Ellen to Marry at the Bush Crawford Ranch?!

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First lady Laura Bush and daughter (the recently married) Jenna Bush Hager will appear in next Wednesday's episode of Ellen.

And, unlike John McCain (boo!), Republican by blood Jenna showed support for Ellen's upcoming nups to Portia DeRossi.

In a conversation (taped Thursday) about public figures desiring privacy on their big day, Jenna greenlighted Ellen's request to use the Bush family compound for her wedding.

Ellen: So, the ranch was a great place to get married – it looked like nobody could fly over and get pictures or bother you, really.

Jenna: Yeah, that was really nice.

Ellen: So, can we borrow it for our wedding, can we get the ranch?

Jenna: Sure!

Ellen: Okay, great!

Aww. We've always had a little soft spot in our heart for Jenna.

We all know that the Ellen nups would never happen on the Bush ranch…but wouldn't it be a great if it actually did happen?!

What a great way to say eff you to John McCain and his like-minded followers.

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    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Double Standard! says – reply to this


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      Re: hey – You must be misinformed, because I watched him on the Debate months ago on Logo and he was against gay marriage due to religious beliefs.

    2. CLe03 says – reply to this


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      How the hell does this prove that Jenna is ok with gay marriage? She was just saying "sure" to be polite… what else was she supposed to say? No, F*** you Ellen! Never!!!"??? Just because she's being polite doesn't mean she is for it. I bet you if they really wanted to get married there, the answer would be no….

    3. Jimmyboyo says – reply to this


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      Re: Kaylie – If it occurs in nature then it can NOT be unnatural. For to be unnatural measn it does not nor can it occur in nature at all

    4. Scott says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,
      It's not about gay marriage. It's about the 6 million or so Californians who voted on Prop 22 back in 2000 which clearly defined marriage as one man and one woman.

      The proposition passed 61-39%. Not exactly close. Who the fuck are these 4 judges to think they are morally superior to the 7.5mm people that voted on it!?!?

      Since you insist on discussing politics- what are you gonna do now that your girl Hillary getting the nomination is less likely than Lindsay Lohan getting Oscar nods for "I Know Who Killed Me"?!?!?

      You gonna vote for Che-loving, Chavez-coddling, Ahmadinajad-validating Obama?

    5. Mandalyn says – reply to this


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      McCain is not the only one for same sex civil unions but against gay marriage. Guess what, you political moron? Obama and Clinton are against gay marriage, too. SOOOOO…why only take a stab at McCain? I may still vote for him, but I am pro gay marriage. Problem is: NO MAJOR CANDIDATE IS FOR IT, ANYWAY.

      I can't wait to work at the Saint Paul Hotel for the convention. I hope I meet McCain. He was fucking hot back in the 70's.

    6. emily says – reply to this


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      I am a strong McCain supporter, but I am not against gays. I don't think that what they have should be called marriage because thats between a man and a woman, but I think people who judge them based on the gender of who they love are very, very ignorant. A little advice, however, would not to bring political issues into such a frivolous but fun website, people just aren't up for it.

    7. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Let's not forget her comments on Larry King… she might be a bit confused about what the Republican Party is all about.

      Ignorance is a good thing here.

    8. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Re: Lynda Love – You are basically saying Lynda, that anyone that doesn't think like you, are idiots. And because something doesn't bother you or your husband, that that's the measuring rod we are supposed to use.

      You are being the very person you are ranting about. And don't realize it.

    9. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Re: OMG
      "It doesn't say in the Bible.. blah blah blah" Well if you don't believe in the Bible why do you even care what it says? BTW it DOES say that sex between two men or women is an abomination. Now you can get upset about that, but why would you if you don't believe in it?

    10. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Re: RichiePooDeNashVegas
      "Something about Nancy Reagan having gay hair dressers and being hypocritical"
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      Um, you can believe the gay marriage and or gay sex is wrong, and still treat homosexuals nicely, be there friends, and not "black list them" That isn't being hypocritical. That's just being tolerant.

      The fact you believe that you must treat others that you disagree with in contempt, or you are a hypocrite says a lot. It really does.

