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When Star Jones is looking better than you, you're doing something wrong!!!

Sharon Stone brought out her tranny regalia for the amFAR benefit in Cannes on Thursday.

Starzilla, on the other hand, looked elegant and movie star-like.

We need Barbara Walters to kick us in the head cuz this shit ain't right!

[Photos via Getty Images.]

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 3:15 pm / Email this »

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Jo says – reply to this

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Nightmare
lobaby says – reply to this

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grossss
ceci says – reply to this

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sharon stone looks betterrr
moi says – reply to this

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first??

um no way…star jones still looks like an alien.
silly says – reply to this

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I don't know. I hate that dress that Star is wearing. I am ambivalent about Sharon's.
laura says – reply to this

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i want sharon to know that she's not gwen stefani.
Melina says – reply to this

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There is no way Star looks good, ever… Her face scares the hell outta me.
Liz says – reply to this

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Meh….I think I'm done with reading this site, nothing is remotely interesting anymore
Arrynne says – reply to this

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Sharon Stone's picture is photoshopped.. look at how there are parts of her amrs missing.. lol.. Perez you're a fuck head.
SassyCat says – reply to this

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Lol wtf is Sharon the man doing lol thats um like a total im on acid pose hahaha
jack says – reply to this

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umm i LOVE sharon stone's gown!!
lala says – reply to this

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they both look shiteous
They both look like pus filled pussies says – reply to this

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Nasty ass fucked up whores
TAG says – reply to this

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STAR LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAL.
Keli says – reply to this

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Are you kidding!?!?! Sharon looks great!!
haha says – reply to this

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star jones "elegant and movie like"? Not with a five o'clock shadow.
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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Yea right, 'cept Star Jones forgot to shave. What's that all about…..!!!?????!
Rozzy says – reply to this

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I hate Star Jones….. I don't care how good she looks… she's a bitch.
ROBYN'S BILLBOARD DEBUT? #107 says – reply to this

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PEREZ SUCKS AND SO DOES HIS MUSIC!!! THE NEXT TIME THIS GUY TALKS SHIT ADOUT ANY OTHER SINGER LETS REMIND HIM THAT ROBYN'S HOT NEW CD IS #107 ON THE CHART WAY TO GO PEREZ!!! FAT ASS NO ONE LIKES YOUR STUFF
Anna says – reply to this

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SHARON looks like HAYDEN P.
Simone "QUEEN" W.... says – reply to this

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First….Sharon Looks beter…I love the queenly long animal dress….sexi..
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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Sharon looks like she's waving a huge smelly fart in the direction of the paps. HILARIOUS!
stacy says – reply to this

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I am so sick of Star Jones posing with her stupid hand on her stupid hip. Can someone tell her she looks ridiculous with that same pose in EVERY picture?
danie says – reply to this

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umm…sharon stone looks way better
Humble Pie Does a Body Good says – reply to this

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Looks like Star should have a second helping. She's looking better.
Looks like Sharon could use some. She's looking terrible.
lexy says – reply to this

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sharon stone could be in an ape costume and still look better than star
MissBunny says – reply to this

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I thought Sharon was Cameron Diaz!!!
Look out Cam….trainwreck ahead!!!
Fungus says – reply to this

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Sharon Stone looks like Julie Newmar (Catwoman).

Show some more nakid Stone pics.
Jane says – reply to this

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I think sharon stone looks better
natalie says – reply to this

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i'm with ceci
Captain Spaulding says – reply to this

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Star Jones looked MUCH better when she was obese and still ugly.
Shannon says – reply to this

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Again…..Why the Fuck is Star Jones at Cannes????? Aside from the stupid pose Sharon Stone looks waaaayyyyy better than pug face Star! There she is with her predictable open hand wrapped around her still fat hip…meh!
Cristal says – reply to this

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Re: moi – I agree! The bad lighting is covering a lot of that ugly up!
douchenozzle says – reply to this

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Star Jones does NOT look good. What are you, blind? They're both scary.
tamzin says – reply to this

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ss looks much better. it's a lot of look, but starzilla had to cinch her dress up with a cheap ass belt that DOES NOT GO. i'm of the opinion that zilla's been relying heavily (ahem) on some pretty amazing undergarments to hold all that shit up.
r says – reply to this

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Sharon looks hot.
love says – reply to this

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Sharon looks FEROSH!! I don't know what you're on about Perez…. I think someone is due for a checkup.
chris says – reply to this

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you are so jealous that you wern't there or invited. Sharon Stone looks hot for gods sake
looks like says – reply to this

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It looks like Sharon had something done recently….maybe yesterday…maybe she has had a complete overhaul.
Subie says – reply to this

