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Firecrotch and gal pal saMANtha Ronson at Diddy's party in Cannes on Thursday night.

Lindsay's got such expressive eyes! She's trying to tell us "________________."

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:15 am / Email this »

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dannyyyy says – reply to this

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firstt!! love you linds!
C says – reply to this

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READ MY EMAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Cady says – reply to this

3

I fell right back off that wagon!
LL says – reply to this

4

Ha ha
maure says – reply to this

5

wow, you took like the worst pic of her of the whole night
I still can't believe she's a lesbien though
kealy says – reply to this

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ye you know i'm "sober"!!!!!
ash says – reply to this

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first
This is sooo funny says – reply to this

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That she is drunk and has dry knees
JET says – reply to this

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I'll give you a BJ for some H
Lori says – reply to this

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there are pics of them on splash's website making out….
christy says – reply to this

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she's fucked up
dale says – reply to this

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"WOW…..Perez is focusing on nothing again…"

HEY PEREZ, GO WHORE YOURSELF OUT FOR MORE HIPSTER DOOFUS CLOTHES.
Lol says – reply to this

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SaMANtha looks like a man keeping watch over her woman. Lindsay looks kind of out of place.
first or fiftieth says – reply to this

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1st
Licker says – reply to this

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She's a carpet muncher!!!
Hannah Hannah HANNAH says – reply to this

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Give me attention, Look! I'm such a confused troubled star!
Anne says – reply to this

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To leave her dumbass alone.
The Wench says – reply to this

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"I'm toasted."
Dale's Uncle Bob says – reply to this

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Re: dale – No need to be so nasty, you fucking inbred hick!
sarah says – reply to this

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first!
I'm first says – reply to this

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first
ash says – reply to this

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"I am so screwed up I can't even open my eyes" "Let's go licking, babe"
Carly says – reply to this

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She's trying to say F*uck off, thanks a bunch!
snekcid says – reply to this

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um…it's exactly what it looks like.
Joy says – reply to this

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"I kissed a 'girl' and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick"
PAULA says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD!!!! I HAVE BAD TASTE.
Brandy says – reply to this

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I'm drunk, I'm gay and I'm ready to get laid, but all of these stupid people are around
lynsey says – reply to this

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She's high
Boring... says – reply to this

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"I regret this heinous dress".
sunshine says – reply to this

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that she is a fake ass lesbian and she's fucked up on the vodka thats in that can
Samantha says – reply to this

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Shes asking, "what are u shooting me for? I am a Z lister"

OH AND FIRST
MissMottin says – reply to this

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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THDAY WHEN I WAS JEALOUS O SAMANTHA RONSON!!!!
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I'D KILL TO GET WITH FIRECROTCH!
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lesbo says – reply to this

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fuck off
dinky_winky says – reply to this

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Looks like her legs are still quaking from the strap on pounding Sammy gave her
Canadian says – reply to this

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"… my crotch is burning!"
Woody says – reply to this

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Win more Lindsay stuff on eBay with MyNabber.com!!!
kira says – reply to this

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Fuck off and leave me alone.
Aussie says – reply to this

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Samantha's lookin like she's got a case of manorexia back there, better lay off the drugs!!!
Emma says – reply to this

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F OFF!!!! lol
Bostongal says – reply to this

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To eat shit & die
chrissy says – reply to this

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shes trying to tell us she get wants to go home, smoke some pot with saMANtha and fuck her.
KitKat says – reply to this

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I'm caught!!!!
3rd leg says – reply to this

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SaMANtha just poke me with a dildo, and it hurt.
Stephen says – reply to this

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that her career is over
Mary says – reply to this

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just kill me….
Tiffany (weezys #1 fan) says – reply to this

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1st
maybe!
she looks drunk!
jen says – reply to this

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Samantha Ronson is fucking nasty! What a sycophant!
Tiffany (weezys #1 fan) says – reply to this

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she looks wasted
Whatever says – reply to this

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Whatever. Lindsay's mom didn't deny it when they asked her if Lindsay and Samantha were together, and after the pics, you just know that they're rugmunchers.
l4lovely says – reply to this

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"i'm a has-been whose only talent is licking out MAN ronson and drinking copious amounts of booze"
Emily says – reply to this

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OMG is all i have to say!!!
Tom says – reply to this

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Yeah, I'm gonna munch some carpet tonight!!!!!
vocecita says – reply to this

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…that she is drunk!!!!
Ilovetv says – reply to this

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…. why isn't it GhB in this bottle…
Lindsy Lo-lo says – reply to this

