Being A Good Whore
It's nice to see celebs working for a good cause.
Thursday night at Cannes, Sharon Stone held the annual Cinema Against AIDS AmFar dinner.
Several stars showed up to the event to help raise money, most notable among them was Madonna, who allowed Stone to put up for auction her Karl Lagerfeld diamond encrusted custom-designed handbag.
The purse included her Madgesty's lip balm, lip gloss, compact mirror, hair clips, and lozenges. Oh and she even threw in her face blotting paper.
Uhm. Yea.
She blotted her face and body on stage, gave it to Stone, who also blotted herself and said, “There’s a lot of DNA there now. In case there’s a murder you’ll have the evidence.”
Sticky and sweet!
Together, the purse and all the items inside Madonna's handbag brought in about $1.5 million.
It must have hurt Madonna's ego just a bit, since she expected the items to sell for much more.
She told the crowd, “It’s not the bag, baby, it’s the thought.” And as for the blotting paper she added, “I’m wearing, I’m rubbing it against my body. Don’t insult me.”
Madonna also put up one of her guitars for auction and a prize of winning her sing two songs in private to the winner before a concert this fall while she's on tour.
The songs also helped bring in money with the original bid being at about $500,000, to which Madonna joked, “I’m worth more than that! People have asked me to play at their bar mitzvahs!”
The songs ended up selling for a bit over $600,000 which caused Madonna to lean into the mic and say, "Don’t humiliate me."
Does Madge think she's worth millions?
Well, she probably is, but not at an auction!
As for her white acoustic guitar, it was purchased by a young Russian man for almost $600,000. The guy later said he'd give it back to Madonna so she could have an orphan in Malawi learn to play it.
Nice!
Other celebs helped by purchasing dinner tickets at $5,000 such as Christian Slater, Diddy, Natalie Portman, Star Jones, Dita Von Teese, and Rose McGowan.
With the help of many other celebrities at the event, Stone was able to raise $10 million this year, a $3 million improvement from last year.
Congrats!
[Image via WENN.]
Retiring!
More Ugly For Vicky B.
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seriously….im am so sicking of seeing her face. she's so goddamn dull. we should all just get over the post madonna
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Omg she looks like she is 100years old ewww! Money can't buy age
Perez, I love Madonna tp pieces, but don't you think her dress is a little "Nancy Reagan"?
I wish Madonna would remove those phony @ss blue contact lenses. She knows she was born with dark brown eyes. This old woman tries too hard.
These folks only support their huge egos. They will go wherever there are photogs to take their picture. They probably have no idea what the event is about.
FIRST!!! love ya perezzers!!! hehehe
First, putitas!
Love Madge… don't love the dress.. not bad for 50 though..
GO
bahahahah grannny 1st!!
Nice outfit Madonna. My Grandmother has the same dress.
U R Whore!
Re: fake old bat – Re: fake old bat –
Actually, her eyes are naturally blue, you dumb waste of sperm. Her hair may be a fake color but her eyes have ALWAYS been blue.
damn, your momma should have swallowed instead!
I wish I could see these great givers to society, however, I am still prostrated due to their wonderfulness and mangificience…. Just another night where these so called "artists" can get together and feel closer to the "little people" and others who's lives are not as interesting as theirs. Perez, you bring way too much fun into our lives…bitch!
Whore is right! She needs to retire her old ass cause she's highly overrated and can't really sing worth shit.
That guitar would be worth a lot more if it was used to bop Mandonna over the head therefore putting her out of our misery!
Please go away….
Re: Eris, Goddess of Discord –
you should also be the goddess of idiocy and retardation. She co-hosted the event, you dumbass.
GREEDY BITCH! IM A HUGE MADONNA FAN, BUT AFTER THIS LAST CD (WHICH WAS HORRIBLE) AND SEEING HOW MONEY HUNGRY SHE'S BECOME…ITS KINDA OF A TURNOFF. HER NEW CD HAS ABOUT TWO POTENTIAL GOOD TRACKS, AND THE REST OF IT IS JUST GARBAGE. DONT SUPPORT SOMETHING THAT SHE DOESNT PUT EFFORT IN. KYLIE'S NEW CD BLOWS THAT SHIT AWAY
What an unflattering outfit
Re: fake old bat – er WHAT? Madonna has naturally blue/grey eyes you douche.
