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Messy & Moist

Filed under: Personally Perez > Fashion Smashion

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We made it into Us Weekly's "Fashion Police."

Thanks!!!!

And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

284 comments to “Messy & Moist”

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  1. meow says – reply to this


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    fisrt

  2. pete says – reply to this


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    hahahaahahaha

  3. Kaylin says – reply to this


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    AWESOME! haha yay Perez!

  4. at work says – reply to this


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    Oh God Perez…You are way too much!

  5. 777 says – reply to this


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    Why is this celebrity blog turning into "It's All About Me, Perez" blog? We don't give a fuck about pictures of you! If you go on all the other celebrity blogs, they don't talk about themselves (the authors) as much as you do!

  6. ashlie says – reply to this


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    You are looking so good. Who cares what the hell they have to say about what your wearing, your you, and do go all manarexic on us.

  7. FUCKYOU says – reply to this


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    PLEASE JUST KIOLL YOURSELF SO WE DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR STUPID FAT CUBAN ASS ANYMORE
    YOU ARE DISGUSTING

  8. Daryl says – reply to this


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    No, you do not.

  9. lexi says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  10. perezy says – reply to this


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    i have to say your hair is fierce. and you look like you have been losing weight. so kudos to you and best luck on your clothing line

  11. eddy says – reply to this


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    Hey asshole!!! You are looking kinda yummy yummy screw screw yourself in these pics. The workouts have been worth it. BTW, so, who are u fukking? I would totally do you if I had the chance. 1st bitches…..more like 15th

  12. i love you perez!!! says – reply to this


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    you did look fierce! and i'm lovin the hair

  13. Bobbi says – reply to this


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    I think you look hot as EVER!!

  14. Del says – reply to this


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    you ARE a hot mess indeed! Now to wrap you in a hot dog with some ketchup!

  15. xMercy says – reply to this


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    omg i NEED that shirt.

    Ily.

  16. Mattie says – reply to this


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    YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BANANA. ICK

  17. jaime says – reply to this


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    you did nail it!! only people with confidance can wear gear like that!!!!! your fabulous!!!

  18. eric says – reply to this


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    what a nasty person. can't believe your mom didn't abort you like she did her other kid. you are so fugly and greasy looking. You give gays a bad name. actually, you give humans a bad name.

  19. pbeach says – reply to this


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    HOTT!!

  20. TASHA says – reply to this


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    LOL IM DOWN WITH THE FIERCENESS

  21. sara says – reply to this


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    Cate looked better than this

  22. Megathy says – reply to this


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    Fabulous!

  23. stny says – reply to this


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    AWESOME, PEREZ!

  24. Eggy says – reply to this


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    fierce!! first?

  25. d says – reply to this


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    no you did nt look fierce

  26. Good god, man ... says – reply to this


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    … if you REALLY think you looked "fierce" in that photo (and by the way, that word is SO over), then you need some serious help. If you're going to pretend to be a designer, you should actually have talent–not to mention style–and obvously, Perez, you have neither.

  27. Baron Von Hugenstein says – reply to this


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    Perez, you look like a total skinny minnie!!!

  28. troof says – reply to this


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    You know what looks fierce? Exercise and a salad, Porkycito.
    Your crack about Adam Sandler's kid was unforgivable.

  29. marvinr37 says – reply to this


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    Sorry baby they are right

  30. erica says – reply to this


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    aahahahahahahhaha

  31. Saxyroro says – reply to this


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    Fuck them. You do look fierce.

  32. Kate says – reply to this


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    Stop with the make-up and shit. You are a good looking guy, sort of. Can't you look normal or do you feel like you'd be betraying your gayness?

  33. Nacho says – reply to this


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    Whats the Cuban national anthem? …."Row Row Row your boat…

    waga waga waga!

  34. Barry says – reply to this


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    Yup…mess for sure…hot? not so much.

  35. Peggy says – reply to this


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    i think you're looking good.

  36. Gabby says – reply to this


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    You look so skinny Perez! Good for you! Keep up the good work ok?

  37. Fasshonaburu.com says – reply to this


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    You look like a banana. Why do you think your clothing line is being sold at Hot Topic and not an adult store, like Barney's? Not even Macy*s!

