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That's It????

Filed under: Pete Wentz

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Newly married Pete Wentz shows off his wedding ring (and the number of fingers he likes up his butt when having sex with Ashlee Simpson), Friday night in NYC.

Where are the diamonds???

That band is so….boring simple.

Pete wears guiliner and flat irons his hair! We expected something a little more flashy!

No????

[Image via WENN.]



217 comments to “That's It????”

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  1. VICKI says – reply to this


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    1ST………..SO WHAT!

  2. outta my outta my head says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  3. adfadsfasd says – reply to this


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    2

  4. king of perez says – reply to this


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    1st bithces

  5. ANTI-PEREZ says – reply to this


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    I HOPE PEREZ DIES THAT VILE SICK FAT FUCK

  6. jjayran says – reply to this


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    first

  7. Breanna says – reply to this


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    Wow, that's reealllyy plain.
    :]

  8. ashley says – reply to this


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    booo hes a whore…

  9. CELINA says – reply to this


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    FIRSTT!!!

  10. olivia says – reply to this


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    each to their own… if he likes it then so be it

  11. ashley says – reply to this


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    Re: ANTI-PEREZ
    what you say…
    is what you are…
    cause your a naked movie star..
    fag….
    go somewhere else and hate then

  12. z says – reply to this


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    first!
    he's ugly

  13. lila says – reply to this


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    45th

  14. Brian says – reply to this


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    Come on, that guy is wicked GAY.

  15. Kaitts says – reply to this


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    SEEEXYY!!

  16. { I want my florida vote/charley/obama}} says – reply to this


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    [[[[[[[[[[[[ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

    SHEZ EFFEN BROKE..SHE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY

    TO BUY HIM A RING..THAT ZHIT CAME OUTTA

    KRAKERJACKZ….DO THE HODOWN….
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  17. Kaitts says – reply to this


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    SEEEEXYYY!!!!

  18. ben says – reply to this


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    first!

  19. tommy says – reply to this


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    hahahahahah hilarious fingers in his butt

  20. claire says – reply to this


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    Love the finger comment!!! LOL!!!!

  21. emilyyyy says – reply to this


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    the bling got lost up ASSless's butt.

  22. KM says – reply to this


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    Please be quite Perez, not everything has to be flashy. You are getting offensive in your comments. What too much.What is wrong with you? And the fingers in the butt remark, seriously, you need to stop with that nonsense

  23. grrr says – reply to this


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    I like it.. its not flashy like nick cannons

  24. rks says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  25. WTF?! says – reply to this


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    He is a traditional guy. Plus, I sense a touch of resentment on your part Perez… Are you jelous?!

  26. Kate says – reply to this


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    LOL. Nevermind, I still love him. And you Perezzz! ;]
    Third?
    x

  27. LHo says – reply to this


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    He plays bass. You have to wear something small that won't interfere with your playing.

  28. :) says – reply to this


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    omfg so what its not *bling*
    not everyone has to show off
    u aint a clue wat u on bout coz u aint got ur own ring!

  29. keal says – reply to this


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    The ring is simple and classic and will never lose it's style. Besides, less is more.

  30. Agnacious says – reply to this


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    I think the world would be a better place if he was successful in his attempt to kill himself by overdosing on ativan.
    .
    Is there any other reason we hear about this talentless, fugly drip than he is an admitted bi?
    .
    That's what this site has become; if you have a deviant lifestyle you will be praised, but if you try and lead a normal life you will be damned.

  31. wigbuster says – reply to this


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    i can't help wondering, could the "flat-iron" look be an effort to distract from the fact that it's a piece? how come it looks unreal, how could it be flat-ironed all the time, and notice how high his forehead peeks through when you happen to catch him with his hoodie down.

  32. hollywood columnist says – reply to this


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    According to the survey in last month's Playgirl, Many of the readers between the ages of 35-65 would gleefully fuck his brains out with continuos sexual momentum for 16 hours. As a impartial web editor, I think Pete is kind of cute with his Hawaiian and German facial blends. If only the editors of the magazine could get him to pose for the Christmas edition wearing nothing but a Santa cap and boots.

  33. wigbuster says – reply to this


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    but the ring is great, imo.

  34. JenJen says – reply to this


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    There's nothing wrong with that ring….it's sweet and simple. Whereas you, Perez are just Simple.

  35. Shaun says – reply to this


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    who cares? if he likes it then its good to me :-)

  36. xtine says – reply to this


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    I like it. I hate flashy wedding rings. Its not about the ring, its about the love! Boo to rings I say!

