Once Every Three Months

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba smiles!
It doesn't happen that often. It must be the pregnancy hormones.
The newly married actress flashed a rare grin while out shopping at the Miu Miu store in Beverly Hills on Friday.
Hopefully motherhood will make her a happier person and maybe she'll even be nicer to her fans too!
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please………… ive done like 10 things already today and now im back & yur site is still not updated pweaseeee =(
UPDATE ALREADY!!! HATES ALBA SOMETHING ANYTHING HAVING WITHDRAWLS!!! TMZ SUCKS!! YOUR SITE ROCKS !!
Por favor
Enough of this whore!
We all understand that you are only one person, but it's been days since you updated!
I miss Britney!
uhm… this site hasnt been updated in a DAY?
WHAT??
get on it, perez!
FUCKIN HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Re: Jill –
your comment goes to show how ignorant you are. Need I remind you that what you listed is not only limited to those with Hispanic descent. Think of all the trailer trash that lives off welfare or those who pride themselves by trying to copy the "gang life" (asians, caucasians etc.) Rethink your stance and think before you speak.
PEREZ REFRESH YOUR SITE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BEEN LIKE A DAY,
I met Jessica Alba and she was on of the smiliest, friendliest and nicest person i've ever met…. maybye she doesnt smile when annoying paparazzi are stalking her….but shes verryy nice to her fans.. so relax with the Alba bashing she doesnt deserve anyones shit shes such a sweet woman
I'm so bored I'm actually beginning to click on these adverts. This is not a good thing. Please update the gossip.
Jill you've got to be the stupidest bitch roaming the planet. Except for Ms Alba of course…oops sorry, it's Mrs Baby Daddy now isn't it.
Perez, you've been slacking this weekend, where are you!
TO JILL:
i wanna ask u something, if u say u're as busy as u say u are, and u take care of ur family, and that u're an important man.. how come u have responded to all the comments before?? .. just asking..
ignorant.. and yeah.. u have a reaaaallly huge i.q, and u use it to isnult people?..
that's how smart u are… get a life.. im sure u dont even have a wife.. maybe all the money in the world.. but as u may now by now.. money doesn't buy happiness .. so FUCK u
PEREZ MUST BE DEAD!
going on 24 hrs now and NO UPDATE!
perezito, por favor update your site!
I love you perez but, seriously fucking update already!!
perez's mom must be busy today. Head on over to Oh No They Didnt. I LOVE that place. It breaks news a couple days ahead of Perez and actually covers more than Alba, unknown singers, Perez's fashion line and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Perez , You suck it's obvious you are not into this blog anymore! Just pull the plug already….At least Tmz, D listed , attempts to put something fresh up daily. Fat ASS
She is sooo FAB!
I am not american and for me it is impossible to understand why she should feels Latina before to feel american. Yes she has latin origins but she was born in the US and had an "american education".
It is really difficult to understand this communitarianism's thing.
Is it really important claiming to be latina when you only have a quarter of latin blood? Does it bring peace and harmony claiming being mexican (in opposition to other people). I think communitarianism is not good. It is just a turning in on oneself.
Fergie claims to be latina but is she like the latin people? Does she have the culrue, the inherit? I don't think so. neither Jessica Alba. Both of them are typically californian and not mexican.
not a lot of people can pull of the fat bag lady look…
WTF!!!!!!!!! IS IT A NEW TREND FOR THE ACTRESSES TO BIRTH????? THEY ARE ALL FAKE….THEY ALL JUST WANT MORE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!! F*CK IT PEREZ IS UR TURN TO GIVE BIRTH.LOL.
PEREZ IS UR TURN TO GIVE BIRTH!.LOL.
jesus christ perez, where the hell are you?
update for god damn sake.
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She's happy cuz finally she's got a hubby!
u fat asss mother fukkkkerrrrrrrrrr ur as lazy as tha day is long…itz funny that u think ur tha shyt but ur nothing w/o dis site ….P.S ur tee shirt line is garbage i wouldnt wipe my ass with one of those rags
Wow. She smiles!
Cunty bitch.
Re: Mary – Travel a little, it will open your mind.
People like you judging and judging miss a lot but finaly they just repeat crap that they read or heard. Make your own opinion and see the world.
I am sure that you haven't met more than 5 French people in your life or ever been in France.
This site hasn't been updated in 24 hours. Perez, you've been so lazy ever since your z-list fame got to your head. Well, enjoy it while you can because if you keep slacking like this, what little fame you have will be gone soon because nobody will be visiting this site anymore.
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Perez!!! Where are you this weekend!
This weekend I hope you caught Ryan Seacrests' show!
DENISE RICHARDS was a guest!
