???
I myself read your site religiously and find a lot of you comment quit funny, but I find this one rude and uncalled for! Its a 2 year old child!!! Not funny!!!This Canadian has lost her love for perez.
dee says – reply to this

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you're a sick human being, perez.
if after reading all these comments, you still make fun of little kids, your website should be shut down.
if anything, poking fun at people's children is probably indicative of your low self-esteem issues.
Adam Sandler's baby is beautiful. And I guarantee you she grows up into a stunning woman who will hopefully kick the shit out of you!
nueva boricua says – reply to this

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sometimes the ugliest babies make the good looking adults- and vice versa…. we can't all be shiloh jolie-pitts
Debbie says – reply to this

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She's absolutely beautiful!
TamraD says – reply to this

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HOW CAN YOU MAKE FUN OF AN INNOCENT CHILD!! You're not so slender yourself there, Mr. Perezfatlicious. And when it comes to cute you're not even close!!!
kay says – reply to this

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WTF. why would you ever say that.

SO UNCALLED FOR!
maggie says – reply to this

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that is harsh - not nice to make fun of a little tot - and she is cute

really out of line - wait till you have kids and someone writes something mean about them - you will then understand

plus, how rotten will you feel if you ever meet adam sandler - more flies with honey my friend…
Nancy says – reply to this

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YOU'RE FUCKING IDIOT!!!! She's very cuteee!!!
Jesssssss says – reply to this

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wow, that's just downright mean! What did this lil precious babe do to u? Poor thing! And btw she isn't ugly. She is actually cute. And chubby babies are the best. Just because you are on a diet and losing weight doesn't give you the privilege to judge this poor babe.
marissa says – reply to this

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God don't like ugly perez, your mean!!!!
Jary says – reply to this

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That is low… Talking about the parents is one thing but it is not the kids fault he has those parents. VERY LOW PEREZ!!!
p says – reply to this

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i agree with perez. people are such prudes. that kid IS ugly.
Feela says – reply to this

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I think I'm officially done reading your stuff. That was just uncalled for. You don't go off on people's children like that, especially infants. It's pretty clear you have no sense of family or propriety and it makes it look bad for people like you, that live like you and agree with you to show this much lack of decency. A new low level Perez. Pretty disgusting even for you.
janice says – reply to this

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i think she's precious!
anita says – reply to this

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Didn't you say you wanted to start a family?

Karma, karma, karma…..
j says – reply to this

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you're an asshole for saying that.
jeanie says – reply to this

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Wow….That's great Perez, go after a two year old. How big of you.
Take this down! says – reply to this

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Disgusting. I will never look at this site again. I can't imagine how her parents will feel when they find out that you wrote about their baby. Get over yourself and think about how painful that would be. Complete bullshit.
LISA says – reply to this

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YOU ARE A DOUCHBAG!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING FAT UGLY TROLL!!!
Disgusted says – reply to this

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You seriously just insulted a TWO YEAR OLD?! A baby? What's wrong with you?
jeff says – reply to this

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c'mon perez - elevate yourself and leave the kids out of your critical comments.

even though you say "i kid," it's very hurtful. not only to these parents, but to other kids. remember - your comments are likely going to be around for years - which means these kids will someday see them.
KT says – reply to this

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Too harsh dude. She's cute. I think I'm done with this site as well as your shameless self promotion.
Jen says – reply to this

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Take this post down! How can you say such mean and horrible things about a beautiful gift from God? You have been putting up posts on how to make the world a better place (donate to certain charities etc.). This post is HYPOCRITICAL!!!
Lulu says – reply to this

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You're a true dick weed Perez. Leave kids out of it. You have stooped to a new level. Judging a two year old who is NOT OUT THERE to be judged ( as in those creepy kiddy beauty peagants) is just foul. You totally look like an asshole loser on this one.
shutup says – reply to this

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She isn't the cutest of babies . Those making comments that Perez should look in the mirror , etc . He said he does ! Read the blog again . However I do think Perez is actually a very handsome man , especially when he looses a bunch of wieght on his diet , even so with the weight ..he has beautiful eyes . Oh and some kids start out ugly and end up being gorgeous when they grow up . It happens , it happens a lot .
kelli says – reply to this

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I love how people are saying "I will never visit your site again"(Yeah right. maybe for one day if that but they will be back soon enough. To be honest she is overweight which yes some kids are on the chubby side, but she is clearly overfed. She looks like an overweight Adam w /a big curly wig on. She is not a Suri or a Shiloh, but more a Rumor Willis in a travel size. She is by no means ugly, just not very cute right now. That could be a different story in a short period of time.
klkl says – reply to this

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You are a total DOUCHE BAG for making that comment.
She is a BABY! I love her hair. Fat babies are healthy babies. Fat men are PIGS.