  38. divo boy says – reply to this


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    Such a diva !!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey I want to read more about other Divas beside yourself

    I want to know about Madonna, Mariah, Janet, Tina, Celine & Donna Summer !

  39. It should say says – reply to this


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    It should say, "will suck cock for publicity" and have a picture of your face with a big giant Madonna twat sewn into it but since Madonna is really a man, it will really be a cock and not even a big cock but a small puppy sized cock.

  40. TT says – reply to this


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    1st!!

  41. xuszerep says – reply to this


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    Perez, hate to say it, but that outfit is all wrong.

  42. gigi says – reply to this


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    I'd fuck your brains out Perez. If only you weren't gay…..

  43. hot TRANNY mess! says – reply to this


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    HOMO!

  44. Kate says – reply to this


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    Re: eric
    Seriously, you are in obvious need of help. That much hate isn't healthy. Take a prozac and try to be productive.

  45. Kween Beetch says – reply to this


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    Your m0mms is an ugly stinky biyatch, f&GG3t!

  46. catherine says – reply to this


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    Perez, you look awesome! i love your shirt! your fabulous:D

  47. calypso says – reply to this


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    who is "WE" the clothes that are wearing you?

  48. jesika says – reply to this


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    poop

  49. Linny says – reply to this


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    no you didn't.

  50. craccalacca says – reply to this


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    u look like a sexaay bananna

  51. n says – reply to this


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    haha! you critique other people's fashion??!?! you look like shit!! who dresses like a banana?

  52. fran says – reply to this


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    perez is cool. i want those pants.

  53. will says – reply to this


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    you are still saying fierce? damn son, you are an idiot.

  54. jstuddle says – reply to this


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    Damn! For a second I was wondering how Pete Wentz got that fat.

  55. boo@ says – reply to this


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    Yes amess!!!

  56. a black negro says – reply to this


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  57. Bri says – reply to this


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    The hair looked good, now whats up with the blue streaks again? The Natural look looks best on you!!!

  58. n says – reply to this


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    good publicity for you though. congrats!

  59. Noal Mom says – reply to this


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    I'd say this was funny on any other day. But all I see right now is a guy trying to turn the attention away from the awful comments he made about Sadie Sandler. Didn't work Perez. You're not a two year-old. SHE IS. Damage is done. And when it comes to people choosing sides over you or Sandler … they WILL overwhelmingly choose Sandler, I assure you.

  60. stefany says – reply to this


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    dont worry perez, u looked HOT!
    work it!
    =]

  61. Brangelina says – reply to this


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    poor perez… :\

  62. Patrick says – reply to this


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    you wouldnt know Hot if it hit you like a bus. You have terrible taste in clothes, models, music, and obviously food. Good luck porky

  63. duh fools says – reply to this


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    you built an empire on
    talking shit but you
    don't know SHIT
    about looking
    fierce your
    stylists
    eitha
    hah
    ha
    a

  64. Yeah says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MUSTARD BOTTLE. LOVE THE SLOGAN ON THE SHIRT THOUGH! =)

  65. will says – reply to this


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    what would look fierce is my boot shoved up your fat ass. i wouldnt do that though. i dont want to lose my boot.

  66. AJ says – reply to this


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    >>>And, fuck it, we still think we looked fierce.

  67. the dude says – reply to this


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    Nobody gives a fuck about you, ya fat cock eating attention slut. We come here to see photographic evidence if any celebrities have been caught naked today. That's it.

    Also, you look like a fucking douche in those clothes. And all of your other clothes.

  68. mojo says – reply to this


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    Perez, if you think you look fierce in THAT, you have no business selling your fashion creations. Besides, I saw your stuff and it looks exactly the same as the shit that snot topic already sells. Crap, crap and more crap. Stick to what you know. Are you sure you're gay?

  69. Soana says – reply to this


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    jajaja you look like you say veryy fierce, i like it, shut up you three stupids

  70. duh fools says – reply to this


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    you built an empire on
    talking shit but you
    don't know SHIT
    about looking
    fierce your
    stylists
    eitha
    hah
    ha
    a

  71. jasmine says – reply to this


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    BRING BACK THE BLONDE HAIR!! LOVED THE WAY U WORKED IT.

