Messy & Moist
Filed under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion

We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police."
Thanks!!!!
And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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Messy & MoistFiled under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion
We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police." Thanks!!!! And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce. [Photo via Getty Images.] Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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AWESOME! haha yay Perez!
Oh God Perez…You are way too much!
Why is this celebrity blog turning into "It's All About Me, Perez" blog? We don't give a fuck about pictures of you! If you go on all the other celebrity blogs, they don't talk about themselves (the authors) as much as you do!
You are looking so good. Who cares what the hell they have to say about what your wearing, your you, and do go all manarexic on us.
PLEASE JUST KIOLL YOURSELF SO WE DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR STUPID FAT CUBAN ASS ANYMORE
YOU ARE DISGUSTING
No, you do not.
FIRST!
i have to say your hair is fierce. and you look like you have been losing weight. so kudos to you and best luck on your clothing line
Hey asshole!!! You are looking kinda yummy yummy screw screw yourself in these pics. The workouts have been worth it. BTW, so, who are u fukking? I would totally do you if I had the chance. 1st bitches…..more like 15th
you did look fierce! and i'm lovin the hair
I think you look hot as EVER!!
you ARE a hot mess indeed! Now to wrap you in a hot dog with some ketchup!
omg i NEED that shirt.
Ily.
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BANANA. ICK
you did nail it!! only people with confidance can wear gear like that!!!!! your fabulous!!!
what a nasty person. can't believe your mom didn't abort you like she did her other kid. you are so fugly and greasy looking. You give gays a bad name. actually, you give humans a bad name.
HOTT!!
LOL IM DOWN WITH THE FIERCENESS
Cate looked better than this
Fabulous!
AWESOME, PEREZ!
fierce!! first?
no you did nt look fierce
… if you REALLY think you looked "fierce" in that photo (and by the way, that word is SO over), then you need some serious help. If you're going to pretend to be a designer, you should actually have talent–not to mention style–and obvously, Perez, you have neither.
Perez, you look like a total skinny minnie!!!
You know what looks fierce? Exercise and a salad, Porkycito.
Your crack about Adam Sandler's kid was unforgivable.
Sorry baby they are right
aahahahahahahhaha
Fuck them. You do look fierce.
Stop with the make-up and shit. You are a good looking guy, sort of. Can't you look normal or do you feel like you'd be betraying your gayness?
Whats the Cuban national anthem? …."Row Row Row your boat…
waga waga waga!
Yup…mess for sure…hot? not so much.
i think you're looking good.
You look so skinny Perez! Good for you! Keep up the good work ok?
You look like a banana. Why do you think your clothing line is being sold at Hot Topic and not an adult store, like Barney's? Not even Macy*s!
Such a diva !!!!!!!!!!!
Hey I want to read more about other Divas beside yourself
I want to know about Madonna, Mariah, Janet, Tina, Celine & Donna Summer !
It should say, "will suck cock for publicity" and have a picture of your face with a big giant Madonna twat sewn into it but since Madonna is really a man, it will really be a cock and not even a big cock but a small puppy sized cock.
1st!!
Perez, hate to say it, but that outfit is all wrong.
I'd fuck your brains out Perez. If only you weren't gay…..
HOMO!
Re: eric –
Seriously, you are in obvious need of help. That much hate isn't healthy. Take a prozac and try to be productive.
Your m0mms is an ugly stinky biyatch, f&GG3t!
Perez, you look awesome! i love your shirt! your fabulous:D
who is "WE" the clothes that are wearing you?
poop
no you didn't.
u look like a sexaay bananna
haha! you critique other people's fashion??!?! you look like shit!! who dresses like a banana?
perez is cool. i want those pants.
you are still saying fierce? damn son, you are an idiot.
Damn! For a second I was wondering how Pete Wentz got that fat.
Yes amess!!!
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The hair looked good, now whats up with the blue streaks again? The Natural look looks best on you!!!
good publicity for you though. congrats!
I'd say this was funny on any other day. But all I see right now is a guy trying to turn the attention away from the awful comments he made about Sadie Sandler. Didn't work Perez. You're not a two year-old. SHE IS. Damage is done. And when it comes to people choosing sides over you or Sandler … they WILL overwhelmingly choose Sandler, I assure you.
dont worry perez, u looked HOT!
work it!
