Payback's A Bitch
Filed under: Legal Matters > Nick Hogan
We mentioned previously that Nick Hogan is having "troubles" adjusting to prison life.
Little bitch Hogan's so annoying!
Real prison's nothing like the 'prison' of a comatose state and nursing home care that he sentenced his friend to through his reckless driving - just sayin'.
Well, today, a Florida radio station played some of the calls Nick's been making to his mommy, crying on the phone to her.
Here's a transcript of one those conversations:
Nick Bollea: "Had I known this, I would have rather gone to trial or I would rather, you know, appeal the case or something. I can't deal with this for eight months. It's like the size of my bathroom."
Linda Bollea: "Oh!"
Nick: "No windows or nothing. Just one little top bed thing."
Linda: "Oh my God!"
Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there's nothing to think about."
Linda: "We'll get through it."
Nick: "Yeah."
Linda: "Prove to everyone you've learned your lesson and be more careful."
What a fucking douche!
What did he expect???? Camp cupcake???
hahahahahahahahahaha
he deserves to be punished. stupid kid thinking his famous dad will get him out of every stupid thing he does!
First?
yay!! first
poor lil rich kid
GOOD!
1sssssssssssssst
Nothing to think about ? Think about the fact that you have nothing to think about as your friend lies comatose unable to think or move or breathe on his own .
Douche Bag, cry me a river assmunch!!!
are you kidding me?!?! come onnnnnnnn !
I bet he fucking expected originally to get a short amount of time b/c of how little time Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay got recently. When that didn't happen I bet he thought "I'm badass Nick Hogan… everyone loves me, this will be cake"
Stupid ass.
Ya Karma is a bitch and this douche deserves it but it works both ways fatasss your not all innocent neither.
First. SMH!
Sitting and thinking…doing time. Isn't that what jail and prison is about? Get over it.
FIRST FREAKS!
Theres nothing to think about?….how about how your "best friend" is in a coma bc you think driving like a moron makes you cool. He obviously doesn't get it!
the only thing missing is a huge, black muscular cellmate to anally penetrate him morning, noon and night. That would give him something to do/"think about"
Nothing to think about?! Uhh how about the reason youre in there? Or how you can improve upon being a better,grateful human being once you're out, instead of a spoiled bratty one. douche.
why does the radio station have access to these?
Perez you should really be a bit more understanding. Yes he did something terrible, and teenagers make mistakes and he does have to pay for it. But he was young and stupid. And now he's in jail and he's willing to take the punishment for what he's done. Why do you have to mock it? He's going through a very tough time. Being alone for such a long time is actually very difficult. There's no need to make fun of it.
I feel bad that the friend is in his condition, but everyone still acts like he was in the car by force…..no one put a gun to his head to get in that car and being Nick's best friend, he knew how he drove. and HE SHOULD HAVE WORN HIS SEATBELT!!!!
Nick is not ALL TO BLAME!!!
first?
nothing to think about???
how about…. his actions? WOW
may be he'll become someone's bitch and then he'll say…i never wanna come home mummy…they fuk my ass-hole here real nice….
Sucks for him
Everyone is always bitching about Nick but guess what he didn't hold a gun to his friends head and make him get in the car. Even worse if you know someone is drunk and you let them drive you it's your own fault for being so damn stupid to let it happen. I feel bad for both people but I'm just saying it's not all Nick.
nothing to think about? How about your brain dead friend douchebag? What a twunt..
How'd the radio station get the recording? Did Linda pimp it out?
nothing to think about?! Is he fucking kidding or what? In his case he should have millions of things to think about.
Aww boo Fuckin Hoo .. , 8 months is Not even Close to enough time that you dererve.
He is playful,right?
he is a hot member of the celeb dating club " ma rrym illion aire . c o m" . he has dated several hot girls on that club.
Ooooo well dont do the crime if you cant pay the time
While I do agree that Nick is acting like a douche & should be punished because what he did was definitely reckless. I also think that what happened to his friend may have been less severe if the friend would've been wearing his seatbelt. This should be a lesson to everyone — Buckle Up!!!
yES NOT FIRST ! ! !
