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Who Wants To Kick His Ass????

Filed under: Zportz

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Jose Canseco is hoping to revive his career by reinventing himself as a boxer.

The retired baseball player and Surreal Life alum is trying to lure a "name" to fight him in Atlantic City in July.

A rep for Canseco has sent out the following email:

"We are looking for a big opponent/athlete to step into the ring and fight 'The Bad Boy of Baseball' José Canseco in a boxing match, live on Saturday, July 12, at the Atlantic City Bernie Robbins Stadium. The person picked will be paid $5,000 and become a star overnight. There will be a full undercard and if you are not picked you may have a shot on the undercard."

Any takers???

We're sure Danny Bonaduce would do it!

[Image via WENN.]

80 comments to “Who Wants To Kick His Ass????”

  1. scott says – reply to this


    1

    1st

  2. CHIZAM says – reply to this


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    ALWAYS WANTED TO BE FIRST. TOOK YOU LONG NEOUGH TO POST AFTER ALBA!

  3. CHIZAM says – reply to this


    3

    crap…second, lol.

  4. CHIZAM says – reply to this


    4

    How bout Barry Bonds? Or Manny Ramirez.

  5. Steve Drill says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…all I know about boxing is: Never bet on the white guy.

    So go ahead Canseco, get beaten like a cumrag in Cellblock D we WILL be amused.

  6. j says – reply to this


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    first!

  7. Jenny :D says – reply to this


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    What a loser!! no one would want to fight him cuz he would SUCK boxers are fast not big and slow!
    Love you perez!!!

  8. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S A NICE PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN "MAN UP" WITH ME ANY TIME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    .
    .
    HOLLER! YOU PACK WHAT I'M PACKING!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. kawaii says – reply to this


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    darn it, thought i'd be the first

  10. rr says – reply to this


    10

    2ndd

  11. nipsey says – reply to this


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    tanya harding ?

  12. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    Christian Siriano
    could kick his butt!

  13. you know who says – reply to this


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    Im serious were done you fucking bitch

  14. bee says – reply to this


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    almost first! :)

  15. blah says – reply to this


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    4th?

  16. fine by my book says – reply to this


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    he looks like a boxer to me, that'd be fine…incase he calls for my permission. haha

  17. nipsey says – reply to this


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    tanya harding ?

  18. big says – reply to this


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    canseco your an idiot. can you sink any lower. they said how about danny bonaduce. i seen danny fight. hes 5 foot 8 inches tall and he would toy with you. the winner gets susan dey. bonaduce call this asshole out. you can beat him. knock this oil slick out.

  19. ccvb says – reply to this


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    He is playful,right? he is a hot member of the celeb dating club "marr ymil lion aire . c o m ". he has dated several hot girls on that club.

  20. big says – reply to this


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    #5 steve drill hey asshole. never bet on the white guy. the wbc, wba, wbo, ibf heavyweight champs are all white. if you follow boxing you would know this limp dick. dont bet on the white guy. cant you think of anything else better to do with your welfare check. know your boxing before you shoot your mouth off. jack dempsey rocky marciano white dudes. two of the greatest champs ever. respond punk.

  21. Steve Drill says – reply to this


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    Re: big

    Blah blah blah blah whatever…NEVER. BET. ON. THE. WHITE. GUY, watchhu gon' do bout it internet big man. FUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU…. hahahahahahaha and thanks for your hard earned tax-dollars fucko.

  22. tellall says – reply to this


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    Big cock.

  23. zoogle says – reply to this


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    Bonaduce would be awesome, but they are too different in weight class. I think Dustin "Black Belt" Diamond might be closer to Canseco's weight class. Notice Canseco hasn't yet challenged Mike Tyson.

  24. Utsy says – reply to this


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    the man looks like he's got a hot ass , I'd lick and f**ck it any day

  25. Steve Drill says – reply to this


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    I see, you've got nothing else to say big man, ah? Douchebag? fuck your mother too.

    Now think about that the next time you got your mouth wrapped around the WBA champion's cock.

  26. paige says – reply to this


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    $5000 , are you kidding me??

    what a slap in the face

  27. Thaxton says – reply to this


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    What a hot fucking body!
    I love those tight jeans!!
    FUCK ME!