      If gays like Perez wants to be treated with tolerance and equality, he needs to start doing it himself. This isn't "Do what I say, not what I do"

    11. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Re: Grow up
      " – Lucifer is a myth. jesus is a myth, your buble is a fairytale. grow up."
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      It must take a lot of faith to believe that.
      Regardless of you making such statements as if they were fact, they are not.

      No one knows. Anyone that claims they 100% know for a fact is either a liar, or a cook. On either side. Both sides rely on faith.

      If you believe there is no God, that belief is based on faith.
      If you believe there is a God, that belief is based on faith.

      Now agnostics hold no belief either way. So no faith required. Funny how that works huh. And I bet you attack faith based rational too don't you? :)

    12. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Re: animals are gayer than gay
      Wow, just wow lets tear down this hateful post you made point by point.
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      First you make character assassination. Which is absurd.
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      "to the small minded: if homosexuality is unnatural"
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      Next you compare human actions to animals to attempt to justify it
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      "why is it so prevalent in nature? thousands of species practice homosexuality. do some research."
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      Thousands of species also eat their young, fecal matter and also murder. I would never try to use those examples as legit reasons for humans to do it. In other words, if you have to compare the actions of wild beasts to man to justify your actions, you have already lost.
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"to the haters (because if you hate it, you got it): if homosexuality is unnatural, then those feelings you are trying to deny are ???"
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      There are lots of feelings humans have that we consider unnatural. That's not even a valid comparison.
      .
"if homosexuality is a choice then straight people choose being straight over being gay? good choice! who would choose being gay in this world?"

      Actually one of the men that took homosexuality out of the psych illness books now says it's reversible. But I guess he doesn't know what he is talking about. ;) Again disagreeing with someone's lifestyle does not = hate. No matter how badly you want it to.

    13. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Re: Jimmyboyo
      "If it occurs in nature then it can NOT be unnatural. For to be unnatural measn it does not nor can it occur in nature at all"
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      Another silly comment. When people say homosexuality is unnatural, they aren't referring to "happens in nature" so much as this definition. They are more referring to

      "at variance with what is normal or to be expected: the unnatural atmosphere of the place."

      So now you know that, you wont be repeating what you just said above right? Of course you will. You'll just ignore the facts, and hope the next place you say it wont correct you as I have.

    14. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Again just to rap things up.

      #1 People who are against homosexual sex for religious reasons aren't doing so out of hate (For the most part either) nor are they homophobic.

      #2. People who believe that homosexual sex is immoral, then have friends that are gay, or employees that are gay, are NOT I repeat NOT being hypocrites. They are being TOLERANT. Them being hypocrites would them having sex with someone their same sex.

      #3. You can be gay, and be friends with religious people and no treat them with contempt. This is called being tolerant. You don't have to accept your friend's beliefs, but that doesn't mean you should treat him or her badly, or badmouth them.

      Finally, most gays or anti-gays that do attack the "other side" do it in order to belittle them and their lifestyles or beliefs so it makes theirs look more right. After all, people can't have other people thinking that say, someone has a logical sane reason to believe homosexual sex is wrong. So they attack them and act as if that person was just hateful, or bigoted.

      What people don't realize is, in doing so, you are being the very person you hate. Now some believe "because they are right" they are justified. Well that's what the other side that does it believes too. Two wrongs don't make a right.

    15. kate says – reply to this


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      I guess you love your parents no matter how big a war criminal they may be, but this reminds us that it doesn't necessarily mean they have a-hole children. Jenna seems like a kinder, gentler, more open minded Bush. I wish she could get her mother off whatever pills they keep her hopped up on–talk about 'dead behind the eyes'! Oy!

    16. I Want To Be A Psycho Man says – reply to this


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      Re: Kevin – Gosh Kevin, YOU certainly have a really BIG problem with gay people! It sure looks like a case of "the lady doth protest too much methinks"! What ARE you trying so hard to hide? I think YOU had better get a grip on some therapy and SOON before you turn into A John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmer. Your extremely verbose and hostile postings and your need to address EVERY person & issue relentlessly shows just how close to the edge you are. A very big hammer for such a small nut. Pun INTENDED!