His friend CHOSE to get in the car with him, you cant blame nick for that. His friend KNEW they would be racing, nick didnt hold a gun to his head and say "get in the car" His friend John chose on his own will to get in the car and partake in this behavior. If he wasnt in a comastose state, you would be calling him a prick too.
Grow up Perez. You are the douche!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Has he never watched a prison movie? DUH, that's what prison is like. A tiny little space, a crummy cot, and nothing to do. It gets much worse if you're not protected in isolation the way he is. What the heck is he complaining about? He as good as killed his friend!
Relax it was an accident…
nothing to think about?!?! uhh, what about the guy who's life he ruined? what about a how big of a douchebag he is? what about how 8 months in a small cell is nothing compared to a lifetime? this prick feels no remorse!
Why were these tapes released? Are we supposed to feel sorry for this spoiled little rich kid?????????????? He probably thought it would be like Nicole Richie's DUI in and out in hours. Douche!!!!!!!
Fiurst MJ morning show sucks, they trash talk you all the time anyways so why would you link them? Second of all, yes Nick is being a whiney brat. You made your bed now lie in it!
he didnt mean for what happened to happen. the bottom line is kids do stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they end up terrible. he isnt a bad guy- lighten up.
oh my aching ass!!! here is another prime example of a spawn from some hollywoodites who has an sense of entitlement. i guess he believes he's "entitled" to special treatment, he's "entitled" to lieniency, he's "entitled" to go on with his life, even though he took anothers away. how pathetic…..
first?
You really need to stop, you would be crying like a little bitch too! You don't know what the future has in store for you!
Poor Nick….he'll have to sit and think…..what a tragedy, thinking and stuff… Ha
Breaking News: Fat Fuck Perez Is Still More Annoying Than Nick Hogan
If he needs something to think about, how about thinking about the life he destroyed and the many others he jeopardized as he drove Daddy's car under the influence at high speeds on multiple occasions. If he had gone to trial, you can bet he'd be sitting there with nothing to do but think for lot longer than 8 months, which is exactly why his lawyers told him to make a deal. Life outside the protective bubble of pseudo celebrity kind of sucks, huh Nick?
he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.
he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.
he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.
he'll be let out in a week and drive drunk again.. dont worry, its the american way.
Maybe he will think next time. Serves him right.
Sure he deserves it but hes talkin to his mom for fucks sake-what wud you be sayin?!
Prison is supposed to be hard, stupid little punk!!! Prison already has more perks than I would allow, like TV…maybe he should be in prison thinking if thats all he has to do, think about what you did to your friend, douchebag!!!
He is a stupid kid and his bf is paying long term. BUT his bf decided to get into that car knowing what they would be doing! Its not only Nicks fault although his punsihment fits his crime b/c he knew better than to race and did it anyway. I am sure he never intended to hurt his bf and that is what people are acting like. It was stupid ,irresponsible and happens with kids who race if their rich or poor! Get over the famous kid thing. He is getting more than most of these dumbass's in Hollywood get!
He does deserve his punishment because he could have hurt an innocent bystander. However, the passenger, his friend, that was injured is as responsible for his own situation as Nick is. I feel bad that he is a vegetable but he made his own bed.
i agree that he deserves to pay for his actions - but i have to say this. I doubt his friend went into that situation blind. I am not saying this takes away from the severity of Nick's actions. But i find it hard to believe that this Graziano kid thought Nick hadnt been drinking or that he wasnt a bit a of speed racer himself. Again - not saying he deserves this - but you make it sound like his friend is a victim of Nick's shenanigans. I bet his friend knew what he was getting into when he got into that car. Just wasnt aware of the price he would pay for it.
When John Graziano's civil attorney gets through with them, the Hogans will all be living in rooms the size of a bathroom.
