Tour de Lance
Filed under: Kate Hudson > Lance Armstrong > Francophilia
Love on the road!
Spotted: Kate Hudson and new boyfriend, Lance Armstrong, making out at the D&G party in Cannes on Friday night.
[Kate image via Pacific Coast News Online. Lance image via WENN.]
Posted: May 24, 2008 at 2:58 pm



First!!
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ewww…first
Oh please…Kate will fuck anything and so will Lance. Kate fucks drug addicts and Lance is just trying to prove his one nut still works. Both of them are attention seeking whores.
third?
how cute^^
haha
Ah ha Perez…
She's a filthy skank and he's a slimy sex fiend. Attention seeking whores!
Kate - do your panties ever dry out between boyfriends?
What do they see in Lance, hes such a jerk….
WHAT A HO BAG!!!!! Weren't him and owen wilson friends??
DId I miss something???? I thought she was with the guy from starsky and hutch!
She's really gotten huge.
Wonder whos baby she's having.
she's nothing but a high class whore…she holds herself out as a good mother…wait until that kids old enough to know how many "boyfriends" she had…and lance left Sheryl Crow when she had breast cancer and then took up with the Olsen twin..prepubesent little twit
Doesn't she have a kid. So much time for boyfriends. She's just skanky. And he is just as skanky. Perfect match.
Isn't that Kate MOSS??
So many men, so little time.
he has kids too Mario — FOUR KIDS to Kate's one.
This chick reminds me of a rooster, "anycockledo."
Bitch, shut your legs for 5 minutes and have a beer. Reflect.
I wouldn't be surprised if she is in the Bahamas with Jared Leto by June.
Her twat must look like half of a double meat Jerry's deli corned beef.
she has an average face..nothing special
she's average..nothing special about her face
Is she ever with her kids or just fucking all the time?
Re: robertj –
HA HA YOUR RIGHT!
More like Tour De Hollywood!!
….more like Tour De Hollywood I'd say!
Kate has seen more ass than the toilet seats at Fenway Park!
Wow, he is some kind of an attention whore…..I mean riding a bicycle to only dating Hollywood…no wonder he and his ex-wife divorced. He's a Hollywood poser wannabe.
kate looks a little pudgy. Like preggo pudgy. What do you think?
Not very smart - that Kate!!! Armstrong is a TOTAL PLAYER!!!!
eeeewwww. gross. they look like twins and wouldn't be surprised if both are on STD medication.
Re: matt – TOUCHE! I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER.
Take away the PED's and this guy would be greasing chains in a bike shop somewhere.
Why is she rarely seen w/ her little boy, Rider? I feel sorry for him. No wonder his hair is so long - his mum's too busy SCREWing around to get his hair trimmed. What the hell?! I can't keep track of the men she's with.
Re: NOthing without EPO – LOL!
Wasn't he w/ Ashley Olsen not too long ago?
How sad. They were both once shining examples of stregnth and character, (him) and talent and beauty (her-even with famous parents-she did act well and is cute) and now they're both just acting like horny old sluts. I find them both rather discusting. Their poor kids. They probably get extremely sloppy seconds in the way of attention. I'll be right there, Ryder , honey, Mommy just has to finish her uh,…ohh, ohh.. Mmmmmm…Ahhh, oooo yeah, I'm COMIN' BABYYYY!!!"
I am not a fan of Lance, he is so full of himself and ugly too!!
I wish them both find the right partner, but I just don't believe this one will last. How many man goes Kate through in a year anyway…??
I've lost respect for both of them. He is a douche that will and looks to date anyone famous in hollywood and she sure gets around fast. Lance's ex-wife is extremely gorgeous and outdoes anyone of these hollywood types he tries to date. And does he ever spend time with his kids anymore. Good thing Sheryl crow got away from him, what a douche he turned out to be!!!!!!!!!
Lance looks like he has stanky breath. Look at those lips, gross.
Good for her and him. two of the most laid back and non controversial people out there.
I thought he was gay with Mathew McConeahy! What's all this bullshit dating? A cover?
Do you think Lance has a huge cock. He can bed any starlet he wants - he must be huge. Does anyone know for sure???? Got proof
she must be SO desperate. he's a totally disgusting human being, just looking for young hot chicks to boost his, obviously, failing ego. he's missing all the attention he once got. i thought better of her.
Re: kent1470 – Die Fag!
she is a fuckin little slut how many introductiond does her brat need " hey baby this is ur new daddy!!!!"
I find this really sad. She obviously feels incomplete without a man in her life.
Until she learns to be happy on her own - without a man in her life - she'll never be happy. It doesn't matter how many guys she screws - she just won't be happy.
jew slut!!!!!
Why would ANY woman, even a moron with a double digit IQ like Kate Hudson, want to have ANYTHING to do with a male who abandoned his own young children for the sake of new poontang?
