Once Every Three Months

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba smiles!

It doesn't happen that often. It must be the pregnancy hormones.

The newly married actress flashed a rare grin while out shopping at the Miu Miu store in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Hopefully motherhood will make her a happier person and maybe she'll even be nicer to her fans too!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: May 24, 2008 at 3:03 pm / Email this »

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nana says – reply to this

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biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
veronica says – reply to this

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oiiiiiii

shes silly
bronni says – reply to this

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god she's a slapper
mel says – reply to this

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she got so fat during hr pregnancy! ha ha ha
r q says – reply to this

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1st?
evie says – reply to this

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Shock!
shits n gigglez says – reply to this

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WOOHOO 5th
shannon says – reply to this

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C says – reply to this

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shes always good to her fans!
Candy says – reply to this

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I don't see what all the fuss about her is for. She is not that cute at all. I've seen normal girls that are prettier then her.
yeah yeah yeah says – reply to this

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SHE HAVE A GREAT GLOW…CONGRATULATIONS BEAUTIFUL
Victoriana says – reply to this

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She probably is a happy person but what makes her look glum and in a not so great mood is the incessant paps following her everywhere. I know if it was me I'd want to scream at these relentless creeps yelling dumb questions and getting in my space.
johnny says – reply to this

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Re: nana – she is a stupid bitch. I will never rent or buy anything she is in. She is so fake. She needs to admit she is Mexican. "gew no what i meeeen".
Jenne79 says – reply to this

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duuude I'd be smiling too if I was in Mui Mui!!
pennyy says – reply to this

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what fans??
teeem says – reply to this

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Perez, I know you have a good heart. Why do you hold a grudge so long? Pls move on.
trisha says – reply to this

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whats with the indiana jones look?
fluffyrabbit says – reply to this

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Is it just me? or is she really starting to resemble a little monkey?
Dark Hos says – reply to this

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she makes an ugly preggo. she just looks fat. ugly fat bia needs to lose some weight. her kid will probably be a tard…like suri, who i know for a fact is a retard.
Patrick says – reply to this

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so why are you obsessed with her now, because she didnt call herself latino and your fat cuban ass got mad??? I cant blame her, hell if I had my way I would put your tubby ass on a boat and send you back to cuba, one less lazy beaner around
me says – reply to this

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get over yourself perez - she's going to be a mom - she should be smiling. Your attacks on her are getting old and boring. TMZ is more current that you on any given day.
fuckperez says – reply to this

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shut up already Perez… She doesn't need your approval you lame ass hater!
morgan says – reply to this

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Ewwwwww! She looks ugly AND fat. Can't believe she was dumb enough to forget to take her pill/buy a condom! I always thought she was the smart type of girl…guess not.
veronique says – reply to this

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U R GETTING LAMER BY THE DAY
Charden says – reply to this

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Um…the "Don't Call Me Latina" is getting/has gotten very old and crusty. We get the point! You were offended by those remarks. If blacks can get over Beyonce saying "I wish I was born Latin" to cozy up to the Latin market, you are certainly big enough to 'Let it Go' with Jessica! Besides, I think her remarks meant that she wasn't going to allow the producers and such to pigeon hole her talent to stereotypical Latin roles. She wants a chance to show her diversity.
Erin says – reply to this

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Shes smiling a lot more now because shes pregnant and has to eat. Judging by her appearance and interviews (and photos) she doesn't eat enough, which makes her a grouch.
Rev Jesse Jackson says – reply to this

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this remind's me of the time my pet squirell laid a clutch of egg's and wouldnt tend to them so I asked my neighbor to loan me his pet python so that the snake could incubate the egg's. It worked out quite nice until the snake started molesting those poor little squirell's and before we even knew what was going on we had little squirell/snake hybrid's running all over the house and what not. I told my self that I would never let this happen again anf guess what, it did. so, I decided to open a diner near the intersection of florence & normandie to serve up some squirell/snake hybrid omelete's and you wouldnt belive it but they were a hit until the rodney king riot's started and those darn people burned down my diner. oh well,I can alway's go back in the roller pidgeon business. woo hoo
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wohohao says – reply to this

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I WANT TTTTHOSEEEEEE GREEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN HIGH HILLLLLSSSSSSSSS
elizabeth says – reply to this

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Isn't it summer time? She looks like she's in winter gear with that coat on. But it's nice to see her smiling.
mscharlie says – reply to this

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nobody smiles from pregnancy hormones, perez. Maybe she's got an anti-nausea suppository stuck up her ass?
Don't Call Me Latina says – reply to this

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Hi Everyone,

Please don't call me Latina. I'm embarassed of my background, so please don't bring it up.