HE TOOK HIS FRIENDS LIFE AND ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW SMALL HIS CELL IS?? WHAT A HEARTLESS FUCKER, HE'LL BE OUT IN 8 MONTHS AND GO ON WITH HIS LIFE, UNLIKE THE INNOCENT MAN, AND HIS FAMILY. WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS TRAGEDY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!~
Suck it up Nick! Poor Paris had cheap blankets that rubbed her skin raw! That is sooo much worse than not having anything to do all day except talk on the phone and sleep!
I'm sorry, but those street-racing douchebags hang out in packs. Nick didn't kidnap his friend and start speeding. That kid knew what they were going to do. And I would bet that on more than one occasion it's been John driving and Nick in the passenger seat. I feel bad for the kid, but it's not like he was an innocent bystander in another car. If you jump out of a plane and your chute doesn't open you can sue the chute maker or the skydiving company, and LEGALLY, you may have a case, but lets not fool ourselves, jumping out of an airplane isn't the smartest thing to do.
Re: lorenawoods – These kids feel entitlement b/c the rest of america put them on a pedestal. Hell there a kids at every mall in America that feel entitlement b/c the are young and stupid..
Well, good on Linda Hogan. He can think long and hard about the reduced size of his injured friend's world. Forever.
this "alena"/"jessica"/"jamie"/"liz" person .. brooke, that you? whoever it is should be smarter than to reuse the phrase "no one put a gun to his head" .. makes it really obvious that there's only one person in the world sticking up for nick .. if it wasn't nick, i think the public would be more forgiving, but the public hates nick and his whole jacked up famewhoring low-class no-conscious cheating family.
Nicks friend made the decision to get into that car as well~Just sayin.
THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT ???? REALLY????? CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ???? I HOPE YOU ROT IN THERE …. HEY I JUST READ HOW BROOKE IS ALL UPSET NOW ..MAYBE THEY'LL JUMP ON THE CHANCE TO HAVE HER MELTDOWN JUST LIKE BRITNEY ..HEY THAT'LL HELP HER CAREER…JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BRILLIANT IDEAS THIS FAMILY HAS HAD ..DOUCHEBAGS ..THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME OR CLASS
Nothing to think about?!? Are you fucking kidding us, Nick? How about what you did to deserve your light sentence, Nick? You're right up there with drunk drivers in my books, you stupid, whiny douchebag!
And you mother isn't much help, either. "Prove to everyone you've learned your lesson and be more careful." How about this mother telling her son to start thinking about what landed his sorry ass in jail and to suck it up?!?
That whole family should slide off the side of the earth. They're worthless.
it seems the whole family doesn't take responsibility for what happaned. they said that the boy lived with them and i guess pay the consequences. prison does suck though. it's hard ot understand until you've been there. i've only been in jail which sucked as it was. and it only lasted like 2 months. it numbs you cause theres' nothign to do.
what a fucking spoiled cry baby, he should have said: "had I known this, I should have driven like a decent driver and not be racing around town like a fucktard and put my friend in a coma."
He got nothing to think about? He should be feeling remorse about ruining someone else's life forever, bitch. I hope they kept you in prison longer than 8 months, and keep this piece of shit away from the human beings.
Hell I hate Nick Hogan but Perez you are a dumb fat fuck.
Being in a coma isn't like jail you idiot. When you're in a coma, you're not there, you don't know anything, because basically well sadly the guy is practically dead. I'm assuming the guy has no brain function since he had part of his brain removed and will die without being hooked up to machines so he's basically dead. It's not prison he's just pretty much dead. Also, I'm sure this Hogan kid feels bad enough that he fucked over his best friend.
Perez you are a dumb fuck, you never write anything interesting and nothing you write is entertaining you just sound like a dumb fat fuck. I am not visiting your website again. Drunkenstepfather is a lot more entertaining and drunk, and is actually worth a read.
Jailz a muthereffer….
he would rather be in prizon…
so much more freedom…
hey nick..tell dada thankx
for teaching u to be an
upstanding guy…
you dadz a lozer…like U..
was it really necessary for a radio station to play those phone calls - let the kid serve his time - that is bush league
I FEEL SO BAD 4 NICK. HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO A YOUNG WHITE KID.
