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Payback's A Bitch

Filed under: Legal Matters > Nick Hogan

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We mentioned previously that Nick Hogan is having "troubles" adjusting to prison life.

Little bitch Hogan's so annoying!

Real prison's nothing like the 'prison' of a comatose state and nursing home care that he sentenced his friend to through his reckless driving - just sayin'.

Well, today, a Florida radio station played some of the calls Nick's been making to his mommy, crying on the phone to her.

Here's a transcript of one those conversations:

Nick Bollea: "Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something. I can't deal with this for eight months. It's like the size of my bathroom."

Linda Bollea: "Oh!"

Nick: "No windows or nothing. Just one little top bed thing."

Linda: "Oh my God!"

Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there's nothing to think about."

Linda: "We'll get through it."

Nick: "Yeah."

Linda: "Prove to everyone you've learned your lesson and be more careful."

What a fucking douche!

What did he expect???? Camp cupcake???



297 comments to “Payback's A Bitch”

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  1. haha says – reply to this
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    hahahahahahahahahaha

  2. holly says – reply to this
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    he deserves to be punished. stupid kid thinking his famous dad will get him out of every stupid thing he does!

  3. AnthonyUK says – reply to this
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    First?

  4. bellesita says – reply to this
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    yay!! first

  5. catmaru says – reply to this
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    poor lil rich kid

  6. Jacqui says – reply to this
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    GOOD!

  7. fuck says – reply to this
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    1sssssssssssssst

  8. Ivana Jercough says – reply to this
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    Nothing to think about ? Think about the fact that you have nothing to think about as your friend lies comatose unable to think or move or breathe on his own .

    Douche Bag, cry me a river assmunch!!!

  9. rambo says – reply to this
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    are you kidding me?!?! come onnnnnnnn !

  10. Amy says – reply to this
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    I bet he fucking expected originally to get a short amount of time b/c of how little time Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay got recently. When that didn't happen I bet he thought "I'm badass Nick Hogan… everyone loves me, this will be cake"

    Stupid ass.

  11. Karamisabitchworksbothwayspeople says – reply to this
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    Ya Karma is a bitch and this douche deserves it but it works both ways fatasss your not all innocent neither.

  12. starra says – reply to this
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    First. SMH!

  13. Jane Blow says – reply to this
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    Sitting and thinking…doing time. Isn't that what jail and prison is about? Get over it.

  14. Up the butt says – reply to this
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    FIRST FREAKS!

  15. cj says – reply to this
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    Theres nothing to think about?….how about how your "best friend" is in a coma bc you think driving like a moron makes you cool. He obviously doesn't get it!

  16. The Warden says – reply to this
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    It's really too bad he can't experience the fun of gen pop. He could then meet some of Malario's homeboys and they could share a cup of tea together.

  17. haha says – reply to this
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    the only thing missing is a huge, black muscular cellmate to anally penetrate him morning, noon and night. That would give him something to do/"think about"

  18. Zoey says – reply to this
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    Nothing to think about?! Uhh how about the reason youre in there? Or how you can improve upon being a better,grateful human being once you're out, instead of a spoiled bratty one. douche.

  19. ... says – reply to this
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    why does the radio station have access to these?

  20. Alena says – reply to this
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    Perez you should really be a bit more understanding. Yes he did something terrible, and teenagers make mistakes and he does have to pay for it. But he was young and stupid. And now he's in jail and he's willing to take the punishment for what he's done. Why do you have to mock it? He's going through a very tough time. Being alone for such a long time is actually very difficult. There's no need to make fun of it.

  21. jamie says – reply to this
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    I feel bad that the friend is in his condition, but everyone still acts like he was in the car by force…..no one put a gun to his head to get in that car and being Nick's best friend, he knew how he drove. and HE SHOULD HAVE WORN HIS SEATBELT!!!!

    Nick is not ALL TO BLAME!!!

  22. maryrebekah says – reply to this
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    first?