(usually I love you but you went too far)
Linda says – reply to this

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Oh come on people…we all know Perez only said what everyone is thinking….but you're bashing him for saying it.
zit-covered asscrack says – reply to this

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Of course the kids are fugly…look at their father. Adam Sandler is one ugly-ass jewbag.
dd says – reply to this

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lol. i totally agree. i said it 9 months ago though. i love lil ones, but sade is NOT a cute baby.
cari johnson says – reply to this

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YOu are a complete ass!
BiteMeLargely! says – reply to this

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SHE IS BEAUTIFUL and Watch she'll grow up to be a Super Model or something you on the other hand will never even grow up. You'll just Grow……. Uglier, Fatter, Meaner. There will be a line of people around the block who will piss on your grave when you croak from a heart attack You Fat miserable Shit Wad! (with corn in it)
katie says – reply to this

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you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. speaking that way about a little girl. it's just disgusting. it's not like you're a beauty queen yourself.

you're just a queen. a bitchy, ugly bitter queen.
Carra says – reply to this

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Perez! How awful for you to say that about a child! Shame on you!
chismosa says – reply to this

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go perez! you said it! and you have every right to chico.
dude, you are a handsome handsome Cubano and don't deny it. You can have issues with weight, or hairstyles, or fashion, or whatever, but look at you— hot. Get over it others. His kid is so f—-ing ugly. Go perez!
DANZ says – reply to this

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perez she grew outta it she cutter now though
sweetcalibitch says – reply to this

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thats not cool to diss a baby like that. All babies are cute thats just plain mean. on a side note you do rule!!!
JONATHAN CLARKE says – reply to this

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That's fucking well out of order-how do you think that makes the childs parents feel' you fat geek.

I've just lost alot of respect for you Perez…
Maly says – reply to this

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Perez I love you but you can't call his kid ugly!! Hes one of the good celebrities so don't diss him!! And you are looking fab darling!
Megan says – reply to this

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seriously, what's the point of saying something like that? what goes around comes around perez and you are asking for a lot of bad things to happen to you….dumb ass.
Ada says – reply to this

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That comment is so mean and disgusting. Have you looked at yourself lately you are some ugly guy. The baby is adorable and chuncky who wants a skinny baby. Go get some plastic surgery before saying something like that about a baby.
gwwat says – reply to this

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They can't help it. They're Jewish
BOYCOTT THIS CUNTBAG says – reply to this

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FOr one day we should boycott this Fat Fuck… You make Fat Bastard look like Orlando Bloom DIRTY ASS!
sj says – reply to this

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this is the first time I have ever commented on here, and I am only doing it because you have gone way too far. take this down and dont make fun of toddlers. this isnt even remotely funny.
kelly says – reply to this

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Lighten up, people! This is the kind of stuff that makes Perez's site different from the million other gossip sites out there! I'm sure everyone has seen a friends kid and thought they were the ugliest kid ever, we just don't say anything. Perez says whatever he wants, this is why millions of us check this blog daily! ITS OKAY, PEREZ! Besides, im sure Sadie is just going through an awkward phase..all kids do!
alli says – reply to this

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thats mean!!!
robin says – reply to this

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dang perez - how can you dis on a kid - at least adam has a real kid and not a dog he treats like a kid (teddy hilton)
Solaera says – reply to this

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Awww. Sadie is so cute. My little sister was all chubby like that, its just baby fat. What, now even celebrity babies are supposed to be skinny?
jess says – reply to this

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how fucking rude can you get…say whatever you want on the grown parents but to attack a little kid like that….you stumped to a new low today perez…shame on you
FAT STUPID UGLY DOGFUCK! says – reply to this

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PICKIN ON A BABY!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND YOUR FUCKIN UGLY DOG AGAIN!!!! I'M SURE HE WONDERS WHERE YOUR PENCIL DICK WENT YOU FAT UGLY LOSER! YOU CAN SEE THIS AS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK—THE ONLY THING YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE HER OF WAS BEING STUPID YOU LOSER PRICK AND IN THAT INSTANCE SHE'S ONLY GOT TWO THINGS IN COMMON WITH YOU ACCORDING TO YOU–FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUNT

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