Don't Bother Watching

Filed under: Aliana Lohan

Dina & Aliana Lohan's new reality TV show is getting shiteous reviews.

And, critics are panning Denise Richards's new show as well.

What, did you really expect them to be good??????

Posted: May 24, 2008 at 2:12 pm / Email this »

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Giles says – reply to this

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BOY DID THEY EVER PHOTOSHOP THE HECK OUT OF WRINKLY LEATHERFACE DINA!
danni says – reply to this

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won't be watching any of these crappy shows,this reality stuff needs to go!!!
Atomic says – reply to this

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Such lovely douche nozzles.
chickie says – reply to this

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2 Skanky mother's pimpin out their kids….Anyone who watches these shows are nolife lowlife's!
Christina says – reply to this

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It's crazy what these attention whores will do! I think it's terrible that Ali would says to the public that she wants to be like her sister. So she's basically saying that she wants pictures of her crotch all over the internet, alcohol and drug problems, and multiple trips to rehab. Yeah, what a great life.
Lucy says – reply to this

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Photoshop horrors!
DIANE says – reply to this

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NOBODY LIKES YOU DINA, NOBODY!!!
Lolo says – reply to this

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Dina Lohan = nonentity

Richards may have a chance…she's done playboy, been on both Maxim's and FHM's sexiest lists. She hit the "motherload" when she married Sheen and we know she's a back stabbing bitch when she broke the unwritten law of screwing your friends ex. Could be interesting!
WHAT A CREEPY PAIR says – reply to this

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WHAT A CREEPY PAIR - THEY LOOK SO DESPERATE IT SHAMEFUL !!!!!! - Whats going on with the daughter she looks wierd liek she is 40 years old - FUGLY
xxxsickb*tchesxxx says – reply to this

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what is dina going to be a wild mom on this show just like she is wout partying with her older daughter.
no wonder lindseys out there doing coke, she has two party parents
Lisa says – reply to this

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Denise Richards is a fucking idiot for getting her own reality show. i mean, she stole her best friends man and now shes like #2 worst mom of the year (Dina Lohan is #1) because of the ridiculous custody battles she likes to have with her ex. Getting her own show is like asking people to hate you more. Dina Lohan has got to be one of the worst moms out there. Lindsay Lohan is a stuck up bitch who is addicted to sex. And i dont believe for a second that shes a lesbian, i think she loves the attention and would kiss a dog if it told her she looked hot. LAME.
JaJaMoe says – reply to this

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Who wants to watch…..all these ho's is…is face candy…made for gagging on plump, juicy, squirtin' bratwurst…if you get my drift ! So…until I see 'em doin the 'Menage' with Dog, the Bounty Hunter, on internet video…I'll just keep chokin the chicken with images of Lindsey's Marilyn photo's dancing in (on, preferably) my head.
Ashley says – reply to this

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It looks as if Ali has a bit of a lazy eye.
AMO says – reply to this

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Somebody got some botox.
Mark Twain says – reply to this

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Nice Photoshop!
shoooort shit says – reply to this

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e! Gives anyone a show.
who next , asslee Simpson?!
Pervert Patty says – reply to this

117

Lesbian lovers. I'll watch if those two get it on.
Kel says – reply to this

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Was that picture of Dina touched up slightly?
babyC says – reply to this

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i don`t think she has a lazy eye i think its just her hair.But yes Dina is photoshoped like CRAZY i mean she dosn`t even really look like that in real life. I think Ali looks cute. less makeup would be better though
fu says – reply to this

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Is anyone surprised that these shows suck? I went to eonline to look at the message boards for Denise's show. E took it down b/c apparently people were bashing her. What the fuck did they think was going to happen? She's a fucking walking contradiction. On the Today show she made comments akin to wanting to keep everything private so is that why she's doing a fucking reality TV show?! She said she didn't want to bash Charlie b/c he's the father of her kids. She made a tongue in cheek comment that she doesn't use drugs, she's not an alcoholic and isn't promiscuos. That's bashing sweetheart! Then she kept using the dying mother card several times. How sick is this bitch that she kept throwing that out there to try and get sympathy. I don't have any sympathy for anyone who uses someone's death to promote themself or make themself look better.
Cinner says – reply to this

