Quote of the Day
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"I want everyone to know that my mom is not a crazy freak mom who's just trying to be famous and be in the spotlight. She's not. She's just helping her kids follow their dreams in life, just like any other mom would. We're doing this show to set the record straight and defuse all those rumors out there that say we're this crazy family. We're like any other family in the world."
- Ali Lohan, 28, on her new reality show
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: May 24, 2008 at 1:25 pm
dina lohan is a fucking whore
psycho
bahahhaha
Uno!
hot hot hot
why does it say she's 28?
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Complete and utter load of bullshit! She's fucked, just like the rest of the family. Watching this idiot self destruct will be a joy!
woohoo almost first!!!!!!!
slut
wtf iz wrong with her eyezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she hazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wonki eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
She looks like she's 25!
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she's 28??? holy fuck i thought she was younger!
sick. they should call her Ali Alien, she's so weird.
i hate the lohans they are sooo stupid
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA 28
LMAO! Ali Lohan, 28.
BAHahah!!!!
last week she was 43.
i love her random ages.
She's not 28, she's 14!!
Holy shit! Am I first??? Her mom is crazy… and she has freaky orange skin. I hate these people.
Ew creepy lazy eye action
lol - "Ali Lohan, 28, on her new reality show"
"28"
oh perez.
fifth…..
always wanted to post that….
Feel bad for how the kids seem to be victims of the parents. Think about the brother- that will be one f'ed up kid
Re: A vote for Hillary is a wasted vote –
azzfuker
PEOPLE, she's only 14!
it's a joke! jeez.
she is a hag
WOW! She TOTALLY lost the concept on HOW TO LIVE YOUR TEEN LIFE!!!!
She would have been better OUTSIDE the industry…..
POOR THING….
….riiigggght.
You're not pulling the wool over ANYONE'S eyes.
what kind of mother lets her 14 yar old put collagen in their lips?
nuf said
WOW SHE IS DAMN FUGLY!
jeeze give the kid a break perez!
What the fuck is up with her lip liner? She has WAY too much makeup on, it's disgusting.
omg she is so oldddd and ugly looking
FIRST! Ali + Lohan = WAnna be
28?? this child is severely brainwashed!!!
Did I come first again…..
Sure, every other family. I'd love to have a lesbian slut daughter who goes in and out of rehab, have another daughter paint on 8 pounds of make-up, and a husband who went to jail and constantly talks to the media about family issues. Oh and I'd love to have a coked out mom who goes and parties with her underaged kids in nightclubs. Yeah…the All-American family. A bunch of useless sluts that don't do any good in this world except amuse us with their pathetic attempts of entertainment. I hope they know no one takes them seriously and the whole world laughs at their dumb asses.
i wannna FUCK HERRR
brainwashed much?
Somehow, I don't think that is the effect that the show will have…
NINTH
Oh, you poor, brain-washed thing…your mom IS crazy…and you family is nothing like most all normal families.
She said what her her subconsciuos knows.. Crazy
I wonder if she has the "sticky fingers" too?
28?! that skank-in-the-making def looks a mess.
how old IS she anyway??
Yeah right … your Mom is a whore just like your sister is and you will be.
How much for 30 minutes in the back of my '74 Impala Ali?
How's daddy feel after midnight?
damn i thought i could be first ……perez u crack me up with the premature aging of this child/woman…….it ranks in my top of your busting on Mushy Fartone, Potato Head Willis……..and now this girl……..simply brilliant
yes, just like any other family in the world, but more fucking CRAZY
I hit that ass last week, shit.
you mean she's 18 not 28 right?
hahahaa ali lohan is younger than me, and she's trying to act like what you said, 28. hahah so funny how she thinks that she's like a celebrity when really, she isn't.
FIRST! Ali Lohan is Miley cyrus next besttie
Wow.She looks really scary in that pic.
the day thier family is normal is the day i ….. err eat my hat?
Oh good grief. How can she possibly know what normal is, when she's never lived it herself? Just another overpaid bunch of idiots of which the public has no interest. Thanks, Hollywood, for demonstrating the low-level of intelligence that exists at those production offices. It confirms why I never watch TV anymore.
Hey! Look at me! My mother whored me out ever since I was a baby. I played a child prostitute at age 12, was the face of Calvin Klein jeans when I was 13 (remember "nothing comes between me and my Calvin Kleins), and I think I turned out just fine so FUCK YOU!
I can't belive that people have a problem with miley!! ali looks like a freakin hooker and im sure her mom dresses her
she tries waaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard, it would be so much easier for everybody concerned if she just accepted the fact her family isnt 'just normal like everybody else' and embrace the freak show that is, instead!
Actually my mom would never do that. She loves us, but she would never do the whole stage mom routine. Sometimes I had wished she was more into harvesting my potential when I was younger. I say everything in balance and moderation and you really shouldn't live through your kids. I don't know the Lohans so I can't comment directly, but Ali does seem much older for her age. Probably has a lot to do with growing up in the atmosphere she has. Kids today grow up so fast in general though.
Is is me or did a guerilla put her makeup on???
WHo gives a flying fuck about these posers. The three women are ugly as sin and nobody cares. Ali, there is always the Bunny Ranch! That's where your talentless sister will be heading. Listen to your dad for God sakes! Get out now! This is quite diabolical actually! It really is!
She has collagen or lip implants! Isn't that illegal for someone under 18?
sounds kinda like denise richards reasoning on doing her show. all these boitches r just gonna prove they r nuts. i totally agree this girl does not look like a teen. they really need to soften her look. very harsh lookin.