Sincerely,

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba
ANGEL says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
ANGEL says – reply to this

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I MUST SAY:
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY WITH THAT HAT.
Jill says – reply to this

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Can you blame her for not wanting to be called Latina? You bring down the value of homes in the neighborhoods you infest, you fill up our prisons, you spray paint on walls like dogs that piss on fire hydrants, you steal our cars, you bring drugs in to our country, your gangs kill innocent people caught in the cross fire of your turf wars, you jam up our freeways, you steal from social security, you commit insurance fraud, etc. Geez, is it that hard to understand why she doesn't want to be called latina?
ains says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba smiles in every picture ive ever seen her in…
leave her alone says – reply to this

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she's nice.
michael says – reply to this

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She never Smiles
Hillary Hates Black People says – reply to this

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STILL SO HOT
LEGRANMADGE says – reply to this

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Qu'est ce que c'est que ces réflexions encore (et toujours) sur son look ? Tant mieux qu'elle fasse jeune et qu'elle s'habille ainsi et le clip j'ai hâte de le voir. Certains font les choquer ? Je pense que n'importe quel hétéro normalement constitué serait content d'avoir une femme de 50 ans prennant autant soin de son corps et souhaitant paraître plus jeune. Ah oui c'est vrai, vous messieurs les hétéros, une fois casé, Mme vous fait à manger, vous restez votre cul sur le canapé à matter le foot et à boire votre bierre. A trente ans vous semblez déjà en paraître 50 ans… Quant aux vrai(e)s fans, je suis sur que cela ne choque personne qu'elle soit ainsi bien au contraire !!!! Il suffit de voir à l'Olympia quand elle a embrassé sa danseuse. Tout le monde était content, rigolait et hurlait… Personne n'a fermé les yeux ou n'a été choqué. Arrêtez avec vos commentaires à la con, ce n'est ni votre mère ni votre amie. Elle n'a plus rien à prouver. She's THE QUEEN !!!
Eugo says – reply to this

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so wrong.
becky says – reply to this

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don't call me latina? whaaat…. well she hardly looks like a blue eyed, bleach hair barbie…..
Princess Autumn Kelly says – reply to this

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She's pretty. I met her once. She's really nice in person. Stop making fun of her.
hazel says – reply to this

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xoxo
Maggie says – reply to this

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yo perez, how come you're not on top of the new miley cyrus photos? they're scandalicious lmao
michael says – reply to this

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Just Leave Her Alone
FUCKING RACISTS. says – reply to this

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bitch! wtf? if it wasnt for latinos, your dirty asswipe would be fucking living in your dog house you puto! you wouldnt have food in your fucking table! you would have to go outside and plant the motherfucking food! go ahead and insult latinos jill! because we all know your talking about your heritage you lil gringo! think before you talk hoe! because you know without us, america would be a piece of crap -_-
FUCKING RACISTS. says – reply to this

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Re: Jill –
bitch! wtf? if it wasnt for latinos, your dirty asswipe would be fucking living in your dog house you puto! you wouldnt have food in your fucking table! you would have to go outside and plant the motherfucking food! go ahead and insult latinos jill! because we all know your talking about your heritage you lil gringo! think before you talk hoe! because you know without us, america would be a piece of crap -_-
NICKISAMURDER says – reply to this

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This is to let you know that there will be a major boycott of your
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family are a part of. This is based on the just released audio
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on the victim of the tragic car wreck that Nick Bollea (who was drunk
courtesy of his father who purchased the alcohol for his minor child)
caused. It also shows they have no remorse for what has happened to
John Graziano (the victim) & their only concern is for their own
financial gain.
This notice is also being placed on TMZ's website for others to
follow suit.
Thank you
stupid beaner says – reply to this

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Jesus fuckin christ - if that's not a beaner / wetback / spic /greaseball then i don't know what is. Just look Jessica - sure does look like a beaner to me. And what she tryin to be white or somethin? Sorry Jess but you are not white - you are a vile filthy beaner, and a dumb one too.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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JESSICA ALBA - WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS TALENTLESS PIECE OF SHIT ? HER FACE LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE TO BOOT. ALSO SHE HAS NO TALENT (REMEMBER INTO THE BLUE?) AND SHE IS UGLY AS HELL, GOT A LOW IQ TOO. FUCKIN BEANER. CONGRATS JESSICA YOU BEEN OFFICIALLY HASBEEN'D YOU FUCKIN ASSFACE
Re:LEGRANMADGE says – reply to this