  28. yo says – reply to this


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    Danny BonaDOUCHe

  29. fran says – reply to this


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    Why can't he do the normal route
    and just go into porn?

  30. The Greek Giant says – reply to this


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    Re: fran – Thanks fran. Ditto at #29.
    Fifteen years ago I would have sucked his dick until his skull caved in.
    And I believe I would still suck his dick until his skull caved in.
    I would prefer to kickbox/wrestle him. In the nude. Winner fucks the loser. Loser gets a reach-around. Everybody wins. Even the audience.

  31. Grudge Match says – reply to this


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    Re: bigRe: Steve Drill – Number 21, I believe number 20 is subliminally asking you to shoot off in his mouth.

  32. Perez, Are You Sure You Didn't Mean To Headline This "Lick" Instead Of "Kick" says – reply to this


    32

    Perez, I think the headline should read "Lick" instead of "Kick".
    You know this man would toss you around, flip you, pound you, give you some rough & tumble man-love; and, you'd be all the better for it—all relaxed and spent. All frustration and hate pumped out of you. You'd be all relaxed and purring—seeing the whole world from another more peaceful point of view. ;)

  33. How about Paris Hilton says – reply to this


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    Take off your shirt Jose.

  34. david says – reply to this


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    he has a nice bulge. i'd blow him.

  35. Hero says – reply to this


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    Holy toledo. That's one big beef stick you are a packing for any future fights.

  36. jason says – reply to this


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    God, he's hot. i'd love to suck his cock until he explodes all over my face.

  37. Lusting says – reply to this


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    Nice body!

  38. Marcello says – reply to this


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    Wowzerrrr! Thanks for bringing the bulge back to jeans! Yahoooooooooo!

  39. Andrew says – reply to this


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    I'm am melting, like a piece of dark chocolate left in the sun over looking at that huge piece packed inside those Levi jeans. Good lord, take me now.

  40. Rich says – reply to this


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    HOLLY BULGE BATMAN!

  41. phil says – reply to this


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    10 seconds, one punch from a boxer, Canseco wouldn't know where he's at for a week. Baseball ain't boxing.

  42. smorf says – reply to this


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    how about his ex-wives

  43. RichiePooDeNashVegas says – reply to this


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    I'd sure fight him, just to get my hands on his body. Do you have any idea how big this guy's dick is? He is HUGE!!

  44. raels says – reply to this


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    The only opponent worth watching would be "Butterbean" Esch

  45. david says – reply to this


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    i don't care what we do…as long as it ends with his cock in my mouth…

  46. Mindy says – reply to this


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    I think a 9 yr old girl could kick his ass-he's a complete nobody and the only way he could make any money was to wrtie an "I'm telling on you" book about everyone he could think of.

  47. HereIambaby says – reply to this


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    This dude is found at the interracial club ~~blackcentury.com~~ a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.

  48. daniel lopez says – reply to this


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    HE'S HOOOOT!!! NICE BULGE…I WOULD SUCK HIS DICK NO MATTER WHAT!!! DAMN!!!

  49. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    You call that a bulge?
    The tube sock Bret Michaels stuffs
    into the front of his jeans is twice
    as big as the tube sock Jose stuffs
    into his jeans.
    Bret stuffs at least two tube socks, Jose,
    why do you think they sell them in pairs?

  50. lil' k says – reply to this


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    Canseco told the *truth*. Deal with it. It's wimps like Giambi who l-i-e-d to the public about steroids and only fessed up when he had to via grand jury.
    I used to hang with pro baseball players years ago and know for a fact that wayyyyyy back then, the trainers used to supply 'greenies.' So baseballers and drugs aren't exactly a new concept.

  51. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    now that is a man that has a NICE body..bet you wish you could look like that PEZ..built just right…..uummmmmmmmmmmmmm

  52. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    now that is a man that has a NICE body..bet you wish you could look like that PEZ..built just right…..uummmmmmmmmmmmmm
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    oh i would love to kick his ass in my BED

  53. Marky says – reply to this


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    You should fight him Perez - dressed in your ridiculous new "designer" clothes. It would be funny watching you run around saying bitchy things (through your tears) while getting the crap beat out of you.

  54. Kike says – reply to this


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    OPk Canseco, If you need money why try to destroy your own face? Remember some actor who did this before? I think Canseco could be a porn start, I´ll buy all your pictures.