Perfect match. Both are high on the visibility and low on the IQ and morals. Both cheat on their spouses and leave them for greener pasture after having children. Class acts both of them.
reality check please! Don't these two have children? I love these Hollywood people - no morals and no family values! This is exactly what's wrong with society and kids look up to these assholes! If you have children you should probably be with them. Not jet-setting across the world each week and always dating someone new! These people have children and treat them worse than I treat my dog!!!
remember when kate's mother, goldie hawn, wrote that book called joy? goldie seemed to think she was qualified to tell others how to be happy. soon after kate dumped her husband for the vanilla stallion, owen wilson. some morals moldie passed along to her narcissitic bitch of a daughter.
remember when goldie said that being famous is much more difficult than being nonfamous? goldie was upset because the paparazzi harassed her and her damn family on their vacation in ASSpen at their freakin' winter ranch. fuckin' goldie sounds like that bitch hulk hogan - me! me! me! no one else is important to these dumbfucks but themselves.
So Lance Armstrong is her new fuck of the month; or maybe I should say, so Kate Hudson is his new fuck of the month. Who cares? She looks like a hag, has virtually no acting talent and her kid badly needs that first haircut. He is a serial cheater, has only one testicle and is an avowed atheist. At least if they're together, no one else gets hurt. Two dumb-asses!
Lance has an ego the size of Texas. I feel sorry for his kids.
Whore and cheater. Whore and cheater. Whore and cheater.
whats up with the yellow plastic livestrong cock ring
She's not pregnant, she's just so full a sperm that's she makes sloshing sounds walking down the street. And that Lance sure gets around for a one-balled man.
I LOVE IT ! KATE AND LANCE! SO WEIRD AND YET SO WONDERFUL! OPPOSITES ATTRACT - HARD APPARENTLY!
I'm wondering where her son is as she jet sets all around the world with Owen, Lance, etc.????
He creeps me out!
Lance is a joke. I read all his books and every page was Kiki this and Kiki that…how great my wife is. Then a few months later he is divorcing her. Stop taking steroids and your balls won't fall off. And Kate all I can say is look at her hag mother.
lance = doping doping doping doping doping!!!!!!
^^BIGGEST SLUTS IN H-WOOD FOR SURE^^
She sure hops from one bed to the next one awfully fast! I find her reported life style to be disgusting.
SHE GETS WIDE OVER ANYTHING AND ANY GUY. TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID BITCH! DOGS PROBABLY AROUSE HER…
she loves lance because he dosen,t make her feel nuts
a ball togeather
here comes johnny with his pecker in his hand;;; you know the rest
Uhhhhh, am I crazy or does it look like baby-bumps-ville?
Dear Kate,
Please stop trying to kill my middle son.
Thanks so much!
i luv kate hudson, i think shes adorable BUT i do feel bad for her son. i know his father has to take care of him too, but it seems like she goes places every other day following her new guy. and i thought she was w/ owen like the last week in april??? not wasting any time!
PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez:
I thought that you said Lance Armstrong's new girlfriend was Jake Gyllenhaal! What happened? Did he turn straight again?
She's a cunt. Always had that cunt/douche bag look on her face. Wasn't she fuckin/married to that loser from a washed up band that sucked anyway. What was she? 13 and he 30. Please…I guess she figured anybody is a step up.
Sperm bucket!
kate has the nicest chin i,ve ever laid ball on
What a whore! How many different girlfriends (and maybe even boyfriends) has he had now?!?!
that "tour de lance" thing is soooo used, morons
If he's not careful he's going to wear out his ball.
Kate is a divorced woman and you see plenty of pictures of her being loving and attentive to her son. Her son might be with his father, or his grandparents or with his longtime nanny. If I had her money and looks and child-care resources, I'd be in Cannes too living it up with a new sweetie. Why not? Don't be jealous. BTW - Lance is ALSO a parent, isn't he?
I'm going to come to Lance's defense here, even though I'm willing to bet he'd be a dick to me if I ever met him in person. First off, the guy went through a living hell very few can even imagine in his battle against cancer, which very nearly killed him. He then worked so hard and meticulously to get back to the top of racing and win those seven tours. The average person would have quit Lance's regimen in ten minutes - he stuck with it for eight grueling years. In addition, he's raising four children that mean the world to him and he's very conscientious about bringing them up right. So if he wants to have a little fun and date famous girls, why would anyone criticize that given what he's been through and achieved? Eventually he'll marry and you won't hear much from him anymore but, in the meantime, let the poor guy enjoy himself a little for God's sake.
These two make the most DARLING LOOKING couple!! I hope they get married have a family together. They both have great smiles, blond hair & blue eyes. They would have great looking kids! I don't think they have dated alot of people in Hollywood. She has been with a few men, and he has been with a few people too. How many of you guys have had less? I mean come on! Of course they will date a few people, they are both great looking people inside & out! And just because they gp put on dates, does not mean they have sex. You people are just GROSS!
Maybe I think Kate is a ho..never thought that before until now…..Hmmm maybe she should concentrate on her kid not who to get with next. so sad
Re: He's Earned It –
I wont dispute anything you say about the hell of living through cancer or his efforts to get back to the top of the racing world. I wholeheartedly applaud the man for his efforts to making cancer of thing of the past.
What I will dispute is your claim that he's raising his kids. HE doesn't appear to be raising them…he's jetsetting all over the place with one starlet after another. He is not raising the kids. He may be financially supporting them, but he's not raising them. He visits them. Kristin is raising the kids.