Don't Bother Watching

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Dina & Aliana Lohan's new reality TV show is getting shiteous reviews.

And, critics are panning Denise Richards's new show as well.

What, did you really expect them to be good??????

Posted: May 24, 2008 at 2:12 pm / Email this »

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Shal says – reply to this

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no
Jewels says – reply to this

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surprise
ThomThom says – reply to this

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Skanks
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1
Candy says – reply to this

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DINA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEEEEEEEEee says – reply to this

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I like to see how your show does fatass
Danielle says – reply to this

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First?
Natascha T says – reply to this

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LINDSAY LOHAN IS A LESBIAN
Jayme says – reply to this

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first!!!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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I can't stand these "reality" shows.
yeahhh says – reply to this

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quite frankly, i DO plan on watching it.
this show is gonna be interesting.
bryan says – reply to this

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"im her mom not her keeper" a quote by dina lohan , How's this show not gonna be good there all crazy
LA Boy! says – reply to this

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It is still better than your how show darling! I rather watch hot girls than a fat guy. BTW did you knwo that Perez is not Gay !!!!! To be gay you have to have sex with other guys … lol
I thought says – reply to this

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I thought they were a cute lesbian couple not mother and daughter. These photographers have a tendency to sex up everything.
sydney says – reply to this

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….ew.
first says – reply to this

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i'llstill watch.. FIRST
tota says – reply to this

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Pair of putas!
jud says – reply to this

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1st
RAYY says – reply to this

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first?
Denise says – reply to this

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there!
fsoeiu says – reply to this

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both are good
m says – reply to this

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haha I saw denise richards commercial on fox it's ridicilous she says they said she's a backstabber, they said she's just in it for the money , well …. they don't know me.
I think we know you really well honey
lg says – reply to this

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point and laugh!!!!
dan says – reply to this

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first
whitney says – reply to this

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1st!
rachhh says – reply to this

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first?!
wtv im still watching it
sarah says – reply to this

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first?

i'll probably watch for laughs
Miss A says – reply to this

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DUR!!! can tell just by the commercials. Reality Ha my ass…
bryan says – reply to this

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"im her mom not her keeper" a quote by dina lohan, whats not to like there all crazy
Won't be watching either says – reply to this

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How stupid was "E" to put these shows on Memorial Day weekend.. yeah that's just the time everyone is watching.. NOT. Everyone's busy with holiday plans and travel and parties. Who the hell would want to sit home and watch the Lohan's shit fest or Denise's fun life… give me a break.. no thanks. I could give two big piles of crap about either of these people and what their lives are like. After seeing the mess Lindsey's life has been in the press, I can only imagine the f**ked up life at home for the Lohans.
jr says – reply to this

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those dumb cunts just want to get famous too!
alison says – reply to this

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WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND BE INTERESTED IN THESE PEOPLE?
watch them do what?? no way says – reply to this

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z ain't no way ..I'd watch them
z like what could they pozzibly do that
z would make anyone want to c…itz not
zz like they are walking thru ”HELL'OR SOMETHING GOOD.
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ashley says – reply to this

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im not suprised
alison says – reply to this

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ANYONE WOULD HAVE TO BE STUPID AS HELL TO HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THEM.
alison says – reply to this

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Stupid losers will watch it who have no life of their own.
Let me guess u heard it on EXTRA? says – reply to this

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People are posting that Charlie soon to be wife works for them. I hope they just stop bashing Denise and let us watch it!
c says – reply to this

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aliana lohan is a slutty 43 year old freak
alanabanana says – reply to this

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LOL I'm watching for sure this stuff is always pure entertainment
Charlie Sheen says – reply to this

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I could do both of them. Opps, I thought the other one was Lindsey not her 12 year old sister. I could do just the old woman next to the jail bait, who is trying to live life through her children, just like that bitch Denise.
Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this

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not surprised in the least. reality tv needs to go the way of the dodo. i'm so sick of it. talentless fucks you could bump into on any city bus is not my idea of entertaiment.
heya says – reply to this

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omg!!! ali lohan is soooo UGLY and she doesnt even have a backbone.. watch her interviews! she keeps on looking at her mom the whole entire time and never once looks at the interviewer! haha!
memikeyounot says – reply to this

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I saw an ad for this last night on The Soup, the only good show that E! has right now. This woman should be ashamed of what she does with and to her kids. She brings a bad name to the name of parents everywhere
slammer says – reply to this

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Why do you even devote web space to this craptacular show?
xwingana says – reply to this

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I don't think anyone ever gave the concept of watching them a thought. At least not anyone with even a single functioning brain cell.
GO DENISE I'LL WATCH YOUR SHOW says – reply to this

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I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!
dummy says – reply to this

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You will completely love it if your IQ is less than 70.
TrickSlut says – reply to this