Wow. Wouldnt it be nice to have a Madonna- Sharon Stone- Demi Moore and (name one more actress) movie???
Sorta like girls nearing or in ther early 50s having the time of their lives….
who do you think will be the 4th actress?
I am starting an important new charity. It's called Cinema Against Employing Sharon Stone As An Actress. Please join me.
Don't you get it Perez!?! She's trying to goad people into donating more money - it's for a cause - not her! I know you're smarter than that, come on!
Re: Kirk – ANGELA BASSET!
"Inspiration" lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
perez you're such a dumbass!!
the only reason she made that documentary is because she wants an oscar the bitch doesn't care about Africa her work in Africa is a way to convert the Africains to Kabbalah.
Re: S – Madonna's eyes are naturally brown…
Just like her soul.
omg that outfit is hidious,,, seriously why would you wear that, she looks like an old hag.. barf.
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She was joking on stage through out the evening. She was purley having fun with the auction.
Someonew told me she saw her on "c e l e b m i n g l e. c o m" lastweek. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Re: GAGE KRISTOFER –
Do you stop using Microsoft products? What about buying gasoline, do you also do that? how about cable/internet service? All that shit is worth less than what you pay for but do you stop using them because of the greedy companies that provide them? NO
why don't you just shut your mouth hole instead?
MADONNA IS THE BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST!!!!!!!! SHUT YOUR FACE PEREZ… Your jealous hahahahahaha
Re: sg –
right, cuz kabalah is so much worse than the shit that is spoonfed to anyone living within or south of the bible belt. Please, get over yourself already… and besides, why are you so concerned about what her reasons are? At least she's doing something and has brought attention to those people in malawi.. .what have you done for anyone besides yourself?
Re: GAGE KRISTOFER – You are not a Madonna fan, you are a lamb. Lambs always start their sentences with "I'm a huge Madonna fan" after which they show their true colours.
i,ll don,t get why this loser gets so much print,the reason she and rosie o don,t let their kids see any t.v is so the kids don,t find out what ??????? they really are!
"Inspiration" lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
perez you're such a dumbass!!
the only reason she made that documentary is because she wants an oscar the bitch doesn't care about Africa her work in Africa is a way to convert the Africains to Kabbalah.
Re: Tu Madre –
Your old fart is a fucking hypocrite!!! you have no morals too.She is using Africa to promote her shitty sect.
LMAO! Madonna should sell all her guitars- SHE CAN'T PLAY THEM. She holds them as props. And I'd pay her NOT to sing to me LOL!
I'm so over her. Her and her HIDEOUS daughter should just go away!
Perez you are a jackass. What else can be said. Very generous of Madonna and Stone to lend their support to causes which they could simply ignore. Much like you do instead od contributting to them you rip on people who do.
Good for her.. she looks amazing
the idiotic lambs are so bitter and jealous. I love it! hahahaha keep it coming! hahaha
SAINT! GO MADGE!
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she's so freakin' flawless…hot mama!
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omg what is she thinking i know shes getting old. but is she really trying to tell us shes calming down and becoming matronly. then again tomm she will be in a rubber corset with cone tits.
go, M. fight the war and raise the awareness of this horrible disease. fuck the haters…btw, i love your dress. rock it, girl.
madonna. really? with that dress? You used to be my idol. Now you're my mutha?
ICON, SAINT, SHE-DEVIL, LEGEND. We love you in the city of lights! We can't wait for your tour. Je t'aime. Je t'aime.
what is with the church lady dress and gladiator pumps… whats with the betty davis roller set?
she looks insane. HORRID. ugh
get over yourself old woman, gap-toothed hag! what you're worth combined with some piss in a toilet bowl might be enough to buy you a cup of coffee
Will you stop with the Madonna envy already? I'm older than her and to me, she looks like something out of the 1950's right now. Nooo style anymore. And her voice was always questionable, right? Though she did a pretty good job on 4 Minutes.