  37. Cooley McCoolster says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!!!!!

  38. perez says – reply to this


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    I wish I werent as obese as i was…Im trying to work out but the weight simply wont come off. Ive even been using low fat mayo on my double cheeseburgers. Do youy guys think I'm destined to be a fat disguisting slob forever? Vote now!!!

  39. Troll Patrol says – reply to this


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    Perez you are such a flaming pillow biting douchebag. John Mayer can't hold a candle to your douchiness.

    So damn what if he wants a simple band. Why you would even point it out defies logic.

  40. michi says – reply to this


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    I've noticed that the smaller the ring and the more simple, the stronger the marriage.

    Check it out and tell me I'm wrong.

  41. meeee says – reply to this


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    It looks like a simple platinum ring. Pretty nice if you ask me. And he doesn't look like he's the flash/diamond type.

  42. robertj says – reply to this


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    Pete and Ash are adorable. They make a great couple and for some reason Perez is threatened by them, probably because Perez is fat, hated and lonely. Nothing is worse then a fat and angry ol' Queen with no one to love them. Perez, I am gay and I can't even stand you. You have such horrible karma…that is why no one wants to be with you. Losing weight is not going to help, you need to lose your shitty attitude first.

  43. poopiepants says – reply to this


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    this boy has absolutely NO UPPER LIP and that just bothers me.

  44. BrittneyC. says – reply to this


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    dude perez i thought you and pete were sort of friends ( i am guessing since u are a gossipi columist he cant tell you too much without it appearing on your website) but honestly i think the finger comment was tacky and immature.

  45. Celine CoCo Comeau says – reply to this


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    He has such a beautiful face, and I like the simple wedding band

  46. Amy says – reply to this


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    My husband has a similar ring. MOST men don't have "blinged out" wedding rings. I like the simplicity of his ring- I actually think it shows a little reverence & respect to his vows. Call me old fashioned. The men's rings with all of the diamonds look ridiculous.

  47. Heather says – reply to this


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    Well he is a guitar player. Something bigger and clunky-er might get in the way. Whatevs.

  48. Mary says – reply to this


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    Bling is a black thing. Old money doesn't need to show off, but new black money… those guys feel like they need a ring the size of a watermelon. You don't see any other race idiotic enough to think that counting money or petting a snake while nodding their head in a video isn't pretentious.

  49. amymarissa says – reply to this


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    honestly, i think the ring is nice. it's not flashy, and plus he's a guy. most guys wouldn't want to wear diamonds and such on a wedding band. simple and nice.

  50. me says – reply to this


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    I hate it when guys wear bling! How long til they divorce?

  51. WOW WEE says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT…..IF IT WAS BLING…YOU'D STILL CRITICIZE HIM NO MATTER WHAT

  52. tamzin says – reply to this


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    p-

    i know you were raised by mannerless wolves, so here are a few pointers: we don't talk about newly married people and their rings-we don't talk about newly married people's sex lives-we don't don't talk crap about people who have only ever been decent to us.

    Feel free to copy/paste and print out. Affix to bathroom mirror to peruse whilst checking for cellulite.

  53. Kelly says – reply to this


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    pete wentz is SEXYYYY!!!!!!!.
    yeah he should have got a clandestine bartskull ring, dotcha think?
    and have you seen the size of Ashlee's ring???!

  54. Less is more says – reply to this


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    A simple and plain band has nothing to catch on in a workplace or while cleaning. Women wear a wedding band, and some also wear the bling engagement ring (mostly matching) on special occasions. Some men now have a bling ring to add or replace the band for a night out.

  55. emilie says – reply to this


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    I actually like that its not all flashy like nick cannon
    I mean really, does it HAVE to be flashy??no it does noooot!

  56. Artemis On Cloud 9 says – reply to this


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    Actually, him not having "bling" for his wedding ring makes me think he's normal. I think there's something seriously wrong when guys having diamonds in their wedding rings, to me that isn't manly. Like a previous poster stated, its classy and will always be in style. Flashy rings should only be for females!

  57. Mandy says – reply to this


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    At least he wont be wearing it for very long

  58. Troll Patrol says – reply to this


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    Re: tamzin
    That made me giggle!

  59. me says – reply to this


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    he couldnt afford a bling ring after the one he bought ashlee.