    17. STR8 seeks BJ or JO with a bud says – reply to this


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      Re: Kevin

      is this you, kevin? posting on craig's list? you are not alone!

    18. STR8 masc seeks same says – reply to this


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      Re: Kevin

      kevin, homosexuality is not a life style. is heterosexuality a life style? oh, and since that ONE guy on the planet says homosexuality is reversible, well, ah guess hit must be yuck yuck . so, now my straight friends can reverse their sexuality too and meet you on craig's list in the m4m on the dl at first!

    19. dicklick says – reply to this


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      Re: Kevin

      DEAR KEVIN,
      YOUR MOTHER PROBABLY TRIED TO EAT YOU, BUT SETTLED ON EATING HER FECAL MATTER INSTEAD. TASTED BETTER

    20. McCAIN = BUSH says – reply to this


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      IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT INNOCENT LIVES BEING LOST (IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, COMING SOON TO IRAN) MAYBE YOUR POCKETBOOK WILL HAVE AN EFFECT ON YOU. WHEN BUSH STRIKES IRAN YOU CAN EXPECT TO PAY AT LEAST $10/GALLON, MAYBE MORE. IF YOU HAVE ENJOYED THE LAST 7-8 YEARS, YOU WILL LOVE A MCCAIN PRESIDENCY. HE IS A WAR MONGER, AS WELL, ALTHOUGH DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN BUSH, HE IS NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK.
      GOOGLE:MCCAIN GI BILL, GOOGLE: BUSH NAZI GOOGLE: PNAC GOOGLE:MCCAIN LOBBYIST



    21. 221

      "Gosh Kevin, YOU certainly have a really BIG problem with gay people! "
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      I assure you no matter how much you project I have problems with gay people, I do not. :) You are doing the exact thing I said people do when people like me voice their opinions. Attack them as if they are the ones with the problem as to make it seem as if said person could never have come to said conclusion in a logical non-hateful way. Well I did, and you can. :)
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      "It sure looks like a case of "the lady doth protest too much methinks" What ARE you trying so hard to hide? I think YOU had better get a grip on some therapy and SOON before you turn into A John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmer. "
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      More projection and hatefulness. tsk tsk. I hope you don't express to people that you are tolerant and non-bigoted. If your rant was so just, you'd not have to revert to such dishonest shinanigans. :(
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      "Your extremely verbose and hostile postings"
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      My posts weren't hostile in any way. None. Again you are projecting.
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      " and your need to address EVERY person & issue relentlessly shows just how close to the edge you are. A very big hammer for such a small nut. Pun INTENDED!"
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      Or I just feel that it's only polite to respond to those that respond to me… or that say something that is simply silly or wrong.

      I must have hit pretty close to the mark to have gotten you all riled up like that.



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      Re: STR8 masc seeks same
      "kevin, homosexuality is not a life style. is heterosexuality a life style?"
      No they are not. But I never said I anything about just being a homosexual did I? Nope :(
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      "oh, and since that ONE guy on the planet says homosexuality is reversible, well, ah guess hit must be yuck yuck ."
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      It's the same ONE GUY that homosexuals used for decades to prove it wasn't a psychological disorder. I guess it's ok to use him to prove that, but not that it can be reversible. (lawl)
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      " so, now my straight friends can reverse their sexuality too"
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      I am sure they could if they wanted to.
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      "and meet you on craig's list in the m4m on the dl at first"

      I don't go on Craig's list.



    23. 223

      Re: McCAIN = BUSH
      "BLAH BLAH BLAH LOTS OF CAPITOL LETTERS WITH NO REAL SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING HOW THINGS WORK!111"
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      Why is it always those that FEEL the need to type in ALL caps that say the dumbest things on this board? Take dicklick above for example.