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NOT THAT I WAS GONNA WATCH THIS MONKEY SHOW BUT GOOD TO KNOW THAT THESE PATHETIC "FAMOUS WANNA BE'S" ARE NOT GOING TO BE AROUND FOR LONG..JUST AS EXPECTED ..THANKS GOD !!!!
donita says – reply to this

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this show looks completely idiotic, just what we need, another talentless cunt running around needing attention, well that's what I'd expect from the lohan's.
carrot says – reply to this

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Nothing like stupidity and money to inflate an ego
r0bz says – reply to this

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you reporting on her and her new show are just giveing her more fame. BOYCOTT. this shit is all sorts of seedy
Blair says – reply to this

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i think the "living lohan" show will do great. its crazy and weird, america will eat it up. denises crap will be cancelled.
lef says – reply to this

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Totally attention seeking…I see where the druggie daughter Lindsay gets it from..
poopiepants says – reply to this

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i love how dina was airbrushed more than her own daughter. so much for it being all about ali, eh?

and speaking of which- ALI is wonky eyed. look at that.
WawaLisa says – reply to this

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Reviews don't determine the success of a reality show. Ratings do. Otherwise crappy shows like The Hills would no longer be on the air. So forget what some small time entertainment reporter thinks. We will only be spared the pain if no one watches. So please, DON'T WATCH!!!
hotmama says – reply to this

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These two mothers are so, so pathetic. They're earning lots of money whoring out their kids. Normal, loving, caring parents would never, never do this to their children. Ali is heading towards Rehab and STD's. Charlie's kids might still have a chance.
marqass says – reply to this

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im still going to watch it.
Alys says – reply to this

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orange oprah loos like she used mimi's photoshopper but on crack.
ajacks says – reply to this

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Dina Lohan has totally gotten plastic surgery for her 13 year old!!!!!! Look at a pic from a year ago and that child was completely FUGLY!
Shannon says – reply to this

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Francesa says – reply to this

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Epic fail ha!!
Cat says – reply to this

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Ali's eyes are not even that color!!!!!!!!! she has dark eyes!! Lindsay wannabe…. I Can't Stand Her!!!!
Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola says – reply to this

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Well, you know, it's subjective. I didn't like Idol, and it's been number one for how many years? I don't like 2 1/2 men, either. Women might like Richard's show. With movies, if they pan it, I usually like it. Pffft.
gatordaddy says – reply to this

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Re: Charlie Sheen – You could do the whole six to midnight line-up, one at a time. Pharmaceuticals can be purchased online now.
jess says – reply to this

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yeah cuz your "show" was so fucking fantastic. you are so fucking gay, i am starting to hate you. please, write about britney or something, you are just making shit up for shock value
giblet says – reply to this

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dude….some giving them so much press. i am sick of seeing them all over your site perez.
t-money says – reply to this

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I will give the Lohan show a try just bc I kinda like those accents. lol. At least there will be some DRAMZ. As far as the Denise show? the teaser was if her pig was preggers..ummm….whatever. never thought i would watch keeping up with the kardashians either, but that show is really hilarious!!
ppc says – reply to this

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Both of these shows are destined to fail. The Lohans are trash and Richards is a lying, no talent, hack. I thought that Seacrust will everything going for him wouldn't put out such trash. He is in with E! so they will be on for six months - on another station - not at all or canceled after one episode. Hope they all go to hell, they are an example of z-listers and no one will ever deal with them again. I hope so.,
Abby says – reply to this

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Were you expecting the shows to get good reviews??? I mean seriously if anyone watches it will be the first episode out of curiousity.
Brent says – reply to this

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thanks, but i will be my own critic!
ed says – reply to this

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I can`t believe how old this Ali looks, what is she 15 going on 50?
gina says – reply to this

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I am so sick of looking at these mother's that want to party with their children. Then their children end up getting pregnant, rehab (insert rolling eyes)..or caught with their Va-J J hanging out ’cause they have NO panties on.
Such roll models and great influences for pre-teen girls! Grow Up DINA!
gina
www.onestopshop2day.com
jersey says – reply to this

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i don't know which eye to look at with the daughter wtf ?!
baahaha LAME!
HeroinHam says – reply to this

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U should have drawn them coke marks on Dina's face
jo-dub says – reply to this

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damn! i really wanted to watch….. dudes bad reality tv is my guilty pleasure
The Hohans flop once again says – reply to this

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When will the Hohans (including Lindsay) accept that they are out of date and their time is up? Nobody cares about them anymore.
psiloveyou811 says – reply to this

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Can Dina's face get stretched any more?????? and way too much botox
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Tell us something we didn't predict. In spades.
Foxy says – reply to this

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Wow, they made her mom's nose look semi-normal.
Skank Police says – reply to this

