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The new Indiana Jones movie made a ton of money this past weekend.

We saw it and loved it!

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  1. steve says – reply to this


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    only a moron such as yourself could like that movie.



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    Eh, I'll pass on it. None of the movies these days catches my eye.

  3. aku says – reply to this


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    bleh

  4. josh says – reply to this


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    lol

  5. adslakjsd says – reply to this


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    boooyeaaaaa.



  6. 6

    Wow, i was actually in the top 3 today???? And no idiots were saying first? As Ice Cube would say, today is a good day.

  7. karia says – reply to this


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    ooohhh

  8. mia says – reply to this


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    first!! loved the movie

  9. morgan says – reply to this


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    OMG IT WAS AMMAIZN I LOVE harrison ford soo seexxxy!!

  10. alishaj says – reply to this


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    Wow…I guess I'm supposed to say something lame here like FIRST!!!!
    Really, I just want to say, as usual, Perez is WRONG, this movie totally SUCKED!!! I'm sorry but if you have BOTH Spielberg and Lucas you had better come up w/ better writing and WAY better effects! DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY N THIS SHIT..GO SEE SPEED RACER, now that movie has AWESOME effects!!!

  11. john m says – reply to this


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    YAH IT WAS ASWEOME LIKE WEN INDY KILD THE ALIEN!!!!!!!!! LIKE PRDATOR!!!!!!!

  12. Prado says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!

    I really want to see it.. :-/

  13. blue says – reply to this


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    first!!

  14. hownowbrowncow says – reply to this


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    Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. I hope you're joking when you said you loved it. Otherwise you've made the complete transition to 'human wasteland.'

  15. flannery says – reply to this


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    that was a pretty good movie suprisingly!

  16. abcemma says – reply to this


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    no surprise there it was awesome

  17. samantha!! says – reply to this


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    first!! wohoo

  18. yoyoyo says – reply to this


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    first!

  19. larissa says – reply to this


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    saw it today — AWESOME!

  20. Tee says – reply to this


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    I knew it!!!!

  21. nina says – reply to this


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    cant wait to see it!

  22. Sal says – reply to this


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    First?
    Didn't like this too much myself…was too much like the X Files at the end but man Harrison still lots HOT!!!!
    Hello from New Zealand

  23. Megan says – reply to this


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    See, it's not as bad as you thought it would be.

  24. pat says – reply to this


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    Sorry…thought it was lame and forced…no wonder no one could agree on the plot…not the actor's fault, just a very poor plotline

  25. sam says – reply to this


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    Yay!

  26. Zip says – reply to this


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    his movie sucked!!! I could give a more fluid and well thoughtout review, but that would be a waste of my time. Just know this, if anyone tells you that this is a good film, they are lying!!!

  27. Sal says – reply to this


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    Hello from New Zealand. Saw this and wasn't too impressed although man Harrison still looks great for an old swinger of 65!!!!!

  28. JennD says – reply to this


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    I went out to the Arclight this past weekend and saw it. I think it fit in with the rest of the movies quite well. It was campy and fun, but if your not into that type of movie, of course you're not going to like it.

  29. Allison says – reply to this


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    moi aussi

    First

  30. fsghsdf says – reply to this


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    I loved it!

  31. madman says – reply to this


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    it blew

  32. Adam says – reply to this


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    I didn't and have no plans to. Tired of hollywood just playing it safe with sequals and remakes.

  33. la misma says – reply to this


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    perez cuando dices "we saw it" do you mean "I" cause we all know no one likes you

  34. julie says – reply to this


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    how could you have LIKED this movie? It was complete SHIT…. wow…. worst movie i've seen in a while.

  35. Autumn Kelly says – reply to this


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    I love that movie. It's amazing. Harrison Ford is still a great actor.



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    Re: mia – You ruin everything beautiful…

  37. s says – reply to this


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    ok, That was the worst movie EVER!! I am so disappointed I grew up loving Indy- but making it a freakin SCI FI movie??? HORRIBLE!!

  38. ruth says – reply to this


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    the whole alien spin was a little predictable and a little weird, but overall it was fantastic.

  39. matty says – reply to this


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    The movie SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKEED

  40. Lin says – reply to this


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    I LOVED IT! It was my first Indiana Jones movie and BTW Shia LeBeauf is growing into ONE SEXY GUY!!! :) I actually would see that again just to look at him in this movie!!

  41. Cool says – reply to this


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    I saw Indie this weekend. Sad to say, Shia was not as bad as I was expecting him to be. There are some fans complaining about the CGIs and alien crafts, but whatever. It was still enjoyable.