      Just silly. :)



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      Re: kate I guess you love your parents no matter how big a war criminal they may be,
      Or more than likely her daughter is smart enough not to buy into that war criminal political zealous bullshit.
      [re=2246138]Re: kate
      I wish she could get her mother off whatever pills they keep her hopped up on–talk about 'dead behind the eyes'! Oy![/re]
      I wish kate would stop making baseless accusations unless she has proof to back them up. Else she just looks like a hateful wench. :(

    25. CLOSET QUEER WHO CAN'T SHUT UP! says – reply to this


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      Re: KevinK – & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON

    26. LogicalThinking says – reply to this


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      Face it Perez, a majority of American's does not accept what you are pushing. Yes we all know that you do not have a choice of being gay, but we do have a choice to accept you wanting to get married like us. Just take your civil unions and be happy.

      Remember the old saying, be careful of what you wish for, you just may get it. Just ask fifty percent of the straight couples who get married.



    27. 227

      Re: CLOSET QUEER WHO CAN'T SHUT UP! say: Here, I am going to call you a homosexual till you stop talking! It's hitting too close to the truth, I can't stand it!111

      If you think by calling me a homosexual, that I will go and hide in fear that *gasp* you think I am gay and not speak my mind anymore, well you have to wrong guy there sugar-tits. :) As a matter of fact, your posts made my anus tingle. OH BOYZ!11

      But seriously, attempting to call others fags to get the to shut up is about silly and jr highish don't you think? Maybe? Just a tad? :)

    28. PinkY says – reply to this


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      Why kiss people's ass who hate your "kind"? Fuck them Ellen. Don't dip your face into their anus to get some kind of brownie points out of it. You're too good for that shit.



    29. 229

      Re: LogicalThinking Face it Perez, a majority of American's does not accept what you are pushing. Yes we all know that you do not have a choice of being gay, but we do have a choice to accept you wanting to get married like us. Just take your civil unions and be happy.
      I don't think you really speak for most America. Take for me for example. My morals and conscience tells me that homosexuals sex is wrong, yet I would NEVER treat anyone differently, or in a bad manner because of it. I am ALL FOR homosexuals getting treated equally. You or I aren't any better than they are. If you think you are, you are wrong. We all all on the same boat. I am ALL FOR giving gays EQUAL RIGHTS. I am ALL AGAINST treating people differently in that way. Regardless of what you feel about homosexual sex, you shouldn't treat people differently because of it.

    30. Brooke says – reply to this


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      Yea not everyone has to follow your trend you fag. I hate gays.

    31. LogicalThinking says – reply to this


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      Re: KevinK – - I guess you do not fall into that catagory "majority of Americans". It's ok, don't let it get you down. Remeber, we all have the right to our own opinions, this is still a free country (at least until that facist communist Obama gets ushered into the white house with the help from the media and the other white guilt liberals). As for the other comments you made, please show me in which line I said I was better than anyone? Exactly………..Keep towing that liberal lie, I mean line.

    32. anotherfuckingdumbass says – reply to this


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      Re: LogicalThinking

      You obviously have no clue as to the meaning of the word fascist.
      Speaking of lies, Bush seems to do nothing but, have you noticed?

    33. lezzie says – reply to this


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      Re: Brooke

      YOU SPOT IT, YOU GOT IT!!!



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      Re: LogicalThinking
      Your post was just so wrong, it's not even funny. Me telling "liberal" lies? lol!

      And I know what the "majority" thinks. And it's to give people EQUAL rights. this isn't about being a liberal or conservative. It's about being a human being. As far as you saying you are better than anyone, you don't have to. By saying that you can marry, but gays can't, you are saying that you are better than they are. If your belief is centered in the Bible, you should know it does say we are all on the same boat sin wise. Cast the first stone etc. I don't have to agree with homosexual sex being moral, to agree that homosexuals should be treated equal. I am all about treating my fellow man as my equal no matter what he or she believes or doesn't believe in.

    35. holly says – reply to this


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      Fuck you Perez– you fag.
      Not everyone agrees with HOMOSEXUALITY…but a lot of people do accept it.

      McCain was on Ellen and was VERY VERY nice and had a lot of fun…
      Although he doesn't agree with her lifestyle, he doesn't HATE on her like you HATE on everyone who isn't gay or who supports McCain.