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Caption shoud read : "Skank and Skanklet".
IAN says – reply to this

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I LIKE IT !
tre says – reply to this

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i don't need no critic to tell me these show's are gonna suck major ass
Morgan says – reply to this

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whatever.. im gunna watch it regardless if the 'critics' think its shitty
erica says – reply to this

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the hills iss on hiatus…what am i supposed to watch????
JON says – reply to this

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IM ONLY WATCHING TO SEE IF LINDSAY MAKES A CAMEO, I LOVE HER!! SEX AND THE CITY 6 MORE FUCKING DAYS YAAAAAAAY
Vinsanity says – reply to this

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Its good to know that while one daughter is showbiz poison and can't be booked anywhere, she can famewhore the other one until her Titanic goes down. Talk about a family of stepping stones and a wreck of a human being (aka Lilith, mother of demons) living vicarious through her own spawn!
Issac Brock says – reply to this

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Nasty old women disguised as pimps…only they're selling off their kids. Hopefully karma beats them down to gutter level.
kel says – reply to this

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who gives a flying fuck about this family!?! why would anyone want to watch it?? that 13 year old girl looks like she is 30!! pathetic!!!
skippy says – reply to this

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Sechrest needs to be lynched for making money off of this.
Boycott the advertisers who are hoping to promote their products during these travesties.
Charlie needs to get custody, and Dina needs to either pursue her OWN career or give her children to someone who can seperate parenting from managing.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIT MAMMA LOHAN IS JUST AS FUCKIN STUPID LOOKIN AS HER PROSTITUTE OF A DAUGHTER, LINDSAY. HER SISTER SEEMS TO ALSO HAVE THE LOHAN CURSE OF FRECLE-SKIN. FUCKIN VILE AND DISGUSTING I HAVE TO VOMIT NOW. I GOT MY MOUTH FULL OF VOMIT NOW, LETS HOPE I CHOKE ON IT AND DIE OFF SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO SEE THESE STUPID PROSTITUTES AGAIN. AND REMEMBER WHEN DADDY LOHAN GOT ARRESTED? HE GOT A BLOWJOB FROM THE FEMALE-COP IN THAT JAIL CELL. THEN THEY VIOLATED HIS ASSHOLE WITH THEIR NIGHT-STICKS. FUCKIN RIDICULOUS, THEY MADE HIM SUCK A NIGHT-STICK LIKE HE WAS GIVING A BJ. BUT DONT WORRY HE GOT SUCK THE PISSY MUFF OF THE FEMALE OFFICER. THE WHOLE FAMILY ARE COMPLETELY TALENTLESS HASBEENS, THAT HAVE ASSES FOR FACES AND SMELL LIKE SHITS. CONGRATS FAMILY LOHAN YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HASBEEN'D
christmas is dead says – reply to this

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I HATE THOSE BITCHES! they are so DESPERATE! they only focus on getting attention! that's PATHETIC!
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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God, and I thought the world was coming to an end when a myspace slut got her own reality show.
Mommy's Little Monster says – reply to this

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If the mom shows her titties or gets naked, I might watch it.
Must suck says – reply to this

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MUST SUCK FOR LINDSEY AND ALLI TO HAVE A MOM THATS PRETTIER THAN THEM.. MUST SUCK BIG ONES!! THE DAUGHTERS ARE FUGLY.. MOM LOOKS BETTER> MAYBE MOM SHOULD GET INTO ACTING LOLL
c.dot says – reply to this

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They look like fucking cartoon characters in that picture. For reals - like something off South Park. I've seen those people on TMZ and E!, and they don't look like that. That poor kid.
suz says – reply to this

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their eyes look really far apart.
Veronica says – reply to this

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Gross and Double Gross!!! They both contribute absolutely nothing to society. Just spawning more and more ridiculousness!
Nicki says – reply to this

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Why do people want to watch this shit? I'm over it
Alex says – reply to this

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omfg that is sooooooo photoshopped it looks like a fucking cartoon. thats ridiculous, that childs 14!!!!!
Brittany says – reply to this

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Forgive me, but they all seem like a bunch of talentless, uneducated, money-hungry women. Dina Lohan needs to lay off her daughters. Lindsay Lohan has made more than a few visits to the local rehab, and still she is partying with DJ Samantha Rosen. Instead of trying to get little Ali some fame, Dina should be trying to clean up her eldest daughter. I really and truly think that after having one daughter in the lime light, and having that daughter suffer from alcoholism and other addictions, that I would steer clear from fame for the sake of my other daughter, but what did Dina Lohan do? She is doing a reality show and including her precious little girl in it, instead of getting this child a good education. This is absolutely pathetic and when Ali Lohan ends up in rehab at 15, no one will be laughing.

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