Madonna & Mr. Madonna

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Brangelina, who????

The hot couple of Cannes on Thursday was Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Mr. & Mrs. attended amfAR's annual Cinema Against AIDS benefit.

Note to them:

When putting on a happy face, try and look happy!!!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm / Email this »

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booshdag says – reply to this

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I think it's nice that Guy Richie brought his grandmother to Cannes!
kiks says – reply to this

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with all the botox shes shootin into her face she prob cant smile!
tess says – reply to this

103

Brangelina are in love, you can tell by their body language, and with the body language of the madonnas, clearly they're not.
lil' k says – reply to this

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He's hot. She looks like circ 1959 with the center part hairdo and office temp dress. Nothing against office temps intended.
Chris says – reply to this

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Notice how he laces his arm through hers, instead of the other way around!!! We know who wears the pants in that family!!!!!
shopgirl says – reply to this

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Jesus did she borrow that dress from the Queen??????????????
Mr. Madonna looks great………….
kimpossibly says – reply to this

107

This is the second pic where Madonna looks so TINY! What's up?!?
Also, just an observation but the person responsible for hemming Ms. M's dress should be kept from the sewing arts FOREVER- -that is atrocious!
qwertygrrl says – reply to this

108

WTF is Madonna wearing? I think my grandmother has that same dress…. and hers is badly hemmed, too.
tonya says – reply to this

109

he is soooooo yummy. i will take him if she doesn't want him! lol
JUICY Celebrity Gossip & News says – reply to this

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Whatz up with that dress?! She looks like an old granny, lol!
savman says – reply to this

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wow this woman looks hott 50 and looks 25 wow u go madge
NUBIAN GODDESS IN A FIERCE FENDI SUIT ALA GRACE JONES! says – reply to this

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His arm is in the FEMALE POSITION and her MADGESTY'S is in the MALE'S. For those who had a lingering doubt who wears the pants well now you KNOW!
kalia says – reply to this

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What in the name of Prada is she wearing? Ugly color…and looks like something my grandma would have worn in the 70's to my jr. high graduation. Hideous! And I want to make this clear straight away, these two are NO Brangelina. She looks like she wants to run away from him, he looks like he's going through the motions. Its all about body language and theirs speaks volumes!
susieq says – reply to this

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A fake marriage is nothing to smile about — 'specially for the mister.
dm says – reply to this

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what is her obsession with bows lately? they make her look old fashioned-unless that's what she's going for-i hope not!
Nada Zero says – reply to this

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Yikes! That dress is hiiiiiiiideous!
Debra77 says – reply to this

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Guy does not look happy. I feel something is going on. I'm sure he is tired of her kissing women every chance she gets. You don't need to do that to sell records if the music is good. Love him, Hate her dress.
ang says – reply to this

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OMG LOVE that dress and the color is beautiful. PERFECT !
is it just me... says – reply to this

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is it just me… or shouldn't madonna's arm be linked through guy's? just an observation.
gladimagrownup says – reply to this

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hope you're kidding…she looks a mess. She needs to fire her tailor, the hem and sleeves in the dress, one word atrocious! Her hair, yuk, see a colorist already!
oogie says – reply to this

121

Madge and she's 50 ????? Damn, best pic I've seen of her in ages…stunning
lose the husband already says – reply to this

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god her husband is such a loser. bad films. ugly. shitty father. asshole husband. i think i would take wife-beater alcoholic penn over this twat. seriously. at least the sex would be exciting. dump him madonna. come back to nyc, where you belong. we love you!
russ says – reply to this

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WOW she looks beautiful. The prettiest and youngest she has looked in years!
lurker says – reply to this

124

Mr Ritchie hasnt been looking too happy lately.
aaam says – reply to this

125

wtf is she wearing?!?
lurker says – reply to this

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the bottom hem of her dress looks sloppy
retired says – reply to this

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Pictures I've seen of Madonna and Mr. Madonna the last few months –their body language does not reflect a happy couple. I tend to believe that their marriage is 'rocky'.
Pilarrrrr says – reply to this

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Where's the body language expert when you need one??? This couple is sooo
over. Look at how unhappy they look. I think Guy is just a nice guy trying to keep
it together for Rocco. It doesn't matter how many millions she has, she can't buy
love. haaaaaaaaa
Frankfurter says – reply to this

129

Love how she is escorting him, by him taking her arm…and her face looks paralyzed and plastic.
pat says – reply to this

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WHO DID SHE BORROW THIS DRESS FROM ANGELA CHANNING?
sd says – reply to this

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The only reason guy married this whore was because she was pregnant guy is a gentleman.They don't look happy at all especially him.
Kari says – reply to this

132

Her makeup and hair are beautiful but the dress is terrible.
Olga says – reply to this

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I don't get why a couple constantly has to be shrieking with joy at eachother in pictures to be considered a "happy couple".
yaknow says – reply to this

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Re: Pilarrrrr – Yeah, M cant buy love but MooMoo can and she did! hahahahaha
heather says – reply to this

