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"Deputies arrest Polk County, FL, man who has history of naked encounters with gators"

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Deputies arrest Polk County man who has history of naked encounters with gators

The Polk County man who twice made headlines by having naked encounters with alligators has been arrested for missing a court appearance.

Adrian Apgar failed to appear for his May 14 arraignment in Polk County Circuit Court, so a warrant was issued for his arrest, the State Attorney's Office said Thursday. He faces charges of exposure of sexual organs, trespassing and disorderly conduct stemming from his latest incident with a gator and law enforcement.

In March, Polk deputies found Apgar naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park walking toward an alligator about 50 feet offshore. The only way to that location was through thick brush.

The deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.

The Polk deputies who rescued Apgar in 2006 said they engaged in a tug of war with the alligator. The reptile ripped off much of Apgar's left arm and bit his back, buttocks and thigh.

Apgar spent months recovering from his life-threatening injuries at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.

He is being held at the Polk County Jail on $1,500 bond.

    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 9:06 am / Email this  »

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    1. josh says – reply to this


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      lol

    2. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Sick people of the world, show your face!!

    3. kcf says – reply to this


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      dang

    4. rhondaa83 says – reply to this


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      WTF? they should have left him alone with the gator, so that we tax payers would not have to pay to keep him in jail.

    5. chick says – reply to this


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      Eww, why?!?

    6. Amanda says – reply to this


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      WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

    7. Daisy says – reply to this


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      Drugs and alligators, a bad combo :-D

    8. m says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    9. meganashley says – reply to this


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      lol

    10. mindee says – reply to this


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      Yeeouch!!

    11. rachel says – reply to this


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      first

    12. zach says – reply to this


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      First.

    13. erin says – reply to this


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      first!!!! ewwww

    14. marty says – reply to this


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      First

    15. Liz says – reply to this


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      weird!

    16. Shallow person says – reply to this


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      omg .. this is the story im going to be first on…. meh

    17. Sweety says – reply to this


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      What a sick f uck!

    18. xxx says – reply to this


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      What the heck is wrong with the site.

    19. ME says – reply to this


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      FREAK!!!

    20. liana says – reply to this


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      First?

    21. Melanie says – reply to this


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      eww did he sleep with it

    22. f says – reply to this


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      f

    23. ILO says – reply to this


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      1st

    24. omg! says – reply to this


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      he needs help! Poor guy!

    25. alfonsojose says – reply to this


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      Cocodrilo Hottie

    26. Sarah says – reply to this


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      He looks just like M.C. Gainey. check his IDMB for pics

    27. 1uuz0x4xes says – reply to this


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      nihdouw8pw0k0ns0 rvho4o1icddbtu 89df4o95i4c322

    28. becca says – reply to this


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      how has he not gotten his dick eaten off???? WTF?

    29. Buster Cherry says – reply to this


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      Where the hell is the SPCA? This is total cruelty to those gators. I detest gator rape. They will need counciling.

    30. dlite says – reply to this


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      The wackos are ALWAYS from FLORIDUH !!!!

    31. One Eyed Jack says – reply to this


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      Crikey!!

    32. HE MUZT B ..A HYBIRD says – reply to this


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      CHARLEY CRIST..MY FLORIDA GOV.
      TOOK MY VOTE SO HE CAN BE
      JOHN MCCAIN'S VICE PRESIDENT…
      I'M GETTIN EFFED IN THE AZZ HERE
      AND I'M PIZZED..
      FIRST VOTE IN MY LIFE AND ITZ NOT COUNTING…
      WHO IS OBAMA..???? REALLY???

    33. Marky says – reply to this


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      This is your first post of the day? WTF

    34. Rock says – reply to this


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      He should make love to Perez. It's like having sex with a manatee. :)

    35. charlotte#1 says – reply to this


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      Nutjob!

    36. Ted Kenn says – reply to this


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      Is Obama a Shite or a Kurd or a Sunni?

    37. Pear says – reply to this


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      See? See? You racist, I never want to hear from your mouthes again…everyone is fukked up in their own right. Don't believe me? Go to a site called Crazyshit.co m That will proove everyone has issues.

    38. Obama says – reply to this


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      Heathen.

    39. Wawawawawawwawawa says – reply to this


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      TWATS!!!