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I'm a has-been with wonky armpits. I have been reduced to vaguely kissing a terribly ugly lezzy just to get attention. I can't stand my pathetic excuse for a family and my crotch hurts. Now, get me from my good side.
retired says – reply to this

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Don't judge me harshly just because I am wearing this 'gawd-awful' ugly dress.
L says – reply to this

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What I wouldn't give for a vodka red bull and a line.
Katz says – reply to this

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Re: dinky_winky – Lol. Probably true.
grus says – reply to this

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Leave me alone I am trying to score.
whats up says – reply to this

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She looks lost….in more ways then one. Is she high? What's up with her lover-friend, they need to just come out the closet with this relationship.
WHO CARES says – reply to this

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I'm F'ed Up!
Timmeehh says – reply to this

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I will blow you for a white line…
Arg! says – reply to this

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I'm just dying to smack that stupid hat off of that stupid bitch's head.
Dayanara says – reply to this

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Am High!
rob says – reply to this

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will fist for food
Katz says – reply to this

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Re: Lindsy Lo-lo – "Now, get me from my good side." Also very funny. Lol.
kittykat says – reply to this

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…fuck off you losers
yo says – reply to this

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I think she's saying "Fuck off…"or something of that nature.
All American Girl says – reply to this

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Her FIRE CROTCH is burning!!!!
cujo says – reply to this

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she's trying to tell us that there's vodka in my coke bottle and i have no panties on…samantha loves that…….i love nancy
RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this

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MAJOR hangover…I can see it.
Johanna says – reply to this

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She looks like a HAS BEEN…oh wait, she is! FUGS!
I thought that effen bitch waz on probation says – reply to this

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what a drunk whore.

and she holdz a coke…thatz effen rich….
adriana says – reply to this

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I'm an assssssss
stella says – reply to this

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scissor me timbers, saMANtha!!!
allday says – reply to this

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hey, i want an avatar on my comments too!!! perezhilton.com/avatars-and-nicknames-preview/
Cassie says – reply to this

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She's trying to tell us that she holding that "Coke" for a "friend"…ha, ha…
hello says – reply to this

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forget lindsays eyes
saMANthas eyes are wayyy scarier…
Rob Smitty says – reply to this

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She's fucking JACKED!
PJH says – reply to this

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she's trying to tell us this is how she dresses for her new girlfriend–like an laura ashley catalog.
theperfectred.net
:S says – reply to this

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"Why everybody drinks and I cant?"
"I deserve a girl more attractive than Sam"
john says – reply to this

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Lindsay's got such expressive eyes! She's trying to tell us "fuck off"
C says – reply to this

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As soon as I finish this bottle, SaMANtha is going to use it on me!!!
jo_Z says – reply to this

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"i'm a useless piece of human flesh"
Mario Laundromat says – reply to this

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M-A-N-I-A-M-F-U-C-K-E-D-U-P!!!
I'm beautiful without leggings says – reply to this

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Wow. She really IS beautiful. Her eyes are georgeous and she looks very pretty. She should have taken the time and energy to create some dresses - leggings are hideous and it's a cop out to try to "design" them. I hope she can take the time to do some real work. I think she has the talent.
Bootsy says – reply to this

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Look how skinny I am. I'm back on crack!
lulu says – reply to this

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"and you guys think it's just coke in that bottle…?"
dub1 says – reply to this

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I'm dead inside, I smell of my girlfriend's burning hemp and I have the legs of a 50-year old alcoholic, which I am.
laura says – reply to this

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to eff off
Tranzy says – reply to this

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what have i done that is so wrong what i actually behaved like most teens or young adults do in America. Grow up I'm just tryna have some fun before the paps kill me. Give me a break. I cry everynight because people are saying such mean things about me but I'm just tryna be me. I wish i was never famous then maybe I could have some peice and drink and party without being judged. I guess i'll just kill myself thats what they all want anyway
Stop!! says – reply to this

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Perez, leave 'firecrotch" to the asshole brandon, don't associate yourself with such trash!!
ROBIN says – reply to this

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damn i shouldn't have done an 80
Anthony says – reply to this

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This whore doesn't know how to munch on a carpet….
amy says – reply to this

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you put the rum in the coke and you drink it all up
chex-z says – reply to this

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that no matter how many times she kisses sam "the man" she won't turn into a prince!! lmfao
J says – reply to this

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"…I stole your grandmothers curtains and made a dress"
dc says – reply to this

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She is sooo high, maybe OXy and C
Jesseman says – reply to this

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Ask Beavis, I give nothing Butt Head
miss says – reply to this

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DAMNIT!! WHY DIDN'T I WEAR MY LEGGINGS?!?!?

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