Naughty Naughty Liars
Earlier this week, we mentioned that Petez Wentz said he and Asslee Simpson weren't taking a honeymoon.
Wentz said on Tuesday, "This [reported] baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."
Turns out someone was fibbing!!!
Pete and the new Ashlee Went were indeed honeymooning this week - in the Caribbean. Turks and Caicos to be exact!
And, what's ESPECIALLY INTERESTING is that the photos of the two frolicking on the beach and enjoying married life didn't pop up until AFTER they had left.
They were sooo in on it!
Poppa Joe probably arranged it with the photo agency, that got exclusive pics, so that Ass and Pete would get a cut of the profits from the sale.
Hey, they pimped out the wedding, you'd only expect them to pimp out the honeymoon too!
The newlyweds kept their honeymoon short as they had to board a plane to New York City.
The two are in town since Pete's band, Fall Out Boy, are expected to perform at a young girls Sweet 16 party.
How many other lies have Simpson and Wentz been telling lately???
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face it Perez, you're so jealous of Ashlee…
she is pretty and hot,right?
She is a hot member of a celeb dating club " m arry milli ona ire . com " It was said that she wanna seek for rich man to date. Who will be the lucky rich man?
Let them be married and Merry please!
Who cares anymore about this pair?
Pete looks like one of those gophers from the new Indiana Jones movie.
THEY DON'T HAVE TO TELL WHERE THE F*CK THEY ARE. IT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS.
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Fuck these retarded piles of runny hsit, they both are wotrhless humans who would make the World a better place if they DIED!
They don't have to tell us its really none of our biz!LOL
ASSHOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I know she is manly, but he likes the cock…does she strap it on? He will leave her for a dude quick, mopst likely his kid, fucking nasty pedo!
Oh come on Perez, As the Queen of all media, you should know the business is built on lies and illusion
fourth?
None of your fucking business or anyone elses. Good for them.
Pair of assholes, first?
Who fucking cares about these 2? They are the most uninteresting people on the face of earth. She makes her retarded sister seem interesting…kinda
Dirty dirty liars. I hate shotgun weddings, they're completely pointless!!
who FN cares…..she is a has been like her fugly sister, whats her name!!!!!!
Nick must be laughing his ass offfffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm surprised Pimp Daddy Pappa Joe has not sold pictures of them actually having sex…he's a whore himself for his own actions.
Who gives a rip if they were lying. What diff does it make to you?
I always thought Pete wuz gay, 2 bad cuz he really cute…
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Fall Out Boy has been reduced to sweet 16 parties. hahahahahahaha
oh, oh!!!
and
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
And who cares what these two do or don't do, and what's it to anyone where they are? We DO NOT need to know every frigging detail of everyone's lives.
oh boy.
they're so cute together though.
good for them! i'm glad they got to enjoy their honeymoon without having it ruined by prying paparazzi
good for them! i'm glad they got to enjoy their honeymoon without having it ruined by prying paparazzi.
And we care why….? Why bother with them at all…waste of space!
Who the f–k cares? To me she is an EYESORE! Stop posting ab. her and her stupid sister!
tsk. tsk. they deserve a good honeymoon anyways. i pray that Ashlee isn't pregnant. there goes pete as my role model!
wow fall out boy is booking birthday parties? they are really moving in the music biz.. NOT
2 new Miley Cyrus pic leaked at
www.outtarehab.com
:| damn rich kids
Re: She is a whore and he is a fag – WOW. you are very scary.
Perez, you are an idiot. You fell for a lame joke and now call them liars? You sound pathetic, fatso.
something about this couple REALLY gets on my nerves
Have you seen the pics in People? In the pic of her and Jessica she definitley looks preggers!!
More like intentional fibs. Would YOU want the paps to have every detail of your honeymoon? Not. Likely. Hehe.
Why shouldn't they lie, its their honeymoon, not the whole world's, and definetely not anyone's business.
It's nobody's GOD DAMN business WHAT they do!!!!
Re: Bethany – You are one FUCKED up person BETHANY!!!
You pimp yourself up in every way, shape and form. Why wouldn't they do the same thing? You are such a hypocrat! Whatever you blog about, you do the same thing, but 1000 times worse….have nice day Shitez!!!:)
Papa Joe takes a lot of unearned heat. He*l, if ONLY my dad had set me up with the kind of fun, lucrative careers these two gals have had to date. I doubt either will ever have to work again (for financial reasons) once they settle down and start families, if they do. They have an awesome family.