  23. kate says – reply to this
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    nothing to think about???
    how about…. his actions? WOW

  24. simon says – reply to this
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    may be he'll become someone's bitch and then he'll say…i never wanna come home mummy…they fuk my ass-hole here real nice….

  25. carl roosevelt says – reply to this
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    Sucks for him

  26. Liz says – reply to this
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    Everyone is always bitching about Nick but guess what he didn't hold a gun to his friends head and make him get in the car. Even worse if you know someone is drunk and you let them drive you it's your own fault for being so damn stupid to let it happen. I feel bad for both people but I'm just saying it's not all Nick.

  27. heava says – reply to this
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    nothing to think about? How about your brain dead friend douchebag? What a twunt..

  28. lil k says – reply to this
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    How'd the radio station get the recording? Did Linda pimp it out?

  29. kajysh says – reply to this
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    nothing to think about?! Is he fucking kidding or what? In his case he should have millions of things to think about.

  30. Missy says – reply to this
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    Aww boo Fuckin Hoo .. , 8 months is Not even Close to enough time that you dererve.

  31. fdjoeriu says – reply to this
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    He is playful,right?
    he is a hot member of the celeb dating club " ma rrym illion aire . c o m" . he has dated several hot girls on that club.

  32. Rammy says – reply to this
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    Ooooo well dont do the crime if you cant pay the time

  33. CountryFried says – reply to this
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    While I do agree that Nick is acting like a douche & should be punished because what he did was definitely reckless. I also think that what happened to his friend may have been less severe if the friend would've been wearing his seatbelt. This should be a lesson to everyone — Buckle Up!!!

  34. Not first says – reply to this
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    yES NOT FIRST ! ! !

  35. jessica says – reply to this
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    His friend CHOSE to get in the car with him, you cant blame nick for that. His friend KNEW they would be racing, nick didnt hold a gun to his head and say "get in the car" His friend John chose on his own will to get in the car and partake in this behavior. If he wasnt in a comastose state, you would be calling him a prick too.

    Grow up Perez. You are the douche!

  36. xi says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  37. JR says – reply to this
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    Has he never watched a prison movie? DUH, that's what prison is like. A tiny little space, a crummy cot, and nothing to do. It gets much worse if you're not protected in isolation the way he is. What the heck is he complaining about? He as good as killed his friend!

  38. at work says – reply to this
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    Relax it was an accident…

  39. mentoz says – reply to this
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    nothing to think about?!?! uhh, what about the guy who's life he ruined? what about a how big of a douchebag he is? what about how 8 months in a small cell is nothing compared to a lifetime? this prick feels no remorse!

  40. tucsonmom says – reply to this
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    Why were these tapes released? Are we supposed to feel sorry for this spoiled little rich kid?????????????? He probably thought it would be like Nicole Richie's DUI in and out in hours. Douche!!!!!!!

  41. MJ Sucks says – reply to this
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    Fiurst MJ morning show sucks, they trash talk you all the time anyways so why would you link them? Second of all, yes Nick is being a whiney brat. You made your bed now lie in it!

  42. abby says – reply to this
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    he didnt mean for what happened to happen. the bottom line is kids do stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they end up terrible. he isnt a bad guy- lighten up.

  43. lorenawoods says – reply to this
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    oh my aching ass!!! here is another prime example of a spawn from some hollywoodites who has an sense of entitlement. i guess he believes he's "entitled" to special treatment, he's "entitled" to lieniency, he's "entitled" to go on with his life, even though he took anothers away. how pathetic…..

  44. ????////// says – reply to this
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    first?

  45. zuleka says – reply to this
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    You really need to stop, you would be crying like a little bitch too! You don't know what the future has in store for you!

  46. vanGoghsEar says – reply to this
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    Poor Nick….he'll have to sit and think…..what a tragedy, thinking and stuff… Ha

  47. pucky says – reply to this
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    Breaking News: Fat Fuck Perez Is Still More Annoying Than Nick Hogan

  48. socal says – reply to this
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    If he needs something to think about, how about thinking about the life he destroyed and the many others he jeopardized as he drove Daddy's car under the influence at high speeds on multiple occasions. If he had gone to trial, you can bet he'd be sitting there with nothing to do but think for lot longer than 8 months, which is exactly why his lawyers told him to make a deal. Life outside the protective bubble of pseudo celebrity kind of sucks, huh Nick?