135

they are soooooooooooo much hotter than brangepreggo!
Lap dog says – reply to this

136

The boy language between those two says it all. It looks so awkward.
Shotsie says – reply to this

137

What the hell is she wearing? Her grandmother's dress? Gawd, it's ugly.
LATINO says – reply to this

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Re: MIMI – GO EAT SHIT….MADONNA IS WAY HOTTER THAN ANGELINA AND UR STUPID GHETTO MIMI,,,,,
vadge says – reply to this

139

Madonna - please stop injecting your ass flab into your fake cheeks. And your cankles are horrific! Estelle Getty wants her dress back. Please cancel your tour.
SALLY says – reply to this

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MY GOD, THAT RED DRESS IS HIDEOUS. IT LOOKS FIT FOR A 70 YEAR OLD WOMAN! ALSO, LOOK AT HER OLD "MAN" HANDS!!!! NICE FACELIFT THOUGH. LOOKS VERY NATURAL. GUY IS SCRUMPTIOUS!
doodaa says – reply to this

141

Now that's a couple I want to double date with. gorgeous color
def says – reply to this

142

That dress is from Stella McCartney Spring 2009 collection.
GG1000 says – reply to this

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Well, Guy's a director, not an actor! The body language analyzers will have a great time with that one! What in the name of God is she wearing and why did she hem it with Scotch tape?
Ronald says – reply to this

144

Madonna and Sharon Stone looks gorgeuos!
Her Depends Fell Down says – reply to this

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People need to stop being sooo mean!

Her Depends undergarment fell down and thank goodness her hem caught it.
makaya says – reply to this

146

omg!!! I love this so much. They look HAWT and FIERCE!
www.knifelicker.com says – reply to this

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WTF is she wearing???? My mom has that same dress she bought it from the Blair catalogue!
galatica says – reply to this

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What the HELL is she wearing? I won't be caught dead in that dress!
BIG BROWN EYES says – reply to this

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He looks so unhappy! There is great sadness in his eyes. I guess
Vampire Woman has sucked all of his life juices out of him…
Dustin wore it better in Tootsie says – reply to this

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That is the most shiteous dress I have ever seen in my whole life.
Lio says – reply to this

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Guy looks over it and would rather go back to the pub.
wtf perez says – reply to this

152

yawn.
jonalisa says – reply to this

153

all i can say is "witchy -poo"
kathleen says – reply to this

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I looooove her dress and makeup! looks great! I want that dress!!
timmy says – reply to this

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she looks like a candy- quality street. how much botox and filler has she had!!!!
AS says – reply to this

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If you were photographed a million times a week with your husband I'm sure there would be times your not smiling. Give them a break they are human beings just like everyone else. Madonna looks gorgeous as usual.
Gracie Lou says – reply to this

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OMG! Her dress is awsome!! What's wrong with you people.. love the dress.. love Madonna.. LOVE IT!
duke says – reply to this

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icon of the WORLD. love her!
Did she steal this dress from Nancy Reagan? says – reply to this

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What is up with that granny dress? Of course she looks uptight.
sg says – reply to this

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The only reason she made that documentary is because she wants an oscar the bitch doesn't care about Africa she works in Africa because she wants to convert the Africains to Kabbalah.
AMO says – reply to this

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Her head looks like it was photoshopped to her body. It doesn't look right.
tre says – reply to this

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i know she hit the 50 mark, but this WAS once madonna…all the lil old lady outfit's should be 'hung up' once and for all
keele says – reply to this

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PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MADONNA LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE GWEN STEFANI???? I KNOW THEY ARE RELATED BUT MADGE, YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and p.s. your music has sucked for such a long time and so do your wardrobe choices!
Tangerine says – reply to this

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This is a hideous dress - something my old, old, old, grandmother (86) would wear….eeek!
einnj says – reply to this

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Madonna is hot! Alwayz was n alwayz will b. She came from nuttin n has bcome 1 of d most powerful individuals. I think that's y a lot of people don't like her, "jealosy", that's how I dfine dat.
Go Madge!
einnj says – reply to this

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Madonna is hot! Alwayz was n alwayz will b. She came from nuttin n has bcome 1 of d most powerful individuals. I think that's y a lot of people don't like her, "jealousy", that's how I dfine dat.
Go Madge!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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How DARE everyone keep making
fun of my phony fake upper crust
British accent!
I have F***ING CLASS, I TELL YOU!
Show me some f***ing respect, you bunch
of f***heads, I'm a proper lady,
can't you tell from my f***ing accent!"
dan says – reply to this

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Why is he linking her, she looks like his fag-hag!
janet says – reply to this

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hot couple……… i like the way they hold or wrap hand(s). its their signature.
Denise says – reply to this

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Madonna be yourself well will all still live you !!!!!
I says – reply to this

171

OMG..
for being the first female singer to actually dress racy…
this is kinda over rated xD..

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