THEY SAY SHE IS FUCKING UGLY. SO SAD!
Re: She is a whore and he is a fag – Time on your hands? Your post is JUST a little OVER THE HATING TOP. Maybe get a message or something, lol.
EXCEPT ME!
Who Cares??
Perez, everyone knows you're just jealous
Oh this is all so terribly boring. I as a foreigner fail to understand what on earth the American people find so fascinating about these two people. ???Vot is it??????
Zey is boring and inconsequential. Oh for heavens sake have you nothing else to talk about. Go and find something, its pathetic. Americans are pathetic.
She's really got the " I MARRIED A MIDGET" slouch thing going on…..kinda like the queen of "I tower over the dwarf I married" herself, Katie Cruise.
Re: Bethany – A gig is a gig, girl. Life is not all limos, and the bread and butter jobs are sometimes the most fun. The cash comes in the same way, regardless.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FATSO???????? THEY ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO
TELL ANYONE THE "TRUTH" ABOUT THEIR PRIVATE LIFE. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOU
BIG FAT ARSE YOU SILLY SILLY MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're just upset that you don't have a subscription with the agency getting the exclusive.
having been sued so many times you won't steal any longer…
does it really matter if they didn't want the world to know where they were going?
you're so irrelevant.
1st, who cares where they go? It isn't Brad, Jennifer or anyone else of interest. Her father is good at trying to keep them in the news. Unfortunately, the talent isn't there. So, what other lies? 'I am a musician'?
How lame are Fallout Boy when they're playing a sweet sixteen party…no matter how much money her daddy may have…FUCKING LOSERS.
Can't stand either of them. Oh and Jessica and Pappa joe god! He probably fuck his own daughter he GROSS! Dislike the whole family they are not Hollywood!
I think I would respect a simple "no comment" other than the continual lying.
It's one thing to think that you're pulling one over on the media–quite another to disrespect the fans .
OH wait–these guys DO have fans, right?
Seriously, is this really a shock. This is PR done by Joe Simpson to keep his daughters relevant. Since they have no talent they have to focus on (leaking) the only option is leaking their "private" lives for financial and popular gain. They are transparent desperate people. I dont know which Simpson sister is worse….Jessica (the airheaded slut) or Ashlee (the "I am so hard core rocker" bull). Pete Wentz is seriously a sad sad person for getting into that family and wanting to marry HER
They looks like their part of the Adams Family.Ugly,ugly,ugly
Dude, you could totally hear the sarcasm in his voice as he talked to Ryan Seacrest, dumbasses!! Who cares about them anyway?!
I think its funny they lied…they don't need 5 million photographers and fans trying to go to their honeymoon destination! So what if they get strike a deal with a couple of photographers, that way they take a few shots then enjoy their privacy…its not like you wouldn't do the same if anyone cared to take your picture! Just stop being jealous perez!
WTF!
We dont have to know where the hell they are in every seconds of their life!
GEEEZE I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THAT PARTY IS GONNA BE haha
Here's a lie they've been telling us: they're actually aliens formed out of scientology beliefs who have been disguising as boring, annoying, big mouth, fake nose humans who think they are musicians. Ha! That lie was on us…NOw GO AWAY!!
it's called privacy.
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WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE FUCKERS?? THEY DON'T HAVE TO LIE..NO ONE CARES.
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So what if they didnt tell where they we going?
Does everyone else tell every single detail of their lives?
NO! Im glad they did and glad they got away with no paparazzi at their wedding..they did it right!! So obvioucly they are doing somethign right if ppl keep talking baout them right? So leave them alone. SHe is beautiful and he is alright too haha…they are not talentless and if you had a little bit of "musical talent" then you woudl try to get in there too. Isnt that what thousands of aspiring "singers" and "actors" do? Try to make it? They made it ..so what? STOP BEING JEALOUS.
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DAMN!!! ASHLEE IS SOOOO FUCKING UGLY!!!! SHE SOO WISHES SHE WAS JESSICA. SHE WILL NEVER EVER BE JESSICA EVER.
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Pete'Ass are big ass liars. The whole Simpson familie are very big liars.