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I personally think Sharon looks great! I'm ALL about the leopard print though…hope that doesn't make me a tranny!
Moobs says – reply to this

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Frost! Dragilicious:)
MarkiChristopher says – reply to this

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umm, Sharon looks much better you fag hag. and besides, whats with the shitty photoshop on her arm? lmao
HANNMANN says – reply to this

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FUCK OFF STAR JONES, SHE LOST A BUNCH OF WEIGHT…. BIG DEAL SHE STILL LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN RETARD….ESPECIALLY WITH THAT BIG CHIPMUNK HEAD OF HERS AND SHE SMILES LIKE SHE IS TAKIN A BIG SHIT….SO FUCK OFF, THE VIEW SUCKS WITH OR WITHOUT HER….NOW WHAT
... says – reply to this

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wrong again perez!
neo says – reply to this

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Sharon Stone is still hot… Yummy
ezz says – reply to this

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Sharon's dress is cool she looks beautiful.
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Are you blind Perez? Star looks like my dog Lola. She is really ugly and will NEVER look good. (Unfortunately, the same goes for my poor Lola).
pykio says – reply to this

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perez you re an idiot sharon looks hot even if you don't like her she looks amazing for a 50 year old woman in fact she was always a beauty.
note to sharon says – reply to this

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leopard print is best worn as an accent to your outfit, not as the WHOLE outfit
Don't laugh too hard Perez says – reply to this

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Two "has beens" with nothing to do…you'll be there soon too Perez! I'll bet Star had to pay her own way.
kat says – reply to this

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what the fuck….sharon stone looks hot!! star jones looks like tyranny!!!!
Linda says – reply to this

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Sorry, but that is not Sharon Stone.
Theo says – reply to this

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Sharon looks amazing. I would not have done the matchy matchy purse but her hair and make up are great. I am not love'in Star. The belt is aweful and I am not a fan of feathers on a woman her age, except maybe Phyllis Diller or "Madame" the puppet.
jaqy says – reply to this

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no fucking way does star jones look better. sharon stone ois gorgeous!!! i love her dress!!1
Jon says – reply to this

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First of all Sharone Stone does not look like a tranny!! She looks fabulous, love her leopard dress she is one of a few movie stars left pure glamour..
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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GOOD CALL! IS THAT REALLY SHARON STONED? ALWAYS KNEW SHE WAS CHEAP & TRAMPY, BUT THIS IS THE WORST EVER!
Kay says – reply to this

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Star's publicists are paying you to say pleasant things about her, aren't they? Because your opinion has changed so severely I can't think of what else might have motivated you. She's a smart lady, or her people are smart, if that's the case.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Perez…you actually made me laugh! I don't think many of us have to worry about Starzilla looking better than we do anytime soon! Sharon rocks! I love her leopard dress!
riri says – reply to this

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sharon looks fantastic!
star does not look elegant, she looks like a yoda turtle with terrible breasts and flabby skin
perez is a hot mess, haha
pinkfly says – reply to this

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****************************************************************
Ummm, let me get this straight
You- Feirce in an all yellow t-shirt with the words "Hot Mess" written on it
&
Sharon Stone- in a dress that fits her figure very well looks worse than lumpy Star? -Her dress has a belt on it for christs sake, Perez!!!
I just don't get your logic sometimes.
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meg says – reply to this

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I think sharon looks fierce
CDN says – reply to this

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Forget the dresses (which are both hideous), what is up with Sharon's arm? There looks like there should be a person there twisting her rubber arm into wearing that!
allison says – reply to this

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Why does she always have her hand like that? Is she hiding her depends panty line?
NoElleNo- that's not Sharon Stone says – reply to this

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I SWEAR I was about to say how eligant and totally FEM Elle DeGeneris looks in a dress….we had no ideas that wsa Sharon Stone! I think they both look lovely…but that ain't Sharon….nope nope nope not her. That's Ellen.
J BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this

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PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO
MORE PICTURES OF STAR JONES !!!!!! WE GET IT SHE'S IN HEAT! IT'S SPRING! SHE WANTS SOME COCK
ZOE says – reply to this

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note to STAR: DON'T WEAR WHITE UNDER THE BRIGHT RED CARPET LIGHTS. IT MAKES YOUR FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW LOOK LIKE YOU FELL IN SHOE POLISH.
stephanie says – reply to this

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star jones is one desperado!! pink boxers for breast cancer research are the new hot item–check em out!!
Daisy says – reply to this

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Ummm…it looks kind of like Kristin Chenoweth, not Sharon Stone. Or even one of the Olsen twins in the face.
J BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this