  60. agnacious is a fag says – reply to this


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    Re: Agnacious – you're a dumb fuck who obviously is giving people all kinds of attention by taking your time out to write your garbage… seems to me that if you can take all this time out.. you're a closet case homo with a crush! so sad.. come out of the closet already fagula!

  61. Beth says – reply to this


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    He's not a rap star. Looks like he has taste.

  62. What Mary? says – reply to this


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    Re: Mary – Mary, Mary with your response that is so contrary in relation to any known facts provoked by thought. You probably noticed these blinged ring fingers because you were so busy checking on their bulging flesh base diamonds between their Black Mandingo crotches. Oh Mary, Mary you are so nearly as closed to a ho than a Mary, Mary who never done anything less than the Virgin Mary.

  63. shel says – reply to this


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    Thats two fingers shove by papa. They don't have any money they had to pimp out the wedding by promising to give a picture of Tony and Jessica so they can also run it on the cover. Why Tony allowed himself to be played I don't know.

  64. Courtney xD says – reply to this


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    all i'm gonna say he got married way to early

    and i hate ashlee >:(

  65. The Fag's boyfriend says – reply to this


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    Re: agnacious is a fag – Don't try to start a fight with my boyfriend thinking you are going to hook-up with his internet intellect. Listen, he can write anything without your editorial approval bitch. So take a long walk with a starfish readied to leap in your bird sagging chest to pierce on your never been milked old woman tits.

  66. White Chick says – reply to this


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    Re: Mary – You generalize. Many black professionals have classic taste. If you paid attention to more than rappers, you'd actually notice.

  67. HaHa says – reply to this


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    I guess papa will have to pimp out the baby next to keep her cheap ass reality show going.

  68. Natasha says – reply to this


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    Traditionally wedding rings (both MEN AND WOMEN) are NOT supposed to have diamonds. The wedding is supposed to be a pure circle to signify eternity. Putting in a diamonds breaks that mold of the circle.

    And where's any new info on Britney!?!?

  69. Leah says – reply to this


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    It's easier to maintain when it's not so flashy. I need to get my husband's band re-plated at least every two months. I have no idea how he does it, but it gets so scratched all the damn time.

  70. Kattie says – reply to this


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    "(and the number of fingers he likes up his butt when having sex with Ashlee Simpson),"….
    THANKS PAREZ!!!YOU MADE SODA COME OUT OF MY NOSE!!! LMAO!!!!!! That is so funny!!! But what can you expect out of a mediocre band that is a has been and she is washed up and lame who like fucks her father because " daddy says I’m pretty" and I bet he says the lord tells him to…that family is fucked up! I would kill myself if I were part of it.

  71. ewwwwww says – reply to this


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    He needs to lose weight. Short and pudgy is not a good look.

  72. Tony the cat says – reply to this


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    Re: shel – Tony Romo, flat ass bitch, is nothing but a football non balling grown media whore himself. Believe me, he enjoys every second of his tabloid fame. He only wishes that is was as cute as Tom Brady. I would like for Tony Renal to sit on a football and have a acid reflex during the wedding that would have been the perfect parlor trick.

  73. HaHa says – reply to this


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    Sounds like the Simpsons are broke as hell.

  74. emily says – reply to this


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    yes, more diamonds. please! because buying diamonds doesn't directly support blood diamonds (and the legislation stopping the 'selling' and 'regulation' of blood diamonds is not being enforced). BUT YES, BLING, THAT'S ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT.

    why be simple when you can also help people under the shadows of terrorism.

    get over yourself, perez, life is more important than material goods. you'd think you'd know this since you're so "aware" on the injustices throughout the world and attempting to stop them.

  75. B says – reply to this


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    Re: Agnacious
    shut the fuck up,
    you don't know what it's like to lose some to suicide.
    Keep your mouth closed,

  76. Lori says – reply to this


    76

    TMZ has a story up right now that says Tony only went with Jessica so Joe could get his money. Thers a comment under there that says he is talking to Carrie Underwood. The Cowboys are back baby!!!!

  77. Selena says – reply to this


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    whoever is thinkin of bashin Tony our very talented QB needs to shut their pie hole. Cowboys were 13-3. We cant help he hurt his thumb n he lost his mind temporarilee with his new stardom. He got rid of Jessica and we're back baby

  78. xoxo says – reply to this


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    PETE WENTZ IS FUCKING HAGGARD. LOOK AT HIS EYEESSSS!!!!

    loooove,

    Tyra

  79. Carrie On says – reply to this


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    So Tony is talkn to Carrie—I looovvvvveee heeerrrr! She rocks. What and improvement over Romessica

  80. Pete's Hair Straightener says – reply to this


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    Look at how fried Pete's hair is from all the chemical straighteners and flat irons.