"Nothing to think about"!!! Are you kidding me? They need to get this idiot out of solitary confinement and put him in witht he general population to get the real deal experience of what committing a crime can cost you. I'm sure that then he'll have a LOT to think about.
Oh please, where in the world did you get a private tape like that…this is such bullshit! The prison can't release it and his family would NEVER release such a thing. He might be a total idiot for what he did, but lets see you in prison for a hot minute….
Nick sucks. MJ morning show ROCKS!
I think that prison was a harsh sentence, only because the friend knew that they were drinking and Nick was driving and he still got in the car so that was stupid on his part. I think that the friends family is taking it alittle to far only because they know that the hogans have money. Anyways DONT DRINK AND DRIVE OR RIDE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waahh….i dont know how to take responsibility for my actions….waahh.
you know what? 2 shit head kids from the next town over from me were drag racing and ran my friends off the road. their car went into a fence and threw 2 of my friends out of the car and one was trapped in the car. the one trapped was DOA. the other 2 were in very serious condition. the 2 other cars responsible for this got a slap on the wrist. i associate nick hogan with this and his non chalant attitude towards drag racing and fast cars. fuck you, fuck body kits, fuck those lights at the bottom of the car, fuck speeding. its not cool. people think you look like an asshole when you drive like that.
having a license is a privilege. there should be a zero tolerance law against anyone under 21 driving like an ass.
Nick looked like an asshole on the show. Only causing this crash makes him look like a real douche bag. Oh and Nick and Brooke….please dont make a mockery of the situation when Nick gets out of PRISON in 8 months. Dont go on Good Morning America or the Today show trying to rally up the public's support because after your Reality show, the public thinks you are a spoiled ass. YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY. YOUR FATHER BARELY IS ANYMORE. GO TO COLLEGE, GET A DEGREE AND STAY OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT. NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ED HARDY SHIRTS AND SHITTY GRAFFITI TRUCKER HATS.
Nick: "All you do is sit there and think, and there's nothing to think about."
:(
His sentenced should be doubled just for saying that, obviously he is a spoiled little boy… maybe jail time will help him grow up, but since he refuses to think I'm guessing that's not going to happen
what a shame. All that time to think about what he did, and not even thinking about his friend who's life he has f—ed up. Great parenting Hogan's. Oh know I have to think for once. I hope he gets raped in prison.
All of you r fucking ass holes.
1) He's didn't use his money of dad to get out of jail
2) He didn't force his FUCKING friend to race with him??? Why should he be completely liable for that?? His friend made the choice to race him and knew of the danger
3) He's surving his time just like everyone else without special treatment.
4) You'll all a bunch of hateful fucks.
All of you fucking ass holes.
1) He's didn't use his money of dad to get out of jail
2) He didn't force his FUCKING friend to race with him??? Why should he be completely liable for that?? His friend made the choice to race him and knew of the danger
3) He's surving his time just like everyone else without special treatment.
4) You'll all a bunch of hateful fucks.
"There's nothing to think about"
THERES NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT!?! Um first off, how about how you almost killed your friend? Can you think about that? Or how about everything else that every human being should think about - like life in general, questioning things, etc. You never have too much time to think and you should NEVER run out of things to think of. Just shows what a dumb ass this kid is. He should be there for longer than 8 months.
Nothing to think about huh? BIG surprise! NONE of these bubble wrapped babies think. Mom & Dad will do it FOR them!
you people have got to be kidding me if you think that transcript is real of a jail conversation. COME ON!!
All of you fucking ass holes.
1) He's didn't use his money of dad to get out of jail
2) He didn't force his FUCKING friend to race with him??? Why should he be completely liable for that?? His friend made the choice to race him and knew of the danger
3) He's surving his time just like everyone else without special treatment.
4) You'll all a bunch of hateful fucks.
Read a book. Don't strain your brain trying to think.
