Taking It To The Next Level
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay
Amidst speculation that she and her rumored girlfriend, saMANtha Ronson are engaged…
The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and the DJ have moved in together.
And, adding more fire to the Firecrotch flames, sources tell us that several of the celeb weeklies are said to be offering Lohan a lot of money if she will come out as a lesbian exclusively with them.
Who would have thought: being gay could be GOOD for your career????
[Image via WENN.]
Who Wants To Kick His Ass????
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She looks happy and healthy!! More power to you, firecrotch. (First?)
Dude…
Just leave them alone.
YEAH!!! At least I got second this time!!! P.S. Love ya Perez!!
Of course it can be good for your career– it's being yourself! and hey if she's gay, so what? Why is it such a huge deal when a celebrity is gay?
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go lilo
asdf
mark ronson is better
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EW Lindsay is such a fake lesbian. She gives a bad name to lesbians everywhere. She's only doing it for attention… remember when she went to Europe and fucked three guys in 1 day?
1st bitches
FIRST!!!
hahah shes so hitting that
firsttt!!!!!!!
sigh.
ridiculous
wow, this is some crazy shit!
a;dlff
that may explain some of her previous behavior. she wasn't able to let everyone know who she really was and was trying to come to terms with it through drinking and drugs.
Poor SaMANtha. She doesn't realise she's being used for attention.
Lindsey yet again proves she will go above and beyond to get some press coverage.
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I think it's fine as long as they're happy!
she wont stay gay… she is gonna go right back to some other guy. its just the flavor of the week
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
first?
thats cool. ha
since when did it become foreign for homegirls to be homesgirls?
maybe they ARE JUST good friends.
it's probably a publicity joke, if not for these stories we wouldn't even be talking about lindsay lohan.
I think she is just sexually confused as a result of all of her emotional and drug problems. She has had so many boyfriends why all of a sudden does she favour vadge over cock?
Perez, you're a little late. They've lived together for awhile now.
I had a friend in high school that did this exact same thing. She had a "girlfriend" for show, but fucked guys on the sly. What a shallow idiot.
Um, Anne Heche. Anne Heche would have thought that being gay could be good for her career.
she is so not gay this is just another publicity stunt!!1!
that story is so off, I watched a clip where Ali said it was 'pathetic ' and that they were 'just friends'. I haven't seen any comment from either girl denying their relationship (or affirming it), just comments from other people. If I can remember that after watching one clip why can't the Post get it right. I do think it's kinda funny what is going on with Dina…she denies the girls are together and a couple days later they kiss publicly, L is quoted as saying she wants nothing to do with that show and then a couple days later Dina declares that she 'banned' L from the show…sounds like not the best mother/daughter relationship.
i don't care, but it is true that la lohan looks happy
I see some really bad shit happining here real soon….She will pull an Ann Haech and end up on some strangers porch babbling about some space ship …i wish her luck in her recovery but with a mom like hers i can see why she needed so much rehab.She should concentrate on gettin her kid sister away from her fame hungry mom or she will crash just as hard…
they are both nasty looking!! they make a good match
They look happy together and I don't know why people are saying that Sam is just Lindsay's "flavor of the week." YOU may have just heard about them this week, but Lindsay and Sam go way back (since Mean Girls). Lastly, should a gay man really be saying stuff like "SaMANtha"? Not cool, Perez. You should be trying to bring the community together, not tear it apart and incite more bigotry and hatred. Shame on you.
Let's be honest. "Being Gay" right now is good for HER CAREER b/c there is nothing else about her we can talk about, besides her drunken, druggie, partying ways….b/c she surely has blown all her acting talent.
good for her!
GO ON GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it would be so awesome if she came over to the good side of life! Boys suck! And she would make a good addition to the lesbian world
its called repressing it… and would make sense for someone in the public eye… that's probably why she slept around so much as well… she wasn't comfortable confronting who she was, but eventually you can't repress it when you fall in love for real. Maybe it has taken her this long to confront it/be with a woman.
At last!Come on Li-Lo get right out that closet,lets show the world that its Ok to be gay!Im hoping for a double wedding with Ellen-De Portia-Gen.x
i would love to see these two bitches lapping at each others love oysters. would love to see them pressing each other's furburgers and licking the juice off the fingers. and too watch them bumping fuzz… OMG! OH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS CHRIST! I'M CUMMING SO HARD!
