Set Your TiVos!

Perezito is going to be making a very special appearance on VH1's hit show Viva Hollywood this Sunday, May 25th, at 10 PM Eastern/Pacific.

It is not to be missed!

CLICK HERE for a very juicy pic.

Escandalo!!!!

    Posted: May 23, 2008 at 12:00 pm / Email this  »

    66 comments to “Set Your TiVos!”

    1. dave says – reply to this


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      LMAO! that was too fuckin' funny

    2. patty says – reply to this


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      lmaoooo !

    3. savannah says – reply to this


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      the purple hair is FEIRCE! you go perez!

    4. :DD says – reply to this


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      hah, i love the color of your hair :D

    5. Lola says – reply to this


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      OMG PEREZ! that was so hilarious. I love you
      purple hair FTW! :3

    6. ashlo says – reply to this


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      love you perez!!!!! your hair is FIERCE. do you really shave your pubes though perez??? eww

    7. yawn says – reply to this


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      No I don't think I will. No need to see you ass

    8. andrea says – reply to this


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      ajajajajajjaa Me encantaaaa va a estar buenisimooo obvio que lo veo el domingo

    9. natalie says – reply to this


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      hah you are very funny. i dont really watch this show, but ill make sure to catch your appearance.

    10. llo says – reply to this


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      why would we want to? youre a dick.

    11. L Lo says – reply to this


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      why would anyone want to? youre a dickkkkkkk

    12. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


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      Waiste of time and brain cells.

    13. heather says – reply to this


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      hahahaha. I love you, that was funny.

    14. purebacon says – reply to this


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      listen perez you may not read this messages or i assume you have someone read em for you first but i just wanna let you know u are pure greasy bacon jajaja

    15. ilovetv says – reply to this


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      Hilarious :D

    16. Megan says – reply to this


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      ahah Perez you rock! Your purple hair was SO fierce!!!!!!

    17. dita says – reply to this


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      The fact that Mario Lardass aka "walking abortion" is taking part in this trainwreck show speaks volumes. This show perpetuates the negative Latin stereotype to the Nth degree!!!! Fucking no talent Maria Conchita Vagina and her coke nose never fail to amaze me….leave it to Jew writers on VH1 to write the shit that comes out of their mouths…..and hypocritical fat fag Shrek takes part in a modern day Latino Stepin Fetchit show!

    18. Lela says – reply to this


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      MissPerez, Is it true that a very pregnant Britney Spears will be on the next Harpers Bazaar cover…nalked???? Please do find out

      Ps. If you want juice..real juice I have tight connections over the pond :)

    19. Bren says – reply to this


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      Perez, you go girl!

    20. dongman says – reply to this


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      set your tivos - NO! Your getting to be a such a bore - you need to reinvent yourself already - BORING!

    21. joka says – reply to this


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      pathetic

    22. LAMS says – reply to this


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      LOL… very entertaining to watch U 2 banter about your hairs.

    23. Court says – reply to this


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      Perez! So funny =) U looked a little chub tho, don't gain the weight back!

    24. NinaFresa says – reply to this


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      Mira .. Perez.. Love you .. but come on Baby .. GET A PERSONAL TRAINER !! GORDO

    25. AA says – reply to this


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      OMG that was fucking brilliant !!! love that show and that was one of the best moments…. unless u rip someone else a new asshole :D perez for president

    26. Danielle says – reply to this


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      Thanks for the heads up. I will specifically make sure not to watch it.

    27. yomama says – reply to this


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      who the hell are you to criticize, perez? you're a fat disgusting slob who can barely fit in that chair….yikes!

    28. que guille says – reply to this


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      Whateva Perez. Have you notice your headlines lately. All your headlines EXCEPT the ones promoting yourself are full of hate. How would your like people refering to your mother as a whores. Since when is gossiping resort to calling people the lowest names in the book. You can't gossip unless your completely degrading someone ? You use to be fun, now your just OVER-RATTED

    29. Rumma says – reply to this


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      That was fucking hilarious Purple hair rocks my socks. Its fierce lol Love it Love you Perez! ^.~

    30. erik says – reply to this


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      Perezito?? More like FatAssito! Wow.. You still are fat, Mario. Grossssssss. Try some oil-removing cleanser on your face too..

    31. B says – reply to this


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      HA! That was a hilarious rendition of The Hoff drunk and eating a hamburger in Vegas! His haircut and eyebrows looked fine - Perez were you crushing???? Aww!

    32. this is great says – reply to this


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      perez will be in the segment called ;;spot the pervert; or who,s the homo

    33. asdf says – reply to this


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      Hey perez how come there are no comments about you being on marry a fucking millionare dot com?