She knows the truth..crusazy!!!
Is she a cleptomaniac too?
At least her chin doesn't require another zip code! Give the poor kid a break! She quite lovely and she was cute on David Letterman. She only 14 for cripes sake. I have underwear older than her. Perhaps seeing the train wreck that is her sister, she may actually surprise you! Meanie, Perez! Picking on someone who isn't even old enough to drive! Sometimes you can be cruel.
If they are so normal, then why do they have to keep forcing how normal they are?
why does she think anybody cares about their family? i'm sick of this girl already and this lil show hasn't even started
This poor girl looks like she's in her late thirties, and isn't she only, what, 14?!?!
A "normal" mom would encourage her to feel good about her natural appearance and not let her wear more make-up than Marie Osmond (who is about 50 years older than her, but looks about the same). She just doesn't look fresh and care-free like a 14 year old should, and I blame both her fame-whore parents.
Shame on the Dina Lohan! That girl is really 15 and she's getting pimped out big-time. And sadly, this girl is so spoiled and brainwashed, she likes it…for now.
she does look 28 at least!!!
ROFL NEXT WEEK SHE WILL BE 76….HAHA….SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE IN THIS PIC…
Her lipliner is gross! At 14 I sure wasn't allowed to wear so much make-up..
It says she's 28 because she's being ridiculous for a 14-year-old!
should a 14 year old be dying her hair black?? just askin.
Hey - Ali - leave some collagen for the rest of us!!!!
Re: hclaf –
loser hes saying she looks 28
Their mom is not helping them follow their dreams that is crap. They are helping their mom follow hers.
oh my god she looks like gay carrington from youtube!
She did not say those words. No way in hell. Did anybody see her on letterman? She probably memorized it after somebody wrote it out. Maybe the 1st 2 sentences she made up herself.
"Hi! I'm the ugly sister!"
did anyone else see how incredibly idiotic she was on david letterman the other nite???
i mean i know shes only in 8th grade but come on - you wanna be in show business polish yourself up - i've seen dakota fanning when she was a bitty able to put together a better interview than this twat
HOW COME HER EYES ARE FUCKED UP?
Re: Potato head spawn – I mean,I mean, I mean, I mean,I mean, I mean, I saw that also ,I mean ,I mean waaaay cute. FREAK!
Fake hair and eye lashes at 14, and wonky lips, if only my mother had been so enlightened. I guess living vicariously through Lindsay isn't any fun anymore, so Ali is the next in line. When are they planning on trotting out the boy for the public to watch his metamorphasis?
She looks like an ugly old hag.
Whats up with the girl's lip???!?!?!?!?
She was obviously never exposed to other families thats why she thinks that hers rocks! She most likely sits on her couch and watches E the whole day… her only idea of family is Keeping up with the Kardashians, My Fair Brady and other bs shows on tv that's why she thinks they are the best thing ever!
Anyways I don't even know why she gets this much attention, she is really ugly at least Lindsay is beautiful… I am so glad Linds is a lesbian, in any case i decide to become gay I am glad to know that she is an option!
why is she wearing so much makeup?
She looks like your typical 40ish south shore Long Island housewife and that's no a good thing.
she looks like some chonga from the freakin ghetto.
i bet her bra is stuffed to the max, also. just let this kid be a kid.
i love how she has this "take me a seriously" look on her face. she fucking LOVES this. but little does she know this is going to DESTROY her. she wont handle it and go ape-shit like her sister.
lol…28 (14 x twice her age) girl is setting herself up to fall hard!
You can tell she is not that educated. Lohans don't seem to care about book knowledge.
why would a 14 year old have puffed up, slimy, tranny lips?
Dina needs Ali to make money for her since Lindsey is not bringing it in anymore.
I'm a 16-year-old gay boy. I grew up in an evangelical Christian home. Being the intelligent chap I am, I forgot to clear the history off the computer after looking at pornography one day last October. I got yelled at until I cried that night, and again the next morning, and every day for two weeks. I wasn't allowed to use the computer for a year, and I was forced to attend church nightly. The electronics embargo has ended, so I can watch porn again at least, but I've been forced into the closet by my parents. They both ask me every night whether or not I have a girlfriend, whether or not there are any cute girls in my grade, stuff like that. My mom tears up every time I say that I don't have a girlfriend. My dad sends me links to antigay articles that describe homosexuality as unnatural and an abomination. Once I made the mistake of sending an article back to him countering his points about homosexuality and he stormed into my room and broke both my cell phone and MP3 player in half.
What the hell should I do about my parents? Will I ever be able to come out? Or will I have to lie to my parents and wait for them to die?
Since when does following your dreams entail being in and out of rehab, pretending to be a dyke for attention, stealing other people's mink coats, being arrested with coke, and being unemployable because you're such a loser…sounds more like a nightmare!!!
She looks old for 28!!!!!!!!!!!!
does ali have a lazy eye… the glint from the flash in her right eye isnt even on her pupil…
Re: GAYBOI – You come live with me, honey. I have a little girl running around who would drive you crazy, but you'd have a decent home.
Seriously, kid - I'd get the hell out of there asap. Don't let them force you to deny yourself. You're not doing anything wrong.
HAHAHA I LOVE THAT YOU SAID SHE'S 28.
Whoa! that girl is 14!
born in 1993= 28? Sweet! If that's true then I can legally drink as well!