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Who WOULD watch that crap! Puh-leeze!!
Randi says – reply to this

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God! I've heard or read so many times that Ali Lohan thinks they are 'just like a normal family' so many times.
Phil says – reply to this

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I think E! thought they were getting Lindsay as part of the package. The joke is on them.
trollip says – reply to this

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She (the one who calls herself the mama) should be ashamed of herself…
READ ME says – reply to this

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The Low-hans are a pitiful, despicable display of what not to do to your family. No wonder those suicide bombers from the Gaza strip dream of one day killing people like us when the only pathetic dose of sub-par American pop culture that they get is the Low-han family or the Kardashians. It’s not so much Michael, or the spotlight avoiding son that they have as it is that vile, haggard old woman Dina(saur) and her gnarly coke-whore daughters that really make you want to gag into a boot.. Hmmm, rather than tricking your kids into “acting” and “singing” perhaps you suggest that they go to college, fuck! Major in art history or some shit like that. I guess high school dropout backseat dick sucker Dina-saur doesn’t consider something as trivial as COLLEGE!! And for the record, my aunt went to high school with Dina-saur. And she doesn’t claim the same age!!
Lolita says – reply to this

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STOP GIVING THESE FAME WHORES ATTENTION!
rose says – reply to this

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I think this show is going to be a good one, just like all the others. people are just jealous because they are pretty people.
Fey says – reply to this

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is it just me, or does Ali have a creepy wondering eye?
The Lohans sexuality advisor says – reply to this

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Ali would think it was normal if your parents fucked you. Oh, they are. And laughing at you all the way to the bank.
ali lohans brown eyes says – reply to this

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hey Ali you little future rehabbing slut, your eyes are brown, not blue.
p.s. your mom and sister are both old used up whores.
Kate says – reply to this

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It's reality TV! It's NEVER going to be of any quality, lol.
Mel says – reply to this

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whats up with the kids eye.. shes looking one way with one, and the other way with the other… see this is what drugs does to your kids dina
SS says – reply to this

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Does anyone else think that girl looks 35? IT FREAKS ME OUT!!!!! She does NOT look like a teenager!!! OMG!! She has OLD FACE!!
auds says – reply to this

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AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. what a freakin joke. i hear they spend most of the day looking themselves up online anyway, so i hope they read all the shitious reviews. when will they get it in their heads that no one is interested in lindsay's life, and even less in ali or dina's?!
allison says – reply to this

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Does Alli have a lazy eye?
lindsay says – reply to this

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Ali has a lazy eye, and a lazy mom. And a lazy dad.
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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A little long in the tooth Dina???? Not only a horrid role model, but she's dragging her other YOUNG, impressionable daughter into whoredom with her. She apparently learned absolutely nothing watching her oldest daughter's life disintegrate into addiction and exhibitionism. What a mess! But on the other hand, I'll watch a couple of hysterical episodes, just like I watched the Anna Nicole Smith show…..until it becomes too painful.
TinyGiny says – reply to this

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o….m………g…………. who cares about these two botox freakss!!
Shal says – reply to this

139

Im going to watch because I'm hearing that Lindsey Lohan is pregnant with Eugene Osei's child, some hollywood snob
texaschick says – reply to this

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I refuse to WASTE one minute of my life on these shows. My question is Why the F*%$# was little sis Lohan on Letterman…..really?!?!?!? Was no one else available?? UGH! I changed the channel immediately!! As for Denise, her lying sack of shit show won't be on my tv either.
a says – reply to this

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Are you sure that Ali and Dina aren't the same age? They sure as hell look like it!
OliZ says – reply to this

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daaaaaaaaaaamn it was pretty good photoshoped
Londsey Lindhan says – reply to this

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I wish Dina Lohan would jump off a fucking bridge and take her fucked up spawn(s) and asshole ex-husband with her.
mizzle says – reply to this

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i love how they are marketing her as a mini lindsay. her eyes are brown, not blue and i would never EVER let my 14 year old wear that much make up. she almost tops a bad drag queen!
kk says – reply to this

