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Stupid Human Tricks

Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker > David Letterman

Sarah Jessica Parker takes her bird call very seriously!

Click here to watch her perform her impersonation on Letterman last night.

Hey, if the acting thing doesn't work out, neither will the bird calling!

37 comments to “Stupid Human Tricks”

  1. Melanie says – reply to this


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    Old Bitch !!!!

  2. blondie says – reply to this


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    omg love sjp cannot wait for sex and the city!!!!!!

  3. shrimpy says – reply to this


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    wow…………please keep acting!!

  4. andrea says – reply to this


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    i sjp dont get me wrong but she looks like a kooky witch especially in this video

  5. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this


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    Shez a nutt…..
    ……………………..I want my very 1zt. vote 2 count….
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz un=American….charley crizt..obama

  6. You are stupid says – reply to this


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    She looks good here.

  7. UM.. says – reply to this


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    Perez, I'm pretty sure the acting thing ALREADY DID work out for her…

  8. becca castro says – reply to this


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    how come nobody ever addresses that GIGANTIC mole on her chin and the fact that she is a total horse face. She disgusts me to look at her!

  9. sarah says – reply to this


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    hahah Youre right

  10. haha says – reply to this


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    she is so fucking ugly.

  11. Brown Boy says – reply to this


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    I never watch the show but…I'd do her.

  12. Gio says – reply to this


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    GOD is there any nice people out there? I think she is cute and funny and real.

  13. Dani says – reply to this


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    I LOVE SJP! She is my favorite actress EVER!

  14. Exagg says – reply to this


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    Classy!

    Maybe that's why she landed the Vogue cover… Cos she has bird calling skills under her belt (which made sense to me, after a hundred bong hits), among other things! Oh, not to mention, that Vogue cover that didn't deliver very well.

    She looks fucking old. It's like, she needs a dozen botox procedures!

    But I'm still watching SATC. Sarah Jessica Parker is Sarah Jessica Parker. Enough Said!!!

  15. jess says – reply to this


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    Aw, I really like her. I thought that was cute.

  16. Cassie says – reply to this


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    During her whole interview with Dave…I kept thinking to myself how funny, smart, etc. she is…I love her and I can't wait to see the movie! :)

  17. Aussie Chick says – reply to this


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    Hey FAT ASS AMERICAN MORONS WHO LIVE IN FLYOVER COUNTRY

    SJP is rad. A truthful and honest actor and an intriguing woman to boot! She dated JFK jnr, Robert Downey Jnr and is MARRIED to Bueller, Ferris Bueller.

    There has got to be something going on in her pretty head to attract such powerful and talented men.

    Lets not forget her brains! She had enough smart to Executive Produce SATC….

    SJP if you are reading this —> All the haters are jealous of your unique and incredible spirit! Please power forward!

    Lots of love,

    From Australia xox

  18. AUSSIE CHICK ( yep again) says – reply to this


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    : ) : ) : )

    KEEP DAZZLING SJP!!!

  19. Jon says – reply to this


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    Love SJP!!! She is such a style icon… David Letterman made a celeb oops when he spilled the beans that he saw the movie and said someone dies.. SJP was royally pissed..

  20. hey says – reply to this


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    i personally thought that was cool.

  21. Love SJP! says – reply to this


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    Love her!

  22. megan says – reply to this


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    Im so tired of her. She is greedy. Wants all for herself and it shows. In the press she is the one in the ads not all 4 of them. The greed will come back to haunt her later. She is so greedy she must be Jewish. And she is looking quite old. Is she 48?

  23. Be says – reply to this


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    Re: becca castro – Becca. that's not really nice to say don't you think? I mean, she's a person, just like you. Why should you be disgusted cause she (admitedly) has a kinda horse face and the mole, well yeah. it's definitely there. No judgement here, but I just wonder why someone would comment so harshly on someone's appearance…what you put out, you inevitably get back in life. peace, Bertha.

  24. HeroinHam says – reply to this


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    she rocks, I'd like her 2 wistle that into my asshole

  25. StellaAlways says – reply to this


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    Perez!?! I'm so disappointed in you always hating on SJP. She seems like one of the celebs you would actually enjoy, and scribble encouraging words about. It's very unbecoming of you to keep trashing such an enjoyable, and sweet actress. (AND FOR THE RECORD- She's an attractive woman, and her spirit makes her even more attractive, which I'm sure you can relate to) To keep laying down a stanley steamer on her physical, is totally absurd !!!!!!! I believe you will see the light : )

  26. Corinna says – reply to this


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    She is so adorable.

  27. sultanine says – reply to this


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    I LOVE HER! andI do not understand why so many people are always so barefaced and ignorant to tell such bad things! It isn´t fair and at least: they don´t tell the truth and exaggerate all the time…
    I mean, what has she done to deserve such insultings?

  28. samma says – reply to this


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    Fuck You, Becca.. Get a life, please?!!
    Aww.. Ain`t that just sooo sweet?=)
    Love Her AND her job!

  29. samma says – reply to this


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    You GO, Be..

  30. natalie says – reply to this


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    I have two very prominent moles on my face, does that make me a fucking ugly horse too? I think NOT!!
    SJP rules as well as the rest of the SATC ladies!!

  31. susan says – reply to this


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    what is wrong with getting older and not wanting to do botox? when did aging become a bad thing?

  32. paul says – reply to this


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    HOW DO U PICK THE CELEB you diss??/how do you discriminate??i mean if you really are such a "bitch'dish it..dont leave meddle ground..you justDO ENOUGH to let people think oh hes a bitch…buzz..nope…you on one hand "diss'one celebrity and court another..one day your star will fade and one or two celebs will shit on you and the mario show will tumble and fall

  33. badbirdy says – reply to this


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    one must admire her guts
    to appear in public looking like that..

  34. Jessica says – reply to this


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    She's awesome. Melanie (#1), you have some serious issues you should work out. I'd suggest therapy or medication.

  35. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Fuck off i think Melanie is cool to say that and it is true Re: Jessica

  36. mia says – reply to this


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    She is tiresome and uncharming. Poor Dave.

  37. sam says – reply to this


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    haha i don't know why but i find her really funny.

    people are against her because she's the main person of Sex & the City. and that's wrong to have a "main" person