      Get a grip on life…
      Seriously.



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      Re: anotherfuckingdumbass said You obviously have no clue as to the meaning of the word fascist. Speaking of lies, Bush seems to do nothing but, have you noticed?

      Anyone that calls Bush a fascist doesn't either. As far as the accusation that Bush does nothing but, it wasn't Bush that was caught lying under oath and goat impeached over doing so. :p

      All Politicians lie. If you look up to Bush OR Clinton as a hero you're a moron.



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      BTW to the above statement (Forgot to reply) Why do you hate gays? or anyone for that matter?

    39. LogicalThinking says – reply to this


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      Re: anotherfuckingdumbass – - You may want to check out a DICTIONARY and look up the word facist. Then take a long look at what liberals are pushing on America. Of course you may have drank so much of the kool aid that you will never get it.

      P.S. Love the name. ;)

    40. LogicalThinking says – reply to this


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      Re: KevinK
      If you were correct on your version of the majority, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Now would we?

    41. anotherfuckingdumbass says – reply to this


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      Re: LogicalThinking

      you can't even spell fascist, moron!

    42. kevinkisaprophet says – reply to this


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      Re: KevinK

      i look up to you as a hero, kevink! please keeping yammering on and on, it is helping with my insomnia. you are so presumptuous, it must be read to be believed. every single righteous post just riddled with presumptions! you are hilarious! thanks for the laughs and good luck with the urges.

    43. so fucking stupid says – reply to this


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      Re: KevinK

      Bush has yet to go under oath to perjure himself, you moron! There aren't enough members of Congress with a backbone to get impeachment hearings underway for him to have the opportunity to do so. None of his cronies will go under oath, either, for they know they will perjure themselves. This is without question the most corrupt administration the United States has ever see, this is FACT, not opinion. This is not emotion fueled blather, it is fact. DO some research, kid!



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      [re=2254184]Re: LogicalThinking said: If you were correct on your version of the majority, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Now would we?"

      That makes no sense at all. You arguing with me does not = majority.



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      Anyone else notice those that spaz out on here do it on stupid accounts so people wont realize what asshats they are in real life?

      You know the classic calling someone older than you a "kid" to belittle them because you are insecure because I said something that hurt your feelings. Regardless of Bush never being under oath. Those are the facts.

      And any retard that looks up to either two Presidents have issues. I am not praising Bush. I am making fun of him. I am just saying of the two, Clinton was the worse liar.

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      Re: anotherfuckingdumbass – -So I made a typo. Is that the best you can do? Pathetic low life liberal trash. Good luck living in your parents basement for the rest of your life.

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      Re: KevinK – -If you really believe you are in the majority with your beliefs about homosexual marriage, then their is nothing I can say or show you that will change your mind. Have fun living in Never Never Land.

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      Re: KevinK – And any retard that looks up - You just lost the moral high ground with that statement. So I guess you really aren't as good as you think you are.



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      Re: Logica if you really believe you are in the majority with your beliefs about homosexual marriage blah blah
      I re-read what I said about MARRIAGE. I said nothing about promoting homosexual MARRIAGE. Just treating people with equal rights. Which most of the US DOES believe in.



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      Re: Logica And any retard that looks up - You just lost the moral high ground with that statement. So I guess you really aren't as good as you think you are.
      1. I never claimed to have a moral high ground.
      2. I am no better than anyone else.

      That's 0-2 for you now. Want to go for 0-3? Please start paying attention to what you read as well. And don't go off in projective tangents like you did in your last two posts.

      Thanks. :)

    52. ellen says – reply to this


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      Re: I hate Perez
      you are an ignorant peice of shit. get over yourself, gay people ARE PEOPLE they still love and have feelings. i can't believe how completly ignorant and narrowminded people STILL ARE.



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      Re: ellen

      Um ellen, Perez is gay too. Though you do have a point. He only gets upset at injustice that effects him.

      So much for the killing of the shallow self absorbed gay stereotype huh Mario?

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