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"Deputies arrest Polk County, FL, man who has history of naked encounters with gators"
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Deputies arrest Polk County man who has history of naked encounters with gators
The Polk County man who twice made headlines by having naked encounters with alligators has been arrested for missing a court appearance.
Adrian Apgar failed to appear for his May 14 arraignment in Polk County Circuit Court, so a warrant was issued for his arrest, the State Attorney's Office said Thursday. He faces charges of exposure of sexual organs, trespassing and disorderly conduct stemming from his latest incident with a gator and law enforcement.
In March, Polk deputies found Apgar naked in a pond at Saddle Creek Park walking toward an alligator about 50 feet offshore. The only way to that location was through thick brush.
The deputies who helped talk Apgar out of the water were familiar with him. In November 2006 he made national headlines when deputies rescued him from the jaws of a large alligator in Lake Parker near Lakeland. Apgar was naked and told his rescuers he had taken drugs.
The Polk deputies who rescued Apgar in 2006 said they engaged in a tug of war with the alligator. The reptile ripped off much of Apgar's left arm and bit his back, buttocks and thigh.
Apgar spent months recovering from his life-threatening injuries at Lakeland Regional Medical Center.
He is being held at the Polk County Jail on $1,500 bond.
lol
Sick people of the world, show your face!!
dang
WTF? they should have left him alone with the gator, so that we tax payers would not have to pay to keep him in jail.
Eww, why?!?
WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Drugs and alligators, a bad combo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
Yeeouch!!
first
First.
first!!!! ewwww
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weird!
omg .. this is the story im going to be first on…. meh
What a sick f uck!
What the heck is wrong with the site.
FREAK!!!
First?
eww did he sleep with it
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he needs help! Poor guy!
Cocodrilo Hottie
He looks just like M.C. Gainey. check his IDMB for pics
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how has he not gotten his dick eaten off???? WTF?
Where the hell is the SPCA? This is total cruelty to those gators. I detest gator rape. They will need counciling.
The wackos are ALWAYS from FLORIDUH !!!!
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This is your first post of the day? WTF
He should make love to Perez. It's like having sex with a manatee.
Nutjob!
Is Obama a Shite or a Kurd or a Sunni?
See? See? You racist, I never want to hear from your mouthes again…everyone is fukked up in their own right. Don't believe me? Go to a site called Crazyshit.co m That will proove everyone has issues.
Heathen.
TWATS!!!
Re: dlite – The crazies are hardly ever "from" FL.
is he trying to commit suicide or fuck the gator?
i am confused
o wait, i guess its both
Polk County in da houze!! No we are not just a bunch of rednecks like this dipshit!! That is what I call "Polk Folk" !
My parents live in Polk County. It is 100% retarded rednecks just like this nut…minus my parents, of course. Make that 99.98%.
that is one self-destructive fetish.
where did all of these crazies come from? i'm embarassed to live in florida.
Billy Bob Thornton, is that you?
Too bad he didn't lose a limb. He could have been another reason to call it "Lame-land."
He looks like an old K-Fed.
He looks like an old K-Fed
Hahaha hell yea the 863 made it to perezzzzzzzzz ..gotta love the polk folk
What do you expect? He's from fucking POLK COUNTY!!!
Seriously, I'm a bit embarrassed to say that I live in Florida. It seems as though almost everyday there is a story about some sick idiot doing something perverted to someone or something and they're ALL in Florida. Not to mention, I live in Tampa and most of these stories take place really close to Tampa! What is going on with the people here?!?
Polk County, FL–my hometown! haha That's just great…..gotta love Polk County.
Hey-that's my Dad!
This shouldn't surprise anyone who lives near Polk County…
typical Florida…full of dumbshit people…
The story is that this guy smokes crack and gets naked and wants gators to eat him. Not a bad bestiality fantasy, but I bet it hurts. I suppose he worships Sobek, the ancient egyptian alligator god.
Re: Monstra – HEY … I live there and I'm anything BUT a redneck. Those kind of folks irritate the crap out of me. If I was in charge, I'd leave him to the alligators and let him be "one with nature." Something tells me that's what our Sheriff will do if he does this one more time. Judd doesn't take any sh*t
I guess he wanted a LOAD OF CROCK! Ti-hi ;-P
He looks like Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies
This man is literally only using the reptilian part of his brain.