Re: The Warden – Why don't you educate yourself first before making idiotic, uninformed comments?
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Furthermore, the highest infection rate is now among young people ages 15-24 because their fuckwad parents, much like you, have this misconception that they are above a virus that does not discriminate anyone based on sex, orientation, race, nationality, age.
If parents were doing their job as parents and actually looking out for their chidlren's best interest, safe sex education would be taught in ALL schools and it would be part of the education a child receives from their parents so they can make intelligent, well informed decisions. Instead, we have asshole parents, who like you, think the problem is someone else's and it won't ever affect them.
Great!
One love.
Respect .
Madonna is so delusional she actually thinks she is a musican and thinks she can play guitar. She looks like a fool when she holds a guitar. Saw her once in concert and she was soo boring when she was trying to play. I don't get her.
She is the most boring celebrity out there.
Looks like her grandmothers dress
Love the idea of the movie w/Demi, Sharon, Madonna - Joan Collins could play the baby sister!
fuk fuk fuk… I love that attitude… Other people would be embarassed and won't say a word but she makes other people uncomfortable and guilty for EMBARASSING her… What an irony and what an attitude… I totally worship her….
What is Madonna wearing in that picture!?!?!?
I hate looking at the fucking old trout - give it up, you talentless old cow. No one cares except people who have taste up their ass. I am so sick of her ugly mug - I wish to fuck she'd just fade into obscurity. But that's unlikely since she's hanging on to her pathetic career with embedded fingernails. To see her playing up to some young dude is about as hurlworthy as you can get.
Um, can you say fashion emergency?? She wore this dress to another event in Red! C'mon Madge, you look like an old maid in this dress! What did you do, buy a dozen of them in different colors?
wow, perez, i'm shocked you finally called her by her name!
You know, I'd been wishing she'd cover up already, ’cause I'm really tired of looking at her underfed, overworked body, but Save Us, that dress looks like something my Aunt Marjorie would wear to a hot canasta night. I'm sure she'll be hitting up Loehmann's Bargain Basement next.
Well, I will give her kudos for covering up her manly, mutated arms and all-too-familiar crotch. But I have to agree with the posters who said it looks like a Betty White/Golden Girls dress.
I wonder if her bag included her Egyptian Magic Cream?
yeah right. her shit was way overvalued. i believe marilyn monroe's wedding ring with dimaggio went for less. this is sick! who the fuck does she think she is? i could care less about this egomaniac and i dont understand why everyone likes this gluttonous faghag
mario, it's easier to transmit anally due to the ease of tissue ripping.
i never heard of a bug chaser either. i guess that's caused by a mental illness.
I love Her Madgesty! I would love to buy her hand bag! Too bad Idon't have any money! lol!
Way to go Madonna!
Why are you guys all hating her outfit. You tacky fucking AMERICANS wouldnt know style if it bit you in the ass. However..there are a few of you who do know vogue…Madonna being one of them!!
Get over your ass-kissing, Perez. I'm sure her shit stinks, too.
"WHORE"
grandmaa i found your dress, madonna using this one, OMG with that body, sooo wasteeeee
Jeez, what's up with all the silk granny dresses lately? All those necklines that go clear to her earlobes must be stifling!
Love Madonna!
She's not going anywhere, anytime soon!
Com on Madge. You are 50, not 70 ! (and not 20). It's Christian Dior but it looks old. Perfect for Elizabeth II. The other dress (black and white retro look was great). You should do your hairs. Sick of this brown root on all pictures, anytime (big events). Where are the stylists ?
who gives this much of a shit about madonna, honestly
auctioning off her lip balm and lip gloss…eeewww…she's helping to cure AIDS by giving people HERPES!!! NASTY BITCH!!!
The Russian guy is SOOOOO kick butt for donating in that way. Hey…..just askin'….why in the fuck don't we ever see Paris Hilton ever raising charity $? We see her getting paid to show up at bars. I thought she promised to be a better person after her jail time??? guess she was full of shit.