    40. florida says – reply to this


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      Re: dlite – The crazies are hardly ever "from" FL.

    41. s says – reply to this


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      is he trying to commit suicide or fuck the gator?
      i am confused
      o wait, i guess its both

    42. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Polk County in da houze!! No we are not just a bunch of rednecks like this dipshit!! That is what I call "Polk Folk" !

    43. Monstra says – reply to this


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      My parents live in Polk County. It is 100% retarded rednecks just like this nut…minus my parents, of course. Make that 99.98%.

    44. gardner says – reply to this


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      that is one self-destructive fetish.

    45. alex. says – reply to this


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      where did all of these crazies come from? i'm embarassed to live in florida.

    46. go-mee says – reply to this


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      Billy Bob Thornton, is that you?

    47. former lakelander says – reply to this


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      Too bad he didn't lose a limb. He could have been another reason to call it "Lame-land."

    48. Lou says – reply to this


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      He looks like an old K-Fed.

    49. Lou says – reply to this


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      He looks like an old K-Fed

    50. KMiz says – reply to this


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      Hahaha hell yea the 863 made it to perezzzzzzzzz ..gotta love the polk folk

    51. Fl Girl says – reply to this


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      What do you expect? He's from fucking POLK COUNTY!!!

    52. Andrea says – reply to this


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      Seriously, I'm a bit embarrassed to say that I live in Florida. It seems as though almost everyday there is a story about some sick idiot doing something perverted to someone or something and they're ALL in Florida. Not to mention, I live in Tampa and most of these stories take place really close to Tampa! What is going on with the people here?!?

    53. Molly says – reply to this


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      Polk County, FL–my hometown! haha That's just great…..gotta love Polk County.

    54. Polk Princess says – reply to this


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      Hey-that's my Dad!

    55. FL Cracker says – reply to this


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      This shouldn't surprise anyone who lives near Polk County…

    56. Tom P says – reply to this


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      typical Florida…full of dumbshit people…

    57. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


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      The story is that this guy smokes crack and gets naked and wants gators to eat him. Not a bad bestiality fantasy, but I bet it hurts. I suppose he worships Sobek, the ancient egyptian alligator god.

    58. jen says – reply to this


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      Re: Monstra – HEY … I live there and I'm anything BUT a redneck. Those kind of folks irritate the crap out of me. If I was in charge, I'd leave him to the alligators and let him be "one with nature." Something tells me that's what our Sheriff will do if he does this one more time. Judd doesn't take any sh*t :)

    59. Charlotte says – reply to this


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      I guess he wanted a LOAD OF CROCK! Ti-hi ;-P

    60. Cashmere says – reply to this


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      He looks like Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies

    61. Leonardo says – reply to this


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      This man is literally only using the reptilian part of his brain.

    62. Fuck this I'm going to Bed! says – reply to this


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      Ya know what - if a man wants to fuck a 'gator…. LET HIM!

      FUCK AMERICAN CULTURE IS SO FREAKIN NAZI!!!!

    63. lol says – reply to this


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      So many weirdos come from Polk County, I am not surprised by this one bit. This man has been on the news, twice already.

    64. Polk County says – reply to this


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      To let everyone know, Florida has a Freedom of Information Act which basically means that anyone can see any record as they are in the public domain. That is why Florida is always in the news more then other states, our dirty laundry is publicly accessible. I live in Polk County and its not that bad, there are idiots everywhere and we have our fair share. I say they should have let the gator eat him to save me tax dollars.

    65. eh says – reply to this


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      why is this man in jail? he should be in a mental facility

    66. ME says – reply to this


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      scandolous!

    67. Angie Apgar says – reply to this


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      oh my god, that's my dad!

    68. MC Lyte says – reply to this


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      Why is the town that I was born and raised in so fucked up?

    69. MC Lyte says – reply to this


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      Re: lol – totally agree!!

    70. Gatorsex says – reply to this


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      Re: Polk County – Polk County is a nasty place. And it is filled with a litney of red-necks and freakshows like this man, so get back to me.

    71. Gatorsex says – reply to this


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      Re: Andrea – People from PC are all on Meth and un-educated rednecks. And the school system there is partially to blame for this.

    72. Drew says – reply to this


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      SEXY?! Not with THAT moustache!