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I love how Ali goes on Letterman like a typical parrot, spouting out their 15-second quip about why the show should even exist. Um, to show the world that the tabloids are wrong about us? Genius! Note in contract: Must mention famous relative as many times as possible because that's the only reason anyone will watch. Case in point–Dina calling up some birdcage-linen on Lindsey's behalf on the show teaser. So presumptuous in even thinking people even care about what the Lohan's are really like. Sunset Boulevard with Norma Desmond's finding an audience in the 24/7 world of the internet tabloids.
Haha says – reply to this

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Ha, I can't beleive it, Yet another worthless Reality TV show, Pitiful people.
Reality TV isn't reality it is Dream Reality, in reality we wouldnt be playing for 1 million$$$ or Having our family on tv! NARROW MINDED ROBOTS
bulldogi says – reply to this

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Somebody please tell me what these 3 broads do for a living?
Z says – reply to this

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Two things I have gained from their ad:
1) Ali Lohan has a lazy eye
2) Dina Lohan has lipstick on the third tooth from the right.

ew.
lalakittty2ccc says – reply to this

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I guess you guys didn't know but I think when the scientists were clonning, some of the clones escaped!!!!! So this is what we get punished with lindsay,her sis and her mom!!!!!My god, hopefully the little bro doesn't look a thing like them. Pretty to look at but utterly freaking crazy…..why the hell do they want a reality show we already know that they all suck!!!!Sheez send them to Iraq maybe then we will win the war I can see the arabs covering their ears and screaming no more after listening to these bitches sing, talk, or whatever…..i can't stand these brainless people. Plus, instead of sending them money, whatever they make from this stupid show….i bet they don't send it to help any charities!!!! ugh, love ya perez!!! hey could you gossip about people that are worthy of gossiping about like Mila Kunis or i don't know someone worth reading about. OXOXO LaLaKitty
Kelsy says – reply to this

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Two complete and utter fucking idiots..Denise (douchebag) Richards, and Dinah Lohan two fucking losers, unbelievable that Dinah wants the same thing to happen to the younger(?) Ali that happened to Lindsay; these people, the Whitetrash Hiton Clan, Kim FAT ASS Kim, and the Trailer Park Spears clan, show that no amount of money can buy class…these losers are known for little more than walking around with their asses hanging out, shopping.
A BIG NAME says – reply to this

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I don't think you need talent to have a reality show. You just need to have an exciting life. I guess the Lohan's and Denise are just too boring.
Poor Ali! says – reply to this

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I think Ali is going to be detested by the public, simply for her mother's exploitation of her on this show. When I first saw her in Lindsay's video, I thought she really had some talent with emotion expression. However, I for one, am already tired of her.
elle says – reply to this

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no suprise…who wants to watch a reality show about celebrity wannabes???
grus says – reply to this

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Who cares what these people do, I won't be watching this show. All reality shows are for is washed out actors and musicians that are trying to make a comeback. In this case Lohan's mom is wants to show the whole world how great she is as a mom. This show will soon pass, just like all the others that have come and gone.
Pamela says – reply to this

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I cant wait till the show will be cancelled(within a week)and those 2 phoney nothings will maybe get the hint that everyone hates them!
hannah says – reply to this

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dina lohan is obviously trying to live her life through lindsay's fame. lindsay is probably living the amazing hollywood life she's always wanted…and now she wants one for herself. and the show focuses more on her than ali lohan, so it's not really to promote ali, but to promote herself.
also, i'm sure ali could be a decently talented singer or whatever because she is able to get all the connections…maybe. but there are other people out there her age who are probably so much more talented, yet they aren't able to have a record just handed to them on a silver platter b/c their sister isn't lindsay lohan. i really hate how she gets an amazing opportunity that other people who deserve it more are not able to obtain.
that's just my opinion. don't hate on me. and don't say that if someone were really that good, they would've gotten a record label nevertheless. it's really not that easy.
jacomo1025 says – reply to this

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All I can say is that these are the dark, dark days of television.
Mariosmom says – reply to this

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Three words: Child Protective Services
who cares what everyone thinks unless your are both complete Narcissist says – reply to this

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Hey Dina & Denise, I guess you both are reading this and since your lives revolve around what is said about you on the internents. There is an expression: Where there is Smoke, there is Fire. In other words, Maybe you are called bad mothers cause you are bad mothers???????????
Sleezy says – reply to this

