Everybody's Doing It!
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It's blogging Friday!
That's right, it seems like everyone is taking to their blogs today, to reach out to their fans and "clear the air."
The trainwreck known as Lily Allen is speaking out on being a trainwreck and much much more.
On her blog, she says:
"boring post
Current mood: artistic
Hey everyone ,
So i've been on holiday for the past couple of weeks , i was at a friends house in Nice and then I went to see my Dad in Cannes for a screening of his documentary " There are Dark Forces " I don't get to see him much as he's always in Hungary filming Robin Hood . I had such a nice break , lots of swimming and eating yummy french food , but now I'm back and in the studio with Mark in the countryside trying to finish off the album. I'm so close now, I just really want to get it done so I can tour again . I'm also putting the final touches to this mixtape I'm working on , sorry it's takking so long , but i'm a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to these things. I hope you've been enjoying the tunes on the player , i'll put up some new ones when the albums done . Alfie is finishing his play Eqqus this week , he's been on tour for six months with it , I'm so proud of him it's on till saturday in Richmond so get down there if you can.
What else ?
Oh yeah , the football …………… How amazing was that ? I've never seen anything like it , i watched it down here in Henley with Mark and Barry , Mark supports Chelsea and Barry didn't really care , i drank lots of rose and kept changing my mind about who I wanted to win . I felt bad for Terry and Lampard, I guess the right team won but i would have loved it if United had lost cause it would have been Ronaldo's fault and I hate Ronaldo , well I don't hate him , but after the whole winking incident I don't like him so much .
Apart from that my life is boring , just working hard .
speak soon lovers x x
lily
listening to Robert Plant and Alison Krauss ,Scarlett Johanssen doing Tom Waits, MGMT ,Vampire Weekend , Liquid Liquid and The Fall oh and Bon Iver . all amazing records please go and buy them all
ps . I don't really like to respond to things I read about my self in the press but , for the record I was not thrown off anybodys yacht in Cannes , occasionally I drink wine with lunch and yes i swim topless , this in my book is not embarrasing behaviour I'm 23 years old it's not my fault if photographers follow me everywhere and need a story to print with their pointless pictures . I wish digital cameras hadn't been invented , if these photographers had to pay for film it wouldn't wouldn't be worth their time , there is nothing proffesional about them , most of them look like they wouldn't be out of place at a BNP meeting . On the other hand digital pictures are easier to retouch , so i shouln't complain .
I went for lunch with my ex boyfriend yesterday , lunch . I am not some failed baby making machine desperately to trying to win my man back . Sometimes I think these journalists are still living in the 50's . No one knows anything about my relationships . Ed and I are friends , who went for lunch yesterday , thats it .
It's all so sexist , i wonder how many of these male journos , had bought themselves a house by the time they were 23. I work very hard at what i do , yes I like a drink and yes I have my bad days , but that doesn't mean I'm out of control. I'm perfectly capable of looking after my self thank you very much."
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored photo of Lily's boobies!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Ewww, first.
WOW
1st bitches
Itty Bitty Tittie Committee
1st - sydney loves perez
FIRST!!!
FIrst biotches
Eww! She's screwed up.
first!
well at least she looks like a real woman…
6th sydney loves perez - eww
Didnt I hear her say she had a 3rd nipple or something? Because Im not seeing it…
i feel bad for her kinda
itty bitty tittie !!!!!!
Itty Bitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS
HIZHOUSE! FIRST BITCHES>
EW
FIRST!
first
They're just breasts. What's the big deal? Geez.
first
i wish i were at cannes.
theperfectred.net
I'd hit that. itty bitties mosquitos.
ohhh who to believe…press or her…damnit!
First…..what boobies? haha
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
35th!
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol well at least she has nice hair lmao
AHHHHHHHHHHH! : /
FIRST! She's chunky.
If I was her, i WOULD be embarrassed showing of those "boobies" (more like mosq
is she in a water fountain?
First!
Nice tots, Lil…I love her…
If I was her, i WOULD be embarrassed showing of those "boobies" (more like mosquito bites on her chest!).
And lose some weight you flabby cunt!
LOOK AT THAT BELLY! wooo
EW
Nice tits
She looks cute
Her body looks like my grandfathers….
Boobies? What boobies?!?!?!?!?
[[[[[[[[[ I like thoze tiny titz…mine are too bigg ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
………………hill/bill bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wow she's flat
MGMT really is amazing.
Wow. After reading her blog I feel total respect for her now. U go girl!
Re: samantha g – Are you out of your mind?! Or just blind?! Her hair looks, and has always looked, completely AWFUL!
first bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!!! GIMME GIMME MORE CUZ TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH ALL THIS LIQUOR IN MY CUP GOT ME DANCING LIKE A SLUT HANDS ARE SCREAMING GIMME MORE UZ TOO MUCH IS NOT ENOUGH CAN YOU FEEL THE GENTLEMAN RUSH KIM AND BRIT ALL EYES ON US!!! ITS BRITNEY BITCH!!!
Ew man boobs
im 14 and mine are bigger
she's right about the sexism, there's a whole other set of standards for famous women, and even perez buys into them.
Translation of that blog can be summed up as : Oink oink oink!!
God she's such a stupid twat…
she must be mentally ill and suffering from delusions that she's a model. Get over yourself!
bitch needs to do some crunches
FIRST!