    73. centrallbabyy♥ says – reply to this


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      haha, wow this is hilarious (: how stupid can people get ? haha they shouldve left him with the gators so he would be gone ♥♣
      wow. people are stupidd..

    74. Florida says – reply to this


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      Re: Tom P – Hey, Tom P…looks like Andrea and Monstra need a place to stay, since they're moving out of FL.

    75. bobbi says – reply to this


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      AMAZING..i really needed cheering up today! thank you

    76. Christopher says – reply to this


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      "The only way to that location was through thick brush." Would have been funnier if they had to go through a thick BUSH!!!!

    77. Doodle says – reply to this


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      …what the fuck.

    78. x says – reply to this


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      Re: Rock – ahahahhaha

    79. t.b. says – reply to this


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      Hey, Im from Polk County. Perez you have had a couple of stories recently that has happened here. The photos of the father and son with the tattoos on their foreheads. The teen myspace beating video and this one. Hell, even R. Kelley was arrested here a few years back with having sex with a minor but the charges were dropped.

    80. dawn louise says – reply to this


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      i was born and raised in polk county… there are a few exceptions, but most of the people are freaks or losers or meth heads… so this article does not surprise me in the least. i used to go park with an old boyfried outside saddle creek at night and all you can see is gator's eyes shine across the water… that's some crazy shit!

    81. RERE says – reply to this


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      Now we know what Polk Countians do for fun

    82. shortiecj says – reply to this


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      I am from Lakeland (Kathleen), FL and I have to say that not everyone in this town are "Rednecks". We do have ALOT though! This guy is very well known in this area for trying to "swim" with the gators. According to the local rumors he has a history of mental illness and drug abuse. Recently they found a body in the same lake (Saddle Creek) and the first thing the local LEO's did was check to see if Adrian Apgar was okay. He's CRAZY!

    83. kady says – reply to this


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      ugh is this the crackhead who keeps going in lake morton?

    84. Danica says – reply to this


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      i know its not funnty that he got hurt but omg thats hilarious he is so stupid do i think that he should go to jail yes but do i think that people shouldnt get a good laugh out of this no!

    85. Courtney says – reply to this


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      Hahaha. God, I'm so glad I'm from Polk County. It might be filled with a bunch of rednecks and methheads, but we have the best fucking stories ever. My friends from Texas and me and my friends from Polk County had an impromptu contest as to who had the craziest hometown, and we won by a longshot.

    86. fonem says – reply to this


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      WTF not him AGAIN!!?!? he obviously wants to be gator food. let him do it! it shouldn't be a crime to want to feed yourself to animals. the florida version of a tibetan sky funeral.

    87. Chickabalala says – reply to this


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      Re: Polk Princess – REALLY?! mine too. heh.

    88. GLO says – reply to this


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      WTF? What exactly is he trying to do with the gator once he gets him?

    89. fonem says – reply to this


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      it just goes to show polk county is one of the last frontiers in america. a truly wild place. with meth. but also hot irish boys. and swans. it's a friggin post-punk faulkner novel.

    90. Jodie says – reply to this


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      omg

    91. Fandango Spears says – reply to this


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      It's a shame Sam Elliott has resorted to this.

    92. eddible crocidile undies says – reply to this


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      Is he trying to be into Beastial sex with a gator? It is against the law to have sexual relations with an animal. That is what he should be charged with.

    93. eddy says – reply to this


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      If a dog bites you once…….

    94. melanie says – reply to this


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      I dont think this guy needs jail, he needs mental help!

    95. nathalie says – reply to this


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      are you serious? hhaha what a freak!

    96. JLB says – reply to this


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      I am an educated 30 year old who is from both new england area and Lakeland and let me tell you there are idiots everywhere..I don't care what area of the country you live, I love Lakeland :") That guy is one crazy in millions all over

    97. me says – reply to this


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      i'd rather hear about this than the perverted man who locked his kid up and raped her, tbh.

    98. Lily says – reply to this


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      Umm .. Thats interesting. What type of drug would make him do that .

    99. Candi says – reply to this


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      What kind of drugs was he on???? WTF??? So get your leg and arm bit off then go back for more??? What a sick asshole.

    100. Car2ie says – reply to this


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      Is it just me…or does this guy kinda look like K-Fed' mug shot 10 years from now???

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