82nd! And there you go again, talking shit after worshipping..Make up your mind dude..Either you like people or you do not, but you look like a dumbass when you adore someone one week, and then talk shit the next..Two faced
Who's insulting who in this situation? Who in their right mind would pay for her nasty, used blotting paper that was used on her body? What an ego! Even her sweat is superior to everyone elses? I wonder what she thinks her used toilet paper is worth? She's still working on a way to charge the rest of us for breathing HER air! What a narcissistic, self-important, entitled old hag!
Yes madonna is great blah blah blah she still won't come to oz tho' - 3rd tour that she has missed in a row now… she had her first hit EVER in oz and she has barely graced our fare shores .. I said last time (when she said she would come next time) that if she didn't come that would be it… so Madge thats it from me… illegal download maybe but only coz of JT.
i prefer the old madonna not this wank we see now days.
MADONNA, PLEASE STOP PURCHASING CHANEL CRAP YOU DESERVE JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER AGAIN !
Um, yeah… Because learning to play guitar will make a HUGE difference to an orphan in Malawi.
You fat ass fag, its an AIDS CHARITY EVENT. You esp. should understand how important it is to raise as much money as they can for research. I'm begining to see why most of my other gay friends hate your ass, thanks for bringing us all down several notches.
why, oh why does she keep wearing those ugly dresses? they look so frumpy!
Re: Madonna Fake – BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…U STILL BROKE…YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE PLACES, THE FASHION, THE MONEY MADONNA HAS SEEN….LEAVE MADONNA ALONE…YOU BROKE ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez The Backstabber - she should never have made that video for you - and I should never have wasted so much time on your blog! Perez you absolutely don't deserve any friends, you can't be trusted. People are friendly towards you, what is your answer? Stab them in their backs! Unbelievable! I actually thought you had some decency! You are a sick man in a sick LA world!!!!
Who DRESSES Madonna lately???????????????
She looks AWFUL in those outfits!
MADGE,
STOP channeling "Bette Davis"…………..FIRE YOUR Stylist and go back to "YOUR" own style.
You Look CRAZY!
perez loves to say how he reports the truth and the tabloids don't fact check. from this article i now know he's just the same. madonna at the auction never said the 'blotting paper rubbed all over my body' shit. perez is using the media reported line 'lip glossed touched my lip' and spinning his own shit. a friend who attended also said, madonna said 'don't humiliate me' to garner higher bids for charity. she didn't say that AFTER the bid was over in a bitchy sorta way. perez just wishes he's rich enough and famous enough to be invited to cannes ff.
MADONNA HAS AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG DAUGHTER, AND YOU JUST CALLED HER MOTHER A WHORE IN PUBLIC. YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY, BUT YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE AND CARELESS AND IMMATURE. YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA. GET SOME MENTAL HELP.
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YA - SPEND SOME OF THAT MONEY ON A PSYCHIATRIST - YOU NUT CASE - BEFORE YOUR 15 MINUTES OF SHAME ARE UP AND YOU ARE BACK ON WELFARE.
I heard that she acted like a diva in Cannes, demanded a complete floor from the carlton hotel suite and for changes to the toilets etc and didn't pay the bill because the hotel let a camera crew film the room to show the modifications before she arrived…
I am so sick of these celebs. How much does she make/is worth? And, yet she "auctions" off her sh$$ so that WE the common folk who couldn't even get into her event if we tried are expected to donate. So let's compare I make say $10 an hour and give $500, she donates something she probably got for free, she gets all the glory and I'm just some schmuck, that she would rather spit on than give an autograph, go figure!!
I can't believe you didn't bust on her 'shiteous' outfit!!
lol. "Don't embarrass me!" The moment of truth scared her a little, didn't it? She knows people hate her. Remember, these were people who just happened to be at the film fest, not her kiss ass fans.
And I think she got DNA mixed up with STDs.
"whore", yeah that's about right….
I know she's old, but that dress is like for a 70 year old.
dirty whore+stupid bitch+old slut=sharon stone, Madge. Hohohooo… i love this two rotten dead meats!