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Michael vs. Dina: Like Charlie & Denise!

Filed under: Love Line > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan

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The drama never ends for the Lohans, and we love it!

While Lindsay is lezzing out in Cannes….

Michael Lohan has just filed to reopen his divorce from Dina Lohan.

Michael claims he wants to see more of his two younger children, Aliana and Cody, and that Orange Oprah has gone bad on their agreement.

As for Lindsay and her older brother Michael, they can decide whether or not to visit dad on their own.

Michael Lohan says, "I gave her the house, the furniture, the dogs, the bank accounts, the $200,000 she owed me, just to see my kids. She doesn't bring them to see me. I haven't seen my kids in two months. She brought them to Vegas for her reality show, then to California. Before that, she missed 15 out of 29 appointments. She breached the contract."

Michael decided to give Dina a last chance on Tuesday to have her take the kids and meet him with the therapist.

Instead he says, "She went to [the] David Letterman [show]. She brought Ali. She never showed up or sent the kids. The taping finished before our appointment. She doesn't care. She does what she wants."

Michael claims Dina also prevents him from seeing the kids in other ways.

He adds, "I got Cody on a lacrosse team, and my girlfriend bought him $650 worth of equipment. Dina doesn't bring him to games or practices. If I was a maniac, I could understand it. I don't drink, I don't smoke. I work, I go to the gym, I go home. I just want to see my kids."

Poor guy. He's not the best father in the world, but we definitely think he's a better parent than Dina!

Must be hard trying to see your kids when the ex is trying to pimp them out for money on their new show and shit!

[Image via WENN.]



51 comments to “Michael vs. Dina: Like Charlie & Denise!”

  1. Sabrina says – reply to this


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    Not that it is relative to the posting, but Dina's hair is an effing mess.

  2. kayce. says – reply to this


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    key words: "my girlfriend bought him…"

  3. jkj says – reply to this


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    first!

  4. ivia says – reply to this


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    first

  5. neffy says – reply to this


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    they need to be focuse on their kids…worst parents in the world..haha

  6. Lyla says – reply to this


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    This does not make me want to watch that show!

  7. s says – reply to this


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    .

  8. Katie says – reply to this


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    First?

  9. ashley says – reply to this


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    fame fucking whore!!!!!!

    I love you perez!!!

  10. alex says – reply to this


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    who does she think she is?

  11. Chad says – reply to this


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    WHO CARES?!?

  12. amandog says – reply to this


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    her nose looks like jackos

  13. IL Chic says – reply to this


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    Team Michael!

  14. you says – reply to this


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    this is kinda sad.

  15. heather says – reply to this


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    Poor Michael! I seriously feel for him. Dina is a crazy biiiitch! Like you said, he may not be the best father in the world but he is at least making an effort.

  16. Jess says – reply to this


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    PLEASE! THAT HAG PROBABLY PAYS HIM TO STIR SHIT UP JUST TO BRING PUBLICITY TO HER STUPID SHOW. I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM. THEY'RE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A TRASH CAN! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT LONG ISLAND TRASH TO ISSUE A STATEMENT. YOU KNOW SHE LIVES FOR THIS SHIT.

  17. becca says – reply to this


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    can't we come up with a petition to NOT having the stupid new Living Lohan show on E! and just kick the whole entire Lohan family OUT of the public eye. They're sooooo annoying.

  18. alex says – reply to this


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    i think michael is definetly a better parent than dina

  19. Keesha says – reply to this


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    Why does she have custody??? She is a fame whore and puts her desire to be famous and relevant before her kids. She acts like the whole family is entitled to be famous. Any mother who puts her selfish needs in front of her childrens best interest is a BAD MOTHER!!!

  20. JJ says – reply to this


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    Dina, poor thing, looks ridiculous. Trying too hard to hold on to youth. She'd look so much better if she dressed and primped herself in a classy way, instead of looking like a washed up tramp.

  21. Suki says – reply to this


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    Nah he's not a better parent. Dina might want them to make her lots of money, but they were better off not having him around the last few years, and the man is just obviously suffering from some mental problems. He is always talking about Lindsay and her life to the press, at least when Dina is doing it she is doing it to defend and support her daughter who she loves. Michael is just looking for attention all the time and needs to shut up.

  22. DCW says – reply to this


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    Put them all up on a wall and spray their asses DEAD!!! Massacare style! Hate them all!

