Don't Bother Watching
Filed under: Aliana Lohan
Dina & Aliana Lohan's new reality TV show is getting shiteous reviews.
And, critics are panning Denise Richards's new show as well.
What, did you really expect them to be good??????
Posted: May 24, 2008 at 2:12 pm




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DINA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to see how your show does fatass
First?
LINDSAY LOHAN IS A LESBIAN
first!!!!
I can't stand these "reality" shows.
quite frankly, i DO plan on watching it.
this show is gonna be interesting.
"im her mom not her keeper" a quote by dina lohan , How's this show not gonna be good there all crazy
It is still better than your how show darling! I rather watch hot girls than a fat guy. BTW did you knwo that Perez is not Gay !!!!! To be gay you have to have sex with other guys … lol
I thought they were a cute lesbian couple not mother and daughter. These photographers have a tendency to sex up everything.
….ew.
i'llstill watch.. FIRST
Pair of putas!
1st
first?
there!
both are good
haha I saw denise richards commercial on fox it's ridicilous she says they said she's a backstabber, they said she's just in it for the money , well …. they don't know me.
I think we know you really well honey
point and laugh!!!!
first
1st!
first?!
wtv im still watching it
first?
i'll probably watch for laughs
DUR!!! can tell just by the commercials. Reality Ha my ass…
"im her mom not her keeper" a quote by dina lohan, whats not to like there all crazy
How stupid was "E" to put these shows on Memorial Day weekend.. yeah that's just the time everyone is watching.. NOT. Everyone's busy with holiday plans and travel and parties. Who the hell would want to sit home and watch the Lohan's shit fest or Denise's fun life… give me a break.. no thanks. I could give two big piles of crap about either of these people and what their lives are like. After seeing the mess Lindsey's life has been in the press, I can only imagine the f**ked up life at home for the Lohans.
those dumb cunts just want to get famous too!
WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND BE INTERESTED IN THESE PEOPLE?
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im not suprised
ANYONE WOULD HAVE TO BE STUPID AS HELL TO HAVE ANY INTEREST IN THEM.
Stupid losers will watch it who have no life of their own.
People are posting that Charlie soon to be wife works for them. I hope they just stop bashing Denise and let us watch it!
aliana lohan is a slutty 43 year old freak
LOL I'm watching for sure this stuff is always pure entertainment
I could do both of them. Opps, I thought the other one was Lindsey not her 12 year old sister. I could do just the old woman next to the jail bait, who is trying to live life through her children, just like that bitch Denise.
not surprised in the least. reality tv needs to go the way of the dodo. i'm so sick of it. talentless fucks you could bump into on any city bus is not my idea of entertaiment.
omg!!! ali lohan is soooo UGLY and she doesnt even have a backbone.. watch her interviews! she keeps on looking at her mom the whole entire time and never once looks at the interviewer! haha!
I saw an ad for this last night on The Soup, the only good show that E! has right now. This woman should be ashamed of what she does with and to her kids. She brings a bad name to the name of parents everywhere
Why do you even devote web space to this craptacular show?
I don't think anyone ever gave the concept of watching them a thought. At least not anyone with even a single functioning brain cell.
I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD!
You will completely love it if your IQ is less than 70.
NOT THAT I WAS GONNA WATCH THIS MONKEY SHOW BUT GOOD TO KNOW THAT THESE PATHETIC "FAMOUS WANNA BE'S" ARE NOT GOING TO BE AROUND FOR LONG..JUST AS EXPECTED ..THANKS GOD !!!!
this show looks completely idiotic, just what we need, another talentless cunt running around needing attention, well that's what I'd expect from the lohan's.
Nothing like stupidity and money to inflate an ego
you reporting on her and her new show are just giveing her more fame. BOYCOTT. this shit is all sorts of seedy
i think the "living lohan" show will do great. its crazy and weird, america will eat it up. denises crap will be cancelled.
Totally attention seeking…I see where the druggie daughter Lindsay gets it from..
i love how dina was airbrushed more than her own daughter. so much for it being all about ali, eh?
and speaking of which- ALI is wonky eyed. look at that.
Reviews don't determine the success of a reality show. Ratings do. Otherwise crappy shows like The Hills would no longer be on the air. So forget what some small time entertainment reporter thinks. We will only be spared the pain if no one watches. So please, DON'T WATCH!!!
These two mothers are so, so pathetic. They're earning lots of money whoring out their kids. Normal, loving, caring parents would never, never do this to their children. Ali is heading towards Rehab and STD's. Charlie's kids might still have a chance.
im still going to watch it.
orange oprah loos like she used mimi's photoshopper but on crack.
Dina Lohan has totally gotten plastic surgery for her 13 year old!!!!!! Look at a pic from a year ago and that child was completely FUGLY!
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Epic fail ha!!
Ali's eyes are not even that color!!!!!!!!! she has dark eyes!! Lindsay wannabe…. I Can't Stand Her!!!!
Well, you know, it's subjective. I didn't like Idol, and it's been number one for how many years? I don't like 2 1/2 men, either. Women might like Richard's show. With movies, if they pan it, I usually like it. Pffft.
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yeah cuz your "show" was so fucking fantastic. you are so fucking gay, i am starting to hate you. please, write about britney or something, you are just making shit up for shock value
dude….some giving them so much press. i am sick of seeing them all over your site perez.
I will give the Lohan show a try just bc I kinda like those accents. lol. At least there will be some DRAMZ. As far as the Denise show? the teaser was if her pig was preggers..ummm….whatever. never thought i would watch keeping up with the kardashians either, but that show is really hilarious!!