Or have Bubba rub some suntan lotion on your ass, like Dad does Brooke.
maybe the idea is you think about what you have done?
While Iam not saying that he is innocent by any means I do have to feel bad for him. This kid was his BEST friend. That alone is going to haunt him for the rest of his life that he did this to his best friend. Hes basically dealing with all of this PLUS his parents getting divorced, and his father sleeping with his sisters best friend. Do you remember when you were 17? Were you having to deal with these types of issues? I doubt it….he is going to need a lot of psychological help when he gets out!
Are you kidding me? He tells his mother that "all you do is sit there & think, and there's is NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT?????????"
He got everything he deserves & should have been much more!!! He has been in jail how long now a week or so & doesnt have anything to think about??? He is ungrateful & has no remorse WHATSOEVER!!!!
Fucking idiot!!! If it were me I would be thinking EVERYDAY about his friend John & what NICK DID!!!!!
Re: Alena –
YOU ARE RETARDED …HE HAS NO FUCKING RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANY OF THIS AND HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL HE'S NOT IN JAIL FOR 10 YEARS RIGHT NOW LIKE ANYONE ELSE WOULD PROBABLY BE.. …AND BEING THAT HE'S ONLY BEEN THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES HE REALLY NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAN UP.. FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN STRUTTING AROUND LIKE HE IS ABOVE THE LAW THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES…AND HE GOT OFF EASY ON TOP OF THAT …DONT STAND UP FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL ALWAYS USE HIS MONEY TO GET OUT OF EVERY MORAL OBLIGATION BY STEPPING ON SOMEONE LIKE YOU FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE ..THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PAYING FOR THIS ARE TOO BUSY IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW TO READ THIS STUPID BLOG
first of all nick said that "it was HALF the size of his bathroom NOT the size" and 2nd what nick has done is a terrible thing and let radio stations play that maybe it will knock sense into others out there who drink & drive and race -and ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELT !!!
NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT??
HOW ABOUT THE FACT YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A VEGETABLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING MORON?
I'd rather spend 8 months in a place 'smaller than my bathroom' than to have to be on life support for the rest of my life.
WHAT A FUCKING PRICK.
HE DESERVES TO ROT IN THERE.
Linda needs to learn how to be a mom… geez!
Re: not necessary –
that's the truth
"Nothing to think about"???
Bahahahahahaha!!!
I beg to differ.
He has all this time and nothing to think about –BECAUSE HE'S SO FREAKING DUMB!
That's the worst punishment in the world. Worse than death. Being trapped with your own boring mind and personality. Yay.
True, nobody forced his friend into the car…and he should have worn his seatbelt.
Nick saying there is nothing to think about!?!?! WTF?? How about how you destroyed your friend's life showing off because you thought you were cool? How about your parent's broken marriage and all of the heartbreak you have given them and your sister? How about what the hell you will do when you get out to show people you are truly sorry for what happened and maybe showing others the errors of your ways?
How about stopping the whining and taking it like a man because you should be in there a lot longer than what you're going to be.
How about being thankful for the life you DO have and how you'll never have to work a real job a day in your life…unless you grow up and become a responsible, adult human being and grow a soul. Sounds like you have a lot to think about to me
What a pansy… Its jail!!! DUH!!! Dumb little rich kids… He better be thinking!! Thinking about the terrible thing he did!!!!
this shit head has still not learned the lesson here it seems. What a rich little BITCH! He always acts so hard ass….humm
Re: ixz –
THANK YOU!!
Re: Retards – "All of you r fucking ass holes."
Pot meet Kettle
honestly, what he did was stupid, but i am sure his friend was behind the wheel sometimes. He should be punished, but people need to lay off. America would be a lot more forgiving if it wasn't a celebrity. His friend chose to get into the car after they had been drinking, and neglected to wear a seatbelt. It was a really stupid decision on both their parts, but I really doubt nick intended for this to happen. He is serving time and getting punished, it's sad that his phone calls with his mom aren't even private. They should be. No one here know's what he is going through.