  81. Helen says – reply to this


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    Love it!

  82. E-Loc says – reply to this


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    nice comb over

  83. r o g n y c says – reply to this


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    The diamonds are on his cock ring.

  84. Anna says – reply to this


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    You are such a stupid, it looks nice

  85. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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    Now, Perez…that is rapier wit. Few words, and two major zingers.
    ( 1- reference to liking two fingers up his love-hole; 2- guiliner and flat irons his hair)
    Hi-fucking-larious.
    And, oh yeah, his looks are very common and ugly. He needs the extra-light colored foundation around his eyes that Oprah uses to conceal the congenital darkish brownish greyish circles around the eyes.

  86. tre says – reply to this


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    i too wear a simple wedding band, get a fucking life you fat fuck

  87. aspw says – reply to this


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    What's wrong with it? I think its nice and traditional. I like that it's not flashy.

    oh yea fingers up his butt? real classy

  88. amber says – reply to this


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    hes ugly

  89. wow says – reply to this


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    We got such a simple ring because he's going to be taking it off all the time. Uh did you forget he's in band? He still like's a 15 year old's ass over ashlee square pants any day. He's going to lose that shit in less than a month. If he gets something simple, it's easily replaceable, and nobody will ever notice.

  90. Disturbed says – reply to this


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    ….. Coming from someone that has horrendous hair, wears makeup, and also likes fingers up his ass…. Call the kettle black much Perez?

  91. jayme says – reply to this


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    I love pete weinz……so bugg off him PH. But…the ring, I have to admit, is quite dull. Ashlee's one cheap bee-atch.

  92. The Keeper of the Flame says – reply to this


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    Re: r o g n y c – Was Pete Wentz's ring fitted when he was hard up and out on his luck, or when he was soft for some skinny little bitch with a sad song to sing?

  93. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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    WHAT UP BONERSUCKERS? ITS YA BOY HASBEEN SCHOOLIN THESE ASS-FACES JUST STRAIGHT UP PUTTIN THESE FAGS IN THEY PLACES. PETE WENTZ IS KNOWN FOR TAKIN IT UP THE ASS. HES A FUCKIN CRYIN EMOFAG WHO TOOK IT UP THE ASS IN THIS ONE BAR, I HAPPEN TO WITNESS IT ALL. HE WAS CRYIN LIKE A BITCH WHEN HE WAS COMPLETELY NAKED AND GOT RAPED. BY THE WAY YOU FUCKIN ASSFACES, THIS GUY IS A COMPLETELY TALENTLESS FUCKIN HASBEEN. PLUS HE HAS AIDS AND THE DOWNS SYNDROMES TOO. FUCKIN SHITFACE CONGRATS YOUVE BEEN OFFICIALLY HASBEEN'D BITCH

  94. EMO MUSIC SUCKS says – reply to this


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    EMO MUSIC SUCKS, THIS GUY IS SUCH A QUEER, I CAN'T STAND HIS HORSE FACE AND HIS STUPID GIRL PANTS. HE THINKS HE IS SO FASHIONABLE, AND HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETE ASS!

  95. B says – reply to this


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    Re: Disturbed
    aahahhaha you totally just made my day.. AGREE 150%!

  96. M. says – reply to this


    96

    I like it
    Simple
    Normal
    I like them together

  97. kate says – reply to this


    97

    Perez I guess your comment was really disgusting! You used to be a good blogger and a fun to read but lately you are such a fat gay hater!!! Do we all need to think like you? act like you? and be like you?
    You are just becoming a big hater because you are trying hard to sneak into the celeb world and so far noone welcomed you, you know better than anyone what really happens when you are at celeb parties and how they act with you that's why you keep blogging here about stupid little things magnifying them and showing how jealous you are for not being a star!
    You will never get that Hollywood status, you don't have the looks, don't have the right attitude and you are already a hater, stop being an ass to your readers and stop making such shitteous comments…

  98. Gretch says – reply to this


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    Re: HASBEEN
    Your face is hasbeened.

  99. jenny says – reply to this


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    It's refreshing not to have bling!
    Good going Pete

  100. brillz says – reply to this


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    he plays bass. a big ring would get in the way of playing. if it was bigger hed have to take it off…

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