    34. PleasegivePerezAIDS says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA THE ONLY APPEARANCE YOU CAN MAKE ARE ON A SPIC REALITY SHOW YOU FILTHY AIDS-DESERVING SPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    35. Prez-zitboy-hater says – reply to this


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      Perez
      listen
      why do you call Sam.. MAN? tha'ts so wrong. you're a fag. arren't you?
      why?
      that's a setback for gays, man
      now we have folks on your site saying things like "man-ish" lesbian.
      that's wrong
      so wrong.
      you're a chick
      should I say PEREZ.SHE"S A BITCH?
      maybe you dont care but Ido
      have some GLBT PRIDE
      your selfish to the ninth and ti's sick
      ick
      what a horrible person you really are.
      truly
      you're picking on babies
      and so negative
      always negative
      yuck,
      who'd want you?
      your little tiny dick

    36. hotmama says – reply to this


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      You're being really mean to that poor little boy…..ease up! I know you were trying to be funny, but you were actually really rude. (I've never critized you ever…….this is my first time) BE NICE!!!!!!

    37. Leni says – reply to this


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      POSTURE.
      Stop slouching!

    38. T says – reply to this


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      This was like the first time I listened to Perez Hilton talk and he's a real jerk!

    39. T says – reply to this


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      Re: llo – That's what I thought exactly!

    40. perezfan says – reply to this


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      no thanks

    41. ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      OH WOW! THAT LOOKS SO ENTERTAzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    42. novel1 says – reply to this


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      Don't wanna, don't CARE. You are a pompous ass

    43. Stefanie says – reply to this


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      OMG Perez!! I love Viva Hollywood! I watch the show every Sunday night! And it doenst hurt Hottie Carlos Ponce is one of the host! YUM YUM!!
      I will be watching the show!!
      BTW! I LOVE your hair!!

    44. David says – reply to this


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      Face it, in the grand scheme, you're a nobody. And you're racking up a lot of bad karma these days. Don't worry, it will catch up to you.

    45. Cassie says – reply to this


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      A "fierce" and a "bitch"…loves it… :)

    46. eden says – reply to this


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      LOL! "You can go now bitch, now that you've dissed my hair."

      You're fucking awesome Perez.

      ps: As a bi girl, I think Samantha R. is definitely appealing. There's just something about her. But I wouldn't ever ever ever touch her after she touched Lindsay. Sooo… You could be nicer to the GLTBs, but I suppose that's not your job!

      TEAM PEREZ!!!

    47. peanut says – reply to this


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      Perez you have become so full of yourself that it is sicking. YUK YUK YUK

    48. mariah spears cosby aguilera barrymore says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA AS IF PIGREZ WASN'T HARD THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS INTERVIEWING GIOVANNIE, YOU COULD NEVER GET ANYONE A THIRD AS HOT AS HIM, NICE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO CRITICIZE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU WOULD DIE TO FUCK HIM, LOLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZ

    49. ryan says – reply to this


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      haha i love you perez!

    50. alejandro sainz says – reply to this


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      MI AMOR ! bravo hahaha me encanto lo q le dijiste ,y no le hagas caso alas gringas pendejas ! ya sabes q los latinos somos mas cooler y con mas cultura ! hahaha ! por cierto no estoy feo hahaha ! siempre te defendere !

    51. KT says – reply to this


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      damn perez tht was bitchy

    52. Connie says – reply to this


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      i love you even more!

    53. alex says – reply to this


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      lmao poor kid your so fuking fierce!!! dont wory i love the do!!!

    54. Joe says – reply to this


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      Sure to Suck

    55. gini says – reply to this


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      hahhaha bitches los dos!

    56. SAD says – reply to this


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    57. aggy56 says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT !!!!

    58. fierce says – reply to this


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      Perez, i hope that was shot a while ago. Arent you supposed to be losing weight? running and all?

    59. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


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      I don't get gay humor. Maybe adding a laugh track would help.

    60. Marce Redon says – reply to this


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      hahahahaha!!, eres el mejor Perez!!!

    61. Lazarus says – reply to this


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      OMG People. Don't you see Perez is ugly, fat, nasty, but a MARKETING GENIOUS.

      He knows EXACTLY how to play us.

      We are all so stupid and foolish. THIS SITE (myself included) is the EPITOMY Of the self-destructive state of society.

      Getting off on insulting others so we can feel better about our own shitty lives. Living vicariously through "celebrities". A fake image someone portrays. All celebrities are, are master players. And we are FOOLS.

      I sentence you all to go spend one week in the woods, in solitude. Rediscover life, rediscover yourself. We can do so, so much more than this people. We are the most powerful beings known to exsist, and look what the fuck we're doing!!!!!!!

    62. sara from... says – reply to this


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      you are very very very very very very very very very very UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY eurkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    63. aLILdirt says – reply to this


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      No one cares.
      'Perez' is fading faster than cheap curtains from the discount store…

    64. Robin from the Chi says – reply to this


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      That was so that funny. I haven't watched that show in a while because its not all that interesting. But I will watch it tonight. Love ya!

    65. kT says – reply to this


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      AH! I watched that last night. Amazingness.

    66. Charlie R says – reply to this


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      I saw you on that episode Perez and you were HOTT lol.. when you told giselle she needed implants and a nose job I cracked up!!! muahahahaha devilishley hilarious =] I love you perez!!