  49. Vancouvervanity.com says – reply to this
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    he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.

    he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.

    he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.

    he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.

  50. Bishop says – reply to this
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    Maybe he will think next time. Serves him right.

  51. kiks says – reply to this
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    Sure he deserves it but hes talkin to his mom for fucks sake-what wud you be sayin?!

  52. hoganhater says – reply to this
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    Prison is supposed to be hard, stupid little punk!!! Prison already has more perks than I would allow, like TV…maybe he should be in prison thinking if thats all he has to do, think about what you did to your friend, douchebag!!!

  53. JUST SAD says – reply to this
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    He is a stupid kid and his bf is paying long term. BUT his bf decided to get into that car knowing what they would be doing! Its not only Nicks fault although his punsihment fits his crime b/c he knew better than to race and did it anyway. I am sure he never intended to hurt his bf and that is what people are acting like. It was stupid ,irresponsible and happens with kids who race if their rich or poor! Get over the famous kid thing. He is getting more than most of these dumbass's in Hollywood get!

  54. DC says – reply to this
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    He does deserve his punishment because he could have hurt an innocent bystander. However, the passenger, his friend, that was injured is as responsible for his own situation as Nick is. I feel bad that he is a vegetable but he made his own bed.

  55. kiki says – reply to this
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    i agree that he deserves to pay for his actions - but i have to say this. I doubt his friend went into that situation blind. I am not saying this takes away from the severity of Nick's actions. But i find it hard to believe that this Graziano kid thought Nick hadnt been drinking or that he wasnt a bit a of speed racer himself. Again - not saying he deserves this - but you make it sound like his friend is a victim of Nick's shenanigans. I bet his friend knew what he was getting into when he got into that car. Just wasnt aware of the price he would pay for it.

  56. Joe Blow says – reply to this
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    When John Graziano's civil attorney gets through with them, the Hogans will all be living in rooms the size of a bathroom.

  57. M.A.D.D. says – reply to this
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    HE TOOK HIS FRIENDS LIFE AND ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW SMALL HIS CELL IS?? WHAT A HEARTLESS FUCKER, HE'LL BE OUT IN 8 MONTHS AND GO ON WITH HIS LIFE, UNLIKE THE INNOCENT MAN, AND HIS FAMILY. WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS TRAGEDY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!~

  58. courtneysue says – reply to this
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    Suck it up Nick! Poor Paris had cheap blankets that rubbed her skin raw! That is sooo much worse than not having anything to do all day except talk on the phone and sleep!

  59. celebrity publicist says – reply to this
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    I'm sorry, but those street-racing douchebags hang out in packs. Nick didn't kidnap his friend and start speeding. That kid knew what they were going to do. And I would bet that on more than one occasion it's been John driving and Nick in the passenger seat. I feel bad for the kid, but it's not like he was an innocent bystander in another car. If you jump out of a plane and your chute doesn't open you can sue the chute maker or the skydiving company, and LEGALLY, you may have a case, but lets not fool ourselves, jumping out of an airplane isn't the smartest thing to do.

  60. bm says – reply to this
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    Re: lorenawoods – These kids feel entitlement b/c the rest of america put them on a pedestal. Hell there a kids at every mall in America that feel entitlement b/c the are young and stupid..

  61. Pffft. says – reply to this
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    Well, good on Linda Hogan. He can think long and hard about the reduced size of his injured friend's world. Forever.

  62. john says – reply to this
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    this "alena"/"jessica"/"jamie"/"liz" person .. brooke, that you? whoever it is should be smarter than to reuse the phrase "no one put a gun to his head" .. makes it really obvious that there's only one person in the world sticking up for nick .. if it wasn't nick, i think the public would be more forgiving, but the public hates nick and his whole jacked up famewhoring low-class no-conscious cheating family.