  42. jessica says – reply to this


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    IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!
    LIKE COME ON

  43. Zip says – reply to this


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    Here is a review of the new Indiana Jones movie that I wrote and posted elsewhere under another sign on name:

    It is sad to say it, but this is not a good film. The first 20 minutes show great promise…but shortly after that, the film falls apart. The movie referenced the best moments of Raiders…and the worst moments of it’s sequels…and oddly films that have ripped-off past Indy films? Time after time, these scenes were copied…but not approved upon…no, they were greatly diminished!!!

    Cate Blanchett was the only shinning moment in the film…in fact, she stole every scene that she was in, and I am not even a fan of her’s, or at least, I wasn’t until I saw this movie. The camera loves her. She is smart and over sexy at every turn…and that is a good, and even great, thing. I think I fell in love with her. A love triangle between Blanchett’s character and that of Indy and his lady love as played by Allen, would have raised the proceedings, but alas, that was not to be.

    Unfortunately, one could sense that numerous writers pieced the film’s script together as it was often disjointed, sloppy and embarrassing to watch. There were no real high stakes for the characters and that is the film’s main failing.

  44. Amy says – reply to this


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    really cause it sucked im an indy fan and it sucked ass what indy film includes aliens its treasure to show the growth of civilization is because of aliens makes us look dumb and the whole story was just a waste I say it cuts off at 3 this one was just a producer flick

  45. Novel1 says – reply to this


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    It was only okay - not sure I would recommend it. Yes, it kept in line with the others, but the ending was a little too over-the-top for this Spielberg fan. Was he just trying to blend together every single movie the two of them had ever made? (American Graffiti meets Raiders meets Close Encounters) If that's the case, I was disappointed that JAWS didn't leap out of the water and try and munch them!

  46. m4gg333 says – reply to this


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    Hmmm…some people are either overly-serious, had the grandest of expectations, love to be unimpressed or just didn't like the '1950's B-Movie' tone…I mean…the first movies were campy and tongue in cheek with a 1930s serial tone…why should this one be any less? Don't romanticize the first three (cuz you probably remember them as better than they actually are) and this one is on par, if not second to 'Raiders'.
    *****
    And the ending was no more outrageous than the other three films…Ark of the Covenent? Those weird Stones? The Holy Grail? Seeing as it's the 1950's in this film, the subject is totally relevent to the time and is cleverly dealt with. Plus the way it weaves actual, factual atrifacts, places and theories into the mythology is a lot of fun…but not everyone knows about 'crystal skulls' and 'Nazca lines' and most everyone knows 'Holy Grails' and 'Arks'…
    ******
    'Best' movie of the year? Nope. Most entertaining and worth your money? Probably.

  47. danes says – reply to this


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    Harrison Ford - Hot
    Shia LaBouf - Hotter!
    Alien backstory plot - stupid!! What the hell were Lucas and Spielberg thinking??!!!????!!

  48. Jarrod says – reply to this


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    That movie was shit with a dopey plot and bad acting

  49. COOLNESS says – reply to this


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    WTF PEREZ????????????????
    indiana jones SUCKEd!!
    it got WAY too sci-fi at the end…
    i'm sick of those spielberg movies..
    they all have to do with the same crap…just like war of the worlds.
    omg…..he totally killed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    would have beEn great but the END WAS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. mandy says – reply to this


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    this movie was the worst movie i have seen in the past year!
    i love all the indiana jones movies but this one had no flow or anything!
    horrible!!
    alliens?! wtf!
    the nuclear bomb scene? did that have to be in it??
    how they survived THREE water falls??
    the end was ridicious!
    blah!! come on!

  51. elle says – reply to this


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    ummmm…i saw the film and even though i am an indy fan the movie wasn't that great.weird plot line and kinda boring.speilberg and lucas couldn't have came up with anything better???

  52. Gaby says – reply to this


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    PERUVIAN 'spirits', fighting with CAPOEIRA (afro-brazilian origin), speaking MAYAN (mayans had nothing to do with Peru)?
    Who would write such crap? It was as if Gibson lent Spielberg some scenes and extras from Apocalypto.

  53. bbc says – reply to this


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    Re: hownowbrowncow – ARE YOU KIDDIN ME??? Oh wait youre like 12 or something right? INDY ROCKS!

  54. bbc says – reply to this


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    Re: COOLNESS – INDY meets X-files!!!!

  55. bbc says – reply to this


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    Re: jessica – NOT!!!!

  56. gozonuts says – reply to this


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    A pile of stinkin' shit! A UFO? Come on, that is ten years too late. What a disapointment.

  57. Frankenberry refers to himself as "WE" what an asswipe says – reply to this


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    "WE saw it and WE loved it"

    You are such a fucking tool! Stop referring to yourself in the first person you full of yourself frankenberry head.

  58. z says – reply to this


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    nooooo…nooooo….nooo

    aliens?

    really?

    i was disappointed

  59. bbc says – reply to this


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    Re: gozonuts – IT WAS A GOOD FILM

  60. sarah says – reply to this


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    It sucked. Hardly a plot line, the most over-the-top stunts that were way tacky. Bleh, I should have stayed home and gotten drunk.