  23. copy says – reply to this


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    get your own material!
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  24. rochelle says – reply to this


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    OK, I am not a fan of either of them … at all … BUT to say "poor guy"??? Like are you completely unaware of the fact that he has a serious problem with controlling his anger? The alternative to Dina's house where the kids get pimped out, is Michael's house, where the kids get crapped on … seriously.

  25. Lauren says – reply to this


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    This douche was in jail, he doesnt deserve the right to bitch and complain about nothing, these people are both retarded

  26. grus says – reply to this


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    Some people shouldn't get married. That is all that I have to say.

  27. j says – reply to this


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    I really don't feel sorry for him. He was the first one who wanted to further exploit his children through a reality show, he's probably upset that he isn't banking in on it. If he wants to see his kids, he can go and get them. Not wait for them to come to him.

  28. danni says – reply to this


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    He sounds like he has it more together now,while dina is still pimping out her kids for her and I say her as in dina's reality show,do not even care to see anything about this family,she needs to get a real job,ali needs to go to a real school and they need to get out of the public eye,there is nothing to prove to the public when we are sick of hearing and seeing them,please go away this show is going to bomb!!!!!!!!! Same goes for Denise Richards!!!!!

  29. The Director says – reply to this


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    Well, The guy served some time, and the deal with the society is that he is forgiven when he fullfilled his part of the deal and has now the right to be treated as you and I. Mark, It was not a lifetime sentence, and forgiveness is the foundation of a civilization. He has the right to see his children - thats it! Its not up to Ms Lohan to decide. By the way, she really has a bad hairday on the photo. Shall we forgive her for that?

  30. cj says – reply to this


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    Stop giving her attention by posting about her…you know she gets wet anytime she see's herself online or on tv. She and her other daughter have no talent and even lindsay seems to have lost her acting ability. They are using the drama to keep themselves relevent so ignore them and watch them fade into obscurity.

  31. lauren says – reply to this


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    a better parent than her? what about him hitting her, his multiple dui's, etc…dont b absurd perez writers.

  32. ash says – reply to this


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    can't stand dina…so annoying. has anyone seen the previews to that show…trashy…

  33. Missouri2 says – reply to this


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    Hey..Lohans? Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
    quiet.

  34. Missouri2 says – reply to this


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    I'm so sad for those kids.

  35. Take them away says – reply to this


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    This scum bag of a so called mother should have the kids taken away. She fucked up Lindsey's life by forcing her to work and throwing her in front of the camera at a young age and is now doing it with the others. Sick bitch LET THE KIDS SEE THEIR DAD YOU BLEACHED BLONDE WHORE.. you are a sorry excuse for a mother… I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR CRAPPY SHOW.. becasue it's not reality it's your fucked up version of trying to pimp your kids. out PATHETIC WHORE YOU ARE WOMAN!

  36. sammy says – reply to this


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    Alien and Cooty. PEREZ, please start calling him COOTY!

  37. me says – reply to this


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    her hair extensions make me laugh

  38. hotmama says – reply to this


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    Dina Whore-lan is a miserable excuse for a human being. BITCH!!!!

  39. your mom says – reply to this


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    i wonder what it's like being a dirty whore. poor hag, she has no idea how lonely and miserable she's going to be once those kids realize how much she's ruining their lives. any bitch that wants to keep her kids away from their father, unless if he's a sleez ball, is a selfish evil skank. she needs to be removed from their lives.
    over and out

  40. CashBrit says – reply to this


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    Dina and the Lohans are ready to tell their story to you! Watch them this Memorial Day as the premiere their hit reality show Living Lohan on the E! Network!!

  41. DIANE says – reply to this


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    She's another old, hollywood whore with fake hair, a reality show, and ZERO talent.

  42. skippy says – reply to this


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    Mario,
    Dina and Michael are not entertainers.
    They are merely the parents of performers.
    That you give them blog time, especially as Dina is ramping up for the show, only plays into the stupidity.
    At this point, what studio, label or producer is going to take a chance on a Lohan kid still being vetted by their parent?
    And Lindsey had the advantage of the public knowing her as an actor - The Parent Trap - among others before we knew about her family.
    Why doesn't Ryan Sechrest, who's producing the E Show, invest in a indie flick that showcases Ali's talent?
    That way, all the "All I want to do is be a star," comments will show Ali has a reason to be considered a serious performance.
    By the way, America is tired of entertainers creating semi-real lives for public consumption and profit. Reality shows to create performers are losing favor.
    So quit acting like this is important, Mario.
    PUHLEEEEZZZZZZ…..

  43. wtf says – reply to this