I ALWAYS sunbathe topless, so who cares…? We don't give a shit in Europe, we don't have these dumb rules that women can't go topless like you do in California. It's fucking sexist! Who the hell wants whit tits, anyway? Strap marks aren't attractive at all.
EWWW
not hot
she's right.. I just don't get the I'm not wearing underwear-move
She looks like how jade goody used to look.
would love to slap my rigid cock all over those itty bitty tittys. wonder if she drinks cum?
Hey Perez… when I heard the MGMT record, I totally thought of you! Are YOU listening to them?? Because you should be!!
yeah seriously havent you guys noticed the press is always harder on female celebrity, and so is perez.
lol well good thing i sent in the tip.
she needs some implants BAD!!! poor thing!
Lol, you showed her cooch and now her little bitties? LOL!
/Give her credit she is honest, pretty open about herself and most cetain natural. No plastic surgon (breast inplants) here. A big bust is always something to talk about, as she is here so it being small. Everyone is a Critic;
sign me…
A pirate's dream a sunken chest//
She kinda has a man body…anybody??
what boobs? i see no boobs!
she looks like a fat pre-pubescent boy from the neck down.
love you pezza but leave her alone, shes obviously grieving still and trying to distract herself by causing damage. poor lily
This always puzzles me: why don't celebrities know how string together a comprehensible sentence? This offends me more than sunbathing topless (which is fun
) )
WHAAAAAT???
She only got her house because of her Dad. Doesn't she realise that? I think she could actually do with some good old fashioned therapy. Go find yourself a good shrink. Stay with it for a year. You will feel more happier, relaxed and fulfilled Lily. I wish you all the best.
who cares about her tits, WTF I hate her cause she hates christino ronaldo
For such a chubby chick she has flat boobs.
Hmm, my boobs are amazing. anyhow……
buttermilk titties eww!!!
ya see
when yo'stomach is bigger than yo'tits
that ain't no good mama
they look like man boobies, kinda like something you would see on the beach
Baby Boobies! Cute though.
A cool website for men: DrSwagg.com
Re: maggie – are you having a laugh?
I'm looking out the window as I am typing……and the old Hispanic fellow trimming the hedges has bigger boobies than that and he looks better. Just tragic! : -P
yummy - I'd hit it
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Who care if your a talent, your FAT!
-eat a carrot fatty.
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Re: Jeff – You're such a loser for mentioning it. I send in tips all the time and never reveal it when he posts them.
I wish we could sun bath topless in the USA
I have never understood why some people here find the female nipple so offensive but the fattest hairiest guy with big man boobs can take his shirt off and no one blinks and eye. Makes no damn sense at all 
I think Lily looks fine, who cares if she's got small tits, at least they're real, I'm tired of seeing rock hard orbs that are rippled at the side and then passed off as human boobs.
at least lily's boobies are lily's real boobies
Re: DeAnNa –
No she fucking doesn't, you disgusting cunt.
I would love to have her titties. Being big breasted sucks!! Your back always hurts and guys stare at your chest while you talk to them. Assholes. No wonder Im a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!! GO RAINBOW, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly you're hot! I would lick you for days, love! xx
EWw
her tits would look bigger if her stomach wasn't so fat
eww
bit of a beer gut lily
I actually think she looks GREAT ! !
Right on Lily Allen! Why is she considered a trainwreck? This young lady is topless at a French beach… big fuckin' deal! That makes her a trainwreck?
And about her weight… at least she has the BALLS to tell everyone "FUCK YOU" about it and she's not puking or snorting meth to try to please everyone!
Thank god she doesn't look like those pathetic little Olsen trolls!
For an insight into just how fuckin' amazing Lily's music and lyrics are, listen to "Friday Night" and "Everything is Wonderful". They are the best sounding and most thoughtful.
Oh, and Lily, if you happen to read this. thanks for being real in a world packed to the brim with artificial titties, smiles, and talent.
She's got lovely boobies - wish mine were so firm and pert. And leave off her size! There's nothing wrong with it. She's natural, a real human. Wish she'd go vegan, though.
Re: K – You're in luck, butch. I think I had read something a while back where she often fantasizes about lesbian sex. Rock on RugMunchers!
Re: stella –
Agreed. All these people saying eww must be living in some delusional parallel universe where the women are walking photoshopped perfection. Kudos to Allen for keeping it real, I say.
Love her!!!! I think she is awesome! I like her honesty. She has a point she
is 23…have some fun girl!!! Who cares about boobies they are OVER RATED!!!
You go girl?
Do those count as boobies? I consider myself small breasted, but at least mine are 10 times that size and SHAPED LIKE ACTUAL BOOBS.
WHO IS THIS GUY?….lol
i love lilly
shes right
shes FUCKING 23
let her have fun, fuck, i mean, youre only young once
its not trainwreck, its called youre twenties, and she shouldnt stop having fun just cuz theres nosy ass fucking cameras everywhere
She's 'so prou' of her brother Alfie, and she encourages people to see the play, but she can't even spell the name of the play correctly. It's EQUUS, not 'Eqqus'. What a fucking dumbass, I'm sure she hasn't even bothered to see it herself.
Oh, and fat people should never wear bikinis if they don't want some snarky comments…
I used to really dislike her
but now shes more honest and not as mean as she used to be
good on her i say!
shes had a hard time so leave her alone