  61. HJ says – reply to this


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    The beginning was good, the end was okay, the middle was one long ho-hum, too long of a chase scene in the middle, too straight forward, no big mystery. Overall, I'd say it was average, not my favorite Indiana Jones movie, but Harrison Ford was looking $126 million HOT for a 65 year old man! :*)

  62. Avocado says – reply to this


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    I was SOOO excited to see the new Indy movie, I was so sure it would be awesome considering all the talented people (and huge budget) involved. I went to see this last night with 7 other people, several of whom were big fans of the Indy franchise.

    Every single one of us was STUNNED by how fucking stupid the movie was. Like unbelievably, insultingly, ridiculously bad. Huge, huge disappointment all around. It was truly one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

    I don't even know how to respond to someone who claims to have loved this movie. *shakes head*

  63. ILUVSHIA!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE Shia LeBeouf hes s0o0 sexy i watched alll the movies hes been in just to see him he is also an amazing actor mmmmmm yummy so cute cant wait to watch it………………….. i luved disturbia awesome movie

  64. Maddie says – reply to this


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    It was soo good and shia is gorgeous!

  65. msindianajones says – reply to this


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    It was a good movie, but not a great movie. The alien shit needed to be left out or heavily edited. I loved the fact that Harrison still rocks as Indiana Jones!

  66. LOVED IT says – reply to this


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    I LOVED INDIE JONES!
    I SAW IT LAST NIGHT IN WHISTLER(CAN. B.C.)
    I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU P! I LOVED IT TOO!

  67. hownowbrowncow says – reply to this


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    Re: bbc

    Actually, since you seem so interested, I'm 27 years old. If you like this movie, you have no taste…but looking at the way you type, there's probably no reason to lend a lot of credence to anything you say, think, or feel. :) Thanks and have a nice day!

  68. Charlie says – reply to this


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    Sorry Perez, but only YOU loved it
    It was good until the whole alien-sci fi bullshit came on
    I mean… damn you Spilberg!! First ET, Close Encounters, War of the worlds, Transformers… Enough already!
    BUT WHY INDY?? WHY WHY WHY?? Best way to ruin a great movie.. it took you 20 years and you end up with THIS?!

    But Ford and LaBeouf… HOT HOT HOT HOT!!

  69. sourdoggie says – reply to this


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    The movie was pretty good I liked it but seriously it jumped the shark with the ending there. I think it was the only way to go since you can't do much with the franchise now to keep it fresh.

  70. gary says – reply to this


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    It was great !!!!

  71. cumface says – reply to this


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    I saw this movie this weekend and i couldn't pay attention because I was sitting next to my hot cowboy and all I could think about was putting my hand up his easy access shorts.

  72. Brid says – reply to this


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    First!

    That movie was horrible! plus there was a MAJOR movie mistake made when Cate Blanchette's character was climbing down the side of the mountain you could see her safety line.

  73. Jayme says – reply to this


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    My dad dragged me to the movie and i didnt think id enjoy it but i actually really liked it

    you should go see it =]

  74. Markiej says – reply to this


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    It wuuzzzz good! What the fuck you want!? Fuck off Muthafuckuz, all ya'all. Serious and fo'realz, Indy is duh Biznit! Yoink

  75. Natalie says – reply to this


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    Loved seeing Harrison Ford reprise his Indiana Jones character. Loved the humor throughout the movie making fun of his advanced age. That being said, the movie was too fantastic and unbelieveable and as someone else pointed out, really jumped the shark with the alien space beings and space ship at the end. Stoooopid.

  76. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    HARRISON FORD IS THE MOTHER TO THE FUCKING BOMB!!!!!!!!!!
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    AWESOME AT 60!!!!!!!!!!
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    PEREZ ROCKS AT 30 ……… I ROCK AT ?????????????????
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    JUST GOT BACK FROM A CAMPING TRIP……….SORRY I HAVEN'T SHOUTED OUT IN A WHILE
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    BUT I KNOW ONE THING……..ONE OF YOU BETTER HOLLER AT YOUR BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Deanne says – reply to this


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    I saw it too, it was pretty good!!

  78. Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this


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    Of course you loved it Perez, it is one of the only things GAYER than you. The first 3 Indy movies you can say, ehhh, it could happen. This one was just a desperate cry for money. Shia LeDouche was only in the film to play Adrian to Harrison's Rocky. "That won't work", "You can't go that way", "You can't win Rocky", ad naseum. Oh, I forgot, Shia was also cast because he made the best Tarzan, swinging through the trees indeed. Utter shit.

  79. glitter says – reply to this


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    What a terrible movie! It was even worst than the Temple of Doom and that is definitely saying something! Sheesh!

