Quote of the Day

"I want everyone to know that my mom is not a crazy freak mom who's just trying to be famous and be in the spotlight. She's not. She's just helping her kids follow their dreams in life, just like any other mom would. We're doing this show to set the record straight and defuse all those rumors out there that say we're this crazy family. We're like any other family in the world."
- Ali Lohan, 28, on her new reality show
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Hum they really want us to believe that? How sick shes whoring out her other child. come on its normal right. Miriam whored out me and i was fine ha
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shes just 14 u dumbos!
wtf?
28?
Holy fuck, if I didn't know Ali Lohan was born in December of 1993 (and therefore only 14) I would have thought that was Lindsay Lohan's older sister what with all that makeup and enhanced lips. That child is well on her way to eclipsing her sister in the slut and drug department! Nice going, Mama Lohan!
Gawd. She's hideous!
I mean, Lindsay is kinda pretty, but Ali is just BUTT UGLY. She looks older than 28, perez, she looks about 48!
And the sad thing is, she's 14..
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because, idiot, perez thinks she looks super old and pastes
any number that he feels like everytime he posts about her.
Eww.. If she wants to have that ” Lindsay effect” on the public,
she should try again, and invest in a more realistic looking pair of blue contacts and wear better clothing..
She also, needs to lose her mom.
WOW she really looks like cracked-up SHIT in this pic
If Oprahma wins, America loses. Plain and simple
why are her eyes different sizes? her top lip is fucked up too!
she looks so fake.. fake hair fake eyes fake nose fake lips.. lohan must be a good role model to her.
isnt she a little young to have her lips done?? wtf
she looks fucken old, slut needs to dress her age… not her mothers age.
Ali and Miley should become best friends. They wear the same ton of makeup and both think they are so sexy. YUCK!
Such a weirdo…..
SHE HAS A WONKY FACE
Why does the quote say: "Ali Lohan, 28" ??? She's 15 or something?
OH COME ON!
I do think it's a little bit strange that all her kids wants to be famous, and she (supposedly) has nothing to do with it!
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Also, Ali looks like… well I don't know, but it's not good!
so…why does it look like she has demon eyes? It looks like she's wearing crazy contacts….and her lips? I know not everyone is perfect but COME ON! Someone needs a new makeup artist….
BAHAHAHAH 28 that bitch looks like shes at least 40
hahahah
28 - the age jokes never get old.
Wow… that's so sad! She's wearing lip liner and so much eye liner and she's only 14! That whole family has so many issues. Why don't they invest there time in psychiatry instead of making another crappy reality show? Lord knows they need it! By 15 Ali will already be in and out of 6 rehabs just like her big sister!
ali is only 14… no offense perez!
haha…she has a lazy eye…or looks like she does…to many drinks maybe??
great another paris hilton - a girl who wears blue contacts!
let your eyes be! we cant all have blue eyes like me! lololol
28? More like 38.
As Ali would say, "buttfucking is FUN!"
shes a fucking whore
I'm so fucking sick of people who are famous for doing nothing. Go the fuck away and get a real job.
She must be on crack, bc we all know that her mom wants to be in the spotlight excactly like her.
ali lohan looks like a crazy 28 drunk bitch…she is horrible she is just 16
since when is ali lohan 28? she looks it in the picture, i'm not gonna lie, but come on.
she cannot be 28
on wikipedia it says she's 14
and she wears waaaayyyy too much make-up for a teenager
she would look much better if she took it off
i think she's 18 lol not 28
LOL Loved how u said she was "28"…. fuckin hilarious!
lmfao "ali lohan 28"
Hate to burst your bubble about your mom, but she is a publicity whore!. She thinks she is 21 years old, get a grip and age gracefully and be a 'REAL mom' to your children.
wow she has no upper lip &it's super obvious that she has lip liner outside of her upper lip and it's coloured in
likeeee i'm sorry that lindsey lohan's your sister, because unless you're already gorgeous, you're always going to look ugly to me, just because i compare you to lindsey
HER COLOR CONTACTS LOOK AS FAKE AS HELL
28??? we all know darn well that she hasn't reached those heights..yet.
she looks like kate winslet!
eff her.
me think she does protest too much….
that poor girl looks so fake. Horrid contacts, way too much makeup, she looks like shes just a little dress up doll for Dina. She needs to go back to her natural brown eyes, older pictures she just looked like a mature-looking 14 yr old. now she looks all plastic ick
ummm….wait…. Didn't Ali just read this "line" on the View this morning? Poor girl. She's the definition of "HOT GETTO MESS"
does anyone know if her lips are botoxed? ’cause that is the only good excuse i can find for her lip looking that deformed.. Botox gone wrong maybe?
She is only 14…. not 28.
Yeah - cuz every other normal family would do a reality show to help "diffuse rumors " of being famewhores. NO - they do it to BECOME famous and open doors. Hello?
GICK, man…just…gick…blech. Glerp. Gllluuck.
Fukken GLICK, Perez.
This chick's straight glicky.
Has is been bothering anyone else that her eye color keeps changing?
I remember seeing her on Letterman and thinking aw, she isn't as ugly as I thought she would turn out to be!!
But I also realized she must be doing something with contacts b/c she def had brown eyes as a child and now they keep going back and forth between blue and green.
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is it just me or does it seem like she has COLORED CONTACT LENSES on? I thought her eyes were brown
Through all the interviews and what not she sounds so rehearsed. Her mother probably told her exactly waht to say. I've seen her on a few shows, like The View, and its all a pitiful attempt to generate her "acting" career. I feel sorry for them:(
Ali lohan looks like a little whore. She's wearing more make up than a two dollar one so i just assume she might be going in the same way jamie lynn is….
She sounds so rehearsed. I've seen her on a few shows promoting her new reality show and it seems as though her momma is telling her exactly what to say. You know like a puppet master. Sounds too boring to even watch. Anyways, i think shes lying about being 14 cause she looks like shes 30.
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Good gawd, that child is ugly!!!
Wow she finally got some collagen injected into that invisible upper-lip of hers! Much better. Now if the doctor can do something with her wonky eye, horrible posture and turkey neck she might actually be attractive.
14 year old try to look like twin sister of her sister. Sadly blue contacts doesn't work for her that looks fake SHE WILL GET NOSE JOB NEXT AND BOOB JOB AT 16.
Why does Ali Lohan look, well, in her late 20's — I can't figure out exactly what it is that makes her look so much older than her years.
GOD!!! Ali Lohan is soooo friggen UGLY!!!!! She looks like a tranny.
she looks old and haggard already……………eeewwwwww……….
28 - LMFAO!!!!!!!! SHE'S ONLY 13..I LOVES IT THAT U PUT THAT!!!!!
LMAO @ her being 28.
i love you perez.
to Ali and Dina: delusional much?
awww dina is having ali lie for her.
i didnt think i cud hate ne1 more the lilo….then ali came along!
she is sooo fucking ugly i cant stand to look at her eugh!!!!!!!
shes effin 14 not 28
and i think shes sooooooooo
much better than effin miley cyrus