Madonna & Mr. Madonna
Filed under: Madonna > Francophilia
Brangelina, who????
The hot couple of Cannes on Thursday was Madonna and Guy Ritchie.
Mr. & Mrs. attended amfAR's annual Cinema Against AIDS benefit.
Note to them:
When putting on a happy face, try and look happy!!!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm



hot
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She looks beautiful!
1st
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SHE LOOKS HOT!!
boring.
That looks like something my grandmother would wear!! What was she thinking…they aren't even holding hands!!
What a hideous dress!
1st they look good
i win
fourth!
she looks so gorgeous!
Madonna looks like a grandma in this dress to english
I love the way he has his arm around Madonna's.
she actually looks amazing.
One if The Golden Girls called and wants their dress back!
FUCK NO..BRANGELINA IS THE SHIT THEY ARE THE GOLDEN COUPLE!
topten?
she looks good for her age
That dress is from the "Dynasty" collection!! For shame Madonna … you can do better than that!!!
Maybe they are upset that the adoption has not been finalized.
They are probably emotionally exhausted.
MRS. RITCHIE LOOKS STUNNING!!! NICE COLOUR ON DRESS!!!
that is an ugly dress.
SHE LOOKS STUNNING!!
Madonna looks magnificent, Guy looks pissed
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OMG WHO CARES THEY ARE OLD & THEY SEEM HAPPY TO ME iF NOT THEY WiLL SPLiT…BLAH BLAH BLAH…..
hawt. I'd love to suck his dick!
He is not wearing a wedding ring…..
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I must say she is wearing a lot of ugly clothes lately.
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call me old fashioned, but isn't the lady supposed to hold her guy's arm like that? as if we didn't already know who whore the pants in that relationship.
Ugh, I hate Madonna.
Is that Nancy Reagan??
Madonna has a rocking body. Why would she wear a dress like that? I guess she's dressing more her age but it's Madonna! She's ageless. I guess I just expect something less conservative from her. They both do look amazing though.
Madonna and Guy are NO Brangelina..
I admire their efforts and I wish them well. But I love Brad and Angelina…. I know Brangelina. Madonna and Guy are no Brangelina.
What's wrong with Broadway, Perez?
Haha Brangelina who? yeah right,,,only the gay boys love Madonna so…
OMG. SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD! AND IM NOT A FAN> REALLY MADONNA KEEP UP THE LOOK!!
Hot!!! Love the hair! Go Madge!
Damn, she looks dowdy. What old lady's closet did she steal that dress from? And, sweetie, a touch-up to the old roots maybe? She is looking more and more like Donatella Versace.
Madonna is even making Guy look old!
Madonna's body is aging sooooooooooo badly.
She reminds me of an old Lucille Ball. No amount of plastic surgery can make her have a sexy desirable body. Sad for her cause that's all she sells.
Ok bitches…she finally got a stylist to make her dress her age. Too bad her face looks 25 years younger than her scary buzzard-like claw-hands….And can you say V E R I C O S E V E I NS got support hose???
Love,
Taf
Doesn't she know that, no matter what the bride says, you can never wear a bridesmaid's dress again in public?!?!
He's not wearing a wedding ring.
Im sorry I love Madonna, but the girl needs a stylist, Perez, you can do a very good job at this, but what is with this dress, and for that matter every other pc of clothing she has, I mean really…she's up there or higher then the Angelina, Gwenyth, Posh, Get some nice flatter clothes already
FAKE, FAKE, FAKE CHEEKBONES!!
Nice cheekbone implants Madge — look at her old photos - her face did not look like that. Its the latest method in "trying to look young when you are OLD as dirt . . .
Madonna's face looks so botoxed but her hands look very zombie-ish. She almost looks like she has had an eye lift too. She looks good, but a bit odd. Love the hair. Not digg'in the "queen mother" dress. Nice color.
Careful, Madge, you're morphing into the bride of Wildenstein….
Madonna, I love she is back stronger than ever this year!!!
Madonna and other divas all in this year……..Janet Jackson, Tina Turner,
Mariah and the one and only Donna Summer
Love it !
DAMN! I'm looking for the hot couple- not a freak and her lap dog! She always looks like Madame in human form but at least she's been in fashion. First she's 50 in Frederick's of Hollywood's Vintage Whore collection, now she's jammed into a wrinkled frumpy frock?!?!?…and it looks cheap! Can we PLEASE get her some clothes that were made in this century and a realization that she is in fact 50.