  63. Loady Smurf says – reply to this
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    Nicks friend made the decision to get into that car as well~Just sayin.

  64. Obsessed says – reply to this
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    THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT ???? REALLY????? CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ???? I HOPE YOU ROT IN THERE …. HEY I JUST READ HOW BROOKE IS ALL UPSET NOW ..MAYBE THEY'LL JUMP ON THE CHANCE TO HAVE HER MELTDOWN JUST LIKE BRITNEY ..HEY THAT'LL HELP HER CAREER…JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BRILLIANT IDEAS THIS FAMILY HAS HAD ..DOUCHEBAGS ..THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME OR CLASS

  65. Lilly says – reply to this
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    Nothing to think about?!? Are you fucking kidding us, Nick? How about what you did to deserve your light sentence, Nick? You're right up there with drunk drivers in my books, you stupid, whiny douchebag!

    And you mother isn't much help, either. "Prove to everyone you've learned your lesson and be more careful." How about this mother telling her son to start thinking about what landed his sorry ass in jail and to suck it up?!?

    That whole family should slide off the side of the earth. They're worthless.

  66. emma says – reply to this
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    it seems the whole family doesn't take responsibility for what happaned. they said that the boy lived with them and i guess pay the consequences. prison does suck though. it's hard ot understand until you've been there. i've only been in jail which sucked as it was. and it only lasted like 2 months. it numbs you cause theres' nothign to do.

  67. Rachel says – reply to this
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    what a fucking spoiled cry baby, he should have said: "had I known this, I should have driven like a decent driver and not be racing around town like a fucktard and put my friend in a coma."

    He got nothing to think about? He should be feeling remorse about ruining someone else's life forever, bitch. I hope they kept you in prison longer than 8 months, and keep this piece of shit away from the human beings.

  68. ixz says – reply to this
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    Hell I hate Nick Hogan but Perez you are a dumb fat fuck.

    Being in a coma isn't like jail you idiot. When you're in a coma, you're not there, you don't know anything, because basically well sadly the guy is practically dead. I'm assuming the guy has no brain function since he had part of his brain removed and will die without being hooked up to machines so he's basically dead. It's not prison he's just pretty much dead. Also, I'm sure this Hogan kid feels bad enough that he fucked over his best friend.

    Perez you are a dumb fuck, you never write anything interesting and nothing you write is entertaining you just sound like a dumb fat fuck. I am not visiting your website again. Drunkenstepfather is a lot more entertaining and drunk, and is actually worth a read.

  69. zzkrazihottzz says – reply to this
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    Jailz a muthereffer….
    he would rather be in prizon…
    so much more freedom…
    hey nick..tell dada thankx
    for teaching u to be an
    upstanding guy…
    you dadz a lozer…like U..

  70. not necessary says – reply to this
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    was it really necessary for a radio station to play those phone calls - let the kid serve his time - that is bush league

  71. TOMMY says – reply to this
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    I FEEL SO BAD 4 NICK. HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO A YOUNG WHITE KID.

  72. jen says – reply to this
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    "Nothing to think about"!!! Are you kidding me? They need to get this idiot out of solitary confinement and put him in witht he general population to get the real deal experience of what committing a crime can cost you. I'm sure that then he'll have a LOT to think about.

  73. staciee says – reply to this
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    Oh please, where in the world did you get a private tape like that…this is such bullshit! The prison can't release it and his family would NEVER release such a thing. He might be a total idiot for what he did, but lets see you in prison for a hot minute….

  74. Lanie says – reply to this
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    Nick sucks. MJ morning show ROCKS!

  75. SO SAD says – reply to this
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    I think that prison was a harsh sentence, only because the friend knew that they were drinking and Nick was driving and he still got in the car so that was stupid on his part. I think that the friends family is taking it alittle to far only because they know that the hogans have money. Anyways DONT DRINK AND DRIVE OR RIDE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!