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How could E actually make reality shows with two people who are on the D list? If they want to do that, they should find A list celebs, oh wait..the truly famous people wouldn't want to whore themselves out on TV!
Trannylicious Baby! says – reply to this

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It is so refreshing to learn that Transvestites are now getting reality shows!
it's me says – reply to this

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I won't watch, the only Lohan performance I've ever seen was a remake of an old disney movie about girl twins, Spears, Lohan and et al are low on talent and high on the pay scale, does anyone watch other than to ridicule these people?
Nancy says – reply to this

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Have either of these bitches heard of Zoom Whitening? I guess on their budget, Crest White Strips would be efficiant.

Nasty bitches.
PHOTOSHOP says – reply to this

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media whores .

the fact that tv paid these losers is very disturbing .
David says – reply to this

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Dina Lohans face looks like a Dr. Seuss character. If you painted her face green she'd look like the Grinch.
Charles Manson says – reply to this

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I'd rather watch my cum dry on Ali's face then this damn show.
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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Dina is a MILF I'd let her suck my dick for sure
CHELSEA says – reply to this

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UH WELL FIRST OF ALL 4GET YOU YOUR PROBABLY FAT n UGLY AND YOUR STUPIED 4 NOT WATCHING OT SO 4GET U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jennif says – reply to this

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sally is ugly and covered in freckles just like her nasty fucking sister. and she has a lazy eye to boot. they couldn't photoshop that shit? and she looks so old! if she weren't famous, she's never get IDed! she looks like she's pushing fucking thirty! *shudders* i can't look at her for long, or i start to get creeped out.
rhonda says – reply to this

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how low can tv go? NEVER will I waste my precious time on this train wreck of a "family"
Nana says – reply to this

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I think Dina Lohan is way worse than Denise Richards. She has pimped out her two daughters both from an early age. She doesn't care at what expence or cost. Dina Lohan is a pathetic example for a mother. Denise should watch this and learn. This could be her and her daughters in the next 12 years! Denise needs to stop already and do something why she can before her kids end up in rehab or worse!
mooch says – reply to this

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little lohan looks like a 40 year old average jane and she hasnt even started the coke yet..oh shame
Dr. Shil McGraw says – reply to this

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She's a fucking control freak. She's worried about who will raise her children that she had to have. Selfish cunt through and through.
alexia says – reply to this

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We see enough of these orange skinned ho-bags on magazine stands in the checkout line. Why the fuck would we want to watch them on a show?
Helloo says – reply to this

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I know that it probebly got pretty bad ratings…. but i still really want to watch it lol! I mean i am sure that Keeping up with the Kardashians got bad ratings but it is still really entertaining lol! So i will check this show out and see what it's all about
sillyt says – reply to this

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I really hate to see their faces!!! They suck hind tit
stephiek says – reply to this

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wow did they do a hell of a lot of photoshopping on dina's face or what!?! I know Ali looks old and all but damn, she looks older than her momma….
Willa says – reply to this

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Please enough with the stupid reality shows with has beens- and what is up with Dina's nose? she always looks like she is smelling shit or something!
Sophia says – reply to this

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haha, what a hilarious article! And so true. Dina Lohan is power hungry and is living out her dreams through her children. Why won't she learn from the mistakes she made with Lindsay?????????? At least let one child grow up normally…
HOOOOLA! says – reply to this

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is aly wearing colored lenses? I thought her eyes were brown. the color looks fake (to me) on another picture in the previous page.
MOSHA KACOO says – reply to this

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ALI LOOKS HER MOMS AGE….

AND HER MOM LOOKS ALIS AGE….

……

WTF IS GOING ON DUUUUDE

ARE WE GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE WE THINK LAME LIFES IS TALENT….