  55. Donna says – reply to this


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    i FRIGGIN dO

  56. elka says – reply to this


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    c'mon, Jose is a hottie, tall, dark and handsome
    how could you not want to cuddle with this babe?

  57. big says – reply to this


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    you ignorant bastard. you respnd with a fuck my mother comment. low class. id say fuck your your father but you probably dont even know him. you are a piece of shit welfare boy. i know your mother i might even be your daddy. i think i had five dollars on me that she charged that night. you brought mothers into this you monkey. you met your match. im actually being nice today in responding to an ignorant tree climber. go share a bottle of ripple with your other 13 or 14 brothers. this comment is only a response to steve drillo for dragging my mom into this. this is between me and you.

  58. big says – reply to this


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    #31 grudge match. your the one who brought up shooting in someones mouth. words from a true experienced cocksucker. just because you swallow fag boy doesnt mean i do. not everone is a flame. i bet you drill steve drilldo.

  59. happygirl says – reply to this


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    I'm gonna post until I get to be the 1OO.
    That shall be my legacy.

    by the way,who the hell is that dude and what the hell he has done?!?!

  60. mayra says – reply to this


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    He should issue a challenge to Fitty Cent!! I'd pay money to see Canseco's ass whooped by Fitty!!!!

  61. left hook says – reply to this


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    big that was a sweet comeback on steve likes to be drilled. he calls himself the drill because hes self concious of his pin dick. his boyfrind told me. you baked him and now he has no comeback for you. a third grade education will do that. maybe after he finishes his bottle of ripple hell respond after tameka lets him get on the computer as long as he doesnt get watermelon juice on the keyboard or worse chicken grease. see big, im pretty good too. you hammered the drill. you left the boy speachless.

  62. big says – reply to this


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    re#61 left hook thank you hook. your right i left the drill speechless. maybe after hes done picking up his carton of newports from the convenient store hell respond. your pretty good yourself hook. the mother comment got me going on his illiterate ass.

  63. big says – reply to this


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    #25 steve dildo. i thought i let this go but woke up this morning and checked out the site and you left a nasty message about fucking my mother. you dragged my mom into this which had nothing to do with our postings. you cant fuck my mom because she dont do unemployed assholes. when your done collecting cans today probably your only job. turn them in and get your ripple money and respond back. my mom said defend my honor and go off lower east side on him. if your yellow ass wants to respond its on. cash in your cans get some bail money to get your father out of the joint. if hes even your father. i watch maury povich. half you assholes dont even know your father. today is memorial day. lot of returnables out there. dig in the garbage cans for empties. tell mom because i nmight be your dad that i said hi. no child support though. my tax money brought you up through welfare checks. later steve. you wasted cum shot. you barked up the wrong tree

  64. tuff perez says – reply to this


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    i,ll kick jose,s ass i,m tuff perez;; jose go,s around telling the truth in mlb what nerve telling the truth thats so ofensive to me;; wait till i see him i,m going to squint so hard my eyes will hurt;; i,m tuff perez

  65. big says – reply to this


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    im not done with you. when a no good fuck says and fuck your mother. that was so wrong. i post some pretty rough comments on this site but i do it for a laugh and enjoy the responses to have fun and i know they probably get out of hand but thats the fun of it. i watch people go back and forth but i thought it was all in fun. to go back and forth is funny. i never brought someones mother in to this until you did. only then did i retaliate. when going back and forth is no longer fun and mothers are not brought up its no longer fun. i thought that was what this site is about. not about dragging mothers into it. i love my mom and if you love yours youll chill. bet on the white guy. especially in a heavyweight title fight.

  66. big says – reply to this


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    #23 mr. zoogle. your right thers a big weight difference. canseco goes about 250 and bonaduce is only about 5 foot 8 but hes a scrapper. the oldest saying in the book. it aint the size of the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog. i like danny by knockout in round one. canseco would blow his load and would be dead tired by the end of the first. when those gloves get water logged from sweat they get real heavy. 16 ounce gloves is what theyd probably wear due to no commission to sanction this. those gloves would get real heavy. with wrapped hands and sweat they weigh a ton. especially the longer the fight goes. been there. have fun. danny get him early. jump on hinm dont let the big fellow get warmed up

  67. alan brickman says – reply to this


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    still very hot looking….