[[UGH!]] I EFFiN HATE THEM TOGETHER, UGH I CANT STAND ASS-LEE SHE iS A PAiN iN THE FUCKIN ASS!! ESPECIALLY THEY WAY SHE LAUGHS UGH SLAP THAT HOE!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE IS FUCKING UGLY!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
ASHLEE HAS UGLY TITS!
PETE HAS A NASTY DICK
Who cares if they lied! It's THEIR wedding, THEIR honeymoon ..you act as if they owe you something when it comes to their personal lives. Guess what?! They Don't!
Get over it already ..Jesus, have we gone to the point where we need to know everything of one's personal life to survive.
They are two humans. They have the right to live, and they have the right to go on a honeymoon without telling the whole world! Gad! It's none of our business! Try to live in a world with no privacy. It's impossible!
Face it!
OMG. The most shocking thing about this is that they cut their honeymoon short so Fall Out Boy could play a Sweet 16 party. SERIOUSLY?! LAMMMMMEEEEE!
sine whendo they plau at private partys? NOOOOOOOOO SHES SO LUCKY
Re: Emilie –
Totally agree! They are awesome! I love Ashlee and Pete! Hahaha! And btw to all of those who says "who even cares about this couple anymore!?".. well.. you do! Thats why Perez wrote about them, and that's why you wrote that stupid comment!
shes blatantly preggers. she might as well admit it.
her dads a fucking pimp, bloody weirdo.
pete wentz is the SHIT though, i'd do him.
Re: s – haha. My first reaction too! I mean really. These Sweet 16 brats are TOO MUCH!
Joe had to beg Tony to come to the wedding so People could get one shot of Jess and Tony together. Enews says they didnt interact all night except for one dance and I guess that was the one. Three shots of the same dance so Joe could get his million. Everyone in Dallas knows Tony and Jess are over and Tony is talking to Carrie now. Tony and Carrie should have just stayed together anyways they both dig each other.
I can't say I love the 2 of them, but I'm not mad a t them either. I think if anyone should make money off of them it should be them!
I don't know why the press keeps talking about those two WANNABES, what they do for living anyway??? and Ashley something just doesn't have any talent and is never working, she's always around shopping, and in events but never like taking singing classes like she should, cause she sings pretty bad!!!
she's never on tour, and always wants to get atention, what a LAME lifeee
But yet you take pics with Wentz and kiss his ass in front of the cameras right ? You're as much of a hypocrite then the shits in Hollywood. Congrats on the promotion from amateur blogger to redundant celebrity ass kisser.
if the media did'nt shove these two down our the throats the way they do, would anyone even know who they are?
This is stupid. Anyone listening to that interview when he talked about the basement could tell he was just joking and not telling where he really was! Not too hard to figure out.
Once again Perez you telling more porkys, your such a liar, you really think they'd honeymoon in the basement ? Your so gullable Perez, no wonder your single. There high profile celebrities as if there going to tell the media where there going!
Re: P – We would not know as much as. No one has suck his dick but you and Ashlee. It was too risky for anyone else to suck his gender blender stuff.
These guys are playing the media game VERY WELL, no wonder its pissing off Perez so much.. Perez I love you but admit it…… these guys are winning the battle against media buzz and not even you can keep up!!!
Re: Sarah Grif – There's nothing lame about working to keep the money coming in, honey. He has a wife now, lol, and perhaps even more…
so what? they wanted their honeymoon to be free on paparazzi. good on them.
That asshole probably went o the honeymoon with them!
NEITHER have a good voice, the bar is super low these days. Nose job=star
Re: She is a whore and he is a fag –
Isn't your comment bordering on JEALOUS!
Kudos to them for pulling it off!!
So Perez, just because they're not being paparazzi whores, they're lying?
Why on earth should they have to tell the media about their honeymoon?
prolly lying about the baby too… fuckin douchebags
Wait…………am I only one who is like………………..the band is playing some 16 yr olds b-day party….WTF? Who's her Daddy, thats what I want to know……LOL
She's gonna end up like britney spears, in a year or two!
0mg finally they g0t married i l0ve this tw0 jajajaj i h0pe that ashlee makes pete happy m0re than he already is i l0ve them¡¡¡¡
WHO CARES……!!!!!!!