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Re: LEGRANMADGE – Tres cher tu t'es trompe de poste, il ne s'agit pas de Madonna, ou devrais-je dire "sa madgeste" (tant qu'on y est alors pourquoi pas !!), mais bien de Jessica "muy guapa"Alba. Y para su informacion, Jessica quedare unas de las mejoras en el cinema. A menos, ELLA tiene una CARERA, si Perezito ?!?
just me says – reply to this

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leave her alone!
shes looking great!
Queen B` says – reply to this

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WHO CARES GIMME MORE BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chelsea says – reply to this

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Re: Jill –

I love you.
karen says – reply to this

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of course, she's smiling…she's in a shoe store.
I DON'T GET THE LA OUTFITS! says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT IT WAS HOT IN LA? WHY DO THE STARS ALWAYS HAVE ON CLOTHES YOU WOULD WEAR IN COLD WEATHER. IT PISSES ME OFF I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND AND WOULD LOVE SOME WARM WEATHER!
Lulu says – reply to this

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Pretty girl, but pregnancy just does not become her.
GAYPHOBIC says – reply to this

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I HOPE SHE REMAINS FAT……I DONT SEE THE HYPE WITH THIS THUMB-SUCKING SPIC
She's gorgeous!! says – reply to this

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She's gorgeous! You shouldn't take the things she says so wrong. Even your favorite politician has said remarks close to hers. LET THE PERSONAL VENDETTA DIE!!!

GETPAIDWITHOUTPAYING.tk
DAMN SHE GOT HUGE! says – reply to this

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DAMN! SHE IS GETTING SO FAT! I DONT THINK SHE IS EVER GONNA GET HER BODY BACK!
jaddedkitten says – reply to this

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hey ya'll it's getting ugly over on tmz with all the hogan tapes it's so good go read some of the comments and don't forget to boycott these pieces of trash you'll want to after hearing the tapes trust
Re:Jill says – reply to this

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Jill, you sound so ignorant and uneducated. I am proud to be a Latina, you ignorant mule. You say things that are beyong stupid, probably like your racist self. Are you white trash???????
mememe says – reply to this

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THAT BITCH IS FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ceecee says – reply to this

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you know, Perez, I really don't think this is news. I know you are a blog, and blogs comment on things, but people come here for gossip. When you are busy or have a slow gossip day, you put something stupid about a female you hate. Or something about speed racer. You really can't tell me that nothing is happening in LA this weekend.
Hannahh says – reply to this

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her face looks like rachael ray!!!
abi says – reply to this

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Re: Patrick – You are an idiot Patrick beaners are mexicans not cubans you fucking moron, if you want to be racist at least get your racial slurs right you A.I.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Why do you even bother if she is nice or not to her fans? You are not even one of them!
Is her problem if she accepts to be a Mexican or not…feel proud of you accepting the fact that you are latino and stop worrying about her! You make her more important every time you talk about her than she really is!
Make-Up Can Make You Look Completely Unlike Yourself says – reply to this

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Interesting how ethnic Senora Alba-Warren looks with no make-up. Perez recently posted a picture of the multi-racial Kimora Lee Simmons—she looks oriental in make-up, and african american with no make-up.
Teh Snork says – reply to this

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She's gorgeous, inside and out! She's at MOST 1/2 latina so why should she call herself one? I don't know of a decent person that claims to be Latin, the way they trash this country and the ones they legally belong in.

VIVA JESSICA ALBA!
Karie says – reply to this

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I think she's adorable…
t says – reply to this

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It is obvious by a lot of the replies here why she won't like to be called latina with all the stupid ignorant racists making racist remarks and feeling superior like Jill here who I am sure feels very proud to point out the fact that she is not latina even tho she is 100% white trash.
WakeUpCall says – reply to this

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Re: Queen B` – Perez is keeping his fat lips shut about Britney because her lawyers put a gag order on him. They'll sue the XXXXL pants off his fat ass if he breaths a negative word about her and that's why he's gone silent. That's what you get for telling lies and posting unauthorized music
Wetback Too Specific, Spic Covers Them All says – reply to this

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Re: Patrick – Re: abi – Number 21 and 68, I think the appropriate and accurate slang word you are looking for is "spic". Check out urbandictionary dot com.
Spic is definitely the word that covers every short oily thug south of Florida and south of Texas/New Mexico/Arizona.
Kennedy says – reply to this

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I'm not a big fan of brown eyes, or Mexicans (forgive me), but she is pretty cute. I wouldn't call her gorgeous, though. Her husband is really cute though. I think she needs to lose the fedora and bump-hider, because now not only does she look like a Mexican, but a mexican COWBOY. Gawd, what happened to her? Having a baby did NOT do her well.
Jill says – reply to this