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If she was promoting a movie right now, this "relationship" would be kaput!
let's get together girls and you can lick the goo off of my fuckknob.
She´s not gay. They´re not engaged.
But I guess she´s fucking SaMANtha anyway.
So, as a GAY man Perez are you making fun of someone who is GAY / LeSBIAN …are you saying WE are different? That it is somehow NEWS or wrong?
I never understand how you treat other gays.
what's wrong with you?
It might be good for her career if she uses it as an excuse for her drugging/partying… You know, I was doing drugs cause I was confused/upset about my sexuality.
she could do so much better at least a hot lesbo come on!!!
no wonder her breath smelled like tuna the last time i saw her at CVS.
WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO GO DOWN ON LINDSAY LOHAN'S RAT !!! IT HAS SEEN MORE COCK AND DEVICES THAN ANY OTHER D LIST CELEB !!!! THIS Samantha is Nuts !!! She must be on desparate CARPET MUNCHER TO TAKE ON LOHAN'S WELLY BOOT !!!!
it is my opinion that lindsay suffers from BORDERLINE personality disorder. many borderlines are sexually confused. also many LESBIANS are borderline.
let me be the first to offer these girls a million dollars to lick love oysters on my pallatial las vegas estate, while my arabian horses dance in the distance. OMG I AM SHOOTING A GALLON OF SPOOGE ON MY SCREEN> PEREZ"S STOMACH GROWLED.
a couple things here.
1. why is she affraid to come out?? No one is going to hate her for it. I wish she would, then maybe she would make a good movie…I loved Mean Girls, but she hasn't done anything good since then.
2. maybe she was with all of them guys, because she couldn't figure out what she really wanted…or she was in denial or something, but at least now she knows she likes the vag!
the purpose of heterosexual sex is procreation. the purpose of gay male sex is to push turds back up into the intestines. it is also to fill the passive partners intestines with a creamy reproductive fluid. this frequently creates gingerbread with vanilla sauce or shitbricks in cream, a delacacy at the perez hilton household.
so I seen a picture of them kissing on TMZ.com the other day!
i am jacking my cock so hard that i have chafed myself.
WOW. what the fuck is wrong with the media. lindsay can't be best friends or really good friends with samantha ?? like, she hAS to be lesbian with her? fucccccked up.
Who would have thought… you, Perez!
Exactly Perez, failing sitcom star Ellen and moderately talented Melissa Ethridge.
i masturbate while i am dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.
i love the thought of these girls doing it. i am bisexual myself. i take it in the rear from other well endowed men, but i also let women ride my pole with their gooey and good hot wet twats. hmmm… can't stop getting hard.
i plan on cutting off my pubic hair and mailing it to these gals! maybe they will tickle each other's clits with a clump of it????
So what? Maybe they are girlfriends or just FWB or just affectionate. I have a friend who is a girl that I am affectionate with. We kiss goodbye and say love you, and yes she is bi, but I am straight. Either way, if Lindsay is happy, and if Sam is good for her, then good for Linds.
Girls can have "mommy issues" just as bad as "Daddy Issues". When your Mom tries to steal your thunder you have to go to a place she wouldn't go to get the attention. First the drugs and drinking now sleeping with a girl? This girl is probably the first real girl friend she has ever had, plus must be nice for your partner not wanting to do your mom. Lindsey's mom needs to back off.
this woman is a muff munching dyke? hahaha! i bet her breath smells like tuna. i bet she drives a subaru outback and shops at HOLE foods.
Maybe just bisexual. It doesn't have to be either or.
I wonder what she's going to do. Those two deserve to be happy. I wish them the best.
But her PR monkeys must be freaking out, all the trouble they've gone to…
lucious lesbians bumping & griding to r. kelly. that's the vision i have of these two girls at home alone.
Re: kira – #19 Bullshit.
Haven't they already moved in together like a couple of months ago, as "roomates"?
You guys have it totally backwards. The "boyfriends" were fake. She's gaaay as the day is long and been struggling with it for years. I don't think she's ready to admit it yet. The PDAs were a step! Baby steps.