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SHARON'S OUT FIT ISN'T AS AWFUL AS PEREZ"S YELLOW/DEVO minus RED FLOWER POT/80's/THRIFT STORE TRAGEDY.
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STAR LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN EATING BROWN DIAPERS
Jen says – reply to this

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Good grief. Both are such drama queens. What's up with Sharon's arm? Is she waiting to be escorted to the dead carcass of whatever animal's skin she is wearing? Tally ho, off to the feast.
tess says – reply to this

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star jones can only dream about looking better than sharon stone.
Lu says – reply to this

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Whats up with her arm?!
Manda says – reply to this

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Sharon Stone's dress would have been great if it were not tacky jungle print. If it were blue or something it would be pretty.
ana says – reply to this

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lets not go that far Perez
Meghan420 says – reply to this

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Are you being sued by Star? Are you being forced to write good things about her? I dont understand, she looks terrible. Her hair, her make-up, that dress, the saggy armpit-boob. Gross, I know you cant actualy think she looks even decent in this picture
Mary Friggin Fownes says – reply to this

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they both look photoshopped. definetly.
klepto says – reply to this

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Sharon's pic looks photoshopped…her arm looks very choppy…very BAD EDITING!
Maria says – reply to this

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Neither of them are photoshopped. Sharon Stone looks FABULOUS!
LOVE the dress. Star's a cunt.
Name says – reply to this

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Star's dress looks like something my cat ripped up and Sharon's dress looks like my cat. It's a lose-lose situation here.
Novel1 says – reply to this

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Star looks ridiculous - you don't wear white until after Memorial Day.

And who in the HELL would look TO YOU for fashion advice after launching your "Itty-Bitty-Titty Twelve-Yr-Old" T-shirts with GUNS on them?!!

You're a clown to us now, P. P-Clown
Uhmmm says – reply to this

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*kicking Perez in the head*

In Barbara's absence, I had to do it. Sharon looks good. And what's with the hem of Star's dress? But then… we shouldn't be taking fashion tips from Perez.
me says – reply to this

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sharon looks fab!!! star jones does not look good, her waist line is distgusting…that belt and dress make her figure look square and pear shaped…not cute..
dumbass society says – reply to this

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why the fuck do u dumb mothafuckers hate so much. theres. star looks gorgeous thank you very much. sharon does to be like i said before stop hating. i bet star looks better than half of u bitches talkin shit about her. fall back!
Michelle says – reply to this

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Why are either of these has beens at Cannes anyway?
gwwat says – reply to this

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You'd think for all their money between 'em,
they could afford to buy mirrors.
l says – reply to this

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sharon stones arms are TOTALLY photoshopped in that picture!!!!
Cammie says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but Sharon IS WORKING IT!
nanonano says – reply to this

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get yer eyes ckd perez…you got it all wrong!
reenie says – reply to this

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Why do you insist on showing Start Jones??? She's a total mess and doesn't deserve any air time or media recognition whatsoever! Make her go away!
Isabella says – reply to this

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i think sharon looks hot! better than the tranny anyway….

not many has-beens could pull off the leopard
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Perez….tsk, tsk….and you call yourself gay. You have got this one DEAD WRONG…!!!
Sharon Stone looks fabulous and very chic.
Star Jones…looks…well, like Star Jones. TradeMark fake hair. Wrapped in my grandmother's bedspread, and tied with a clashing black satin or leather bow—that points/faces down because it's riding the lower curvature of her round protruding belly. Yes, protruding belly. Can't Star afford a freaking corset…???!!!
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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And NO one has yet satisfactorily answered what the fuck Starzilla freaking Jones is doing at the Cannes Film Festival. She's still a loser, and still out of her league at Cannes. And no dress and no pose on the red carpet, no matter how frequent, is going to make her fit. She has always wanted to be something she is not, and evidently always will.
perez is fat says – reply to this

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who ever listens to any sort of fashion advice from perez is mentally retarded
Thank God For People With Vision And Wit says – reply to this

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Re: Cammie – Re: nanonano – Re: Isabella – THANK YOU!!!
Miss Lilly says – reply to this

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My Gawd!! Sharon looks like a leopard on the prow!!
Anna says – reply to this

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I thought the first picture was Cameron (ugly face) Diaz.
heath says – reply to this

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Star looks like she needs to poop. And for some strange reason that just does not quite look like Sharon Stone to me….
France says – reply to this

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Star Jones will NEVER look better than Sharon Stone even if she were wearing a garbage bag.
Dale says – reply to this

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I think Sharon looks great!
aeryn says – reply to this

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let's get one thing straight: sharon stone would look better in anything, period. star jones looks like a fraggle. there i said it, she looks like a black jim henson character. Great show btw.

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