But she looks decent
WOW!! MADONNA'S FACE IS PULLED SO TIGHT!!! SHE LOOKS CONSANTLY SURPRISED!
Oh please show a happy face, hi is so cold and she needs a hot latin man, jajaja yeaaaa you madgesty.
Oh my. Why has Madonna been raiding Barbara Bush's closet again?
by the way, ugly dress ugh
SHE LOOKS LIKE NANCY REAGAN…. COME ON, MADONNA, DRESS BETTER, YOU ARE NOT SO OLD.
YOU FAT FUCK MADONNA IS #8 WITH 87% DROP IN SALES AND ROBYN DEBUT AT #107 . PEREZ PLEASE DONT EVER HATE ON ANY OTHER SINGER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy looks like a beat man. He has the deadened stare of a man going through the motions. Madonna looks like she's had a ton of work, but for the most part, it's pretty good work. Not the look I'd go for, but whatever.
Hahahahhahahahahha, my mother has the same outfit!! Madonna, how come your 10 years younger husband looks 10 years OLDER than you?? IS that what being married to your testosterone infused self results in?
Hahhahahahahhahaha…..I am the diva queen Mariah!!!!!
Yeah, it looks like he can't stand that bitch. You can tell she had some work "done" in this picture. BIGTIME!
There's a lady in my neighbourhood who wears that dress to church.
Look at the bottom of that Golden Girls dress!
It looks tucked under like the dust ruffle on my bed!
Man tries sooo hard but she is just an old twat now.
Probably smells like grandma too
with a crocheted doll over a roll of toilet paper in her bathroom.
HAAAAHAAAAAA!!! I think someone raides Rose Nyland's closet! That dress is totallly Golden Girls circa 1984!
she looks like a pile of shit left by a Stepford wife … don't be such a suck up!!! i wouldn't aspire to look like that fugly hag!!!
Guy Ritchie is 110% hot. Madonna looks pretty good too, but why does her dress look like it was hemmed with scotch tape five minutes ago?
Im not a brangelina fan but they are so much hotter than madonna and her husband.Madonna's husband was never a hot movie star like Brad.
Lately, Madonna is a dead ringer for Wayland Flower's Madame puppet!!!! All she needs is a turban….
STOP
You're so fucking transparent, it's sickening. We aaaaall *know* you're in bed w/ Madonna's record label. Jonas Brothers, too.
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WHORING
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washed-up, old skank MADONNA
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FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which one is Madonna? They kind of look the same…
Has she ever had plastic surgery? Like on her face? Her face is near flawless.
Maybe they can't smile..all the silacone injected in Madonna seeped into her old mans body and now they are both incapable of facial expressions.
He's Fucking English!!! Get it???? they don't fucking smile.
and u are sucha fucking douchebag for making fun of a lil baby for being fat. Fuck off u loser!
she looks beautiful..like a megastar!!!!
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT GUY RITCHIE, I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK HE DID…..OH I KNOW NOTHING….MADONNA LOOK GREAT HES A PIECE OF SHIT….SHE WILL SNAP OUT OF IT SOON AND DUMB HIS ASS
notice they're holding each other's arms, and she's got the typical "man" thing, where he's linked his arm through hers?
Where's his wedding band? They look miserable . Put a fork in them, they're done!!
she looks amazing. better than ever. Has she had MORE work done?
What is up with Madonna and the matronly dresses lately? I know she is going to be 50 but does she have to look the part? Eww, Madonna, spice it up a little bit and ditch the old maid rags.
Notice how girl is always wearing LONG SLEAVES lately hiding those manly arms?? Oy Im popeye the sailor man….
She looks shiteous! That dress, those roots and most of all her old lady hands. Ewwwwww.
it's amazing how these celebs spend so much money on fixing their faces, botoxing, expensive creams, cosmetic surgery to look younger and yet their hands look their age! Madonna, Angelina and Sarah Jessica (the only one I like) all have nasty old lady hands. Protruding veins and wrinkled skin. eeeww.
Re: Adonna Man – Well I'll be darned, forgot to say, look how pretty she can be when she isnt shoving her T and A in your face. Now thats how a lady dresses. Nice to see for a change…or is it nice not to see..either way, Im liking it!
Madonna is better than ever. The dress is awesome, but the work she is doing is the focus for me. I don't care what other'