LIVING IS NOT TALENT…

WTF
John says – reply to this

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little lohan is really creepy.. i mean, look at her! she looks like an old alien
nancy says – reply to this

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the ugliest people ever and honestly why are they famous, that little bitch that is wat? 5, she wants to be her drunken sister.. hey little bizzy for the record ur sis is a drug addict hahahahaha
i love u perez
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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I forced myself to endure the first episode of
"LIVING LOHAN".
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The show features manager/star Dina Lohan
and daughter singing sensation/star Ali Lohan.
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Lindsay Lohan is a train waiting to wreck yet again, but when she is sober she is a wonderful talented actress who also has some singing talent.
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Her mother and sister, alas, are neither talented at acting or singing.
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Dina's acting range consists of acting like a hyper Stage Mother while Ali's talents lie in the range of "I Should Be Famous Because I Am Lindsay Lohan's Sister".
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I do not blame Ali for this, I feel sorry for her.
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I do placed most of the blame on Dina, with some of the blame going to Daddy Dearest ham bone Michael.
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After seeing this family in action, i am not amazed that poor Lindsay has self control problems and mental issues she self medicates with Red Bull and Grey Goose Vodka.
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I am amazed that Lindsay functions as well as she does.
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My respect for Lindsay has went up at least fifty percent after watching her fame hungry family in action.
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I understand Lindsay wanting to stay away from this television travesty.

I think the home viewers will soon make the same decision.
.
Rash Manly May 26th, 2008
Wunderkind says – reply to this

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Aliana is extremely free for goodness sake…
Snickers says – reply to this

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Not surprised. E! is the shit-heap channel for reality TV. They insist on making celebrities out of people who do not deserve it - spoiled bitches like the Kardashian sisters (whose claim to fame is that their dad was OJ's lawyer), washed up skanks with dead careers like Denise Richards and dilusional freaks like the Lohans, who are only famous because their daughter and sister is 21 and has been in rehab 3x already. Can't believe anyone would actually watch this shit.
mimo says – reply to this

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why doesn't Dina Lohan upper lip move? its so weird..
nessa says – reply to this

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I woundn't watch it at all,
By the way I think lindsay's hot, haha
JACQUELINE says – reply to this

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panning? did you mean planning?
Alli Lohan has cameltoe says – reply to this

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Dear Dina,
Lindsay destroyed her career and it is over. People don't care about her. It isn't coming back. Move on. We also don't care about Alli and her lack-of talent. It's better that you realize it now, Ali will not be a "star" and Lindsay will not be making a comeback. Go settle down in an Oklahoma trailer park and start giving out blowjobs to fat, sweaty truckers. Once Lindsay and Alli have overdosed on drugs or commited suicide in the trailer next to yours will you truly appreciate what a great "mother" you were to them.
WOW says – reply to this

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who is really gonna watch this show seriously!? this is a waste of the networks time airing this!
Merry says – reply to this

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I'm sick of these 2 cracked out b@tches…wouldn't be surprised if all that Lindsay's "goin though" is really "scripted- THINK HER "MOM" WOULD SACRIFICE ANYTHING 4 FAME.

Anyway- PEREZ, why nomore Beyonce posts? So much news on her and camel posted everywhere else.
* sorry 2 those who are sick of beyonce and camel 2, but he used 2 post about them all the time *

PEREZ, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT THOUGH??????????????????
Yelitz says – reply to this

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I won't endorse these DOUCHES bank accounts fuckem
Lsaure says – reply to this

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i missed it on tv i wanna watch it so bad but i missed it for work im so maddd where can i watch it?
Pauley says – reply to this

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Well ,in my opinion , I watched the show and didnt think it was that bad. Kind of intersting.
NiNi B says – reply to this

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The show is okay. Its just Aliana needs to GET A LIFE!! She is not gonna be famous. And Dina needs to stop living her life through her freakin kids!!
Murda Ma says – reply to this

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I think Ali got a nose job for real!!
PASS says – reply to this

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I like Denise Richard's show but the one about the Lohan family ,I am so fucking bored and clearly she the mother is a fucking mess ,no wonder her daughters are both skanks and is it just me but Lindsay's sister looks old ,she looks older than her whore mother and do we really need another talentless slut who want to have an album ????
La Lohans show should be called LA LOCAS HAHAHAHAHA
brazil says – reply to this

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watching them look up gossip about themselves within the first 5 minutes is just sad
there so egotistic they think the whole worls revoloves around them
ifd u watched the whole thing and liked ur IQ must be like 0.5

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