Ya know what - if a man wants to fuck a 'gator…. LET HIM!
FUCK AMERICAN CULTURE IS SO FREAKIN NAZI!!!!
So many weirdos come from Polk County, I am not surprised by this one bit. This man has been on the news, twice already.
To let everyone know, Florida has a Freedom of Information Act which basically means that anyone can see any record as they are in the public domain. That is why Florida is always in the news more then other states, our dirty laundry is publicly accessible. I live in Polk County and its not that bad, there are idiots everywhere and we have our fair share. I say they should have let the gator eat him to save me tax dollars.
why is this man in jail? he should be in a mental facility
scandolous!
oh my god, that's my dad!
Why is the town that I was born and raised in so fucked up?
Re: lol – totally agree!!
Re: Polk County – Polk County is a nasty place. And it is filled with a litney of red-necks and freakshows like this man, so get back to me.
Re: Andrea – People from PC are all on Meth and un-educated rednecks. And the school system there is partially to blame for this.
SEXY?! Not with THAT moustache!
haha, wow this is hilarious (: how stupid can people get ? haha they shouldve left him with the gators so he would be gone ♥♣
wow. people are stupidd..
Re: Tom P – Hey, Tom P…looks like Andrea and Monstra need a place to stay, since they're moving out of FL.
AMAZING..i really needed cheering up today! thank you
"The only way to that location was through thick brush." Would have been funnier if they had to go through a thick BUSH!!!!
…what the fuck.
Re: Rock – ahahahhaha
Hey, Im from Polk County. Perez you have had a couple of stories recently that has happened here. The photos of the father and son with the tattoos on their foreheads. The teen myspace beating video and this one. Hell, even R. Kelley was arrested here a few years back with having sex with a minor but the charges were dropped.
i was born and raised in polk county… there are a few exceptions, but most of the people are freaks or losers or meth heads… so this article does not surprise me in the least. i used to go park with an old boyfried outside saddle creek at night and all you can see is gator's eyes shine across the water… that's some crazy shit!
Now we know what Polk Countians do for fun
I am from Lakeland (Kathleen), FL and I have to say that not everyone in this town are "Rednecks". We do have ALOT though! This guy is very well known in this area for trying to "swim" with the gators. According to the local rumors he has a history of mental illness and drug abuse. Recently they found a body in the same lake (Saddle Creek) and the first thing the local LEO's did was check to see if Adrian Apgar was okay. He's CRAZY!
ugh is this the crackhead who keeps going in lake morton?
i know its not funnty that he got hurt but omg thats hilarious he is so stupid do i think that he should go to jail yes but do i think that people shouldnt get a good laugh out of this no!
Hahaha. God, I'm so glad I'm from Polk County. It might be filled with a bunch of rednecks and methheads, but we have the best fucking stories ever. My friends from Texas and me and my friends from Polk County had an impromptu contest as to who had the craziest hometown, and we won by a longshot.
WTF not him AGAIN!!?!? he obviously wants to be gator food. let him do it! it shouldn't be a crime to want to feed yourself to animals. the florida version of a tibetan sky funeral.
Re: Polk Princess – REALLY?! mine too. heh.
WTF? What exactly is he trying to do with the gator once he gets him?
it just goes to show polk county is one of the last frontiers in america. a truly wild place. with meth. but also hot irish boys. and swans. it's a friggin post-punk faulkner novel.
omg
It's a shame Sam Elliott has resorted to this.
Is he trying to be into Beastial sex with a gator? It is against the law to have sexual relations with an animal. That is what he should be charged with.
If a dog bites you once…….
I dont think this guy needs jail, he needs mental help!
are you serious? hhaha what a freak!
I am an educated 30 year old who is from both new england area and Lakeland and let me tell you there are idiots everywhere..I don't care what area of the country you live, I love Lakeland :") That guy is one crazy in millions all over
i'd rather hear about this than the perverted man who locked his kid up and raped her, tbh.
Umm .. Thats interesting. What type of drug would make him do that .
What kind of drugs was he on???? WTF??? So get your leg and arm bit off then go back for more??? What a sick asshole.
Is it just me…or does this guy kinda look like K-Fed' mug shot 10 years from now???