Both of these shows are destined to fail. The Lohans are trash and Richards is a lying, no talent, hack. I thought that Seacrust will everything going for him wouldn't put out such trash. He is in with E! so they will be on for six months - on another station - not at all or canceled after one episode. Hope they all go to hell, they are an example of z-listers and no one will ever deal with them again. I hope so.,
Were you expecting the shows to get good reviews??? I mean seriously if anyone watches it will be the first episode out of curiousity.
thanks, but i will be my own critic!
I can`t believe how old this Ali looks, what is she 15 going on 50?
I am so sick of looking at these mother's that want to party with their children. Then their children end up getting pregnant, rehab (insert rolling eyes)..or caught with their Va-J J hanging out ’cause they have NO panties on.
Such roll models and great influences for pre-teen girls! Grow Up DINA!
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i don't know which eye to look at with the daughter wtf ?!
baahaha LAME!
U should have drawn them coke marks on Dina's face
damn! i really wanted to watch….. dudes bad reality tv is my guilty pleasure
When will the Hohans (including Lindsay) accept that they are out of date and their time is up? Nobody cares about them anymore.
Can Dina's face get stretched any more?????? and way too much botox
Tell us something we didn't predict. In spades.
Wow, they made her mom's nose look semi-normal.
Caption shoud read : "Skank and Skanklet".
I LIKE IT !
i don't need no critic to tell me these show's are gonna suck major ass
whatever.. im gunna watch it regardless if the 'critics' think its shitty
the hills iss on hiatus…what am i supposed to watch????
IM ONLY WATCHING TO SEE IF LINDSAY MAKES A CAMEO, I LOVE HER!! SEX AND THE CITY 6 MORE FUCKING DAYS YAAAAAAAY
Its good to know that while one daughter is showbiz poison and can't be booked anywhere, she can famewhore the other one until her Titanic goes down. Talk about a family of stepping stones and a wreck of a human being (aka Lilith, mother of demons) living vicarious through her own spawn!
Nasty old women disguised as pimps…only they're selling off their kids. Hopefully karma beats them down to gutter level.
who gives a flying fuck about this family!?! why would anyone want to watch it?? that 13 year old girl looks like she is 30!! pathetic!!!
Sechrest needs to be lynched for making money off of this.
Boycott the advertisers who are hoping to promote their products during these travesties.
Charlie needs to get custody, and Dina needs to either pursue her OWN career or give her children to someone who can seperate parenting from managing.
HOLY SHIT MAMMA LOHAN IS JUST AS FUCKIN STUPID LOOKIN AS HER PROSTITUTE OF A DAUGHTER, LINDSAY. HER SISTER SEEMS TO ALSO HAVE THE LOHAN CURSE OF FRECLE-SKIN. FUCKIN VILE AND DISGUSTING I HAVE TO VOMIT NOW. I GOT MY MOUTH FULL OF VOMIT NOW, LETS HOPE I CHOKE ON IT AND DIE OFF SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO SEE THESE STUPID PROSTITUTES AGAIN. AND REMEMBER WHEN DADDY LOHAN GOT ARRESTED? HE GOT A BLOWJOB FROM THE FEMALE-COP IN THAT JAIL CELL. THEN THEY VIOLATED HIS ASSHOLE WITH THEIR NIGHT-STICKS. FUCKIN RIDICULOUS, THEY MADE HIM SUCK A NIGHT-STICK LIKE HE WAS GIVING A BJ. BUT DONT WORRY HE GOT SUCK THE PISSY MUFF OF THE FEMALE OFFICER. THE WHOLE FAMILY ARE COMPLETELY TALENTLESS HASBEENS, THAT HAVE ASSES FOR FACES AND SMELL LIKE SHITS. CONGRATS FAMILY LOHAN YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HASBEEN'D
I HATE THOSE BITCHES! they are so DESPERATE! they only focus on getting attention! that's PATHETIC!
God, and I thought the world was coming to an end when a myspace slut got her own reality show.
If the mom shows her titties or gets naked, I might watch it.
MUST SUCK FOR LINDSEY AND ALLI TO HAVE A MOM THATS PRETTIER THAN THEM.. MUST SUCK BIG ONES!! THE DAUGHTERS ARE FUGLY.. MOM LOOKS BETTER> MAYBE MOM SHOULD GET INTO ACTING LOLL
They look like fucking cartoon characters in that picture. For reals - like something off South Park. I've seen those people on TMZ and E!, and they don't look like that. That poor kid.
their eyes look really far apart.
Gross and Double Gross!!! They both contribute absolutely nothing to society. Just spawning more and more ridiculousness!
Why do people want to watch this shit? I'm over it
omfg that is sooooooo photoshopped it looks like a fucking cartoon. thats ridiculous, that childs 14!!!!!
Forgive me, but they all seem like a bunch of talentless, uneducated, money-hungry women. Dina Lohan needs to lay off her daughters. Lindsay Lohan has made more than a few visits to the local rehab, and still she is partying with DJ Samantha Rosen. Instead of trying to get little Ali some fame, Dina should be trying to clean up her eldest daughter. I really and truly think that after having one daughter in the lime light, and having that daughter suffer from alcoholism and other addictions, that I would steer clear from fame for the sake of my other daughter, but what did Dina Lohan do? She is doing a reality show and including her precious little girl in it, instead of getting this child a good education. This is absolutely pathetic and when Ali Lohan ends up in rehab at 15, no one will be laughing.