  72. Heidi Ho says – reply to this


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    you don't look bad - it's just a stupid t-shirt, so your stylist needs to step it up.

  73. HOTAZN81 says – reply to this


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    PEREZ "HOT MESS" IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT AND A MESS……. DEAR…… YOU'RE ONLY A MESS…… SORRY! NEXT!!!!

  74. CVD says – reply to this


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    No, you really didn't look "fierce". They had it right on. What the fuck were you thinking? Please don't tell us this is the same kind of crap you'll be selling at posters-r-us superstore aka Hot Topic.

  75. ugh says – reply to this


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    ew
    nice mexican outfit

  76. kocco says – reply to this


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    Dont worry perez we still love you!

  77. lusitano says – reply to this


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    why does he use we?

  78. Joyce says – reply to this


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    I think you look amazing !! Work it !!! you deserve compliments Perez !

  79. AJ says – reply to this


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    Who the fuck are "We"?

    You, you're the one who look like shit. Not "We" or who ever. Stop bringing people down with you! Looking like a "Hot yellow mess" what the fuck were you thinking? A gay without style is just not kool!

  80. Brenda says – reply to this


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    I really hope this is not an example of your new clothing line.

  81. CRUSHINONPEREZ says – reply to this


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    LOOKING DAMN SEXXY PEREZ!

  82. giggles says – reply to this


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    Damn! You're lookin great!! Keep up the wonderful work!!!

  83. JESSICA (don't call me laina) ALBA says – reply to this


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    WOW THEY ARE RIGHT, THAT IS ONE UGLY MESS OF AN OUTFIT, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL IT. WOW KARMA IS COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU PEREZ…

  84. J BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


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    DID YOU GET A FREE BOWL OF SOUP WITH THAT "OUTFIT"?

  85. will says – reply to this


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    can you tell me who this "we" is you keep referring to? can not talk in 3rd person? or do you have a mouse in your pocket?

  86. El Scorcho says – reply to this


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    pretty gross. did you get a chin implant or have some of your ass fat injected into your lips? you've looked more piggish lately.

  87. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, you look fierce all right… fiercly like a tub of gay margarine. You go girl!

  88. Tiffany says – reply to this


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    Haha I love it! And don't listen to the little whiny bitches who left the comments before me. Seriously, if u don't like Perez then why r u on his fucking website?! Love u Perez!

  89. Ktown says – reply to this


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    YAAAY PEREZ!! You're getting soooo skinny!

  90. Sakeena says – reply to this


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    that outfit was shiteous!

  91. HahaIhateperez says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT RICHARD SIMMONS…….

  92. jj says – reply to this


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    Fierce? You are blind.

  93. megan says – reply to this


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    damn right your fierce, work it Perez.

  94. Liss says – reply to this


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    Oh wow….
    That was a horrible outfit.
    And you dissed sharon stone's dress?
    Hypocrite.

  95. J BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this


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    IS THAT FROM THE DEVO SUMMER BEACH SPUD LINE FROM THE 80'S AND DOES IT SMELL LIKE MOTHBALLS? (MOTHBALLS NOT MAN BALLS)

  96. Kassi says – reply to this


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    Omg!! Thats the wango tango! I was there the jonas brothers were so hot!! And so were u! I got tons of pics of u in that outfit on my phone I think that outfit is hot!!! And so r u! I was sooo looking forward to seeing u there and u were great! I loved wat u said bout Lindsay lohan putting vikeden in miley cyrus water bottle!! Live u u look hot fuck us weekly love u!!!

  97. caro says – reply to this


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    you look fuckin UGLY perez. fuckin UGLY, you FAT PIECE OF SHIT!
    im still mad that you made fun of fuckin Adam Sandlers TWO YEAR OLD KID! fuckin douch!!

  98. Is Perez Moist and Delicious??? says – reply to this


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    Is Perez moist and delicious???
    Let's ask Mr. Mayer!

  99. bigbird says – reply to this


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    you look like a fat ass peacock…

  100. Fifi says – reply to this


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    Perez u are soo sexy now! U have lost soo much weight and look soo great! that's it not even funny! keep it up perez!

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