=]
poor perez… :\
you wouldnt know Hot if it hit you like a bus. You have terrible taste in clothes, models, music, and obviously food. Good luck porky
you built an empire on
talking shit but you
don't know SHIT
about looking
fierce your
stylists
eitha
hah
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PEREZ, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MUSTARD BOTTLE. LOVE THE SLOGAN ON THE SHIRT THOUGH! =)
what would look fierce is my boot shoved up your fat ass. i wouldnt do that though. i dont want to lose my boot.
>>>And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce.
Nobody gives a fuck about you, ya fat cock eating attention slut. We come here to see photographic evidence if any celebrities have been caught naked today. That's it.
Also, you look like a fucking douche in those clothes. And all of your other clothes.
Perez, if you think you look fierce in THAT, you have no business selling your fashion creations. Besides, I saw your stuff and it looks exactly the same as the shit that snot topic already sells. Crap, crap and more crap. Stick to what you know. Are you sure you're gay?
jajaja you look like you say veryy fierce, i like it, shut up you three stupids
you built an empire on
talking shit but you
don't know SHIT
about looking
fierce your
stylists
eitha
hah
ha
a
BRING BACK THE BLONDE HAIR!! LOVED THE WAY U WORKED IT.
you don't look bad - it's just a stupid t-shirt, so your stylist needs to step it up.
PEREZ "HOT MESS" IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT AND A MESS……. DEAR…… YOU'RE ONLY A MESS…… SORRY! NEXT!!!!
No, you really didn't look "fierce". They had it right on. What the fuck were you thinking? Please don't tell us this is the same kind of crap you'll be selling at posters-r-us superstore aka Hot Topic.
ew
nice mexican outfit
Dont worry perez we still love you!
why does he use we?
I think you look amazing !! Work it !!! you deserve compliments Perez !
Who the fuck are "We"?
You, you're the one who look like shit. Not "We" or who ever. Stop bringing people down with you! Looking like a "Hot yellow mess" what the fuck were you thinking? A gay without style is just not kool!
I really hope this is not an example of your new clothing line.
LOOKING DAMN SEXXY PEREZ!
Damn! You're lookin great!! Keep up the wonderful work!!!
WOW THEY ARE RIGHT, THAT IS ONE UGLY MESS OF AN OUTFIT, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT. WOW KARMA IS COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU PEREZ…
DID YOU GET A FREE BOWL OF SOUP WITH THAT "OUTFIT"?
can you tell me who this "we" is you keep referring to? can not talk in 3rd person? or do you have a mouse in your pocket?
pretty gross. did you get a chin implant or have some of your ass fat injected into your lips? you've looked more piggish lately.
PEREZ, you look fierce all right… fiercly like a tub of gay margarine. You go girl!
Haha I love it! And don't listen to the little whiny bitches who left the comments before me. Seriously, if u don't like Perez then why r u on his fucking website?! Love u Perez!
YAAAY PEREZ!! You're getting soooo skinny!
that outfit was shiteous!
PEREZ, YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT RICHARD SIMMONS…….
Fierce? You are blind.
damn right your fierce, work it Perez.
Oh wow….
That was a horrible outfit.
And you dissed sharon stone's dress?
Hypocrite.
IS THAT FROM THE DEVO SUMMER BEACH SPUD LINE FROM THE 80'S AND DOES IT SMELL LIKE MOTHBALLS? (MOTHBALLS NOT MAN BALLS)
Omg!! Thats the wango tango! I was there the jonas brothers were so hot!! And so were u! I got tons of pics of u in that outfit on my phone I think that outfit is hot!!! And so r u! I was sooo looking forward to seeing u there and u were great! I loved wat u said bout Lindsay lohan putting vikeden in miley cyrus water bottle!! Live u u look hot fuck us weekly love u!!!
you look fuckin UGLY perez. fuckin UGLY, you FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
im still mad that you made fun of fuckin Adam Sandlers TWO YEAR OLD KID! fuckin douch!!
Is Perez moist and delicious???
Let's ask Mr. Mayer!
you look like a fat ass peacock…
Perez u are soo sexy now! U have lost soo much weight and look soo great! that's it not even funny! keep it up perez!