This bitch used to do heroin. Matter of time til it surfaces
maybe they'll do a film for abbeywinters.com. my cock is swelling at the thought of that!
not good for her career…just bank account. this girl is pathetic. who cares if she wants to pretend to be a lesbian for a while…if they are "engaged" it won't last.
this girl is completely fucked up and needs to stay out of ALL romantic relationships while she works on herself.
Nothing is better then a man's peter!!!!
Thats the best thing Lindsay needs, a lesbian.
This makes me happy. I hope it's true. I think it would be wonderful if Lynsey were able to settle down. Samantha has been with her through a lot of shit…maybe she's not the bad influence everyone thinks she is…it's possible she might be pulling for Lynsey.
Either way, it does my heart good to see them together. I wish them well
she isn't a lesbian if she's been with tons of dudes. man you people are stupid.she was with tons of guys and apparently loves sex with them. lesbians are just angry chicks with issues
just because you have red hair does not mean you have a FIRECROTCH!!
I myself have red hair and i dont have a FIRECROTCH! i never met a red head girl with a fire crotch either
Who cares if she's with Samantha?
I don't see why everyone is up in arms about it.
Last time I checked this was a gay friendly site.
Nah…I doubt she's gay! Bi maybe, maybe not even that. I think that she's experimenting. Clearly, she likes men.
Lindsay is doing this because she has become the doorknob of hollywood, every man has had a turn. Now she's turning to the females. Sad, she is so oversexed that she has to jump the fence to get laid! HO
Re: hipeir –
I concur!!
I don't care if she;s a lesbian, but omg! She could do so much better than a chick who looks homeless! She's sold out Linds to the tabloids before-is she looking to retire??
Well…if being with a chick makes her less icky then im all for it!!!
omg. omg. if she does that it would be so cool. SO COOL. i hope it's true though not some stupid gimick to make money. that would suck.
I'm so glad you're whoring the "gay" viewpoint. So she's possible gay/bi. Good for her, who cares? It's not like being an addict or alcoholic, it's not some unfavorable character flaw. The media needs to stop treating the LGBTQ's like crazy moneymaking taglines. She's living her life, nothing crazy intriguing about that. WHO CARES if she loves another woman?
YOU'RE gay, why on earth do you feel the need to whore Lindsay out for seeming gay? Don't you know just as well how gays are viewed?
Re: bobina – oh wow, you're an ASSHOLE.
well if they did move in together, i hope Man doesn't mind Firecrotch doing guys in their bed!!
yeah i heard all those "stories" about her "hooking up" with guys were made up in order to make her seem more straight (italy). sad. i think she has had some genuine relationships with men though (harry mortan) so she's probably bisexual not a lesbian. also she's known sam ronson for years and it seems like they're really good together. sam's not just some chick she decided to hook up with one day.
she is bi for now probably because no man wants her because she has had so many of them ……..
maybe she ran out of any more men takers ………
or maybe she's going for someone with more money than her since shes pretty much broke now ….'…
her career is shot, she cant sing or act………
what can she do ???
california just legalized gay marriage.. sooo im gonna say its probably true and now its the right momment.
Big deal. There's not a world of difference between being a low-talent, thieving, drunken lesbian or a low-talent, thieving, drunken heterosexual.
It's a mystery to me why gays and lesbians would be so eager to claim this calamitous wedge of shrunken grey-matter into their own camp.
Pretty soon they'll start adopting little Negroid monkey babies from Malawi and a couple of Gook zipper heads from Cambodia…THAT'S the "next level"!!!
The Madden brothers were both taken.
Samantha Ronson dresses well. Baby's got style.
Re: gay sex simplified – SO, EVRY TIME YOU HAVE SEX,AND DO NOT PROCATE YOU ARE SINNING.. READ THE BIBLE……ALL SINS ARE THE SAME IN EYES OF GOD !!!
ALL OF THEM!!! DO YOU UNDRESTAND! GOD GIVES US ALL THE CHANCE TO REPENT UNTILL THE LAST BREATH OF AIR…THE WORLD IS OVER POPULATER, WHY DO WE NEED MORE PEOPLE. ASK YOU SELF !!!WE GAYS SERVE A PURPUSE….NATURE HAS IT WAYS TO BALANCE THINGS!!!1 USE YOUR BRAIN !!1 IF YOU HAVE ONE!!!!!
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
SAM in Farsi means poison