That hussy had some pretty harsh things to say about the father of her children, while pumping her new show!
EUCK! HUSSSY!
Wow, no word outta tiny peepee all day, maybe someone finally whipped his ass. i get all tingly at the thought.
wow, you need to get over this. nothing else to write about?
Re: Nola Mom – I must use a French word to comment on your comment: TOUCHE!
Excellent statement. Thanks for posting!
Hey! Look who never warned us he decided to go out and eat half the country's barbeque instead of update his website?
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it looks like she's trying for a cross between Indiana Jones and Poncho Villa.
i LOVE that girl. she always looks gorgeous!
Re: an american – Ididn't talk about people that illegally lives in U.S, but I understand your point. What I meant was that in U.S people seems to look others by their race and background first instead of look at them as a real person, maybe would be better if people saw each other as people first.
i….am jessica albas mom, stop backstabbing her.
Re: LN – Close, more like a cross between J-Lo and Freddy Krueger!
Re: morgan – i DON"T think she forgot to take ANYTHING, i personally think she WANTED to get pregnant so that loser would marry her!!!! well she got what she wanted! at least for now………………
Ooohh that's Jessica Alba! Pregnancy doesn't do her any good. She looks terrible. I thought she was a homeless person.
perez, i thought you were a dick for saying shitty things about jess. I thought she was cool and everything but I saw her a few days ago in Beverly Hills - urth cafe and she looked so terribly pissed, unhappy and bitchy that im now thinking you may be right afterall
Why is she dressed like Indiana Jones? Celebrating the movie release?
damn she looks horrible! she looks like a black over sized horrid ompa loompa. why is she wearing that hat? is that a poncho she is wearing too with a scarf and over coat? damn mija ! lol
wow, she looks like every other dirty spic you see at wal mart.
My dear Perez… did you not know Jessica Alba was recently on the cover of Latina magazine?! Google that shit, it's true!
perez just wishes he was her. thats why he talk so much shit. he jwants to be a hot girl. get over it!! hahahahahahaha fatbitch.
Re: Jill –
Jill, you are just ignorant if you think latinos are responsible for all of those horrible things you described. It does not matter how much money you spent on a college education. If you have these prejudices, it's clear you have not learned much. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting that message on this website if you have family members who are latinos. People like you used to make me so angry because you sound like you're in a position where you could really contribute positively to the United States, but instead you are too stubborn and afraid to let go of your negativity to help. I'm not mad at people like you now, I just think you're pathetic.
Re: Steph – The main problem with the French besides being pussies and back stabbing their allies is their elitist attitudes like what you are demonstrating herein. Sorry douches, I know you think you're smarter and have more class than the rest of the world; I have news for you - you don't! You have some cool old buildings, a nice location on the Mediterranean, some decent artists through history and decent wine (not as good as California wines though). That's about it. You really must get over your elitist attitudes. Why don't you be a little cooler and more humble like your neighbors to the east, the Itallians. I'll never forget the itallian soldier held captive in Iraq. The video shows an Itallian about ready to be shot. Before they shoot him he holds his head up high and says "this is how an Itallian dies." I'm not Italian but at least they have some balls.
Re: Lars – Okay, I've rethought it and stand firm on my original beliefs. The crime statistic percentages are way, way, way too high in your community. Sure there are good people and bad people from all races. The bad ones spoil it for the good ones. Sorry! I want the border fence built and employers of illegals seriously fined. Do I hate Mexicans? No. I just want a better United States like it was 25-30 years ago when I was a kid. We could actually go to the park without our parents and run around the neighbhorhood at night without fear of getting jumped or caught in the crossfire of a driveby shooting. Those days are long gone. BTW, I donate to St. Judes on a monthly basis. The money is debited automatically and goes to help children of all walks of life who have cancer. Before you judge me, tell me what good things you do? Again, I don't hate Mexicans or Latinos. I just don't want them flooding this Country and being a drag on our society. Let's face it, we're paying for more jails and housing them in jails, we're paying for the 13 year olds who get prego, we're paying for more teachers, we're paying for the hospital bills, we're paying for gridlock on the freeways, we're paying for lots of innocent people getting killed in the crossfires of their turf/drug wars. The list goes on and on. I'm all about truth douches! Get your peeps in line and maybe our sentiments would be different.
Re: Jill –
JILL GET A LIFE!!!!!