  80. lohon says – reply to this


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    You are an idiot if you liked that movie. Talk about ruining good childhood memories.

  81. scar2 says – reply to this


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    I thought it was just ok but it was far from great. Maybe my expectations were just too high. It tried hard but it just couldn't recapture the magic of the original.

  82. Elle says – reply to this


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    It was sooooo bad. I couldn't believe it!!!! People …don't waste your money!! National Treasure 2 was better than this movie. "Aliens…the treasure was knowledge????????" TOTAL CRAP AND A TOTAL WASTE!!

  83. CarrieAnne says – reply to this


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    LOVED LOVED LOVED the movie!!! It was excellent. I enjoyed the interaction of Indiana and Marian again. They were so cute!!! Highly recommend you watch the other three movies first though because of all the "in" comments that were made and people referred to in this movie.

  84. Jaye says – reply to this


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    I knew it would make a lot of money. Number 1 Prince Caspian didn't do as well as expected. Number 2, iron has been out over 3 weeks., Number 3 there was no other competition. I still don't get why it's doing so well. I have no intention of seeing it. Oh, I forgot I never saw the other 2 an didn't relish the idea of seeing a 65 year old man doing more of the same.

  85. otoniel says – reply to this


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    OHHH YEA PEREZ U SUCK
    JUST LIKE NARNIA THIS MOVIE WAS A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT
    IM LOOSING MY FAITH TO SPIELBERG MOVIES AFTER WAR OF THE WORLDS AND THIS CRAP AND GORGE LUCAS WELL HE KILLED STAR WARS FRANCHAISE
    I LOVE THE 1ST NARNIA BUT THE 2ND ONE ITS BORIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
    GO AND SEE SPEED RACER THAT MOVIE WAS COOL
    JUST DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE FAT KID AND MONKEY CUZ THERE ANNOYING
    BUT THE MOVIE OVERALL WAS AWESOME

  86. INDYFAN says – reply to this


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    LOVED IT! It was RIDONKULOUS! Shia labeouf was hot!

  87. INDYFAN says – reply to this


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    By the way, all the people who say that the alien thing was too far-out; I just wanna say that considering that the movie takes place in 1957 and the enemies were Soviets, I think it fit in just fine. Just like the earlier Indy films were about the adventure/exotica movie style of the 1930s, this one unabashedly embraced the sci-fi/pulp style of the 50s.

  88. szfv says – reply to this


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    Bad movie Shia sucked so ugly and he can't act.

  89. ppp says – reply to this


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    Hello mister hyporite!
    i thought was supposed to flop according too you.
    The movie was crap anyway.Don't waste your money.

  90. pppp says – reply to this


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    Hello mister hyporite!
    i thought it was supposed to flop according too you.
    The movie was crap anyway.Don't waste your money.

  91. Jessica says – reply to this


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    I am in to. Yay! Random black extra in the Diner fight scene.

  92. sherri says – reply to this


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    such a good movie. cate was BEAUTIFUL

  93. anne says – reply to this


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    i am blaming tom cruise…scientology has way too much sway in hollywood…it sucked!

  94. not that bad says – reply to this


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    the movie was no where as bad as these fools on her are saying , but at the same time it wasn't as good as you would expect from an Indy film . the alien shit did fuck it up a little , but over all , if you are an Indy fan you'll enjoy it anyway .

  95. liz says – reply to this


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    I saw it today and honestly I didn't care for it…(And I love Harrison Ford)Some critics have stated the story line is a bit too much to take and I agree 100%. The first Raiders of the Lost Ark was and is the best one…Isn't that always the case though? Honestly it wasn't worth $10!

  96. molly says – reply to this


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    I walked out, because I could not handle how incredibly horrible the movie was. Someone should slap Spielberg and Lucas right in the face.

  97. Michelle Renee C says – reply to this


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    YOU said it would suck!!! Backtracking now??

  98. Zip says – reply to this


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    UFOs are real. Just who or what is piloting them…I don't know…but I have a good guess. This film however was not executed correctly. The film needed a Close Encounters Of The Third Kind ending…instead we got the exact ending from the X-Files movie…and it didn't fit???!!! But forget about the ending, the whole film was a mess, save for the first 20 minutes.

  99. Zip says – reply to this


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    As far as the nuke sequence, Indy should have scrambled and happened upon a nuclear blast re-enforced bunker…and rode an elevator downward several miles to a hidden base underneath the ground as the blast went off. That would have been logical and believable as such bunkers and elevator lifts actually exist running miles under the ground!!! Hell, even the rocket chair bit could have been moved to that sequence to serve this very same purpose. Why they didn't do that, who knows???

  100. ACMHK says – reply to this


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    The movie was truly horrible. Like really really bad. BAD. Don't waste your money.

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