  68. big says – reply to this


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    bonaduce if your out there. take this big steroid boy on. ill train you. give me six weeks and youd be in shape to beat this idiot. i know theres a big weight difference but before round one is over youd take his heart. speed kills you would destroy this muscle head robot. you would be too fast for this needle. #1 bonaduce fan. i dont care about the weight difference. you got the balls to call this punk out. danny you can beat him. big dudes are shot afyter one round unless there real boxers.

  69. kiwi says – reply to this


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    Re: Utsy
    Honey, he has no equipment….too many year of steroids….in fact, I bet he is wearing a cup with those jeans!!!

    He would be fun though…let you dress him up…he LOVES lipgloss….

  70. big says – reply to this


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    steve drilldo you punk if you have any respect for women you never would have said fuck your mother to me. you hide behind your computer and say disgusting things about a mans mother. if you had any respect for yourself or your mother that comment about fucking someone else mother. a fun website is no longer fun to me because of your low class fuckin shit. respect mothers asshole. someday you might meet yours. god bless your mom and best to her. i might have been with her last night. shes usually there at closing time looking for a ride home. hey steve i saved her cab fare. i know we were in the project parking lot a while but she had to pay up. we worked it out. son. is this any way to talk to your possible dad. i might be. i hit the whore joints. dont you ever rank on my mother again. i retaliate when you fuck with me or my mother. you say fuck my mother. if i could find the crack house your mother is passed out in i just might do her. just as payback. but judging by your class i would triple up on the condoms. the last thing we want is another you.

  71. SYNAPSE says – reply to this


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    SOMEBODY FUCKIN CALL KIMBO SLICE !

  72. big says – reply to this


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    #72 synapse. you are so right. kimbo slice would probably kill canseco. im a gentlemen and eveni wouldnt want to witness that ass whipping. he beat a guy in 30 seconds by the name of ray mercer. former boxin champ. fought larry holmes. bad dude but slice tore him up. i boxed with ray at ft dix in the army. slice would do shit to canseco that would not be for the faint of heart. im not a sadist but canseco dont want the slice. that shit would not be pretty.

  73. susie says – reply to this


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    I know FOR A FACT!! the freak has HERPES!

  74. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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    Ahhhhh, Jose is a very fine man in person, and his biceps are like the size of my thighs !!!! Unfortuanlty he has an entourage of hanger-oners around him and he is not the sharpest tool in the shed!! He is a very nice man though but I think he may have some serious fincial issues going on as they foreclosed on his Encino house last month.

  75. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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    Ahhhhh, Jose is a very fine man in person, and his biceps are like the size of my thighs !!!! Unfortuanlty he has an entourage of hanger-oners around him and he is not the sharpest tool in the shed!! He is a very nice man though but I think he may have some serious fincial issues going on as they foreclosed on his Encino house last month. He does wear his pants too high though. I guess it is all those years of baseball uniforms but really someone should tell him to pull his pants down on to his hips.

  76. big says – reply to this


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    steve drill. you punk bastard. if you ever tell me fuck your mother again i will find you. if you want to fuck with me i can take it. i have one question for you. when you told me fuck your mother you low class cocksucker. you opened up a can. you aint worth it. i got nothing more to say to your sorry fuckin ass. your probably some young punk who sits behind a computer and ranks on mothers. rot in hell you piece of shit. i wish heartache and bad karma to you. not your mom though. i respect women. good health and god bless your mom. i got nothing against your mom. good health and happiness to your mom. i wish her the best. steve your still a dickhead. wasted cum shot.

  77. wow wow wow says – reply to this


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    Nice bulge!!

    He must have a really nice uncut cock :-) yummmmm

  78. big says – reply to this


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    did you get locked up in a cell this weekend. steve drill i am sitting with mom right now. your probably sitting with your dad in a jail cell. i gave mom a newport cig and she blew me.

  79. curt says – reply to this


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    big i know the dude ranked on moms but lighten up on this bitch. your tearing him apart. hes a punk and is done with you. the dude fucks his own mother

  80. kuntrykween28 says – reply to this


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    Yes…I would love to fight him and give him some of this goody good stuff!!!!!!!!