@ Meghan: You make zero sense… "Jessica Alba is soooo boring I just have to spend all my time posting about her!"? F out of here. The truth is that Perez needs to make X amount of posts a day to make money here so when push comes to shove it's a pap shot of Alba or Lohan or some other starlet he can't stand and some utterly meaningless bit of comment "She's looking like a bitch– as usual!!!". I cannot stand his hypocrisy a moment longer… according to Wikipedia Perez's grandparents are from Galacia in Spain but if Hilton can speak Galician I'LL EAT MY HAT. This dude has never identified himself as a Galician, he'd rather bash you over the head with being Cuban or Latino (because, let's face it, it's big business cf. Beyonce) and he only 'relates' to Spain insofar as he can lump in it to a Hispanosphere of Spanish-speaking countries (including Portugal and Brazil too, no doubt!). Dude, you are in Alba's position (2nd Gen Immigrant) and you have made exactly the same choice as her! She doesn't speak Spanish or ID with Mexico and you don't speak Galician or ID with Galicia!!! You pretend to be wholly Cuban as she 'pretends' to be wholly American. And there's nothing wrong with that, really. As for the Americans with their tiresome complaints about recent Mexican immigrants, you are hypocrites too. 99% of White North Americans are descended from people who emigrated to find better lives for themselves.
MEXICANS ARE FILTHY ANIMALS WHO SHOULD BE SHOT AT THE BORDER THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED INTO OUR COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE DISGUSTING ANIMALS WHO WILL LOWER THE STANDARD OF LIVING FOR US ALL.
Re: Jill –
Jill, you are very uneducated. Latinos do this shit at the same right as the white honkey whitetrash. It doesn't matter what race you are, all races partake in this bullshit - and unfortunately, the piece of crap good-for-nothing cops (that are absolutely worthless, and also uneducated pieces of shit) target minorities - which is why you see more of them in prisons. Read up and educate yourself. You sound like a very ignorant, uneducated person.
I hate watching movies with Jessica in them, or even late night shows, for that matter. She is so phony - always acting. She is so unnatural - never smiles, ever. Only laughs for the camera - phony laughs, and is so rigid and stiff when doing late night shows. Ugh. Isn't there anyone better that producers could put on the air? This girl completely lacks talent.
Wrong, just wrong! those are just mexicans and salvadorians!
As for me dont really care for her ,shes a bitch how dare she said dont call her latina.BITCH dont forget where you come from mexicana.Im proud to be latina.
Fans, what fans?! I mean, really…
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Re: Jill – you are so stupid and ignorant
she is fugly!
Fuck patick number 21
Fuck you mexi@can are not lazy you fucking stupied ass!!!
Mexicans do more work than everthing! BITCH!!! FUCK YOU PATRICK!
Re: Jill – FUCK YOU JILL!!! THAT WAS THE FAKEST SHIT I EVER HEARD !! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!! AND WAT DO YOU MUTHAFUCKING WHITE PPL DO HATE IN EVERY RACE THINKING YOU BETTER THAN EVERY BOD ELSE…..FUCK YALL!! WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE CLAMIED LATINO…. WE ARE VERY HARD WORKING PPL!! FUCK YOU YOU LAZY ASS WHITE ASS…STUPIED ASS RACIEST ASS BITCH… YOU AND JESSICA ALBA!!!
Get some new fucking matierial already!!!! "Dont call me latina" thats sooo last year.
Uh…she's pregnant. What do you expect, her to be laughing nonstop? Most people are miserable when they're pregnant. It's painful and it is not the most pleasant thing in the world.
she is always nice to her fans idiot! LEAVE JESSICA ALONE YOU STALKER WEIRDO FAT WOMAN PEREZ!
Re: Mary – That is that I thought : who just now everything through TV. How sad!! Travel a little!! what you just described are pride and patriotism not humility.
She has fans? WTF
==========Oh, Yessica! I want to call her Yessica, because she probably fucking hates it. Yessica MiserAlba! Yes, homey is at it again. This comes from Latina Magazine again and this time she said she's hoping for a brown baby.
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======="I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please."
She already said she doesn't want a cool baby and wants her child to only speak Spanish at first. This poor fetus already has so much pressure. It's sitting in her womb, freaking out, writing down, "must be brown, must be nerdy, must speak Spanish or Alba will not loves me."
Fuuuck that dumb ass fake biiitch. Latinas don't need her ugly bitch ass…
=============I lived in Pomona for years, and let me tell you, just about anyone that went to school with Alba (my younger sister included)all HATED HER!!! She thought she was to hot to be bothered with people. Not nice girl at all. A few years back, I was at a video store runned by college kids and they were talking to themselves about how much they hated her in school.
i love jessica alba, but ur irony cracks me up…lol…i dunno if shes nice or rude to fans lol ur funny tho….and aww she should smile more often she is beautiful….as much as u may not liek her u gotta admit she looks pretty when she smiles
jess is gorgous