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Re: t – Jill lives in a 5,200 square foot mansion on 5 acres in Northern California, has a college degree, 3 kids, drives an S500 Benz, and has six figure income. Sorry douche, I'm not the mobile home dwelling methatic you pictured in your mind. And, sorry the truth hurts. I speak the facts. Yes, there are a lot good hard working latinos in this country. My step moms one, my brothers married to one, and a couple cousins are each married to one. It doesn't negate the fact that everything I said was true. There are some hard working Mexicans that don't cause trouble and are good citizens, but you have a shitload of others that spoil it for the good one. Sorry Douche! You're costing this country more than the benefits of having you here. Get the wall up now!
Temple Of Doom says – reply to this

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At a glance she's a fat Indiana Jones!
PEREZ SUCKS BALLS! says – reply to this

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UPDATE YOU MORON!
The Truth Hurts says – reply to this

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Re: FUCKING RACISTS. – "America" is turning into a piece of crap, just like South America. And we were a much better country 25 years ago before the infestation occured. Sorry, the truth hurts! The only thing good you guys brought to the North was cheap labor and some decent quisine. If only more of you could behave better while you were in my country you might get a little more respect. The Asians don't cause the problems and I have no problem with them being here. It's not about skin color douche, it's about the way you act. It's about the money you cost us tax payers. It's about the crime. It's about you guys not integrating. It's about you flying your stupid flag in our county. It's about you not learning English. If Mexico, etc, is so great, please, go back.
For reelz? says – reply to this

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Re: WakeUpCall –

First I've heard of this. Must investigate!
Iman says – reply to this

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Whooooooo, I hate that handbag
GEEZ-US says – reply to this

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There's some hard core mother fuckers around here!
What's she famous for doing? says – reply to this

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She should have enjoyed her life before getting knocked up in such a bloody hurry. Could'nt tell you one thing she's ever appeared in though?!
FAGPHOBIC says – reply to this

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Re: Rev Jesse Jackson – I LAFF SO HARD I FARTED READING THIS…….STILL WAITING TO GET THE POINT…I GUESS THATS HOW REV. JACKSON OPERATE…………..LMFAO
Princess Bender says – reply to this

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Why is she famous? Wasn't "Dark Angel" cancelled like 4,5 years ago?
Katt says – reply to this

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They will all be laffing at her!
Re Jill says – reply to this

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Jill, the fact that you feel you have to justify your life is pathethic. I too graduated from college, a private college. I am finishing my master's and I am starting my PH.D program in September.
We have 6 six homes. We are Latino, educated and proud. Don't make generalizations that make you seem uneducated and low class.
candy says – reply to this

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im sick of hearing bout this taslentless bitch
ewwwwww says – reply to this

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HAH, she's a major bitch…she has a vengence for life against LATINS (omg lololololol)

and I don't likey it lolololol
Yo JILL says – reply to this

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You are a snotty bitch. Stick a feather in yer cap and prance ’round.
JUST KIDDING~! says – reply to this

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Six homes in Spanish mean 6 lean-to's with a tin roof and a tree.
ZZ says – reply to this

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ewk, i hope she stays fat and outta screen
Lilly says – reply to this

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Perez, Sorry you have such hatred Jessica Alba just because she doesn't dwell on what country her parents were from. Maybe she's just trying to integrate into this country without making race an issue. Except for the native indians we all descend from somewhere else. Get over your old country and try to integrate. I assure you we will all be much better off.
t says – reply to this

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Re: Jill – Yes Jill you live in a mansion and ride a fancy car but if you think there is a certain amount of money you can have that will cancel the fact that you act and talk like white trash and are racist and ignorant you are wrong.
Simply look at Britney the walking example that you can have millions and still act like the lowest kind of human garbage, so sadly for you to be white trash you do not need to live in a trailer and even sadder I am sure your 3 kids will become another 3 mini versions of you in no time as if we need more of you.
Can't stand her Alba Diet Mix says – reply to this

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She has FANS? Not me mang. Yo Perez, if you ever need a sitter for Teddy, I will do it for free and he will get all the loving and the best of everything…Oh yes.
jhgf says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~EWW~ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN”””TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE HHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR~I DON'T LIKE HER~ &HEARTS;
Devil's Advocate says – reply to this

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yeahhh suck my dick thru a snorkle Alba
asfrgk says – reply to this

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♥
YO SOY says – reply to this

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Re: johnny – AND YOU ARE A RAT WHO WAS STARVING IN EUROPE LONG TIME AGO…YOUR GRANDPARENTS WERE EATING DUST OVER THERE.
doughy savant says – reply to this

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REALLY?
Re Jill says – reply to this

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Jill, I feel sorry for you. Ignorant to the core. Go back to school. You can't buy class. People like you are shocking.
Six homes in spanish….you don't speak another language, take a class.

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